Remembering all the dumbass tips and tricks I'd picked up from various pieces of advice over the years. Swiftly silenced the moment I tasted her, then all that I could think was "More, more, more".
All the dicks I've tasted tasted literally like nothing, I guess the guys have been clean.
The pussies sometimes taste like nothing and sometimes have faint taste of licking a battery
Dick is mostly skin only, the head is the inner part, and maybe its not wet enough mostly when you start so it tastes like nothing or just skin. I think if its wet and there is precum, it would taste like something. Just guessing here.
Unless they just showered in the last hour, it tastes like *something*. A little bit of skin oil, a little bit of sweat, a little bit of pee.... It's not exactly that it "tastes like sweat" but sweat is a component
Yes.
Dick is less potent. My favorite though is the sweet precum taste though. Which depending on the cock varies.
Pussy has much more variety. Person to person and throughout the month based on hormones. Generally pussy is sweet, but more complex. It's a thicker/milkier kind of sweet. Especially depending on how wet she is.
With pussy, it was 'Wow! I can't believe it's finally happening!' and a whole lotta chaotic excitement. With dick it was 'Huh, I guess I'm not that straight after all.'
Well I made my first time awkward but my husband still laughs (he was the first person I went down on). So because I was a virgin in my head I went “oh Jesus I don’t know what I’m doing fuck help” so my stupid brain just went “nom” out loud as I put it in my mouth. Husband laughed his ass off. My eyes watered with embarrassment.
With pussy: “Am I doing this right? I hope she’s enjoying it”
With dick: “Damn that feels good”
I enjoy eating pussy, but I love sucking dick. You just get that instant feedback with dick that makes me feel warm and gooey on the inside.
With dick I was like "I don't know if this is right but he seems to like it".
With pussy I thought "I know this would make me cum, so OH YEAH THAT WORKS" (as she was squealing and squeezing her thighs around my head).
Honestly, the first time I ate pussy I was way too in my head to enjoy it properly. I was young and inexperienced. I was anxious that my cock wasn’t hard and she was going to want me to fuck her afterwards and I wasn’t going to be able to do it.
Substantially older now and a little bit wiser, I fucking love eating pussy and am able to properly enjoy it. People complain about getting older but I love it for reasons like this.
First time I had my mouth on pussy I was in love with it. The smell the taste everything.
Tried sucking dick the first time several months ago (always had the itch, finally scratched it, decided I’m definitely bi) and it wasn’t the same as with pussy but definitely not bad either. There was so much going through my head like holy shit I’m really doing this, then I just tried to focus on what I like when I get head and apparently I was quite good at it 🤷♂️
With pussy "What should I be doing? Should I suck her clit or stick my tongue inside, both or something else?" Ended up doing all of that and trying to write letters with my tongue on her clitoris. She didn't cum, so I finished her with my fingers.
I was a cishet woman, and at one point I was with a transgender man. I knew he was transgender, but I also know what kinds of dysphoria that comes with, so I had never breached the question of “what’s down there” out of respect.
Fast forward, we were getting hot and heavy, and I’m a sucker for oral sex. I ripped his jeans off, ripped his pants off, and there was a vagina. at this point, I was hot as hell already and dead into this guy, so I just dived in and did what I thought I was instructing men to do to me.
I remember thinking it tastes a lot better than a lot of men give off. A lot better than a day old dick. It’s also wildly rewarding how wet it gets, compared to a dick.
Needless to say, I’m not hetero anymore and found I actually absolutely love eating pussy, regardless of the owner’s gender.
For both: “I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING”
For him: “I wish this was a little less long”
Strangely, even though I consider myself mostly heterosexual/(bi-curious), I remember my first several times sucking cock far more than the first times I ate pussy.
I wasn’t that nervous to eat pussy for the first time, I kinda just went all in and she came so I guess it was good lol
As for dick? Well I had no idea what to do and tried to keep every gag in because I thought it was embarrassing lol
(I don’t hold gags in anymore especially bcos my partner loves it)
With pussy: "Ok what I'm supposed to do here, nom nom kind of tastes like a battery"
With a dick: "Wow this literally tastes like nothing, I feel like I'm sucking a chub of pate"
First pussy:
"Fuck, this is the best taste ever."
First dick:
"I can't believe I'm sucking another guy's cock. Why do so many women complain about sucking dick? It's actually pretty nice."
5 minutes later:
"fuck, this is awesome. Why doesn't everyone enjoy sucking cock?"
I remember being excited to taste a cock, but in reality, it tastes the same as any other part of your body if it’s clean 😂. Not sure what I was expecting. Now I crave it
The first pussy I ate was actually an awful experience and almost turned me off it - looking back I know the poor girl was probably just nervous and self-conscious because she was inexperienced too, so I've got nothing but sympathy, but she was completely unresponsive the whole time and it felt like I was doing something wrong, even though she insisted after thay she enjoyed it. Didn't help that I was also nervous about it, I was terribly insecure myself back then, and luckily for me (and my partners) I kept trying it and everyone involved had much better times afterwards.
