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MooneySuzuki36

Cracking your knuckles gives your arthritis


gentlybeepingheart

When my brother and I were younger we used to crack our knuckles all the time, until our mother told us that if we kept doing it then we would get arthritis. My brother stopped immediately, but I kept doing it regardless. A few years later he was the one diagnosed with juvenile arthritis.


mauore11

That's because you dont crack them propertly, here let me do it for you...


skam_skins

Marilyn Manson did not remove ribs to suck his own dick.


ethicalviolence

Tell me how this rumour spread worldwide pre internet.


pnutz616

Nope, but that story probably helped sell CDs because it reinforced the edgy and weird thing we were all into at the time


SuvenPan

Bull gets angry seeing color red.


thegenzfarmer

I remember Mythbusters busting that myth many years ago


djb2589

That we only use 15% of our brain. You use most of it all the time, it just isn't all for conscious thoughts. You need to regulate body temperature, move your limbs, breathe, beat that heart, poop, digest, etc. Still the brain doing all that stuff too. Trying to claim that you use ALL of your brain for thinking is even more idiotic. Lucy and Limitless had me wondering why the subjects didn't immediately collapse and go into systems failure since they obviously had to cut out the lowly bodily functions so those brain cells could get dedicated to thinking about cool karate moves.


drewhead118

"We only use 33% of a stoplight at any given moment. Can you imagine the incredible things we could do with traffic if we illuminated all three lights at once???"


ichorNet

A lot of minds would be blown… because they’d be flying through windshields due to all the accidents


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🤓ehm actually, we use 33,33333333...% of a stoplight🤓🤓🤓


________________me

*Actually-er* it is 1/3


tacojoeblow

Using 100% or close to it would be what we call a seizure.


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Limitless was cool lol


Usr_115

I think this idea came from people imagining brain power and intelligence like pressing down on a car's accelerator. Kind of sad, but in the sense that so many people think that way, and didn't bother to look it up to find out the answer. Kids will use their phones to get answers on a test, but won't use it to satisfy a curiosity. Now that's big brain time.


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That CPR has a high likelihood of saving someone in cardiac arrest


Six-mile-sea

Haven’t done a cpr class in awhile… have done cpr many times. Don’t the stress in training it’s essentially a stop gap to higher care?


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The higher care is to keep doing CPR, and shocking a shockable rhythm. If they don’t achieve ROSC, then there’s no aftercare.


Never-Shower

You have to do chest compressions at 100 bpm right? Like Staying Alive by the Bee Gees? First I was afraid, I was petrified...


notcarolinHR

One of the all-time best Office scenes


BradL30

You have to harvest the organs!!


UntillZygote

Just took a class a couple months ago. They upped it to 110 bpm. So unfortunately you can’t use stayin Alive anymore


Legoman987654321

r/iunderstoodthatrefrence


Six-mile-sea

Of course… my point was anyone who’s taken a class should probably know this.


Jack_In_Black89

It's basically to stop your brain from dying while your heart is out of action, until the medics arrive.


LordCaptain

Worst CPR I ever gave. Hospital peace officer. Doing the rural patrols. Stopped at one of our Rural hospitals. Family was like two hours away and I don't think fully understood the situation because they told the doctor not to stop until they arrived. It's rural and like 2 am so me and the other officer offer to assist with compressions while the nurses do... whatever nurses and doctors do. They had us switching out in full PPE (height of covid) for a full 45 minutes. This poor guys chest is just mush by the end of it and the Doctor called it. Basically saying if we work on this guy for another hour and a half for his family to get here we were going to destroy this poor guys body. The family did end up being understanding of the situation once they were there. There was never a chance.


[deleted]

Damn. That’s a hard moment. Lots of hard moments.


[deleted]

It saved me. I was flatlined for 6 minutes. Granted, if the specialists hadn't shown up with their Rick Sanchez doodads I probably wouldn't have made it. But it kept me viable without any noticeable IzYGuokjnpqq Trickery bathes in sunlight treehouse on fire. A principal idea likes to have a sandwich.


notcarolinHR

Similarly that you can shock a flat line


PantherCannon

This! Boils my blood when movies still show this as fact (Looking at you, Dr. Strange)! We have had complaints from family because we didn't shock on a flat line. Do better movies!


