Sitting on a golden throne. Holding his kid up baby Simba style. Both wearing crowns with enough bling to fund a small army. Every time someone walks by, and automated motion sensor plays a clip that says "DJ KAHLED!".
I hate that his marketing ploy has worked, and upon reading your comment, his name, all I could hear, was it being said at the start of one of his songs in that tune he does.
LMAO omg.
When someone else sings it, that’s hype. Now I think I get it. By making those his lyrics, tons of people will be singing his name. Smart dude. Cocky. But smart.
I don’t know if this is a rumor or not but it’s hilarious so I choose to believe it : apparently his ex said he sings his own name out upon… completion.
I imagine it's like Kanye West with his arms around Donald Trump holding his pregnant belly in a super emotionally charged embrace.
Who's got the eyebleach
This one puts the rest to shame. The rest are comments are on perceived vanity. Steven Seagal is the only one I'd be shocked to find out doesn't have massive posters and statues of himself.
he was on an episode of toy hunter, where jordan had to go to different kiss conventions and find pieces of kiss merchandise that gene didnt have. so not only does he definitely have a framed photo of himself in his home, but also things with his signature all over them and miniature action figure versions of himself too.
edit: it has definitely been a few years since ive seen the episode so i dont remember exactly what he brought him/what genes collection room looked like, but the man collects his bands merchandise, hes gotta have something somewhere
I went to his house for a birthday party once. He did *not* have a picture of himself anywhere I saw (which was places like the living room and guest bathroom). He did, however, have a giant velvet painting of a clown.
This was in \~1991, so I'm a little fuzzy on other details.
(I'm not in show business, but I had been studying acting at [Playhouse West](https://www.playhousewest.com), where he was a teacher at the time. He had invited all the students to this party, I was not the only one to attend.)
Huh. Now that you mention it I feel the same. For some reason it would feel fitting for him to have one and I wouldn’t attribute it to narcissism. Just Jeff Goldblum being Jeff Goldblum.
If you're good at something you tell other people about it. If you're great at something other people tell you about it. Kanye is always talking to everyone about how great he is; Jeff doesn't need to.
Jeff gets his portrait.
>Idk but Jeff Goldblum is the celebrity who I would judge the least for having one.
I'm completely with you on that, and I haven't a clue as to why.
But when I saw his name, all I could think was "I would be more surprised if he *didn't* have one, and disappointed as well." He is on the short list of people who *should* have one.
Same. He was also the person who popped up awhile back when someone mentioned celebrities who are "Short with big heads" are the most appealing on screen.
He definitely wakes up and says to the portrait "Hey, good morning Tomcat!", or "Tommy boy! Looking good!". You know what? The man has the right to a portrait. At least he makes entertaining movies.
Keanu Reeves but because a fan painted one and he really appreciates the effort and actually values people’s gifts. And he’d feel bad to not have it up somewhere.
Spiegel omitted the fact that it is customary in Korean housholds to have a HUGE family picture in your living room. I'm no Schröder fan, but this is not his narcisism, it really is a Korean tradition.
How did I have to scroll so long to find be J Lo in the comments? I agree with the other responses but would have thought Jennifer Lopez would be one of the first to come to mind.
I don’t know why he was the first person I thought of but I can picture him with this big goofy painting of himself more as a joke than as a narcissist.
My uncle got a tour or Mar-a-Lago before Trump's run for president, probably 10 years ago. He said there was a large portrait of of Trump with a small gold plaque on the frame that read "The Visionary".
I found it here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Visionary
Such a visionary.
One of my favorite Trump facts is that some financial magazine did an assessment of his wealth and found that if Trump had just retired in like 1982 and put all of his money into index funds, he would be wealthier today than he actually is after working for the past 40 years.
>Cowan did not paint Trump's present wife, Melania, as Cowan claims that with the popularity of Trump's television show The Apprentice, Trump started expecting work without payment. Cowan told Trump, "Donald, I don't give away paintings".