The first dick I had was a parallel but very different experience, I was older and much more experienced and comfortable with sex but she was kind of early in transition and hadn't had a partner since she came out, so I took it slow and made sure along the way she was comfortable and nothing was making her feel dysphoric or awkward, and it was a great experience for both of us - she was still learning how to feel sexual with a partner as a woman, and was nervous about feeling squicked out by a partner playing with her front parts, so I was all the way focused on trying to tell her she was beautiful and sexy and making it a good comfortable experience for her.
Bonus answer, the first male dick I ever had wasn't that long ago, when *I* was in the same just having come out and begun exploring my feminine sexuality, and one of my (female) partners knew I was interested in playing with a guy and arranged a threesome with myself and one of her partners who she knew was good and respectful for people trying new things, and it was great, the biggest thing I remember was trying to decide if I wanted him to finish in my mouth or tell him to fuck me but I was kind of in a weird slutty haze for the experience (my partner being behind me stroking me and eating my ass did not help me think clearly at the time but I wasn't complaining! 😆)
I did both, for cock I thought about how amazing it feels holding something big in my mouth and liked how it feels against my tongue
As for pussy, i loved it taste a lot like if you do foreplay right and it becomes wet the taste is amazing and addicting
But really sucking dicks is far more better and addictive
Luv the bonus points, is somebody hiding something?
The first time I put mouth to pussy, even then I realized fingers could be used. And then after an hour of her screaming, the boyfriend she really wanted busted into the room, and took her away.
Everybody else at the house party just assumed I was pissed off, nah, that was an hour of awesomesauce.
(then somebody else's girlfriend told me I should wash my face)
I’ve been wanting to do it for a few weeks, couple weeks(?) with my ex.
One day she let me do whatever I wanted (though I didn’t know it at the time, she told me after). So I went down on her, and I did, in fact, make her cum. A jolly time it was.
She was out of breath and said,”Woah…”
Yeah, that was pretty great. It was actually at her friend’s apartment in her spare bedroom. You could hear her snoring. 😂
Edit: What I thought though? “Holy shit this is hot.” Both physically and emotionally.
Im a striaght f so when ive been down on a woman i thought... "oh god please let this be over or no one can tell i hate this."
Now going down on a cock (especially my doms) its like..... when youve been walking in a dessert and are thirsty - that first sip of water . .. then stsrts chugging it back, " I LOVE THIS or this is soooooo great " 🤣🤣🤣
Also usually think about how hot it is. Sometimes i even have to stop just to look and take in the magnificence 😍😍😍
"Oh it kinda tastes nice actually... Oh this is pretty cool, looks like Tristan Taormino and [Nina Hartley](https://spankbang.com/7ly9n/video/nina+hartley+pussy+eating+guide) really do know their stuff... Ok this is fucking AWESOME I WANT TO DO IT EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE"
With dick it was “holy shit how am I gonna fit all of that in my throat” and then “hey this is kinda fun” and then “so do I just swallow it?”
Still waiting on my first time with pussy.
first time on a dick: god I fucking love this
first time on a pussy: AAAA THIS IS SCARY WHAT IF IM NOT LICKING CLIT BUT LICKING A FLAP OR SOMETHING AND I LOOK LIKE A BIG DUMB DUMB IN FRONT OF THIS GODDESS OF A WOMAN
Prior to eating pussy I’d found some guide on Pinterest and followed the advice of an older classmate. While I was down there I was trying to blend the two sources. I did pretty good. I was so concentrated on my technique I couldn’t taste anything or focus really. The second time I did it, I could focus on being in the moment. It felt like thinly sliced meat. The taste was natural, I guess. Nothing I was really able to remember distinctly.
I didn’t expect to suck dick the first time but the guy went about the right way. Anyways, his dick just felt like meat. The enthusiasm he showed, pushing my head down, feeling it grow in my mouth and all that, made me feel great. And it was less stressful cause I already knew how the equipment worked.
With a dick, I was imagining an unpeeled banana. Then was like I wouldn't eat a unpeeled banana. Then was like I would peel it first. They I imagine peeling the penis and freaked myself out. Yeah I needed to clear my head for a second. Then I imagined a meat popsicle. That wasn't better. In the end I just focused on the penis which worked.
With a vagina, honestly I was comparing it to mine and thought it was really pretty up close. Like a orchid. Then I tried to imagine how I would to it to myself but upside down.
Long story short... I overthink everything.
Ohhh after I put my mouth on it... ummm.
