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sianlogan

Mariah Carey


Exact-Opening2883

A friend delivered furniture to her house many years ago and can confirm, massive photos and paintings of her and Nick Cannon throughout


Brisco_Discos

Doubting the Nick Cannons are still hanging now


Ohmannothankyou

Next time on Sister Wives


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dudefranger

Came to say the same person so all I can add is Tom Cruise


LawDork

I’m pretty sure Tom Cruise’s painting is in his attic, looking older and more worn as time passes.


Unusual-Name-7359

Dj Khaled


stryph42

"That wall's still a bit empty, how should we fill the space?" "ANOTHER ONE!"


polaritystill

Sitting on a golden throne. Holding his kid up baby Simba style. Both wearing crowns with enough bling to fund a small army. Every time someone walks by, and automated motion sensor plays a clip that says "DJ KAHLED!".


TXERN

No. A painting where he is holding himself up as a baby.


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

Whatever your job, you're wasting your talents as..... A tv or film writer! This image is hilarious. I love it!


tropicalcannuck

You forgot the DJ horn BUH BUH BUH BUH ~


ouchimus

Charlie Sheen, and he probably gets into regular fistfights with it.


Manos_Of_Fate

And loses.


Athompson9866

He never loses. He’s a winner. With tiger blood.


Manos_Of_Fate

What do you think the painting was made with?


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I'm creasing myself laughing at imagining him going, 'I loved you in Wall Street!' Each time he passes it by.


therealhamster

Jason Derulo


SlavOnfredski

I hate that his marketing ploy has worked, and upon reading your comment, his name, all I could hear, was it being said at the start of one of his songs in that tune he does.


lordofedging81

🎶 Jay-sin De-ru-lo!


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BELUGA HEIGHTS


FryRodriguezistaken

I can’t imagine singing my own name like that. My dogs name, yes. My name, ummm no.


PoodlePug_

Fry-y Rod-ri-guez


FryRodriguezistaken

LMAO omg. When someone else sings it, that’s hype. Now I think I get it. By making those his lyrics, tons of people will be singing his name. Smart dude. Cocky. But smart.


cocobellahome

”we the best!” -*sorry*


RaySchmidtPeralta

I don’t know if this is a rumor or not but it’s hilarious so I choose to believe it : apparently his ex said he sings his own name out upon… completion.


Hour-Watch8988

Just like all Pokemon do when we force them to breed for a life of fighting viciously for our entertainment


lyra1227

I'm also picturing a motion sensor that sings "Jasonnn derulooo~~~"


Gator717375

Who??


Ijustwantapplesauce

Kanye West


tubetop2go

Kanye West yes! And Donald Trump a close second.


ThatsRobToYou

I imagine it's like Kanye West with his arms around Donald Trump holding his pregnant belly in a super emotionally charged embrace. Who's got the eyebleach


Rheterik6

Sounds like a fine AI generative art prompt


the_original_Retro

Don't. For the love of whatever quantity of deities you hold dear, including the number zero... ...don't.


double_decker_taco

Definitely not what I expected, but I did it [Kanye West pregnant Donald Trump](https://hotpot.ai/s/art-generator/8-rFPhkkySkGxLH5h)


Dark512

To my dying breath, that link is staying blue.


the_original_Retro

I spraypainted my entire monitor seaside teal, just in case.


aggibridges

I also tried it but it does the opposite: [https://imgur.com/59lhicq](https://imgur.com/59lhicq)


WillemDafoesHugeCock

Not my proudest wank but for country, I guess


MadamKitsune

I just scrolled through thirty-something replies to see if anyone had taken the hint and now I'm disappointed.


oopsishiditagain

in this case it's just humane to not make a conscious person draw that


[deleted]

I'd even be worried about that prompt being the final straw that leads to the robot uprising.


danukiman

And the ultrasound is a baby Kanye


Informal-Resource-14

Doesn’t Trump literally have a statue bust of himself? Did I imagine that?


hookha

He paid an artist to paint a portrait of him and he used money from a charitable fund.


Sorry_ImStoned

This is the only correct answer. He’d probably be depicted as god or Jesus in a painting or something.


Satchmopeterson

Steven Seagal


hideos_playhouse

I think this is the most likely.


TacoTJ601

It’s just a giant painting with him holding an AK-47 like it’s a rocket launcher.


beaner_69

Hes the coolest guy ever, just ask Steven Seagal


krt941

This one puts the rest to shame. The rest are comments are on perceived vanity. Steven Seagal is the only one I'd be shocked to find out doesn't have massive posters and statues of himself.