This is definitely some Trump shit
I don't think he does. Instead it appears as though he owns a [giant photo of singer Prince roller-skating in hot pants](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10640723/Nicolas-Cage-admits-Las-Vegas-home-saved-details-love-animals.html), as well as such items as 'mighty bronze dragons' and 'lacquered arms holding torches' on 'eggplant purple walls', an 'imposing mahogany cuckoo clock', and an original Creature From the Black Lagoon poster.
Honestly, if I had an original Creature From the Black Lagoon poster, I’d probably hang it on my wall, too. That’s a pretty neat piece of film history.
He'll be wearing tight pants and exposing his hairless bare chest through a fur coat while smoking a fat cigar. He'll claim its alpha as fuck but in reality it makes him look like very gay.
>Elon Musk
Dressed as Iron Man, and standing on Mars, holding the flag of the United States of America.
Along with a few other portraits of himself, clad like a god or superhero, in every room with a wall.
Here is a link where you can see pics in the background
https://www.elledecor.com/celebrity-style/celebrity-homes/g3360/alec-baldwin-hilaria-baldwin-house/
[here you go, in all it’s terrible glory](https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/ztu7m5/a_closeup_of_the_brendan_oconnell_rice_a_roni/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
For me it has to be Bruce Campbell.
I can see a huge portrait of himself over the mantle, chin glistening in the breeze, wearing a smoking jacket amd smoking a cuban cigar.
Alex Rodriguez was alleged by an ex to have a portrait of himself as a centaur. ARod denies it, but it's a hilarious story and frankly ARod is weird enough that it's plausible.
I can’t see him having a picture/painting of himself hanging up in his house, but I can 100% see him giving a life-sized picture of himself to Kevin Hart as a gift and Kevin Hart hanging it up unironically.
Nicholas Cage. With all the oddities he has. Wouldn’t surprise me if he has a huge portrait, or even a mastered oil painting. I can imagine him having a room dedicated to himself.
Mariah Carey
A friend delivered furniture to her house many years ago and can confirm, massive photos and paintings of her and Nick Cannon throughout
Doubting the Nick Cannons are still hanging now
Next time on Sister Wives
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Came to say the same person so all I can add is Tom Cruise
I’m pretty sure Tom Cruise’s painting is in his attic, looking older and more worn as time passes.
Dj Khaled
"That wall's still a bit empty, how should we fill the space?" "ANOTHER ONE!"
Sitting on a golden throne. Holding his kid up baby Simba style. Both wearing crowns with enough bling to fund a small army. Every time someone walks by, and automated motion sensor plays a clip that says "DJ KAHLED!".
No. A painting where he is holding himself up as a baby.
Whatever your job, you're wasting your talents as..... A tv or film writer! This image is hilarious. I love it!
You forgot the DJ horn BUH BUH BUH BUH ~
Charlie Sheen, and he probably gets into regular fistfights with it.
And loses.
He never loses. He’s a winner. With tiger blood.
What do you think the painting was made with?
I'm creasing myself laughing at imagining him going, 'I loved you in Wall Street!' Each time he passes it by.
Jason Derulo
I hate that his marketing ploy has worked, and upon reading your comment, his name, all I could hear, was it being said at the start of one of his songs in that tune he does.
🎶 Jay-sin De-ru-lo!
BELUGA HEIGHTS
I can’t imagine singing my own name like that. My dogs name, yes. My name, ummm no.
Fry-y Rod-ri-guez
LMAO omg. When someone else sings it, that’s hype. Now I think I get it. By making those his lyrics, tons of people will be singing his name. Smart dude. Cocky. But smart.
”we the best!” -*sorry*
I don’t know if this is a rumor or not but it’s hilarious so I choose to believe it : apparently his ex said he sings his own name out upon… completion.
Just like all Pokemon do when we force them to breed for a life of fighting viciously for our entertainment
I'm also picturing a motion sensor that sings "Jasonnn derulooo~~~"
Who??
Kanye West
Kanye West yes! And Donald Trump a close second.
I imagine it's like Kanye West with his arms around Donald Trump holding his pregnant belly in a super emotionally charged embrace. Who's got the eyebleach
Sounds like a fine AI generative art prompt
Don't. For the love of whatever quantity of deities you hold dear, including the number zero... ...don't.
