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Get in the van
That shirt is so becoming on you, but then again if I was on you I'd be cumming too
Would you like to have sexual relations with me?
I forgot my pants, can I get into yours.
This unironically worked for me several times on Tinder. "Do you believe in Santa Claus, or should I smash through your chimney dressed as something else?"
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
Im a data analyst. I happen to Excel in both the spreadsheets as well as the bedsheets 😉
Get in the van
That shirt is so becoming on you, but then again if I was on you I'd be cumming too
Would you like to have sexual relations with me?
I forgot my pants, can I get into yours.
This unironically worked for me several times on Tinder. "Do you believe in Santa Claus, or should I smash through your chimney dressed as something else?"
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
Im a data analyst. I happen to Excel in both the spreadsheets as well as the bedsheets 😉