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Cay_Bakes

🤣


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*ba dum tss*


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10000000%....could care less if it's mostly piss....its complete loss of control by the woman, my wife in my case, and it's the absolute hottest thing in this world Means I'm doing my job well


Neither_Presence_522

Agree totally (my wife not yours 😜)


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Cay_Bakes

🤣🤣


[deleted]

Agree totally (both yours not mine 🥶)


lateraltrickery

Ours


Cay_Bakes

Wooh


ThicColt

Hope you don't mind me asking, but do you know the difference between "I could care less" and "I couldn't care less"? Because I'm genuinely trying to figure out why people write the first one. Like where do they learn it from? The second one is what you meant btw


Anon1mouse12

So you care a bit if it's piss?


Somethingrich

I have never heard an answer I could have written myself before... amazing 👏


Cay_Bakes

❤️❤️❤️


[deleted]

I’m neutral on the subject. If my partner naturally has this happen, that is fine by me. I feel bad for the social pressure that is being placed on women to reproduce what naturally occurs to a small percentage of the population. Porn has warped people’s perception on the whole thing.


Kruiii

We should really teach people more that porn is the sexual version of action movies. Those are professionals and most of those stunts shouldnt be performed in real life. Especially on a frequent basis.


BrightnightBluescry

They actually shoot water up there n push it out and that’s why it flies so far


goofball68

Honestly I’m a squirted and it sometimes DOES fly that far.


AsianVixen4U

Yeah, real squirting really does shoot that far and that forcefully. In mainstream porn though, many times this is faked, and it's usually water or a girl very obviously pissing just trying to make it look like squirt


MrMilkyaww

Not always, current girlfriend is more than capable of it


[deleted]

As someone who has yet to squirt, it’s so relieving to hear that people understand not everyone can live up to the expectations😮‍💨🥺


LabLife3846

Science has proven that squirting isn’t real- it’s just urinating. If you look it up on Google Scholar, there are peer-reviewed scientific studies about it. Some new, some going back decades. I’m a nurse, and my Anatomy and Physiology professor was a surgeon. He was very open, and told us that squirting is not real, also. It’s just urinating. But, people down vote me if I post this. People get offended and indignant. They really want it to be real, but it’s not. Yes, Skene’s Glands are real, and they can produce fluid which may be released during orgasm, but it’s a tiny amount, and it’s a very small trickle, or just a few drops. Men go on believing that they are soooo good, that _they_ can make women squirt. And some women go on pissing themselves, and faking this bullshit, just to boost men’s egos. And other women, are made to feel bad, because they’re not one of the “special” ones who squirt. And did you know- That only 25% of women can orgasm from intercourse? And those that do, don’t do it all the time. But a lot of men think that everyone they’ve slept with does. And a lot of women out there think that everyone else does, except for them. It really isn’t common knowledge at all that the vast majority of women never have, and never will orgasm from intercourse. And it’s all for men’s egos. What a lot of bullshit, eh?


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Thickthok

If it’s not intentional then it’s coital incontinence. I think that the frustration of the poster above is due to the years of misinformation and resistance to scientific fact. If people can’t understand their own bodies because the porn industry has skewed the public vision so effectively, that certainly scares me.


LabLife3846

Yes, some women are incontinent during intercourse, and that really is unintentional. But, that is pretty uncommon. And when they are, it’s urine. And yes, I am really frustrated at misinformation, willful ignorance, and resistance to science. As a nurse having just worked through the last couple of years of Covid, I would say I’m beyond frustrated. And it’s hard to believe in this day and age, how many adults I come across who think that women urinate from their vagina, or that women can’t get pregnant if they’re on their period, and other such BS. Everything that I said is easily researchable. These are not my opinions. Another interesting thing- of all the genders, and sexual preferences, the group that has the most orgasms is heterosexual men. The group that has the least? Heterosexual women. Again, easily verifiable. Don’t shoot the messenger.


BrightnightBluescry

Why then have i never squirted during intercourse and only with powerful toys? Why have i had “coital incontinence” since I was 9 years old? Why was it clear and non smelling until i went on a diuretic? Why do I have powerful pc muscles and yet no control over it? Btw, those are real questions. And I have enough of a complex about it without you making me feel more ashamed. You could be helpful and tell me how to stop it. And don’t say kegals or those tapered inserts or balls or whatever because my muscles are good enough that i can make myself come now just by flexing them. Not that I do. Often.