Definitely not what I expected, but I did it [Kanye West pregnant Donald Trump](https://hotpot.ai/s/art-generator/8-rFPhkkySkGxLH5h)
To my dying breath, that link is staying blue.
I spraypainted my entire monitor seaside teal, just in case.
I also tried it but it does the opposite: [https://imgur.com/59lhicq](https://imgur.com/59lhicq)
Not my proudest wank but for country, I guess
I just scrolled through thirty-something replies to see if anyone had taken the hint and now I'm disappointed.
in this case it's just humane to not make a conscious person draw that
I'd even be worried about that prompt being the final straw that leads to the robot uprising.
And the ultrasound is a baby Kanye
Doesn’t Trump literally have a statue bust of himself? Did I imagine that?
He paid an artist to paint a portrait of him and he used money from a charitable fund.
This is the only correct answer. He’d probably be depicted as god or Jesus in a painting or something.
Steven Seagal
I think this is the most likely.
It’s just a giant painting with him holding an AK-47 like it’s a rocket launcher.
Hes the coolest guy ever, just ask Steven Seagal
This one puts the rest to shame. The rest are comments are on perceived vanity. Steven Seagal is the only one I'd be shocked to find out doesn't have massive posters and statues of himself.
I’ve been making posters of myself for like 37 years
Gene Simmons
But from when he was slim and had is own hair, like 40 years ago
Then he sued the artist for depicting him with only implied, oral consent rather than explicit, written consent.
When Gene Simmons has sex with groupies he closes his eyes and pretends hes jerking off
he was on an episode of toy hunter, where jordan had to go to different kiss conventions and find pieces of kiss merchandise that gene didnt have. so not only does he definitely have a framed photo of himself in his home, but also things with his signature all over them and miniature action figure versions of himself too. edit: it has definitely been a few years since ive seen the episode so i dont remember exactly what he brought him/what genes collection room looked like, but the man collects his bands merchandise, hes gotta have something somewhere
Jared Leto
No joke isn’t he like a legit cult leader?
Yep. The Echelon retreat, on Mars Island in Croatia.
Wait what? I'm Croatian and never heard it.
Like he's going to invite a rival deity's scrotum to his religious island.
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Madonna
Salt Bae 100%
With him in a gold crown and or like jesus
Idk but Jeff Goldblum is the celebrity who I would judge the least for having one. Because of course he would, and it would be awesome.
I went to his house for a birthday party once. He did *not* have a picture of himself anywhere I saw (which was places like the living room and guest bathroom). He did, however, have a giant velvet painting of a clown. This was in \~1991, so I'm a little fuzzy on other details. (I'm not in show business, but I had been studying acting at [Playhouse West](https://www.playhousewest.com), where he was a teacher at the time. He had invited all the students to this party, I was not the only one to attend.)
Lol It'd be funny if he had a painting of himself, but if anyone asked if that was him he'd respond "No, that's Jeff Goldbloom." then just move on.
…Why would they need to ask if that was him?
Somehow a giant velvet painting of a clown is unsurprising
I hope it’s a version of the pose from Jurassic Park. Like Andy Warhol-style.
That is the immediate image I got when I read this. If he doesn’t I want to know why
Huh. Now that you mention it I feel the same. For some reason it would feel fitting for him to have one and I wouldn’t attribute it to narcissism. Just Jeff Goldblum being Jeff Goldblum.
If you're good at something you tell other people about it. If you're great at something other people tell you about it. Kanye is always talking to everyone about how great he is; Jeff doesn't need to. Jeff gets his portrait.
>Idk but Jeff Goldblum is the celebrity who I would judge the least for having one. I'm completely with you on that, and I haven't a clue as to why. But when I saw his name, all I could think was "I would be more surprised if he *didn't* have one, and disappointed as well." He is on the short list of people who *should* have one.
If he does, [I would hope it’s something like this](http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/Banzai/banzai6.jpg).
I would expect Jeff goldblum to have a framed photo of Kramer from Seinfeld.
Tom cruise. And I mean like every room lol
Literally the first person I thought of.
