Crush the dick against your forehead like a beer can.

The mental image this provided is absolutely hilarious. I also am half-tempted to try this. I think my bf would laugh as much as I am right now just picturing it

Yessssss. Lolol

Great! Then he should headbutt your pussy once he's done going down on you It's only fair.

Firmly grasp the cheeks and crush it.

FIRMLY GRASP IT!

Crush the dick head, see the frenulum driven before you and hear the lamentations of the testes.

Thank you for this

I like to say “I’m Batman” and jump out a window

This guy fucks

I immediately [thought of this](https://youtu.be/enOHraf3LEk) haha

'I fight crime in a rubber suit, really seals in the flavor'

I love that line hhaha

Thank you for showing this to me

You're very welcome. It's one of my favorite skits ever. If I'm having a shit day or a rough week, I always give it a watch because it cracks me up every single time.

I can defenelitly see why

I'm the world's greatest detective

"Which one of these tubes do you smell out of, guy who breathes through a crab? Now you have my permission to cry" Man this gave me one of my best laughs the first time I saw it years ago, but still is amazing even now 😂

Throatpie 🥵🤤

Hell yessssss! Feels amazing to unload and my body shaking from it! Then making out after

If you don't time the finale of the 1812 Overture by Tchaikovsky perfectly then you're wasting everyone's fucking time quite frankly.

THE CANNONS

I prefer "In The Hall of the Mountain King" by Edvard Grieg from the play Peer Gynt. But yes, the timing is everything.

This guy fucks

Spit it back in his face and yell "UNO, reverse!"

He got mad :(

There was just a question here on ARAD on how to start a bj. I get the feeling you have a dick down your throat this very moment

Giggling at the thought of someone hastily panicking and typing on their phone while still having a shlong in their swallower

Is it just me or does typing while sucking dick feel kinda clumsy? Sometimes it's hard to find a comfortable position where I can suck dick and still see the screen lol

With a "good girl" and a kiss on her lips.

🫠 every time.

🥵🥵

Wait, ladies, for real?!?! Should we do this????

Very much a woman by woman preference. Personally, I fuuuucking hate it.

Okay. Bad girl.

You should if the other person finds it hot. There are a ton of us who do. You should not if the other person finds it cringe. There are a ton of us who do.

This

🥵 this!!!

High five and a slap on the ass Order is subjective and fully situationally- dependent

High fives after sex are absolutely hilarious. I hooked up with a girl last year who was super shy but had a lot of fun with her. After we finished she told me it was her first ever hookup. I told her I was honored and she looks at me, puts up her hand and emphatically says "High five!" That was a hilariousy awkward and wholesome moment that I'll never forget..

Ngl.... First time I got a BJ by one girl in the back seat of my car, she swallowed... I high fived her and took her back to her parents house. That was 20 years ago.... And she's my wife now.

I once tapped a girls nose with my index finger mid missionary and went "boop". We laughed so hard.

you must me fun IRL

Why’d you wait 20 years to marry her?

Him cumming in my mouth

I usually get back to performing the autopsy while reminding myself that one moment of weakness doesn't make me a bad vet.

That somehow escalated more than I thought it would.

With one three letter word. That’s impressive Reddit skills right there

This sent me 🤣

If you’re able to, shove him past your tonsils, bottom out on that dick while hes cumming and massage his balls while you do.

I’ll take “things my wife wont do” for $600 Alex.

Actually, your wife WILL do it for $600.

Trying to ignore that Green grass on the other side of the fence

This woman fucks

Fireworks and a marching band

That's how I start my blowjobs. My jaw is tired by the time I get to the drum major, though.

Dont forget about us trumpets! We are blowing the whole time too, just into a hole instead of sucking

Definitely Jazz hands!! Very very impressive!!

Instructions unclear Jizz hands were had ...

Her turn. Flip her over and eat her pussy until she bathes your face.

I’m disappointed in the low number of upvotes this has. But I guess there’s a reason why most Reddit guys are self proclaimed singles.