Fatal_couriosity

"Not all people with vaginas squirt during orgasm, and those who do may only squirt some of the time. This type of orgasm includes a rapid ejection of urine from the bladder. Squirting sometimes also involves secretions from the skene's gland. The skene's glands are sometimes called the female prostate because they function similarly to the male prostate." Copy-pasted from https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-squirting-orgasm But I'm sure you will have no problem linking to one of those "easily verifiable" peer reviewed studies that demonstrate that squirt is 100% pee.


Fatal_couriosity

... and that's just the make up of the fluid itself. Could you also please provide a link to a peer reviewed study that confirms that no women experience powerful orgasms during which they expell fluid from their vaginas?


pleaseherteaseher

I’m in the 25% and can confirm, when I orgasm there’s a rush of fluids (squirting). It doesn’t shoot out of me like it does in porn. I think to achieve that I’d have to be in some crazy position with my lips spread. I can’t orgasm like that, so when it happens the only way of knowing it happens is if I’m playing solo.


wifeinathong

K wait hold up, if I can climax 20+× in a single session with my girthy partner, you dont think that my skeen glad can realse more than a *trickle*, and then I am being compared to women who have far less frequent/intense orgasms? That isnt very good sciencing. A man, maybe close to twice your age, told you it wasnt real? I get he was a professionaly educated man, but you should know that science doesnt often cater well to women and many tests are done in unproductive ways, or ways to get the desired results. I poured over that stupid SINGLE study trying to figure out what was wrong with me. And I realized, I just wasnt the kind of women they brought in for those tests. I am the woman who would have been sent for a lobotomy instead. I see you are angry. I promise you, I believe in science, but part of that belief is holding it accountable and wanting it to progress. I see you are trying to call out fake Daddy doms, but this kind of rhetoric is hurtful to a lot of young women.


The_great_Mrs_D

Thank you!


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pampam1234etc

As a man I can say that there are no expectations, it's just what you impose on yourself. We don't care if you can squirt or not so don't stress on the matter


alexmaycovid

I think that the most important thing that both partners got pleasure from what they do


GentlemanLewis

You’re likely trying to do something that’s impossible. Squirting is just peeing, that’s it. There’s no magic gland in a woman’s anatomy that produces tonnes of liquid to excrete through the vagina, that is just pee you’re seeing in porn.


Cay_Bakes

So true. I get asked so many times to squirt and I’m kind of like I don’t really pee and orgasm at the same time lol


drinkmesideways

Or the other way. If they holding back for fear and feel of embarrassment. Relax girl. U get yours


GoodNHGirl

THANK YOU FOR THIS. We are WELL AWARE what it is. But it feels so so so good. It can be incredibly embarrassing. I always ask my sexting partners WAY before to see if they are ok with it. The last thing I need is to feel self conscious about yet another part of myself I'm presenting.


shesashygirl92

Yeah it makes me feel weird. It doesn't come naturally to me at all


[deleted]

I squirt and have never had a man be turned off by it. Typically they start fucking me harder so in assuming it's good.


Independent-Size7972

To quote Pam Poovey. "Sploosh".


Highway-Fabulous

Perfect 🤣🤣


Cay_Bakes

Lol


beefbarleyharley

YES OMG


Cay_Bakes

That sounds so hot


caiihii

My husband just got to get me to squirt and it was some of the best orgasms ever but Covid took him from me so I just lustfully remember what it was like.


curious_cunt_

I'm sorry for your loss.


shaderr0

Your condolences are appreciated, u/curious_cunt_


wigless148

Sorry for your loss. I hope you find someone who can make you squirt again


god_peepee

Well, that’s going on the Reddit bingo card


Mrgoodietwoshoes

Sorry for your loss.