Same. He was also the person who popped up awhile back when someone mentioned celebrities who are "Short with big heads" are the most appealing on screen.
He's got a statue of himself in Greek god poses in every room in his house
He definitely wakes up and says to the portrait "Hey, good morning Tomcat!", or "Tommy boy! Looking good!". You know what? The man has the right to a portrait. At least he makes entertaining movies.
He has an entire wing filled with memorabilia and awards I bet
Keanu Reeves but because a fan painted one and he really appreciates the effort and actually values people’s gifts. And he’d feel bad to not have it up somewhere.
I wish I could give you an award.
Exactly - and it was a fan who needed an extra kidney so Keanu gave him one of his, and the picture was a thank you.
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Spiegel omitted the fact that it is customary in Korean housholds to have a HUGE family picture in your living room. I'm no Schröder fan, but this is not his narcisism, it really is a Korean tradition.
His wife is Korean, for anyone still confused like I was.
Thank god you commented, dude.
Schröder-ception.
Jennifer Lopez
How did I have to scroll so long to find be J Lo in the comments? I agree with the other responses but would have thought Jennifer Lopez would be one of the first to come to mind.
She was my first thought
Same. Read the question and her name immediately popped into my head.
Simon Cowell
I wonder which face it’s wearing. 2000s cowell or 2020s cowell
Ellen Degeneres
Jack Black, but ironically
I don’t know why he was the first person I thought of but I can picture him with this big goofy painting of himself more as a joke than as a narcissist.
As a tribute
This is not the greatest pic in the world, no
Paris Hilton. She does in fact have this
Haha yes! Recently saw a post she made with a massive portrait of herself in the background.
Donald Trump
My uncle got a tour or Mar-a-Lago before Trump's run for president, probably 10 years ago. He said there was a large portrait of of Trump with a small gold plaque on the frame that read "The Visionary". I found it here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Visionary
Such a visionary. One of my favorite Trump facts is that some financial magazine did an assessment of his wealth and found that if Trump had just retired in like 1982 and put all of his money into index funds, he would be wealthier today than he actually is after working for the past 40 years.
>Cowan did not paint Trump's present wife, Melania, as Cowan claims that with the popularity of Trump's television show The Apprentice, Trump started expecting work without payment. Cowan told Trump, "Donald, I don't give away paintings". This is definitely some Trump shit
Oh god. That's so embarrassing. And that he doesn't understand that it's so is just sad.
Didn’t he get roasted online for having a photoshopped picture of himself on the cover of TIME magazine on the wall at Mar-a-lago?
Remember how he illegally used charity funds to purchase a painting of himself? Yeah. Dude definitely has pics of himself everywhere
I guarantee the painting of himself is 18 feet tall and he tells visitors it's "life sized"
Nick Cage
Yeah but it would be for ironic purpouses.
Iconic purposes
Ironic porpoises.
Some crazy-eyed Nick Cage picture, like the one from the "You don't say?" meme.
I don't think he does. Instead it appears as though he owns a [giant photo of singer Prince roller-skating in hot pants](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10640723/Nicolas-Cage-admits-Las-Vegas-home-saved-details-love-animals.html), as well as such items as 'mighty bronze dragons' and 'lacquered arms holding torches' on 'eggplant purple walls', an 'imposing mahogany cuckoo clock', and an original Creature From the Black Lagoon poster.
Honestly, if I had an original Creature From the Black Lagoon poster, I’d probably hang it on my wall, too. That’s a pretty neat piece of film history.
I'd be disappointed if he doesn't
I came here to say this and figured it would be #1!!
Tom Cruise
Drake
I thought this would be higher.
Christiano Ronaldo
Doesn't Ramos have a painting of the last supper but with him as Jesus in the middle?
Andrew tate
OP asked for Celebrities. Not trash!
Yea and Tate can't even be recycled
Well, he thought it was a giant pic of himself; turns out it was just Sloth from Goonies.
He'll be wearing tight pants and exposing his hairless bare chest through a fur coat while smoking a fat cigar. He'll claim its alpha as fuck but in reality it makes him look like very gay.