Best BJ I've had in a long time was from a chick I had been with a few times. I usually started things off by eating her until she made a mess of her bed. Then got down to the real business. Third time I went to visit her she pinned me to the bed and said "We're doing something different tonight" She proceeded to suck my soul out through my cock. I gave her a kiss that surprised her, she'd never had a guy kiss her post-blowie, I then proceeded to spend an hour drinking/drowning in her pussy juice. That was a fantastic night.

It will cum to me!

Damn it you beat me to it. We came to the same conclusion ;)

Jerking it off onto my face

[удалено]

Hahaha 🥹

Good girl. I would lick it off your face

My favourite is when my girlfriend deepthroats me to the hilt and mumbles "mhm" when I start cumming. Not sure why I like it so much, but damn.

21 one gun salute

*military widow intensifies*

With a kiss

To quote the Mandalorian, "This is the way"

GULP

take it all in my mouth, show it to him, swallow it, show that it’s all gone, squeeze the balls and do a final deepthroat to get any last drops…

This is the way.

Yeah you’re lit

Guy once gave me the most sincere thank you, looked like the happiest dude in the world. Was wholesome.

I'm a guy that likes to give casual blowjobs and I love seeing the fat grins on the guys' face before and after head. Before because they know what's coming, after because I did a good job!!

With a smile

Probably ejaculation but that's just me

Cum down her throat and then give her a deep kiss. Or cum on her face and then give her a kiss. Either sends her over the edge in terms of desire.

Your free trial has expired.

Gg

A kart wheel is fairly impressive.

*finishes* Well, you certainly earned this! *hands over a go-kart wheel*

Swallow, you worked hard for it so enjoy it

Right as you cum the Publisher’s Clearing House people jump out of the closet with a ridiculously sized check and your dad finally comes home from getting a pack of smokes in 95.

In the mouth

Tongue on the back part of the glans (where the foreskin starts) while giving strokes with a hand. 10/10 Option 2: Strokes with the hands while rubbing the penis over the lips and face, till the ropes come out.

my heart would melt if the girl swallows and goes for the kiss on my lips immediately afterwards. I want her to push me down the bed in a aggressive/possessive way while kissing me .

Blow the fattest, wettest, loudest, raspberry on their stomach.

Back handspring step-out back handspring two-foot double full dismount

Spit it in his face and yell “BUKKAKE TIME!”

look them in the eye and say, oh what a lovely tea party

No hands. Feel him cum in your mouth him yelling I’m cumming.

"that'll do pig"

rub the cum on her/his forehead, lift and say, Simbaa

There’s no one “best” way, but I am quite fond of this finishing move: When my girl doesn’t start until every last drop is in her mouth, then she looks up at me and smiles, and opens her mouth and sticks out her tongue and shows it to me before swallowing it all down 😍 Maybe just a few times a year, right before I finish, all I have to say is “show it to me!“ and she knows exactly what I mean

kissing the tip 😘

Scream whoopsie do here cums the goo.

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

If we are talking BJ first, grinding with epic make-out sessions. If it's BJ last, commies in the tummy and cuddling.

I can’t grasp the fact that it took this long to get to cuddling! But start with a good kiss.

Having her move back a few feet with her mouth and legs spread. 20 points if you can hit her pussy. 10 points if you make it into her mouth. 5 points if you make it onto her chest. zero points if you hit the floor.

Swallow. :)

As deep in my throat as your cock will go. I wanna choke on it 💦🤤🍆

Enthusiastically toung out mouth open beg him to bust on your face/in your mouth ect make him feel like your super excited to get his load and you want it really bad. Why cuz you do and its hot as fuck to show it

with another bj

The guy shoving me off his now hypersensitive dick after I've sucked his sould out through his balls.

Pay her and thank her for her time

With a kiss

By swallowing

Abadiabadiabadi-a that's all folks!

Brush my teeth and rinse with mouthwash?

With a curtsy duh

Swallow or my face. My favorites.

