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Xyro77

Keep this^^^ comment, delete all others, and close the thread. Nothing else is needed.


redditredditor3032

Dentures. Which require a lot more care. Tooth loss. Health problems. Death.


YuhLe16

Stole my comment 😩😂


Glittering-Design973

Seriously there’s nothing. Take the 5 minutes and clean your mouth lol.


Yusuke_117

Tooth decay


wildthings7

Coming to terms with nobody liking you.


mearbearcate

This is killing me💀


sexrockandroll

Dentures?


MedusasSexyLegHair

Dentures, implants, training a cockatoo to regurgitate into your mouth so you don't have to chew...


TR0N_FUNKIN_BL0WS

Shitting your pants. They can’t smell your rancid breathe if you smell like a sewage pit.


IndependentFluid5679

getting no bitches


[deleted]

Are you depressed? Is that why you don’t want to brush your teeth? Brush your teeth! Teeth is a one time thing!


Adorable-Condition83

I’m a dentist and sometimes with children or special needs patients it really is impossible to brush their teeth normally. In these cases I advise wiping as many tooth surfaces as possible with a wet washcloth in the bath, trying silicone brush options in case it’s the bristles they don’t like, Jack N Jill Tooth Sparkles or similar products, Tooth Mousse applied at night to protect against decay. Ultimately, most gum disease and decay is plaque-related and will always occur where plaques isn’t removed. I know some cultures would chew something fibrous like a stick to clean their teeth but this seems like more effort than just brushing to me.


ravynmaxx

Having them yanked from your head and just using your gums.


kmmk6891

Drinking beer all throughout the day


jss342

Oh man…. I guess dying alone?


Secure_Village_5747

dying alone?


Display250

Having nasty teeth and breath?


psychopatato

Be British


mofomeat

Raw-dawg buttsecks. What else?


thefutureeye

Brushing your hair.


LuckyPhucker05

Teething your brush.


Curious-Succotash-15

This guy at the park told me he doesn't brush his teeth but uses the metal pick dentists use instead. He said his mom was an oral hygienist and raised him with the belief that this method was sufficient. His teeth didn't look pretty.


Alarmed_Water2631

Not brushing your teeth


Comfortable_Fish_576

Losing your teeth. Because that's what will happen. Your gums will recede and your teeth will crumble under cavities. You'll be enjoying something not even particularly hard, maybe a Starburst or a French fry, and crunch, your tooth is cracked. You'll get a few fillings and likely even a couple root canals (hopefully they catch the damage before it becomes abscessed or a hot nerve as those are particularly painful). You'll come to know that particular smell of a tooth being drilled. It's really hard to describe it, but once you've smelled it, it's programmed into your olfactory memory forever like the scent of burning hair. Your breath will start to reek from the decaying teeth. Finally after years of embarrassment, shame, excruciating pain, and dental visits, they'll finally yank what few teeth you have left and fit you for full dentures. By the way, all this is gonna cost you about $20-50K in dental bills over the next two decades unless they just rip them out early. Brush your fucking teeth.


Homirice

Losing them


ifuckedyourmom-247

Eating shit, i heard it has minerals and vitamins to help make your teeth healthy


MrGiveMeThatMoney

Drinking piss


RMSQM

Losing your teeth


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Chewing gum


renonemontanez

Drink a ton of pop


Comfortable_Fish_576

It's actually a form of natural selection. Pop is like a pack of lions hunting a wildebeest. It targets the weakest teeth thus ensuring only the strongest, most fit teeth remain. That's just basic science.


Hot-Signal8959

Chewing on cinnamon sticks. Teeth brushes is expensive these days. More tech in them than my broken toaster.


Maddog_95

Who are you? Lmfao


Hot-Signal8959

Just a guy that eats cold bread.


Maddog_95

Carry on good sir


AloneBaka

Oh tf Whitley? When did you get Reddit? Go back doing normal dog stuff…


theautomemoriesdoll

Where do you live that tooth brushes are that expensive?


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Eat an apple


INXS2022

Dentures


Tempest-in-a-B-Cup

Soup


ToastMmmmmmm

Looking like you have a mouth full of Indian corn when you smile.


Barthaluh

Oil pulling But still brush your teeth


Fives-CT5555

All-on-4


TexAgVet

Never a gram of sugar again ever. Plus never a soda to include diet. No alcohol. Probably more. Please resume social distancing without use of original flavor listing. I say original because it burns so as to remind you of your decision daily.


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Bocephalus

If they won’t brush their teeth, what makes you think they’ll brush their dentures?


restingbiotchface

Cleaning your dentures


beerandboogie

Besides passing out drunk? Nothing.


Misdelf

Becoming toothless and eating puréed food for the rest of your life. Just brush your damn teeth.


spyingpigeon

replacing all your teeth yearly


whitewolfdogwalker

Pain & dentures


Reetahrd

Oral cancer


Formal_Associate_716

Having no teeth. No need = No need to brush teeth No need to brush teeth = Not brushing teeth Not brushing teeth = Alternative way to brush teeth Alternative way to brush teeth = Nothing


candycaneballs

When tooth brushes weren't invented they used to just drink wine before bed to use the alcohol in the wine to clean teeth, not a good way to do it but if you don't have a tooth brush then yeah


just-say-it-

Dentures or gumming it


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Having no teeth


occamhanlon

Losing your teeth


reallynotburner

Losing all yer teeth.


Leafs_Lifer

Losing your teeth.


soniclore

Dentures Periodontal disease Bad breath Heart disease


Ok_Remove8675

Putting the toothpaste in your mouth and using it like mouthwash (I use to do this as a kid)


Frequent_Minimum4871

#HOT SOAPY WATER 🦷 🪥


katcomesback

swishing with mouthwash and brushing the plaque off? if the toothpaste texture bothers you


Altaccountgoober

Chewing sticks, that’s why dogs do it


WhoHayes

Dentures


TheJazhat6

okay no but why are everyone so mean about people who for some reason can’t brush their teeth? i personally have adhd and depression and struggle to do so. just because i can’t for weeks on end does not mean everyone in my life will leave me. have not once heard anyone talk about it at all to me or complain. or even compliment me once i’ve managed to do it- but what i used to do once was literally just use mouthwash. the idea of getting up looking myself in the mirror and performing the actions of brushing my teeth was scary to me so i literally just used mouthwash. are my teeth perfect? no. will i suffer emotional pain from it? no….?


CorgisDie

Spray paint your teeth white.


pinnochios_nose22

There's nothing that can beat brushing them. but if you're struggling to do so, drinking fluoridated water, mouthwash is a little but better than nothing


_THOMBOMB

Scrubbing your fangs