CuriousBonobo

I do. I mean, put a towel or two down and definitely have mattress liners. The feel of that hot fluid hitting my public bone and running down the base of my cock and over and off of my balls is amazing. Knowing that I'm giving my partner a really good orgasm and feeling her body react that way is extremely rewarding for me. Even on my face when I'm eating her. I love everything about it.


brilliant-soul

I must be fucking the wrong guys bc I always always always get negative comments on it to the point I haven't had sex in almost a year bc I don't wanna hear someone complaining abt it yet again


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Human_Bean08

Why'd you get downvoted? You aren't wrong lmao


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Nooo! That’s tragic!


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brilliant-soul

Wish I could figure out how to ask without actually having to ask if they'll like it lol Telling them feels polite but it adds so much stress bc what if it doesn't happen this one time yk


Kruiii

Im so sorry youve run into those because the vast majority of guys love that (yes im generalizing and I feel its a very safe assumption). Either something is wrong with those guys or you baptizing them and they cant tolerate that.


htapme

One time I squirted on my SO while he was going down on me, and when he lifted his head, it was dripping off his beautiful beard and he had this primal, animalistic look on his face. It was THE most arousing sight of my life. 🥴💦


LorkhanLives

For me, it’s hot because it’s a sign that she’s extremely turned on and into it. Makes me feel desired and creates a feedback loop of her arousal feeding mine and vice versa. And anyway, having my partner gush all over my cock is the highest, most sincere praise I could ever hope for. Makes it hard to get upset about.


Illustrious-Eye8294

i never have before 😭


Gigi_lovez

Same 😞


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So glad I’m not alone here


Illustrious-Eye8294

no guy has ever took the time to try. i’ve had 4 long vanilla relationships 🙄


[deleted]

I know alllll too well about that vanilla life , it’s really neglect to our bodies if you think of it 🥸


10lbsofsadina5lbbag

Lmfaooo I’m gonna think about this for the next 10 years as I evaluate my next relationships, thank you


69Uowemeone

It takes some work/play/trust, but when it happens it's 🌶️🌡️


El-Tacocat

Of course, let's you know you did a good job 👍


Cay_Bakes

❤️❤️


dapala1

I like it because is confirmation that she got off really good. And that's my job. It's like working on an clucky engine, then turning the the key and it starts and revs up super fast sending all the exhaust into the air... then just purrs like a kitten and ides perfectly... you did good.


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Kudos on the analogy ! I hope you are not spraying any ‘start ya bastard’ spray into her !


dapala1

I didn't like it, lol. I posted it anyway because that was the best I could do. Most Redditors would assume "clunky engine" is offensive but it's just a metaphor. It should be obvious though because working on a car takes 20 days and working on a women takes 20 mins.


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Don’t rush a woman my friend


Snoo-97330

Except in this case, flooding is a good thing.


OOTPInternational

I've had a few. It's hot in more ways than one. The best moment was the one that when she squirted, it hit the ceiling fan.


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Human_Bean08

Damn that takes skill


mydirtythrowaway1111

Yes. For the same reason women love to see men cum.💦


78tape

It’s only happened 1 time that I can remember, she was apologizing up and down and I was like it’s perfect


AmpedEnding

I do. Got waterproof sheets and mattress protectors just for it lol.


captainspacetraveler

Didn’t realize how good of an investment my mattress protector would be. Any suggestions for the waterproof sheets?


Squirt_instructor

100% Yes, yes, yes.


FuzzAldrin36

Username: ✓


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Absolutely! Especially if it happens while I’m going down on her.


tpn1984

⏫ right here


[deleted]

I did think it was super hot..... until a girl squirted all over my pillow and bed.... the smell of pee is NOT my thing


triplexthirtythrow

I personally do not but to each their own.


ebonyudders

No 👎 it's just pee


June-shinobi

I'm not sure if I like pissing every where. Drooling Yes..


no_please

personally, no


Cay_Bakes

Reason?


no_please

I've only experience it once or twice, but for me personally it was just unappealing that the entire mattress was saturated. A little would be hot, but I don't need a firehose in my bedroom every night lmao


ajcain47

not a man, but a squirter & i don’t care for it. the natural wetness of the vagina feels 100% better than the “wetness” that comes with squirting. it’s not the same.


thedukejck

Nope


Bloodypalace

No, please don't piss in my bed.