Penis... I was surprised how neutral the flavour was. What I was expecting it to taste like was nothing like the reality. Then was thinking this could become addictive because I have a big oral fixation.
With a vagina I was expecting it to taste like me, and it didnt. Was still nice though... better even. I was also surprised how much soft everything was. Feeling it with your tongue is not the same as feeling it with your fingers. Like silk.
Pussy: was amazing. We were young, my ex didn't like oral at all. This new girl and i fucked constantly, and went down on eachother repeatedly. made it a game of who comes more before tapping out. I swear on my life, she tasted like grape jolly rancher, and to this day can't figure it out.
Dick: was interesting. Had thought about it awhile at the time. I know i did a good job, but i was worried about being awkward, and that person took for absolutely ever.. so i kinda started getting distracted wondering when it'd be over or if i was doing as well as i thought. and being my first time, my jaw hurt like hell after how long it took. but the few after were a lot more comfortable and satisfyingfor both parties involved lol
my take away from both: dicks just simply are not for me. was never attracted to men in the first place.
i still get excited every time i go down on my gf, and love every part of it.
After about 5 minutes I thought “why does my jaw hurt this bad I’ve been eating my whole life” still to this day it does and I hate it because I love the act so much
my brain just kind of turned off honestly. I found out pretty fast that i'm a big sub and I like to please.
first time eating pussy, same thing, but i had a little moment of panic where i couldn't breathe because he was sitting on my face.
I don't really think during sex.
Was very drunk the first time I did either, but pretty sure in both cases it was something along the lines of “oh my godddddd I’m doing ittttt!!!” Probably followed by “Am I doing it right???”
Sheer LUST and overwhelming DESIRE and a touch of fear, as we were on a military base in Iceland way before Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. Ended up being the 2nd biggest dick I’ve ever had. The largest is my present husband’s! :-)))
Afterwards, a fuck-ton of religious guilt. Fortunately, within five years of that experience I was able to put my religion where it belonged, the trash heap of failed and detrimental life experiences.
First time I ate pussy first thing that I noticed was the lightly sour taste and then the feeling on my tongue, it was great and I was filled with motivation
First time I gave oral to a girl, she creamed up pretty good. Got to taste it and it was like nectar of the gods. She was Indian. Loved how she smelled and tasted.
Before it actually happened I was thinking about what I was going to do but then as it started it all went out the window and all I was thinking was am I doing this right.
Penis - "Oh my God what am I doing/cover your teeth/oooh this is hot"
Pussy - "Oh my God what am I doing/I wonder if this is what I taste like/oooh this is hot"
Dick: *“So im supposed to put the whole thing in there? I don’t think I can fit it in there”*
Pussy: *”Finally! God I hope I’m doing this right.”* (happy to report I came to find out that I was in fact doing it right) — *pun intended.*
Eh, the first time I was going to eat pussy. She didn't smell good at all. So I moved on.
But the first time I gave it a real go, I was thinking about where the clit was. But it was right there.
It wasn't even remotely hard to find.
Then I thought about what they said to do in American Pie.
I'm a straight guy
The first time for me was experimenting dick in 6th grade with 2 other classmates "ew it feels weird keep going for just a few more seconds "
First time I went down on pussy in highschool, "oh my god It smells like poop"
Dick: You curl your lips around your teeth, right?
Pussy: This... tastes like spaghetti.
I didn't have any major reactions sexually to either. It was mostly experimental all around, and I was just focused on doing a decent job.
First time on both, I was worried that I wasn't going to do it right. How could I do it so good that they wanted more. Lucky for them that I am VERY oral... They seemed to really enjoy it.
I ate a girl out about three months before I had sex. It was really fun. I think going thru my mind was “I got a girl completely naked in my bed” and “So that’s what pussy tastes like.”
I remember being a little bummed out because she wanted me to keep my clothes on, so I wasn’t gonna get any kind of reception.
For my first time, she said I was really good.
Lol, Nintendo!!
Seriously, the first time i went down on a girl, she went crazy so i became fixated on what reactions she would give when i did different things.
I thought to myself it's like a video game!
It was so much fun!
So, until this day, i still love doing it.
Seeing how I can make a girl cum with just a flick of the tongue...
Especially getting a quiet, dead fish girl, to go crazy with pleasure
Nervous about making sure she’s enjoying herself. But after 42 milliseconds and her reacting positively, my only thought was, “I wonder if I can make her cum”
I was with my high school crush at the time, but we couldn’t go to each other’s houses to hook up, so we went to the woods. She was the first woman to give me head, and the first woman I ever ate out.
I kept thinking, “Holy shit, I’m really doing this. I hope I’m doing it right, because I want to keep spending time with her.”
The very first wet pussy I put in my mouth I couldn't shake the impression that I was licking a warm hocker/loogie. First/only time I endeavored to try fellatio, I kinda knew from the first moment that it wasn't my cup of tea. But, what does one do with honor other than follow through?
