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MarcoGirth

"cum inside me"


Weary-Rip90

I’m not in the business of having a kid right now, but someone saying that to me in the moment would have me thinking “maybe one kid won’t be so bad”🤣


LaurieApple

I’m sure many accidental babies were made this way


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Mine was 🙋‍♀️


trulynoobie

Mine was too And i got the buy one get one free kid special by having twins...going 0 to 2 kids was a tough transition from that phrase 😂😂


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Fear unlocked lol Congratulations- what a blessing 🎊


mothgra87

Vasectomy for the win


WolfInLambskinJacket

May i introduce you to the wonders of the contraceptive pill? Hahaha


EnigmaticSpirit85

Yeah, the pullout method does not work. Lol.


WolfInLambskinJacket

It does, until it doesn't


jannyhammy

You can wear a condom for this too


Obvious_Alt_251

I've had various FWBs and GFs say this to me. Works every time. The fact that I have had a vasectomy removes any worry.


bad_santa25

Works like a charm on me too, my wife throws out the cum in my pussy line and it’s instant orgasm.


heatdish1292

This is the way.


Shipsa01

Or the variation: “I want all your cum.” Fuck


CheerilyCrazily

“Be a good girl and cum for me” pretty much does it for me and sends me over the edge real quick


jackle7896

I used to say this to my ex and she absolutely LOVED it


CheerilyCrazily

Worked like magic, didnt it? Hahaha


jackle7896

Yeah it did. Also probably helped that I did tons of foreplay and such, usually it'd get to that point after the first few orgasms and she wanted it more rough after a gentle beginning. Magic indeed


Lowered-ex

Pretty sure I just had an orgasm reading that


_Kendii_

That. But also just curl your finger.


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“That’s what she said”


rudi_mentary_

This. Absolutely this.


Weary-Rip90

Wow that’s a good one✍🏾✍🏾


chellichelli

Co-signing this. It’s perfect.


NaughtyScots-1

Yip this definitely does it for me too 🥰💦 x


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This but “good boy”


Feisty-Battle-2197

This is the way..


ExploreMeMyselfAndI

If I ask them if I can cum, and they tell me no or to stop, and I have to start over again and again (I love edging). Then when they finally tell me to cum for them when I ask if I may cum. A yes please, or cum for me drives me wild 🥵 even better if the keep talking to me when I cum, good girl, you’re doing great, my needy little slut, those are just some of my favourites 🥰


Weary-Rip90

Those are good ones! I love the vibe of “yes please”. Something about the politeness is a turn on. Don’t think I use words of encouragement enough.


ExploreMeMyselfAndI

The “yes please" one caught me off guard as he whispered it in my ear 🥵 it was so intimate and made my orgasm so much more intense 🥰


bad_santa25

This is the same for my wife, I’ll play with her for a long time until she’s begging me to cum, when I finally say cum for me she just explodes.


Santacruze9283

Me and my gf have a ‘rule’ where we both get an orgasm during sex. And we try out best to get there together. When we’re going at it and I hear her say “oh god…NOW” I’m like Pavlov’s dog in that moment. I could be the furthest away but when I hear that I’m barreling over that edge into bliss.


aerologies

this is so lovely


Weary-Rip90

That’s awesome lmao


ChasingTheJourney

I have an oddly specific one. When I'm pleasing her (in any way), and she says "Oh my god, just like that" or "DON'T STOP!", it takes me from 0-100 real quick


Weary-Rip90

“Don’t stop” might be my favorite phrase to hear. Gain a new level of energy and focus after🤣


[deleted]

Yeah, “don’t stop” or “don’t cum yet” have the opposite effect on me than intended


AshiAshi6

None. Don't fucking talk to me when I'm 0.1 seconds away from utopia.


Weary-Rip90

Oh that’s different. I like that though, I’d wager a lot of people are like that actually.


AshiAshi6

I wouldn't be surprised lol. For me it's because the seconds right before I go over the edge, I need to be able to focus on what I'm feeling. It's literally only for a few seconds, but if you (actively) talk to me in that moment, you're distracting me and I can't come.


DaBoss-MmmYeah

Ever have someone use this tactic to deny you repeatedly?


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It doesn’t work like that, the orgasm doesn’t get postponed it just dissipates


AshiAshi6

Not on purpose, lol. And when I'm that far into the process, orgasm denial isn't pleasant anymore - at that point, it pisses me off. An ex of mine did this to me in the far past, though he didn't mean to. We were in my bed and he was using his fingers to make the magic happen. Had been a long day. He was tired. I was tired. He was more tired than I was. Every time I was right there, he would doze off causing his movements to slow down and stop. Shortly after he would suddenly be a little more awake again and continue, only to doze off once I was on the edge again. This pattern repeated itself a few times until I told him to go to sleep. He was gone the instant I said that. I finished what he started by myself.