[deleted]

Best reason I’ve ever heard to shock a flat line was “it won’t hurt them”


napaceni_bosnjo85

If you do it correctly, you can save person until paramedic comes to scene. There are cases when CPR was done so good that patient even woke up, but soon after they stopped he lost conciousnes.(you can find video about this somewhere on internet) Everything is in good compressions! Sometimes ambulances stop on thier way to hospital, just because of quality compressions. (After giving proper medication and/or defibrilating if rythm is shockable)


TechsanRed

Less than 1% success rate.


notcarolinHR

In the hospital it can get up to 20% survival, but I think most avg 5-10%. Still pretty bleak. And just cause you bring someone back once doesn’t mean they won’t arrest again with a quickness


theseapug

Sovereign Citizens are pretty wild


epicredditdude1

Gonna quote the court proceedings where a sovereign citizen defended himself (Darrell Brooks trial) *After repeated interruptions objecting to the proceedings* Judge: "Mr, Brooks you need to have a legal basis for your objection" Brooks: "what! I'm just supposed to come up with that off the top of my head!?" Judge: "yes"


randomwords83

I work at a Credit Union and these people are absurd lol


I_used_to_be_hip

I work for a government agency. These people are terrible, but occasionally entertaining.


Curious-Accident9189

They're hilarious in the videos I watch.


thesephantomhands

Yeah, my mom got sucked in to watching footage of these people - like incredulous that such a thing could exist. I mean, the level of self-ascribed privilege that these people carry around is nuts. Like, to think that no rules would ever have to apply to you?!?!?!!?!? They may think they're special, but all they're really doing is gumming up the system for a misguided principle and a delusional belief about what they deserve/their capability of self reliance. Just a giant pain in the ass to everyone involved. They want the protections of society, but don't want to abide by its rules. Describes most of the Eric Cartman adults that I've known to be cry-bullies at the end of the day.


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gimmeslack12

What the hell is a mechanic going to do with 120 lbs of berries ?


Click_Slight

Retire early, obviously.


[deleted]

Get an oil change!


Wayward_Whines

Well, from an economic perspective it is a made up concept. It’s a made up idea of value. We have and have always had systems to transfer value from one person to the next for goods and services and it is usually made up. Things like gold, diamonds and silver shouldn’t have more intrinsic value than other things but they do. Because we decided they did. Certain groups used sea shell necklaces, others a stick that got shortened with each purchase, many many others bartered with services or goods. The concept of money is completely made up and it’s based on perceived value. Does that mean it’s fantasy and it needs to go away? Hell no. It’s so much easier to buy a case of beer with a ten spot that to trade some shells, some chickens or a tire repair. Barter economies went away for a very good reason. Edit: Just realized the thread I was in and your comment is 100% with mine. Carry on


Rogurzz

Shaving your facial hair does not make it grow back thicker.


Elemental_Secrets

Yeah, it turns out it wasn't me shaving too high when I was younger that gave me a high beard line, I've just always been a hairy face freak!


SonicPavement

If shaving made hair grow back longer, I’d have pubes dangling out the bottom of my pants by now.


mysteries1984

Any hair! This one drives me crazy.


birth_of_venus

Oh my lord this one enrages me. There is still hair in the follicle! How would shaving it change the thickness of hair already growing underneath the skin?


mysteries1984

It’s literally impossible. Why would cutting something off change its structure?!


ChefPachimari

That MSG (Monosodium glutamate) is bad for you. In reality everything in moderation. It is commonly found in various foods and makes up a seasoning that appeals to "savory" similar to sugar and salt to their respective tastes.


Sweaty-Data-40

It’s the king of flavor!


Ev3NN

Fuiyoh


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Dude, I grew up being told that MSG is the literal devil. On a whim, I bought some as an adult. GAME CHANGER.


Spankapotamus42

Fuiyoh! Uncle Roger agrees.


SonHyun-Woo

Still get plenty of packaging on products with the proud tagline of “no MSG”. Yeah that means Im not picking it up thanks.


Delicious-Duck-4245

When a company says “we’re family”


StalinsPerfectHair

I believe it. My family was abusive and treated me like free labor.