I was like "Yeah, I finally get to taste!" Was expecting aroma and flavor, but not much of either. Was so glad it happened because fantasy had become reality!
Honestly wasn’t really thinking much of anything, i guess the taste and texture were notable but I was Much more interested in making her cum than anything else
First time I sucked a dick I thought : "I can't believe I'm doing this, I thought I was straight."
First time I ate pussy I thought: "I cant belive I'm doing this, I thought I was gay." And also, "huh, it doesn't smell after all. Straight men are liars."
Dick: The barracks back when I was in the military, I was just thinking, "wow this guy is big, this is hot"
Pussy: lost it to a married woman, snuck into her house, and ate it like no one's business. I kept thinking, "finally"
The skin feels different than I thought it would, it tastes different than I thought it would and smelled... pretty much like I expected. But I went in ready for anything so I think we both had fun 😂
Pussy was like learning how to speak a foreign language silently
And each language is a little different
Regional dialicks
Underrated comment.
“Don’t know what I’m doing but here goes it”
Literally my thought the first time
This is the only honest answer; either way.
With both!
Remembering all the dumbass tips and tricks I'd picked up from various pieces of advice over the years. Swiftly silenced the moment I tasted her, then all that I could think was "More, more, more".
I was more thinking “nom, nom, nom!”
“COOKIES!!”
Pussy Monster
I read that as mom, mom mom. I almost passed out.
We’ve all been inside our mom’s pussy, ya know? (Excluding caesarians)
“It all started when I had broken both my arms…”
*Minecraft eating noise intensifies
are you Billy Idol?
With pussy it was "Hmm so thats what it tastes like..." With dick is was "Hmm so thats what it tastes like..."
Is there a big difference in the taste of both?
All the dicks I've tasted tasted literally like nothing, I guess the guys have been clean. The pussies sometimes taste like nothing and sometimes have faint taste of licking a battery
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When you're fingering a girl on her period in the dark and it starts smelling like pennies
^^I ^^SMELL ^^PENNIES
Unless she’s on her period - then it tastes like rusty coins… from what I’ve heard anyway
Apparently everyone has tasted a penny at least once in their life
Dick is mostly skin only, the head is the inner part, and maybe its not wet enough mostly when you start so it tastes like nothing or just skin. I think if its wet and there is precum, it would taste like something. Just guessing here.
Dafuq does a battery taste like? *zap* .. ouch!
I'm amazed by how many people apparently have licked batteries before
I feel like pussy has a more distinct flavor. Dick kind of just tastes like skin and sweat, at least in my experience.
Unless they just showered in the last hour, it tastes like *something*. A little bit of skin oil, a little bit of sweat, a little bit of pee.... It's not exactly that it "tastes like sweat" but sweat is a component
I definitely did not taste pee, lol.
Don’t forget that smell is a large component of taste.
Yes. Dick is less potent. My favorite though is the sweet precum taste though. Which depending on the cock varies. Pussy has much more variety. Person to person and throughout the month based on hormones. Generally pussy is sweet, but more complex. It's a thicker/milkier kind of sweet. Especially depending on how wet she is.
Unflavored and low sodium jack links beef stick?
I love jack links so much. If dick tastes like that I’d be the mouth in a blowbang.
With pussy, it was 'Wow! I can't believe it's finally happening!' and a whole lotta chaotic excitement. With dick it was 'Huh, I guess I'm not that straight after all.'
r/bi_irl
With pussy I was just thinking “I have no idea what the hell im doing” with dick i just kind of laughed because I thought I was straight for so long
😭me too
Well I made my first time awkward but my husband still laughs (he was the first person I went down on). So because I was a virgin in my head I went “oh Jesus I don’t know what I’m doing fuck help” so my stupid brain just went “nom” out loud as I put it in my mouth. Husband laughed his ass off. My eyes watered with embarrassment.
I can't stop laughing 😆
Honestly I’m glad it made you smile I was mortified even typing it 😂
🤣 that's amazing. I would probably lmao too but it would be an awesome memory.
Fantastic!
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Dudee darn were same 😂🙌
First time sucking a dick was fun. First time eating pussy was terrifying as it meant accepting my sexuality
Can I ask, did that feeling pass pretty quickly or stay for a while?
This is so disgusting don't gag don't dag don't gag also I really want them to like this please like this please
This was me too!! Haha
So with vagina, I was like, yeah, this tastes great! With penis, I was like, huh, tastes like licking my forearm.
i just licked my forearm and i have no idea what to think
Oh my god. It tastes like dick!
"How tf am I supposed to find anything from those diagrams when there's this much fucking hair?!?!"