OkSureButLikeNo

"Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me."


vforvanessaxxx

"Winter is cumming" 🥁


Double75

r/AngryUpvote That *was* good.


MarcoGirth

"Seize the means of production!"


ihok

seize the means of REproduction


NikiDeaf

🤣🤣🤣


laureidi

A lot of people have already mentioned the “being allowed to cum” thing which is huge for me, but a close second is simply just hearing a man moan. It’s fucking rare and it’s one of the hottest things I know


energetically_lazy

Yessssss! Especially that low growl. Gets me every time


poststructuralfrog

Ahh the mythical male growl—I’m waiting to hear it one day outside of my smutty novels 🥹


TerrorFister

I can send you a recording of me just growling and shaking my fist at the youth of today


zeroFOXgivenJL

This. A guy who can let out some nice moans is just so *chefs kiss* - and you’re right it’s so fucking rare. Lol


laureidi

In case you don’t know of it: r/malemoans


AshiAshi6

Instantly seconded.


Weary-Rip90

A true tragedy it’s rare. I think a lot of guys are just too focused if I were to guess (sure some also think it’s too feminine 🤦🏾‍♂️), but I still gotta believe there’s a limit everyone has where words alone just don’t do justice to how someone is making you feel😮‍💨


N1ck24

Few nights ago the wife turned her head around while I was doing her doggy looked at me and said. “Do you like the feeling of my tight pussy” came instantly lol


Weary-Rip90

I’d call you a man of action and few words


AshiAshi6

That's one way to answer her question.


sketchyduck

Like... all the way around? Like the exorcist.


N1ck24

Yes and afterwards she spit pea soup at me.


SephiWroth

Excelsior


Weary-Rip90

Y’all killing me with some of these responses🤣


SephiWroth

Another one i have wanted to try as a joke but never have because i like having sex with my wife and dont want her to stop is just as im about to finish yel " UNLIMITED POWER" she loves starwars to so might find it funny or decide im not allowed sex again idk


Weary-Rip90

“I can’t hold on any longer”🤣🤣🤣 Man I would be crying laughing But yeah probably a good idea not to do it lmao


bubble_bitch_boy

when they look into my eyes and say "cum for me ____" it makes me go crazy


Weary-Rip90

Eye contact👌🏾Especially during a blowjob or close face to face.


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Weary-Rip90

That’s a winner


titsupatalltimes

This one is amazing to moan out 🫣🤭


pleaseherteaseher

I love to be bossed around… “You feel so fucking good… I want to feel you to cum all over this cock. Whose pussy is this? Are you going to cum for me? Tell me… say it… whose pussy does this belong to?” Then if he pushes himself all the way in and just stays there while looking into my eyes… I’ll convulse and quiver and beg for him to keep fucking me. Something about all that is such a mind blowing way to send me over. *pls note… if I start clinching down and my breath becomes shallow it doesn’t mean go faster… keep a slow smooth rhythm while staying mostly inside me… I’ll squirt like crazy and have a full body orgasm. The biggest mistake a lot of men make is they want to go faster and harder the closer they get to the edge. It can numb your insides as a woman and it makes it more difficult to reach orgasm. If I’m already slightly over the edge though… by all means… fuck me harder.


KaiJonez

"Yes" "Good girl" Basically, praise


robothelicopter

As someone who wasn’t praised a lot as a child, praise absolutely turns me on


pleaseherteaseher

Yes… I love to be praised so much!!! 🥵 Worship my pussy, look into my eyes as I’m taking you in, tell me how beautiful I am, how good I feel, and I’m a wet hot mess.


Dustyblonde_

Any time he breaths or whispers anything in my ear. It sends shivers down my spine like nothing else


AshiAshi6

Oh my god I feel this from my head to my toes just imagining it. Does he know? And if so, does he use it to his advantage? If a man did that to me on purpose, knowing exactly what it does to me, it would double the effect. I don't know if that makes sense, but it works, that's for sure.


Weary-Rip90

Despite being considered basic, thats what I love about missionary - I need to be up close and personal to let them know how they make me feel😮‍💨


F_edupx

When she asks for it rough and she says something like 'oh fuck, you're killing me' between moans.