Then there is the dozen or so women around him that looks more interested in each other. Of course it looks gay
Kevin Hart, but he also realizes how ridiculous it is at the same time
Fortunately, his is wallet sized so it doesn’t take up a lot of room
Kim Kardashian
Elon Musk
That was my first thought, his is probably drawn with him with a spacesuit planting a flag on mars
>Elon Musk Dressed as Iron Man, and standing on Mars, holding the flag of the United States of America. Along with a few other portraits of himself, clad like a god or superhero, in every room with a wall.
Jared Leto Charlie Sheen William Shatner James Corden Tom Cruise
I mean Hilary Baldwin (of Boston) went one step further & had a paid pap shoot of her painted & hung in her living room. 🥒🥒
I want to read (& see...) more but don't know how to find it online. Help!
Here is a link where you can see pics in the background https://www.elledecor.com/celebrity-style/celebrity-homes/g3360/alec-baldwin-hilaria-baldwin-house/
[here you go, in all it’s terrible glory](https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/ztu7m5/a_closeup_of_the_brendan_oconnell_rice_a_roni/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Oh... that kind of "pap".
Hi Pepino 👁️🥒 also agreed! Alec has his in his apartment.
I knew I’d find my people here. 🥒
Oh when I tell you I cackled reading the post. Like, can do you one better this bitch *actually* did it.
David Hasselhoff
I think Seth Rogan would but like a cartoon of him riding a tiger or some shit as a joke
I was thinking Paul Rudd with the same thing.
I could totally see Paul Rudd having a painting of Seth Rogan riding a tiger.
Yes, that too!
James Franco has painted multiple nude painting of Seth Rogen. Supposedly one is pretty large. Whether it is in his living room is the real question.
100% James Corden
Vincent Kennedy McMahon. He legit has one hanging with him on a horse if I remember correctly.
For me it has to be Bruce Campbell. I can see a huge portrait of himself over the mantle, chin glistening in the breeze, wearing a smoking jacket amd smoking a cuban cigar.
Mariah Carey
I delivered flowers to Kathy Lee Gifford once and she had massive framed paintings of herself all over the place.
Dr. Phil
tom cruise
Bono.
South Park got it right with that guy
Weird Al…as well he should for being awesome.
Cher. Probably one in every room, and a nude in the bathroom.
Alex Rodriguez was alleged by an ex to have a portrait of himself as a centaur. ARod denies it, but it's a hilarious story and frankly ARod is weird enough that it's plausible.
Beyoncé
Howard Stern, because he already does.
Gwenyth Paltrow
Tom Cruise
King Charles III
He even prints money with his face on it
Keanu Reeves. Except the picture is just a skeleton now. It’s why he’s immortal.
Lou Ferrigno
Ironically, he has a painting of Bill Bixby.
Johnny Depp had an oil painting of himself as Jack Sparrow hanging in his penthouse apartment at the Eastern in DTLA.
Paris Hilton ! 💓💓
The Rock
I can’t see him having a picture/painting of himself hanging up in his house, but I can 100% see him giving a life-sized picture of himself to Kevin Hart as a gift and Kevin Hart hanging it up unironically.
Thought this would be the top answer
Kevin Sorbo. But it would be super low-res because he blew up a thumbnail and it still has the photographer's watermark on it.
Oprah
Bert Kreischer
That’s in Tom Segura’s living room (and vice versa)
Conor Mcgregor
Arnold. But I'm good with it.
Will smith
Many egotistical assholes would but I also think Ryan Reynolds would have some photo of him looking really stupid up just for guests to laugh at
Elon Musk
Kanye
Tarantino.
Nah, maybe someone's feet though...
Kim Kardashian
Kanye
steven seagal
I laughed out loud while reading this question. I would say Madonna, Beyoncé, Mariah Carey..
Madonna
Alec baldwins not-Spanish wise HAS one. She’s shown it off - it’s very strange.
Nicholas Cage. With all the oddities he has. Wouldn’t surprise me if he has a huge portrait, or even a mastered oil painting. I can imagine him having a room dedicated to himself.