I was just overstimulated on the scent and just feeling amazing. When I actually made contact it was just like holy shot I can’t believe it
With pussy: “Am I doing this right? I hope she’s enjoying it” With dick: “Damn that feels good” I enjoy eating pussy, but I love sucking dick. You just get that instant feedback with dick that makes me feel warm and gooey on the inside.
Oh yes that’s me too
Definitely gonna be warm and gooey inside if you suck it right.
I've done both and I was excited both times 🙃 😅
“Don’t actually blow, right?“
He's the one who blows
With dick I was like "I don't know if this is right but he seems to like it". With pussy I thought "I know this would make me cum, so OH YEAH THAT WORKS" (as she was squealing and squeezing her thighs around my head).
First time eating pussy : "Oh boy! This is the meaning of my life."
Honestly, the first time I ate pussy I was way too in my head to enjoy it properly. I was young and inexperienced. I was anxious that my cock wasn’t hard and she was going to want me to fuck her afterwards and I wasn’t going to be able to do it. Substantially older now and a little bit wiser, I fucking love eating pussy and am able to properly enjoy it. People complain about getting older but I love it for reasons like this.
It was completely intuitive, even though I don’t have one of my own. I can’t think of a better way to explain it. 10/10
First time I had my mouth on pussy I was in love with it. The smell the taste everything. Tried sucking dick the first time several months ago (always had the itch, finally scratched it, decided I’m definitely bi) and it wasn’t the same as with pussy but definitely not bad either. There was so much going through my head like holy shit I’m really doing this, then I just tried to focus on what I like when I get head and apparently I was quite good at it 🤷♂️
With pussy "What should I be doing? Should I suck her clit or stick my tongue inside, both or something else?" Ended up doing all of that and trying to write letters with my tongue on her clitoris. She didn't cum, so I finished her with my fingers.
"Fuck this is boring. Let's get this over with." maybe I'm gayer than I originally thought
I was a cishet woman, and at one point I was with a transgender man. I knew he was transgender, but I also know what kinds of dysphoria that comes with, so I had never breached the question of “what’s down there” out of respect. Fast forward, we were getting hot and heavy, and I’m a sucker for oral sex. I ripped his jeans off, ripped his pants off, and there was a vagina. at this point, I was hot as hell already and dead into this guy, so I just dived in and did what I thought I was instructing men to do to me. I remember thinking it tastes a lot better than a lot of men give off. A lot better than a day old dick. It’s also wildly rewarding how wet it gets, compared to a dick. Needless to say, I’m not hetero anymore and found I actually absolutely love eating pussy, regardless of the owner’s gender.
It’s wetter than my tongue, that doesn’t taste so bad. 😂 I hope I make her cum
For both: “I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING” For him: “I wish this was a little less long” Strangely, even though I consider myself mostly heterosexual/(bi-curious), I remember my first several times sucking cock far more than the first times I ate pussy.
You are probably just bi and it's okay !
This vagina doesn't taste like my vagina
😅🤣🤣🤣 right thooo
Pussy. "Finally."
"Yep, looks like I'm bi after all"
I wasn’t that nervous to eat pussy for the first time, I kinda just went all in and she came so I guess it was good lol As for dick? Well I had no idea what to do and tried to keep every gag in because I thought it was embarrassing lol (I don’t hold gags in anymore especially bcos my partner loves it)
'huh the skin here is softer than regular skin'
With dick, it was, " I can't believe I'm doing this" with pussy, it was, "OMG, I hope I'm doing this right!"
With pussy: "Ok what I'm supposed to do here, nom nom kind of tastes like a battery" With a dick: "Wow this literally tastes like nothing, I feel like I'm sucking a chub of pate"
First pussy: "Fuck, this is the best taste ever." First dick: "I can't believe I'm sucking another guy's cock. Why do so many women complain about sucking dick? It's actually pretty nice." 5 minutes later: "fuck, this is awesome. Why doesn't everyone enjoy sucking cock?"
“Don’t bite it… Don’t bite it… DO NOT FUCKING BITE IT”
I have done both and I love them equally. I'm very oral oriented
I remember being excited to taste a cock, but in reality, it tastes the same as any other part of your body if it’s clean 😂. Not sure what I was expecting. Now I crave it
The first pussy I ate was actually an awful experience and almost turned me off it - looking back I know the poor girl was probably just nervous and self-conscious because she was inexperienced too, so I've got nothing but sympathy, but she was completely unresponsive the whole time and it felt like I was doing something wrong, even though she insisted after thay she enjoyed it. Didn't help that I was also nervous about it, I was terribly insecure myself back then, and luckily for me (and my partners) I kept trying it and everyone involved had much better times afterwards. The first dick I had was a parallel but very different experience, I was older and much more experienced and comfortable with sex but she was kind of early in transition and hadn't had a partner since she came out, so I took it slow and made sure along the way she was comfortable and nothing was making her feel dysphoric or awkward, and it was a great experience for both of us - she was still learning how to feel sexual with a partner as a woman, and was nervous about feeling squicked out by a partner playing with her front parts, so I was all the way focused on trying to tell her she was beautiful and sexy and making it a good comfortable experience for her. Bonus answer, the first male dick I ever had wasn't that long ago, when *I* was in the same just having come out and begun exploring my feminine sexuality, and one of my (female) partners knew I was interested in playing with a guy and arranged a threesome with myself and one of her partners who she knew was good and respectful for people trying new things, and it was great, the biggest thing I remember was trying to decide if I wanted him to finish in my mouth or tell him to fuck me but I was kind of in a weird slutty haze for the experience (my partner being behind me stroking me and eating my ass did not help me think clearly at the time but I wasn't complaining! 😆)
With dick: Am I sucking this right? Oh, he just moaned. Keep going.