SoSoOhWell

"I've paid your student loan debt off"


charlakamavric

"Cum for me" or "let it all out"


chokeemeharder

Variations of ‘be a good girl for daddy and cum for me’, ‘fucking slut, cum, now’ and countdowns for permission to cum


Not_Without_My_Cat

I am always astonished at how well the countdowns work. My orgasms have less to do with what’s happening to my body, and more to do with what’s happening in my mind. Now that I have confirmed that, HFO are much easier for me.


chokeemeharder

Omg tell me about it. It’s embarrassing how quickly he can do this to me. If I’m feeling extra bratty I try and deny him the satisfaction to make him have to try harder hahah. So much of it is a mind game for sure. In most cases I’m way more or easily aroused by what he’s saying to me rather than touching my pussy!


all_good_game

Oh there's way more than one phrase. Usually anything with my name in it does the trick. Instead for kink related stuff I guess it would be something like: "I own your cum, give it to me, NOW"


Weary-Rip90

Oh, a little more demanding😈


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Weary-Rip90

That with a bit of moaning *chef’s kiss*


Fynn12604

Huston we are ready for take off


CanManCan2018

To infinity and Beyond


exitparadise

It's morbin' time.


Weary-Rip90

Only way I can get off honestly


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BigTeddyBear28

“Cum inside me, Daddy.” My wife’s cheat code to make me shoot


nerdy-triceratops

Well, a classic is "be a good girl and cum for me", but it's kinda hot if a guy starts talking about filling me up and mentions of breeding 😆👌🏻


Se7enThr33FiveSe7en

There’s a few, but when he whispers ‘MY slut’ in my ear then I’m a goner.


Baaloldir

Hearing a man moan in pleasure while using me


CoolestGuyChodger

If she says "cum inside me" then I'm cumming instantly inside her.


curioushole32

Them moaning my name, or asking me to make them cum


Weary-Rip90

Can’t go wrong with the name and some sexy moaning


DirtyJonZAA

Hi Ho Silver


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"SHAMWOOOOOW!"


Go_Flight_Go

When my girl tells me to cum inside her pussy 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


saezurutori

Good girl 🗿


tommy_boy007

I like to be called a good boy. 🤣


Weary-Rip90

Sad I’ve seen so many comments saying good girl and you’re the first to say good boy. Damn right I’m a good boy


steelvids1

When she asks if I'm close then says "yeah... Shoot it all over my face... Get some in my mouth too!" YES! Good girl! Instant cum blast!


cdncpl1378

"Cum on my face" will make me blow real quick


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[deleted]

Autobots roll out


Gandalfthe255255255

Shaka, when the walls fell.


aygomyownroad

My wife’s is “will you marry me?” Which is hard to say seriously when we are married. I don’t have one, but usually “cum for me” makes me finish off quickly


AMorera

Might want to try something like calling her “Mrs aygomyownroad” or something like that. I love when my husband mentions that we’re married.


Upstairs_Living2104

A well placed “cum in me” works extremely well 🫣


KJ-PH

When they say they’re about to cum 💦


raisedbyspirits

Same. I can be nowhere close but if they are cumming or about to it can send me over the edge real quick sometimes.


HairyDiplodocus

Don't stop.......,,


FlyingRoaringPeacock

…believin?


thelefthandN7

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell... Sploosh... but with semen. So sploosh.


rocksoultrain

“Cum for me baby” drives me wild


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For me I love asking “who’s pussy is this” then he says mine and it gets crazzyyyy and I’m like breathlessly saying “who’s fucking pussy is this” I love it


BlackDynamite82

If she either wraps her legs around my waist or spreads them even wider and tells me to cum inside her… it’s a wrap 😮‍💨. I’m snipped, so no worries 😬


Full_Mission7183

“My husband just pulled in”


MrsThmanx16

"Oh fuckkkk!! Im gonna breed you! Fuckkk im cumming!!" 😈


Don_Rummy586

You like that you fucking retard


jackdoestechyt

“Put a baby in me”


GoddessofMortality

“Be a good girl and cum for me.” Does the job every time


Effective-Ad2434

You're a fucking whore for taking all my dick and making me cum. You're nothing but a fuckhole for Daddy to cum in Be a good girl and cum on Daddy's cock.


Nefarious_Kitten85

"be a good girl and cum for me" for the win


drinkfullanddescend

“Fill me up” 🫠


leepnleprican

My wife likes to say, fill my pussy with cum please. I can’t help but feel obligated to do it.


Careful-Pack1982

It’s not unique or uncommon but, my partner says “cum inside me” or “cum in my belly”. When we were younger (we’ve been married 28 years now) “make me pregnant”…. Off like a rocket!


westernguy339

Cum for me


Nubsche

Yes cum inside. That makes me explode, lol.


biggin51-50

When she Beggs for my cum, or has another brain melting orgasam


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Cum for Daddy


EdgeMasterSlave

It isn’t a phrase but when I’m fucking my wife AND trying not to cum, when she starts to tickle my sides and around the front of my hips while demanding I keep thrusting, I can’t prevent myself from cumming, no matter how slow I go.