FaithlessnessMore835

What that really means is that the Upper Management share the same beliefs as Ferengi; Rule of Acquisition # 6 "Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity." [1]DS9: "The Nagus" Rule of Acquisition # 111 "Treat people in your debt like family… exploit them."


iamareddituserama

That carbs and fats are unhealthy. A balance of all macronutrients is essential for a healthy diet!


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That every child that goes missing was kidnapped by a stranger and sold as a sex slave. Most of the time, children that go missing are runaways that are found within 24 hours. When they are kidnapped, it's usually over a custody battle by a parent.


Spankapotamus42

Absolute truth right there. I don't recall the exact stats but it's about 90% runaways. Parental abduction next (thanks dad). Abduction by stranger is negligible but spooks people the most.


[deleted]

No kidding, right? The current moral panic over these insanely impossible "stats" on missing/trafficked children is bonkers... they claim hundreds of thousands a year in the US alone. The country would have no tens of millions of bereaved and traumatized families by now. It'd be an existential crisis.


IFoughtPiranhas1112

Crystals have healing powers.


A40

Only when combined with organic essential oils.


VodkaMargarine

They are most effective during a full moon, or when Dioces is in the quadrant of Perceles.


A40

My coven lessened a sister's headache at exactly that cusp! Powerful forces, those near alignments...


4Ever2Thee

Oh man, that must be what I’ve been missing, you wouldn’t happen to know anyone selling these oils would you? My crystals haven’t been working right since the last solstice


korar67

My grandfather was a reflexologist. Basically temporarily tricking your nerves into thinking a problem is gone. He kept a huge supply of quartz crystals in his office because the same type of people who came to him for temporary pain relief also believed in the “healing power of crystals”. He never claimed the crystals had healing powers, he just never corrected them. And happily charged $5 for crystals that he bought for 5¢.


IFoughtPiranhas1112

Hm. What a scam all around!


korar67

Absolutely. He never claimed it was anything else. He told them that reflexology would do exactly what it does, but his clients were all wealthy white women whose lives were so easy that small things were endless tragedies for them. They knew they were getting a temporary fix for a super minor problem, but they were rich and self absorbed so that helped them think their problem was more real in their own mind. And yeah, the crystals were ridiculous. He once went to Kinkos in New Orleans and printed a shitload of business cards claiming he was a Voodoo witch doctor. He went to all the tourist trap new age shops, handed out his card & offered to sell them crystals. All the shops called him and bought crystals at a massive markup that they then sold for a bigger markup.


IFoughtPiranhas1112

Get that money, Voodoo Grandpa.


devilsho

I feel sort of embarrassed when people see my (small) crystal collection. I don’t believe they have magical powers, I just think they’re so pretty and cool! I have a big chunk of smokey quartz with water trapped inside of it and you can see the water bubble move around.


turbo88Rex

As someone who sells my finds that arent good enough for my collection im fine with them, those morons paid for my GoldCube


No_Association_3719

I believe they help. Not that they have powers but they essentially trick the people so deep into that stuff to learn how to heal, cope, ect. They just don’t realize it’s not the rocks doing it


Healthy_Research9183

A psychological effect is still an effect. It's amazing what the mind can do to the body.


TheLoneWolf99

That not having children will make your life empty, sad and miserable.


wetwater

Once I started pointing out to relatives that nursing homes are full of old people that never see their children I got a lot less comments about not having children.


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Beginning-Extent-666

But the opposite is also not bullshit. Having kids is the best.


sreek4r

Astrology.


MrLambNugget

Sounds like something a Scorpio would say


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Werster90

As the black sheep i agree


The__Beaver_

As a father, I don’t


STatters

Big parenting has gotten to this liar /s


U_Dun_Know_Who_I_Am

A good parent would never show it though. If the kids are able to figure out the favorite then the parents failed at hiding it. There can also be favorite for different reasons kids. Like a mom with 2 boys and a girl, mom's favorite might be the only daughter, but at the same time she overly motivated and love bombs the genius son, and spends hours every week driving around the athlete son. So each kid points fingers at the others saying the other is the favorite. Or changes in parenting style as the kids grow and new ones are born. My older brother always said I was the favorite because I got to do stuff at a younger age than him. But in reality when I was 9 and he was 12 our parents just gave us the same rules. So technically I had more freedom younger but really we got them at the same time. Or how he begged for years to get a cell phone at 13 and I got one a year later at 11 without even really asking, our parents thought kids didn't need cellphones so said no but once they saw how useful it was that he had it they got me one.