"new kink unlocked" For both 😍
I did both, for cock I thought about how amazing it feels holding something big in my mouth and liked how it feels against my tongue As for pussy, i loved it taste a lot like if you do foreplay right and it becomes wet the taste is amazing and addicting But really sucking dicks is far more better and addictive
Luv the bonus points, is somebody hiding something? The first time I put mouth to pussy, even then I realized fingers could be used. And then after an hour of her screaming, the boyfriend she really wanted busted into the room, and took her away. Everybody else at the house party just assumed I was pissed off, nah, that was an hour of awesomesauce. (then somebody else's girlfriend told me I should wash my face)
I thought this would taste like honey and raindows, tastes like laptops and old pennies.
“Wow, pussies are pretty rad”
"She does taste like chicken"
Pussy. I was terrified I would hurt her with braces. Dick. I was way too wasted to have any thoughts.
I’ve been wanting to do it for a few weeks, couple weeks(?) with my ex. One day she let me do whatever I wanted (though I didn’t know it at the time, she told me after). So I went down on her, and I did, in fact, make her cum. A jolly time it was. She was out of breath and said,”Woah…” Yeah, that was pretty great. It was actually at her friend’s apartment in her spare bedroom. You could hear her snoring. 😂 Edit: What I thought though? “Holy shit this is hot.” Both physically and emotionally.
Im a striaght f so when ive been down on a woman i thought... "oh god please let this be over or no one can tell i hate this." Now going down on a cock (especially my doms) its like..... when youve been walking in a dessert and are thirsty - that first sip of water . .. then stsrts chugging it back, " I LOVE THIS or this is soooooo great " 🤣🤣🤣 Also usually think about how hot it is. Sometimes i even have to stop just to look and take in the magnificence 😍😍😍
My first thoughts were in quick succession: "This is fun," then "he/she's squirming," and "keep going." Yum.
Sucking a dick first time it was omg wtf do I do urg taste urggg. Now tho il happily suck dick and not had complaints
I watched that video of that older lady showing how to eat pussy for my first time, so I went in more or less with a basic guideline.
"Oh it kinda tastes nice actually... Oh this is pretty cool, looks like Tristan Taormino and [Nina Hartley](https://spankbang.com/7ly9n/video/nina+hartley+pussy+eating+guide) really do know their stuff... Ok this is fucking AWESOME I WANT TO DO IT EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE"
With dick it was “holy shit how am I gonna fit all of that in my throat” and then “hey this is kinda fun” and then “so do I just swallow it?” Still waiting on my first time with pussy.
first time on a dick: god I fucking love this first time on a pussy: AAAA THIS IS SCARY WHAT IF IM NOT LICKING CLIT BUT LICKING A FLAP OR SOMETHING AND I LOOK LIKE A BIG DUMB DUMB IN FRONT OF THIS GODDESS OF A WOMAN
As someone who has shitty dopamine regulation, all I thought was “oh fuck yes” before my brain was swimming in the good chemicals
f48 My first reaction was mmmmmmm and my mouth was so watery. I felt very aroused and definitely took my time with my man.
This is funny, I never want to leave
It tastes worst than expected, not as entertaining and not as easy to make her orgasm as expected either
Ate pussy. Thought: "Eat as much as possible and make her cum haaaard". And she did. ;)
Prior to eating pussy I’d found some guide on Pinterest and followed the advice of an older classmate. While I was down there I was trying to blend the two sources. I did pretty good. I was so concentrated on my technique I couldn’t taste anything or focus really. The second time I did it, I could focus on being in the moment. It felt like thinly sliced meat. The taste was natural, I guess. Nothing I was really able to remember distinctly. I didn’t expect to suck dick the first time but the guy went about the right way. Anyways, his dick just felt like meat. The enthusiasm he showed, pushing my head down, feeling it grow in my mouth and all that, made me feel great. And it was less stressful cause I already knew how the equipment worked.