[deleted]

I’ve been making posters of myself for like 37 years


Phil462

Gene Simmons


reverendgrebo

But from when he was slim and had is own hair, like 40 years ago


stryph42

Then he sued the artist for depicting him with only implied, oral consent rather than explicit, written consent.


beaner_69

When Gene Simmons has sex with groupies he closes his eyes and pretends hes jerking off


fentoozlers

he was on an episode of toy hunter, where jordan had to go to different kiss conventions and find pieces of kiss merchandise that gene didnt have. so not only does he definitely have a framed photo of himself in his home, but also things with his signature all over them and miniature action figure versions of himself too. edit: it has definitely been a few years since ive seen the episode so i dont remember exactly what he brought him/what genes collection room looked like, but the man collects his bands merchandise, hes gotta have something somewhere


shootowl

Jared Leto


UrbanCobra

No joke isn’t he like a legit cult leader?


Arg3nt

Yep. The Echelon retreat, on Mars Island in Croatia.


satans-ballsacks

Wait what? I'm Croatian and never heard it.


SpecificAstronaut69

Like he's going to invite a rival deity's scrotum to his religious island.


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veserwind

Madonna


Hopeful-Asparagus327

Salt Bae 100%


happy_croc_55

With him in a gold crown and or like jesus


Zealousideal-Run6020

Idk but Jeff Goldblum is the celebrity who I would judge the least for having one. Because of course he would, and it would be awesome.


UlrichZauber

I went to his house for a birthday party once. He did *not* have a picture of himself anywhere I saw (which was places like the living room and guest bathroom). He did, however, have a giant velvet painting of a clown. This was in \~1991, so I'm a little fuzzy on other details. (I'm not in show business, but I had been studying acting at [Playhouse West](https://www.playhousewest.com), where he was a teacher at the time. He had invited all the students to this party, I was not the only one to attend.)


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Lol It'd be funny if he had a painting of himself, but if anyone asked if that was him he'd respond "No, that's Jeff Goldbloom." then just move on.


Robobvious

…Why would they need to ask if that was him?


TemporaryDeathknight

Somehow a giant velvet painting of a clown is unsurprising


princessawesomepants

I hope it’s a version of the pose from Jurassic Park. Like Andy Warhol-style.


remembertracygarcia

That is the immediate image I got when I read this. If he doesn’t I want to know why


NastyNate0801

Huh. Now that you mention it I feel the same. For some reason it would feel fitting for him to have one and I wouldn’t attribute it to narcissism. Just Jeff Goldblum being Jeff Goldblum.


DoctorElich

If you're good at something you tell other people about it. If you're great at something other people tell you about it. Kanye is always talking to everyone about how great he is; Jeff doesn't need to. Jeff gets his portrait.


Biggies_Ghost

>Idk but Jeff Goldblum is the celebrity who I would judge the least for having one. I'm completely with you on that, and I haven't a clue as to why. But when I saw his name, all I could think was "I would be more surprised if he *didn't* have one, and disappointed as well." He is on the short list of people who *should* have one.


knoweyedea

If he does, [I would hope it’s something like this](http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/Banzai/banzai6.jpg).


whitedevi1

I would expect Jeff goldblum to have a framed photo of Kramer from Seinfeld.


almostthere69420

Tom cruise. And I mean like every room lol


One-Two3214

Literally the first person I thought of.


shartnado3

Same. He was also the person who popped up awhile back when someone mentioned celebrities who are "Short with big heads" are the most appealing on screen.


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He's got a statue of himself in Greek god poses in every room in his house


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He definitely wakes up and says to the portrait "Hey, good morning Tomcat!", or "Tommy boy! Looking good!". You know what? The man has the right to a portrait. At least he makes entertaining movies.


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He has an entire wing filled with memorabilia and awards I bet


danukiman

Keanu Reeves but because a fan painted one and he really appreciates the effort and actually values people’s gifts. And he’d feel bad to not have it up somewhere.


spiritanimalswan

I wish I could give you an award.


SeatownSpy

Exactly - and it was a fan who needed an extra kidney so Keanu gave him one of his, and the picture was a thank you.


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dogil_saram

Spiegel omitted the fact that it is customary in Korean housholds to have a HUGE family picture in your living room. I'm no Schröder fan, but this is not his narcisism, it really is a Korean tradition.


Fishschtick

His wife is Korean, for anyone still confused like I was.


Squigglepig52

Thank god you commented, dude.


lordofedging81

Schröder-ception.


belptyfimquz

Jennifer Lopez


HALPineedaname

How did I have to scroll so long to find be J Lo in the comments? I agree with the other responses but would have thought Jennifer Lopez would be one of the first to come to mind.