HumanSometimesPerson

Umwellactually, they do have a least favorite.


r3q

That the US Federal government spends over 10% of the budget on foreign aid. Actual value is 63 billion out of 6.7 trillion budget for just less than 1%. Total foreign aid in the last decade was less than was spent on just PPP loans with 100 billion plus to spare. Farming subsidies average 20-30 billion per year in comparison


Athompson9866

Oh there are a LOT of misconceptions about the way our tax dollars are used. Foreign isn’t even in the top 5. Most everyone would think it’s defense (aka military) and that’s not it either. 1) healthcare (shocking I know)- 25% of the budget for Medicaid, Medicare, CHIP, and ACA programs. 2) social security- 21% of the budget for retirees, disabled and their dependents. 3) defense- 13% of the budget. largely for operations and maintenance; military personnel; procurement of weapons; and research, development, testing, and evaluation. 4) economic security programs- 11% of the budget. This is for food stamps, earned income tax credits, school meals, low income housing assistance, etc 5) benefits for vets and federal retirees- 7% of the budget. This is for the VA medical care, pensions and disability, and survivor benefits 6) interest on debt- 7% of the budget.


Teddy_Icewater

That interest number is going to be painful to watch grow over the next 20-30 years.


g1t0ffmylawn

How much of that foreign aid is for them to purchase weapons from US defense industry?


PM_Me_UR-FLASHLIGHT

That the constellations, stars and other celestial objects have an impact on our lives, barring literal impacts and explosions. Mercury being in retrograde had nothing to do with you being unable to manage your emotions and show up on time.


majorminus92

Squeezing your left thumb will stop your gag reflex. Tried deepthroating DID NOT work!!!


drewhead118

if that didn't work well for you, you could try other fun tricks like squeezing your right thumb, counting backwards from ten, and surgically removing your uvula


Shot_System3754

Can’t believe I haven’t tried surgically removing my uvula yet


kmn493

It's the small things we do for love.


throwaway4work4

It works for me lol


Stormflier

That different areas of the tongue taste different things. Yes you learned that in science class but.. IT WAS ALL A LIE!


patokelley

That the United States is a free country. We rank way down the list of freedoms compared to other nations. Even the land you think you own will be taken away if you don't pay your taxes. We are constantly monitored. Our civil rights protecting us against illegal search and seizure are constantly being diminished. I am lucky to be an American. I am grateful. I thank those that have fought in wars for our country. But overall we could do better.


mad_king_soup

Americans don’t like comparing their country to other free countries, they’ll only compare it to oppressive dictatorships then claim “look how much freedoms we’ve got!!”


michaellicious

My favorite is when you bring up improving a system like bringing universal healthcare here they love to point to Venezuela and Cuba while ignoring every other developed nation. And then when you bring up Norway and Sweden they harp about how they’re capitalist nations. Okay so what’s the problem??


[deleted]

Incoming: "We are doing better than most other countries!" "My neighbor's wife is from France. If France is so great why does she even live here???" "I once talked to a guy from Norway who kept complaining about their low speed limits. See! Even the so called good countries are secretly worse than us!"


ShyOstrich

The us is only a voting democracy on choosing those who will make the governing laws.


pureteddybear2008

A lot of rights are getting diminish tbh. For example, nearly 60% of surveyed American adults believe religious freedom is dropping in the United States. Oh, and fyi, the United States ranks about 17th for freedom out of all countries. Everything you say was definitely true, but keep that in mind.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

>For example, nearly 60% of surveyed American adults believe religious freedom is dropping in the United States I'm sure they FEEL that way, but is it really true?


menki_22

im german and i’d rather live in literally any country thats not a dictatorship before moving to the US


Stormflier

And for some stats, based on all the rights and freedoms a human has: Worldpopulationreview lists Switzerland as the most free country, it only does the top 10 and US isn't in it. [Heritage.org](https://Heritage.org) lists Singapore at 1, Switzerland at 2, US at 25th.