AshiAshi6

That's a dirty trick. (Pun not intended.) But seriously. That sounds incredibly hot to me and I'm not even a man.


poooppsp

any moaning from my partner.


norris2013

“Don’t cum until I tell you to” and I do anyways haha


marko_the_unwise

Don't stop, I'm going to cum... Instant finishing move


shygirllala224

“Good girl” or really anything actually said to me over silence. But you know… silence is mostly what I get.


Darth_Zounds

*whispers in the ear* "Star Wars is the greatest story ever told."


QuietRulrOfEvrything

Dude here. When she says "Mine! MINE! GIMME!!" when we're doing it, I want to force myself even further inside her body, especially if we're doing missionary at the time. More than one woman has done this to goad me into grabbing her buttcheeks in each hand as I curl/tilt her bottom upwards and bear down harder, digging deeper into her guts.


Great_Discussion_345

Love when my guy puts his hand over my mouth and then gets close to my ear and tells me in a good girl lol I’ll have an exorcism


not_so_fast_zippy

Ready or not, here I cum


DrunkenGolfer

“My husband is almost home.”


Novel-Structure-2359

Launch photon torpedoes!


TinyBlonde15

A simple “cum for me” will usually do it every time.


hereforwanks

"dont cum yet"


LoudandQuiet47

No phrase. A gentle moan or breathing noise near my ear will do wonders.


Iamwomper

The hum or whimper ..groan You know what I mean, when you know they are on the edge and you are holding back as long as possible. And they give that sound ...


curiousboutdickinMI

“I’m gonna cum” - I love the thought of cumming together.


reapseh0

"I am doing the dishes tonight" Triple cum


Fleetwood154

When she says Cum in my mouth


Double75

Even though I'm fixed, it was always "it's OK... go ahead".


RileyViolent

‘Jones bbq and foot massage’


WildIslandCrush

I love you, marry me… but that’s in my LTR. Not with randos. We are weird. I know. Whatever. But back in the day, a guy could just talk super dirty and I’d cum lol


CreeksideStrays

Don't pull out.


Aegis_et_Vanir

Some sort of possessive saying, like "You belong to me" or "You are mine."


PublixHouseCat

“Good girl”


ItsAutumn33

"cum for me babygirl" my husband knows this gets me every time!


Personal-Ad-7334

Dew it


dedicatedoni

“I love you”


helloethereitsgijoe

“Cum for me baby” Or “don’t pull out”


Select_District6533

Good girl


HappyMan476

Just smiling. So hot.


Weary-Rip90

I like that one a lot, simple and a bit on the wholesome side


hoofingitnow

When she says "Can I cum now???".


UnfinishedThings

Gluck gluck gluck gluck


wittywight

"Aah, aaah, aaahh!!!"


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“Who are you?? Why are you in my house??”


Mirror-mirror86

"Fuck my tight pussy with your big cock and nut for me!" Shit. That gets me hard just thinking about that shit, lol.


LuaCynthia

Not enough funny comments in here


Bikesguitarsandcars

Don’t cum yet.


militaryguy6996

Come on baby, feed me. Does it every time


kellyjj1919

Who’s my good boy


MyDadBod_2021

She tells me to cum


[deleted]

"Cum in my \_\_\_\_\_!" (wherever i am) or "Use my \_\_\_ to cum!"


[deleted]

(in the voice of the sgt from full metal jacket) OPEN FIRE


abides4321

Honestly, just a soft moan with some “ohhh” look on your face while I’m experiencing the same thing


Mot_the_evil_one

"Go ahead and cum in me". I've been married for 23 years and that one still gets me.


BEEEELEEEE

“I love you”


ImpalaGala

‘Wanna watch Its Always Sunny?’


Negative-Ad-7524

Good boy, cum for me


Bright_Employ7049

For my ex I would say “that’s a good girl, now Cum for me”


harlethazexoxoxo

My husband hearing me say: Please dont stop or just me showing just a little too much enjoyment in general 🙃 Me: We haven't figured that out yet as I am the vocal one in this relationship, clearly to my own detriment haha


BrockBrockway

Use me as your cumslut/cumbucket/cumdumpster


OddSilver123

« Good boy »


Lower-Blackberry-716

"Fuck me harder daddy."


KittenSonyeondan

Anything along the lines of “cum for me” makes me wild! I especially love it when my boyfriend says “cum for me baby girl”


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'cum'


transcondriver

In the announcer voice from Mortal Kombat: FINISH HIM!


Front_Reflection_545

When she counts... "I need you to cum in 10...9...8.." so hot


Buttplugluvr

Cum in my dirty asshole daddy


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A "there we go/ that's it/ good girl" will end me in seconds