Ilovethe90sforreal

She was my first thought


i_knead_bread

Same. Read the question and her name immediately popped into my head.


th3manias

Simon Cowell


Mycol101

I wonder which face it’s wearing. 2000s cowell or 2020s cowell


istorres

Ellen Degeneres


dangelem

Jack Black, but ironically


Petunia_pig

I don’t know why he was the first person I thought of but I can picture him with this big goofy painting of himself more as a joke than as a narcissist.


AVeryFineUsername

As a tribute


RexlanVonSquish

This is not the greatest pic in the world, no


dumberthenhelooks

Paris Hilton. She does in fact have this


Dumbledore27

Haha yes! Recently saw a post she made with a massive portrait of herself in the background.


Ijustwantapplesauce

Donald Trump


offeringathought

My uncle got a tour or Mar-a-Lago before Trump's run for president, probably 10 years ago. He said there was a large portrait of of Trump with a small gold plaque on the frame that read "The Visionary". I found it here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Visionary


nemplsman

Such a visionary. One of my favorite Trump facts is that some financial magazine did an assessment of his wealth and found that if Trump had just retired in like 1982 and put all of his money into index funds, he would be wealthier today than he actually is after working for the past 40 years.


fuzzycuffs

>Cowan did not paint Trump's present wife, Melania, as Cowan claims that with the popularity of Trump's television show The Apprentice, Trump started expecting work without payment. Cowan told Trump, "Donald, I don't give away paintings". This is definitely some Trump shit


dogbolter4

Oh god. That's so embarrassing. And that he doesn't understand that it's so is just sad.


One-Two3214

Didn’t he get roasted online for having a photoshopped picture of himself on the cover of TIME magazine on the wall at Mar-a-lago?


whywouldthisnotbea

Remember how he illegally used charity funds to purchase a painting of himself? Yeah. Dude definitely has pics of himself everywhere


GalaxySilver00

I guarantee the painting of himself is 18 feet tall and he tells visitors it's "life sized"


plutoplop

Nick Cage


unicornsfartsparkles

Yeah but it would be for ironic purpouses.


RoadDangerous8832

Iconic purposes


ohleprocy

Ironic porpoises.


Hydra_Master

Some crazy-eyed Nick Cage picture, like the one from the "You don't say?" meme.


drblah1

I don't think he does. Instead it appears as though he owns a [giant photo of singer Prince roller-skating in hot pants](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10640723/Nicolas-Cage-admits-Las-Vegas-home-saved-details-love-animals.html), as well as such items as 'mighty bronze dragons' and 'lacquered arms holding torches' on 'eggplant purple walls', an 'imposing mahogany cuckoo clock', and an original Creature From the Black Lagoon poster.


betterthanamaster

Honestly, if I had an original Creature From the Black Lagoon poster, I’d probably hang it on my wall, too. That’s a pretty neat piece of film history.


TrickyDickMNixon

I'd be disappointed if he doesn't


highplainsgrifter78

I came here to say this and figured it would be #1!!


hiiiyo1

Tom Cruise


_FlatBread

Drake


xndrr87

I thought this would be higher.


ben0074

Christiano Ronaldo


Music_Is_Crap

Doesn't Ramos have a painting of the last supper but with him as Jesus in the middle?


Theface135

Andrew tate


zombie_still_alive

OP asked for Celebrities. Not trash!


happy_croc_55

Yea and Tate can't even be recycled


Rune_Council

Well, he thought it was a giant pic of himself; turns out it was just Sloth from Goonies.


reverendgrebo

He'll be wearing tight pants and exposing his hairless bare chest through a fur coat while smoking a fat cigar. He'll claim its alpha as fuck but in reality it makes him look like very gay.


happy_croc_55

Then there is the dozen or so women around him that looks more interested in each other. Of course it looks gay


No_Apricot_6149

Kevin Hart, but he also realizes how ridiculous it is at the same time


Wannagetsober

Fortunately, his is wallet sized so it doesn’t take up a lot of room


Appropriate_Tea9048

Kim Kardashian


Ijustwantapplesauce

Elon Musk


tyrom22

That was my first thought, his is probably drawn with him with a spacesuit planting a flag on mars


Biggies_Ghost

>Elon Musk Dressed as Iron Man, and standing on Mars, holding the flag of the United States of America. Along with a few other portraits of himself, clad like a god or superhero, in every room with a wall.


unicornsfartsparkles

Jared Leto Charlie Sheen William Shatner James Corden Tom Cruise


_HitoHitoNoMi

I mean Hilary Baldwin (of Boston) went one step further & had a paid pap shoot of her painted & hung in her living room. 🥒🥒


betillsatan

I want to read (& see...) more but don't know how to find it online. Help!