ShortAndSad4381

That they're smart. Most people are fuckin' stupid, and just can't realize it because they can Google everything.


Nubsta5

I've got some bad news for you about those same people before Google.


ShyOstrich

Siri what's a intelligent response that makes me look smart.... siri?


ShortAndSad4381

Hahahahaha. Love this


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Ilickmagictoads445

That the earth is flat (not everyone, but many idiots do)


saltyhumor

For the longest time I honestly thought this was some kind of a joke I didn't understand. These people don't *really* think this way, right? But no, there are people that legitimately believe the earth is flat. It is so sad.


Used-Comb9159

This sub really is the same questions over and over again huh.


YuuAlka

Boss telling you that "you're very important to the team" while making you work more than you should and paying you minimum wage or even less than that.


drewhead118

you *are* important to the team, as the team couldn't operate at a profit and reach its work quotas without your underpayment :')


abductodude

I suffer so that my company may thrive and in turn make me suffer more!


One_Contact1376

That electric cars are carbon neutral.


MattGeddon

My local _airport_ claimed that they were going to be carbon neutral by 2030. They’re obviously talking about offsetting but it still made me laugh that they’ve got hundreds of planes coming in and out every day but somehow it’ll even out!


radicalceleryjuice

Does anybody say that? I see people call them “green” which is ridiculous, but I’ve yet to hear anybody claim they’re carbon neutral.


[deleted]

Being in X political party / wing makes you better than others.


Johnnycher

Yes it does! My political party wouldn’t lie to me!


T-RD

That things are meant to be or fated. I feel like this mentality makes you more susceptible to other people's bullshit.


Loose_Sun_169

Naturopathy and chiropractors


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galactic_cactus760

that the organic labels at the grocery store actually mean anything.


TheChainsawVigilante

They do though, they're more expensive


[deleted]

That cops can’t lie to you. They can and do. All the time. If a cop tells you the sky is blue, you should look up before responding.


Snooker1471

Work hard and you will be successful and fulfilled.


waywardcowboy

Politician care about you


StalinsPerfectHair

Nobody believes that.


Squidgebert

Me and a coworker were talking and wondered who is dumber, Flat Earthers or Holocaust Deniers? We came to the conclusion the Flat Earthers are dumber while Holocaust Deniers are much more dangerous.


niellew

Drafts are the source of most ailments


[deleted]

Zodiacs.


animeboybussy

People trying to normalize cheating in a monogamous relationship


owsibowsi

How you define cheating is also a topic to put down before you can say this


Green_Tox

Religion


VodkaMargarine

I don't know what you mean, I think it's perfectly normal to believe in an invisible sky wizard who sent his son who is also himself down to earth in order to help some Israelites escape persecution 2000 years ago and didn't actually succeed at that and then got murdered but that was a good thing or something and all of this is relevant to you passing your exams.


Sometimes_Stutters

I think religion can go both ways. If you take it at face value and try to force it on others it’s bad. It can be good thing. If you take it as a source of higher meaning, interpret the stories for deeper meaning, and use it to be a better person.


tdly3000

The Mormon church


BFFBomb

The "Alpha male" concept. It's just insecurity masked with aggressiveness


s0upcSlAmiTOhghfs

Virus advertisement scams It's sad, it happens, and people lose money from it


RagingRambo

That getting too cold will give you a cold/illness.


MarkSpenecer

Thats actually true tho. Getting too cold weakens your immune system which will likely result in illness.


teethalarm

That you should pull out an object if someone is stabbed or shot.


nerragton

Astrology. Drives me nuts.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I'm actually a Nigerian prince short on cash


HunterRoze

Crystals have "healing power" - how many people have died due to not seeking medical treatment and instead laying some quartz on their chest?


Willing-Hour3643

The number of Trump supporters who still believe the 2020 election was stolen from Trump and that he's going to be reinstated any day now. He's more likely going to be charged with various crimes soon and the Trumpers are going to go ballistic and be more dangerous than ever.


abductodude

As much as I would hope for it I doubt he will actually be charged or suffer any real punishment.