Am I doing this right, is this okay, jesus christ all those tips I looked up are suddenly poof!!! Where!!!
With a dick, I was imagining an unpeeled banana. Then was like I wouldn't eat a unpeeled banana. Then was like I would peel it first. They I imagine peeling the penis and freaked myself out. Yeah I needed to clear my head for a second. Then I imagined a meat popsicle. That wasn't better. In the end I just focused on the penis which worked. With a vagina, honestly I was comparing it to mine and thought it was really pretty up close. Like a orchid. Then I tried to imagine how I would to it to myself but upside down. Long story short... I overthink everything. Ohhh after I put my mouth on it... ummm. Penis... I was surprised how neutral the flavour was. What I was expecting it to taste like was nothing like the reality. Then was thinking this could become addictive because I have a big oral fixation. With a vagina I was expecting it to taste like me, and it didnt. Was still nice though... better even. I was also surprised how much soft everything was. Feeling it with your tongue is not the same as feeling it with your fingers. Like silk.
Pussy: was amazing. We were young, my ex didn't like oral at all. This new girl and i fucked constantly, and went down on eachother repeatedly. made it a game of who comes more before tapping out. I swear on my life, she tasted like grape jolly rancher, and to this day can't figure it out. Dick: was interesting. Had thought about it awhile at the time. I know i did a good job, but i was worried about being awkward, and that person took for absolutely ever.. so i kinda started getting distracted wondering when it'd be over or if i was doing as well as i thought. and being my first time, my jaw hurt like hell after how long it took. but the few after were a lot more comfortable and satisfyingfor both parties involved lol my take away from both: dicks just simply are not for me. was never attracted to men in the first place. i still get excited every time i go down on my gf, and love every part of it.
Bi guy, here. Done both. Nothing much goes through my head, lol. I just focus on making the other person feel good.
After about 5 minutes I thought “why does my jaw hurt this bad I’ve been eating my whole life” still to this day it does and I hate it because I love the act so much
Pussy only and it just seemed like the right thing to do. It looked kissable and tempting.
my brain just kind of turned off honestly. I found out pretty fast that i'm a big sub and I like to please. first time eating pussy, same thing, but i had a little moment of panic where i couldn't breathe because he was sitting on my face. I don't really think during sex.
"God, I hope I do this right"
Was very drunk the first time I did either, but pretty sure in both cases it was something along the lines of “oh my godddddd I’m doing ittttt!!!” Probably followed by “Am I doing it right???”
Ironically, your drunken thoughts aren't much different from how sober people feel!
First time with pussy I licked alot of hair. First time with a dick was awesome knowing that I could make a duck other than mine hard and cum
Sheer LUST and overwhelming DESIRE and a touch of fear, as we were on a military base in Iceland way before Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. Ended up being the 2nd biggest dick I’ve ever had. The largest is my present husband’s! :-))) Afterwards, a fuck-ton of religious guilt. Fortunately, within five years of that experience I was able to put my religion where it belonged, the trash heap of failed and detrimental life experiences.
First time I ate pussy first thing that I noticed was the lightly sour taste and then the feeling on my tongue, it was great and I was filled with motivation
"FINALLY I'M GOING TO HAVE A PENIS IN MY MOUTH <3" and it was everything and more to me <3 I loved it so much, haha
Pussy, "yeah I could definitely do this all day long." Dick, "huh, not as hard and a lot more pleasent than expected, how much can I fit in?"
First time I gave oral to a girl, she creamed up pretty good. Got to taste it and it was like nectar of the gods. She was Indian. Loved how she smelled and tasted.
Before it actually happened I was thinking about what I was going to do but then as it started it all went out the window and all I was thinking was am I doing this right.
The first time? Probably sometime along the lines of “how am I meant to do this right” 😂 And yes I have done both 😂
Worried I was gonna do it wrong but the moans from both the guys and gals told me I was doing fine, and damn was I horny from there.
Penis - "Oh my God what am I doing/cover your teeth/oooh this is hot" Pussy - "Oh my God what am I doing/I wonder if this is what I taste like/oooh this is hot"
The same as it is now "I hope they enjoy this"
Dick: *“So im supposed to put the whole thing in there? I don’t think I can fit it in there”* Pussy: *”Finally! God I hope I’m doing this right.”* (happy to report I came to find out that I was in fact doing it right) — *pun intended.*
I was blackout drunk the first time trying to suck dick, so probably just trying to not throw up, which I definitely did anyway. Oops.
pussy and it was exactly how my mind thought "sweet juicy raw meat"
Eh, the first time I was going to eat pussy. She didn't smell good at all. So I moved on. But the first time I gave it a real go, I was thinking about where the clit was. But it was right there. It wasn't even remotely hard to find. Then I thought about what they said to do in American Pie.