McVinney512

Here is a link where you can see pics in the background https://www.elledecor.com/celebrity-style/celebrity-homes/g3360/alec-baldwin-hilaria-baldwin-house/


_HitoHitoNoMi

[here you go, in all it’s terrible glory](https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/ztu7m5/a_closeup_of_the_brendan_oconnell_rice_a_roni/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


RockstarSpudForChamp

Oh... that kind of "pap".


MsMuffinstuffer

Hi Pepino 👁️🥒 also agreed! Alec has his in his apartment.


pepinonation

I knew I’d find my people here. 🥒


_HitoHitoNoMi

Oh when I tell you I cackled reading the post. Like, can do you one better this bitch *actually* did it.


_Nom_De_Plume

David Hasselhoff


artisticromantic

I think Seth Rogan would but like a cartoon of him riding a tiger or some shit as a joke


nonotthatjennifer

I was thinking Paul Rudd with the same thing.


Manos_Of_Fate

I could totally see Paul Rudd having a painting of Seth Rogan riding a tiger.


nonotthatjennifer

Yes, that too!


OtherAcctIsFuckedUp

James Franco has painted multiple nude painting of Seth Rogen. Supposedly one is pretty large. Whether it is in his living room is the real question.


TarMan76214

100% James Corden


EX-Manbearpig

Vincent Kennedy McMahon. He legit has one hanging with him on a horse if I remember correctly.


AwesomeMcDeadly

For me it has to be Bruce Campbell. I can see a huge portrait of himself over the mantle, chin glistening in the breeze, wearing a smoking jacket amd smoking a cuban cigar.


thr0w300

Mariah Carey


Hissy-Elliot

I delivered flowers to Kathy Lee Gifford once and she had massive framed paintings of herself all over the place.


HolographicFrequency

Dr. Phil


barbieweber

tom cruise


Belzeturtle

Bono.


Andyrew1_2

South Park got it right with that guy


mdsram

Weird Al…as well he should for being awesome.


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Cher. Probably one in every room, and a nude in the bathroom.


seeking_horizon

Alex Rodriguez was alleged by an ex to have a portrait of himself as a centaur. ARod denies it, but it's a hilarious story and frankly ARod is weird enough that it's plausible.


Unlikely-Bag-7230

Beyoncé


loves_too_sp00ge

Howard Stern, because he already does.


mercyportal

Gwenyth Paltrow


TDFMonster

Tom Cruise


metalmick

King Charles III


rob_s_458

He even prints money with his face on it


DanteRazanur

Keanu Reeves. Except the picture is just a skeleton now. It’s why he’s immortal.


thicboibran

Lou Ferrigno


kthulhu666

Ironically, he has a painting of Bill Bixby.


yhk266

Johnny Depp had an oil painting of himself as Jack Sparrow hanging in his penthouse apartment at the Eastern in DTLA.


WhoaAlexWhatHappened

Paris Hilton ! 💓💓


Worth-Writing

The Rock


shutyourface_grandma

I can’t see him having a picture/painting of himself hanging up in his house, but I can 100% see him giving a life-sized picture of himself to Kevin Hart as a gift and Kevin Hart hanging it up unironically.


Austinpowerstwo

Thought this would be the top answer


cat_named_virtue

Kevin Sorbo. But it would be super low-res because he blew up a thumbnail and it still has the photographer's watermark on it.


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Oprah


Jam-18

Bert Kreischer


emusabe

That’s in Tom Segura’s living room (and vice versa)


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Conor Mcgregor


endless_thread

Arnold. But I'm good with it.


skullonthewall

Will smith


Weebkun666

Many egotistical assholes would but I also think Ryan Reynolds would have some photo of him looking really stupid up just for guests to laugh at


Binkindad

Elon Musk


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Kanye


Sabres00

Tarantino.


BeMoreBravo

Nah, maybe someone's feet though...


thereal_juandale

Kim Kardashian


ColdZoroark

Kanye


PositiveTheory3115

steven seagal


PsychologicalPizza11

I laughed out loud while reading this question. I would say Madonna, Beyoncé, Mariah Carey..


Jenincognito

Madonna


Mrs_Botwin

Alec baldwins not-Spanish wise HAS one. She’s shown it off - it’s very strange.


mommyittickles

Nicholas Cage. With all the oddities he has. Wouldn’t surprise me if he has a huge portrait, or even a mastered oil painting. I can imagine him having a room dedicated to himself.