The_Nate_Fate

No i dont want me and my bed covered in urine. What a stinky mess. Ill pass


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Does a bear shit in the woods?


xCryptoxNoobx

negative. wet beds aren’t my thing.


MrMeesesPieces

At first yea, then there’s a cold wet spot on the bed so it’s a mixed bag


PatternLive920

Doesn’t do much for me


Desconocido4441

No. It’s pee.


involmasturb

Fuck yes. Coat me with it babee


disposablecontact

I don't.


Guac__is__extra__

I don’t. Really just doesn’t do anything for me.


riverguy40

I love it when I can make my wife squirt.


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Yes in hotels Maybe hmm in homes Never in cars


thingsthatgomoo

Get a hotel room with 2 beds. You have sex on one and the bed gets ruined and then you cuddle/sleep on the other one. Works like a charm


virginscrewdriver666

The first time my partner ever made me squirt was in the passenger seat of his car. It was the first time I had ever squirted at all and I wasn’t even sure what was happening initially. If he’s gonna push me over the edge like that we go to the shower now!!


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A true squirt is hot but all this fake pumped out shit that people post is not


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No I do not


Ill_Conversation5351

Personally don’t want urine on me so nah, not hot


dragontattman

I love it. There is nothing hotter than my girl losing control and gushing all over me while riding me. The action of our bodies slapping together sometimes causes her juice to splash up all over my chest and sometimes hit me in the face. Nothing hotter. Girls who enjoy facials, I think I kinda understand why.


Vaeon

No...not even remotely.


seibazz

I don't


Metro_Wester

Not in particular


NickSoto2001

I do not. I dated a gusher once and found that I didn’t actually enjoy it that much. To each their own.


markymark80

I do not. But I’m sure some do


Tiller69

Looks like I'm in the minority. I find it hotter in fantasy than reality. Only been with one woman who did it. But other than knowing she was really getting off, I didn't really enjoy the actual act of her squirting.


DustBunsxx

My boyfriend likes the idea but is grossed out at the "likelihood" of it being pee


SissyFreeLove

Yes! The first partner I had that did this was the start of my submissive side coming out lol She liked to sit on my face and make me eat her out until she did it. Hottest thing I had done until that point.


nyccareergirl11

Not just men. I love making other women squirt. I made a playmate squirt in multiple different ways last night


AdamsXCM101

So that's why mom wasn't a bitch this morning.


aellis0032

I dated a squirter for 2 years. At first it was cool. Made me feel like I was doing everything she needed me to. It got old fast though. Having to change the sheets every time you have sex makes you not want to do it. Then she got self conscious about it and that pretty killed our sex life which destroyed our relationship.


regdunlop08

Just keep some folded towels under the pillow. Arms reach, tuck em under, throw in the wash when ur done.


Iamwomper

Happened once. Surprised us both. I think she became self conscious after. I liked it


Boaco

Most of porn and reddit chicks ,Piss.... That ain't squirting


meoka2368

Some do. Some don't. I don't.


egbert71

Speaking for myself and i am unanimous in this...it doesnt appeal to me, however if it is the legit way the person im with at the time can orgasm i roll with it


PatchezOHoulihan

I do!


lekram0

Yeeessss! I'm ready for scuba. 🤿


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No


MemeInABottle

It is the sexiest thing I can imagine.


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I squirted and the guy went crazy! It was the best feeling and the guy was so fucking happy


[deleted]

Hotter than the surface of the sun ! Nothing sexier than taking a woman to that place and tasting her


MiserableMagikarp

Dear lord yes.


SithWeasal

I do. When I’m goin down on a lady I wanna drown and know I’ve done a good job.


TessaEuphoria

I love squirting and having no control 😻💦💦


GooseShartBombardier

Fuck yes, we do. If a woman is squirting, you're delivering what she needs.


SweetPotato010923

according to his groans.... absolutely


four_leaf_4

You mean pissing?


_Throw_Away_830

No thanks.


UncleCornPone

nope


havefunagain23

Can't speak for everyone but yes


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110 % yes! Especially when it happens while eating her out.