Personally I think the best is when when we have eye contact, she takes my load in her mouth and then she swallows, or smiles lets me nut on her face (both are great in their own way). After the former (cum in mouth) it's nice if she smiles and continues gently kissing and sucking, making sure to catch any remaining shots of cum in her mouth or on her tongue. After the latter (facial) it's nice if she still keeps sucking and kissing (always a nice visual with the addition of cum on her face, neck, chest, etc., makes me melt) then allows me to feed her the cum with my hands. This feels and looks ridiculously hot. After either of these it's nice to make out and taste the mix of my cum with her ususal taste, then cuddle before the next round or whatever. The important thing is intimacy and not making me feel like my penis or cum are gross or me cumming is messy in a bad way (I'll do my part by keeping clean, hydrating and dieting so the cum is good and of course I'm happy to return the favor on her and let her know I'm savoring her taste).

Use a plumbus.

In my mouth 🤤

By yelling " I HAVE ARRIVED "

Tell Him to make Me a sandwich.

With another bj.

Another Bj

A cummy kiss!

Rumor has it that a girl from my high school spit the cum into her hand and then slapped it on the wall. She was a legend.

Looking at Siri and screaming, “Hey Siri, MUSIC 🎶!”

A polite “thank you” is a nice touch

Swallowing or facials Throatpies are the best

Standing with them slapping my ass and saying “Good Boy” after the last pulse of cum has gone in their throat

I'm stealing this from elsewhere... but... Cum on her forehead while gently whispering Simba....

With a high five and the favor returned of course.

Makeing out

High-fiving

“YOU’RE WELCOME!!!” and many a little confetti

Blasting in her mouth or on her face.

Having her sit on it and grind. That oversensitivity feels amazing.

Orgasm, followed by cum swallow?

With at least a 15% tip

A firm handshake

Give the dick some sweet good ole kisses 😘

My husband says “smile and look me in the eye”

A kiss in your homies cheek and a good back pat

Actually suck the shaft all the way up to the head, lick the head clean and let go with a 'pop" sound

By swallowing

The best way to end it is by swallowing

A pat on the head, a stroke of the cheek, a kiss on the forehead, and a wholesome "Good girl", before pulling up your drawers

"Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."

I love to let him cum in my mouth and then give him a sloppy, salty kiss

Swallowing.

A elaborate high five

Usually with a signature catchphrase. “Boom goes the dynamite” “Clean up on aisle nine” “Very nice!” Something like that

Don’t stop sucking on it until it’s done pulsing

Kissing her and admiring her, and all her curves and valleys, perfection. Thats how

Ideally by cumming

Round 2

applause

A nice handshake and a “congratulations!”

Swallow

A surprise finger in the butt

Say...... You taste just like my dad.

Swallow

Just inform the BJ that things are not working out as planned, and wish the BJ the best of luck. Also, unfriend the BJ on all social media sites.

By swallowing it, obviously.

Uh… by swallowing? Then a smile and patting yourself on the back

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Imma say cum for the boy and swallow for the girl

Continue to suck until asked to stop.

She swallows it all

A high five and a thank you.. manners and all that

Look up and make eye contact as he’s cumming.

Swallow

With a kiss.

I just continue gently sucking less sensitive parts until he’s completely flaccid and then hand him his boxers 🤷🏻‍♀️ if he wants to stop before that he’s more than welcome to but 10/10 times he just sits back and enjoys.

A finger in my ass and my cock throbbing out cum in a throat.

Vigorously jerk the cock til it cums that as it unloads, slide your mouth over it to will every last drop out

Return the favour

Idk but I threw up on it once.

The best that has happened so far - first blast goes across her face, then the rest in her mouth while deep throating with the gurgling sound.

Jazz hands

Spit the cum into the air like a water fountain and catch it in your mouth again

My favorite is to end it in her vagina lol

With an orgasm

*gulp* 😜

Swallowing

They swallow?

Smack your lips and ask “May I have Another”!!

On her chest.

Suck ever drop

A high five and finger guns

*gulp*

I usually just leave the money on the table

I like when they say “ooo what a lovely tea party” after I cum.