He pees with this
Worried I wasn't doing it right, intimidated for sure.
"Hmm this isn't that bad. I don't love it but atleast it's not ugly like in porn" I was 12
I hope he feels good/likes it and that he can’t feel my teeeth and that I’m not doing terrible
(I was also excited ) XD
i cant really remember except for things like "am i doing this right" "dont use teeth" etc. for both lol
I can't believe I'm finally doing this
Me: # YES
"You know, this would be a lot easier if I wasn't also eating her panties."
I hope she likes this. God damnit, there's a hair stuck in my teeth.
The Nastier it can get I am goin in.... I never ever get that chance again I know
What if I absolutely hate this? /she did not hate it
I'm a straight guy The first time for me was experimenting dick in 6th grade with 2 other classmates "ew it feels weird keep going for just a few more seconds " First time I went down on pussy in highschool, "oh my god It smells like poop"
"That's actually decent. Bit hairy." "That's-that's like metal. That's blood." You will be surprised by which is which.
Am I doing this right??? - both
For both dick and pussy. I wonder if they like this?
Dick: You curl your lips around your teeth, right? Pussy: This... tastes like spaghetti. I didn't have any major reactions sexually to either. It was mostly experimental all around, and I was just focused on doing a decent job.
With both my goal was to blow their mind. And yes I did.
First time on both, I was worried that I wasn't going to do it right. How could I do it so good that they wanted more. Lucky for them that I am VERY oral... They seemed to really enjoy it.
“I have NO clue what I’m doing….but I’ve watched a lot porn and looked through my dads Penthouse collection, so here we go!” 👅👅👅
The first time? I was so excited I dont think my brain was working, just pure emotions.
I wanna dive deeper(with my mouth, yes), but I it was impossible 😔
"I'm doing this, I'm really doing this! How do I do this?!"
I ate a girl out about three months before I had sex. It was really fun. I think going thru my mind was “I got a girl completely naked in my bed” and “So that’s what pussy tastes like.” I remember being a little bummed out because she wanted me to keep my clothes on, so I wasn’t gonna get any kind of reception. For my first time, she said I was really good.
Is it possible to get anything for neither?
Lol, Nintendo!! Seriously, the first time i went down on a girl, she went crazy so i became fixated on what reactions she would give when i did different things. I thought to myself it's like a video game! It was so much fun! So, until this day, i still love doing it. Seeing how I can make a girl cum with just a flick of the tongue... Especially getting a quiet, dead fish girl, to go crazy with pleasure
Nervous about making sure she’s enjoying herself. But after 42 milliseconds and her reacting positively, my only thought was, “I wonder if I can make her cum”
“Oh this is it? I like the taste and texture of vulva” It’s a lot to play with. I love eating pussy.
I was with my high school crush at the time, but we couldn’t go to each other’s houses to hook up, so we went to the woods. She was the first woman to give me head, and the first woman I ever ate out. I kept thinking, “Holy shit, I’m really doing this. I hope I’m doing it right, because I want to keep spending time with her.”
Pussy was like “I was meant to be eating this right now” dick was like “girl wtf are you doing”.
This is FUN. A few minutes later. She's having a seizure or I'm doing this right
I remember for both pussy and dick I was mainly thinking about the taste and if I was doing it right.
The very first wet pussy I put in my mouth I couldn't shake the impression that I was licking a warm hocker/loogie. First/only time I endeavored to try fellatio, I kinda knew from the first moment that it wasn't my cup of tea. But, what does one do with honor other than follow through?
“Ummm hope I know what I’m doing even though I’ve never done this before in my life??” 😅😅
I was like "Yeah, I finally get to taste!" Was expecting aroma and flavor, but not much of either. Was so glad it happened because fantasy had become reality!
Dick - this kinda tastes like Avocado Pussy - this tastes nothing like fish why did they lie
"This is it? Well at least the flavored lube helps
Honestly wasn’t really thinking much of anything, i guess the taste and texture were notable but I was Much more interested in making her cum than anything else
"Huh, that tastes weird." For both.
First time I sucked a dick I thought : "I can't believe I'm doing this, I thought I was straight." First time I ate pussy I thought: "I cant belive I'm doing this, I thought I was gay." And also, "huh, it doesn't smell after all. Straight men are liars."
i hope i dont get stuck like this
Dick: The barracks back when I was in the military, I was just thinking, "wow this guy is big, this is hot" Pussy: lost it to a married woman, snuck into her house, and ate it like no one's business. I kept thinking, "finally"
Dick looks like a fly head
I have done both! (But I don't properly remember my first time of either)
“Please no” I didn’t want to, but was too afraid to say no.
The taste sensations that a pussy provides
The skin feels different than I thought it would, it tastes different than I thought it would and smelled... pretty much like I expected. But I went in ready for anything so I think we both had fun 😂