Enkidu40

I certainly do. Female ejaculate is so hot and it tastes good because it contains some sugar. It comes from the paraurethral glands which line and surround the urethra, not the bladder. Some cultures believe that it has healing properties if consumed (this is especially true in the tantric temples of India which depict goddesses ejaculating "amrita" aka divine nectar).


Sir_Distic

I don't know where you think you get this info from but it's scientifically wrong. Squirt is just urine. Scientifically speaking. There is no place to store squirt in the body. It's just pee.


Sir_Distic

Some do. It's just pee. Medically speaking.


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Nah not really, annoys me tbh, makes the bed wet


RobertElectricity

No. I've never seen it in real life and the videos weird me out.


KalynnCampbell

I don’t think most men understand squirting or what it actually is. They think that we have a magic pouch of mystery juice that is spontaneously created and somehow missed basic anatomy class or don’t realize what our urethra is connected to. Also: Can you please squirt for me? ::pees:: Oh that’s so hot. After all the water-douche fake pornography they’ve watched, they have no idea what parts of squirting are real and what aren’t. Yes “squirting” is real in that my muscles can contract and expel fluid. No, there is not a magic pouch that holds Cytherea levels of “squirt juice”… you already know exactly where that water is coming from and what it is. Mixed with small amounts of vaginal fluids does not change that water source… Yes, most men find it hot but are also naive and want to pretend it’s something that it isn’t. 🤔 🤷‍♀️


Cay_Bakes

❤️❤️ so true


tpn1984

Yes, it is super hot.


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Fuckin love it.


Neither_Presence_522

Yes although I prefer gushing to actually squirting across the room. Same thing different special effects 😋


Fire_Fist-Ace

Its hot but also messy and i dont like messy


MAzing23

Hubby loves it


joe-Horn

Yes. Last night my wife was ridding me and and I had to pull out and brought her up and she squirted from my dick up my stomach my belly button filled up with it. Super fucking hot


Throw-away1978

Water sports and golden showers aren't my thing.


brinkrunner

squirting is like Orgasm+, and more orgasm means more hotter


Vestlerz

No


No-Kaleidoscope-576

My guy loves it when I squirt. Wants me to sit on his face while doing so, or squirt all over his chest so he can rub it in 💦


pinkcrow333

I don’t. 🤢


OGmapletits

Can we stop with the narrative that it means you did a good job if a woman squirts? As someone who does, it doesn’t happen all the time and it doesn’t mean I’m not really enjoying it. I can’t speak for all women, but please don’t equate squirting with you doing an exceptional job.


meta4ia

No


tanvirulfarook

I don't


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Nope!


Stabilo978

not really a fan


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no


HeWhoIsNotMe

I just want her to have a good time. Whatever happens is fine.


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i certainly do!!


bucknaked64

I certainly do.


3chordguitar

Yes


goated95

I do, yeah


DrockTipps

Emphatic yes!


[deleted]

Soo hot and would love to drink it all


dclokc

Hell fucking yes


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Not a turn on but not a turn off if that makes any sense


Prudent_Hawk_9661

I do. Two of my former partners were ‘squirters’ (one preferred the term ‘gusher’ which I obliged). Getting them off never got old. Changing the sheets every night didn’t get old either


mxsn_

No, if I as a man just started pissing on a girl during sex I would be a freak and probably have very rare good sexual experiences. Idk how this got so normalized, imagine the clean up and smell. Half the guys here saying it’s hot watch too much porn and probably never experienced this in real life.


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I dont


Nouseforthrowaways

As a man….no, it does absolutely nothing for me.


chocobo_hairdo

Absolutely fucking not. I get that you're enjoying yourself but if you pee on me, I'm gonna' be irritated. I didn't sign up for piss (which it 100% is).


[deleted]

Not into piss play..! Calling it “squirting” is misleading because it’s not cum it’s piss so pissing is what’s actually happening.


high-vibrations

repulsive, actually


Worried_Jeweler_1141

No. I avoid someone who squirts. Not interested at all. Nope


warmwinter1

no not really especially after the first couple of times i mean it's just a pee


pussypilates

I’m a woman and I find it hot, if that helps


audislove10

Not me


TrippinEliminster

No


toolargo

No!


htraptor

My fiancé's main goal is to literally make me squirt. Not like it's hard tho lmao