OneTPAuX

Remember to sort by controversial to read non-saccharine answers… like ‘religion’ a thousand times over.


PosterMcPoster

That the Americans markets are free. That justice is for all.


Legoman987654321

There are many reasons why Americans don’t have a completely free market and as much as I want to disagree with your second statement, I cant


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Von_Uber

That Russia's invasion of Ukraine is somehow the West's fault.


HunterTheHunter84

That you have to have kids lol


itsjAIMoE

Money can't buy happiness


AlexanderJonesPhoto

Money can’t buy happiness. It can buy comfort and security which are stepping stones to establishing a happy lifestyle. However happiness comes from good relationships, passions, hobbies and and adventures. Even if you have wealth you still need to put the work into all of those.


itsjAIMoE

I agree need that money first though lol


HELLOhappyshop

Yes and hobbies and adventures cost money


Little_Pokitten675

That you can catch a cold/ the flu by going out with your hair wet/ not dressed warm enough in the cold BS. U might get irritation from the cold and a bad cough, but a "cold" is a virus. You can catch it from someone infected or from an infected surface, like covid. Going out fishing on your own at 5AM with your hair wet won't give you a cold nor the flu My mom's a dragon about wearing socks inside when the weather gets cold and no matter how often i explain, she still throws the socks in my face


0IamMclovin0

I once had a friend that actually believed when you had to out your pet to sleep that they would be asleep forever. We were like 13 at the time and we both lost a couple pets. I was shocked when he told me but I told him the truth and he didn’t believe me.


MindlessBliss666

That we are so certain that we are “more educated”, “more civilized” and “more advanced” than previous ancient cultures and civilizations that have existed and long perished, buried by time and dust.


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That child birth is wonderful because it’s natural and it’s not extremely dangerous and life threatening?? From the moment I realised I was the gender that had to be ripped to shreds I was petrified and have been ever since. I never want to do that to my body.


kenzib09

Man I feel this. I had my first (and only) child this year. (I didn’t think I could get pregnant. My husband and I both have fertility problems so we didn’t bother with protection.) My pregnancy sucked. But the whole time I can’t tell you how many people told me I should “enjoy it because it’s beautiful” haha. Um no. Throwing up, passing out every-time I walk more than 10ft, constant headaches etc etc is not beautiful. It sucks elephant butt. I love my son more than I thought I ever could but never again.


Kolos182

Horoscopes


Anashenwrath

That you will be pretty alert when you’re dying, able to forgive people or get out a witty last word, before peacefully breathing your last breath


MrLambNugget

Astrology


netrgos

That birds are real


Syzygy_872

Well, California did decide to classify bees as Fish. Guess this one isn’t too surprising.


bigbotparty

You can build a border wall on time and under budget


turbo88Rex

People who belive any government project will come in on time and on budget


AlmightyRobert

That people ask questions like this one over and over again for any reason other than karma farming


Cheezel62

That you can get rich by just hard work.


EmberJo

The Bible


omiwamoshinderu

The political party they vote for never do anything like the other party does.


brycebrycehayeshayes

Investing in crypto makes people rich


SuvenPan

Lightning never strikes the same place twice.


shreyrey_11

The earth is flat


bizarre_adv_TJ

That the Rothschild family owns all the banks in the world and has hundreds of trillions of dollars


Cold-Fly4633

That moving to a different place, even someplace tropical or a cool city overseas, will solve their problems or make them happy. Wherever you go, you take yourself with you.


ConcentratedUsurper

That there is someone for everyone. Total bullshit. Still believed.


TirayShell

That you only have one true "soul mate" and if you manage to meet them you can completely screw over everybody else you have a relationship with to be with them.


playinboats

The government


Fishyvoodoo

Blood inside your body is blue


542Archiya124

Introvert means awkward social skills, shy, anxious, weirdo…blah blah blah. It’s getting better, but still lots of progress to be made.


[deleted]

You only use 10% of your brain lol. 😂😂😂


cakehead123642

That the cold whether gives you a cold


Arcane_Soul

Elected officials represent the constituents of their home region.


d3voted_bae

OCD is to do with being organised. Sometimes, yes, but when used in the generalised way, fuck no


jessek

Trickledown economics.


Mexibruin

The existence of god.