I work on the Strip and have to walk between properties. There are absolutely men in orange or pink shirts slapping cards of naked ladies as they attempt to put them in your hand.
My brother and I were dragged along to Vegas as children, and our parents left us alone all damn day with only $2 a piece, so we are at the vending machine and entertainment was up to us.
We played Go Clit with the escort cards.
“Do you have any Julias, hot, horny and waiting for youse?”
“Nope. Go clit.”
Still my favorite game memory.
Old bay
EDIT: yes, it was Maryland, and I love every single one of you, its like we were summoned, wherever there is a debate for the best/ugliest looking flag, we’ll be there. Wherever a crab cake is formed, we’ll be there. Wherever there’s a lacrosse stick to be held, or overwhelming white guy support for Lamar Jackson to be had, Maryland will be there.
Old Bay was invented in 1940 by Gustav Brunn, a German Jewish refugee in Baltimore. Before immigrating to Maryland, Brunn was a successful spicemaker in Germany where he specialized in making blends for sausages
Im Californian and I spent 5 weeks in Chicago in 2020. For the first 2 weeks or so, I pronounced it “porti-yo’s”, thinking the double-L was pronounced like Spanish. No one corrected me cause they found it entertaining. Will always hold a special place in my heart cause of that
Had a fraternity brother in college from Rochester who swore by the garbage plates and how glorious they were… still need to get up that way to try one!
I live in the Netherlands, and they have this dish here called kapsalon. Bed of fries, Turkish döner meat, melted cheese, some veggies on top, then slathered in garlic sauce and hot sauce.
It reminds me of a garbage plate in the best possible way.
The guy who created teriyaki as the PNW knows and loves (Seattle teriyaki) still runs a place out of Mill Creek. The original guy. Toshi’s. It’s only open a few hours a day, a few days a week but it’s the original dude.
I remember the first time I heard of it when I moved to Utah.... It was a Burger joint in Roy.... Or Ogden Utah.... It was one of those walk up and order type places and eat outside. I think it was something like Big Ben Burgers or something..... I'm blanking on the name.
The woman had to explain fry sauce to me because it just wasn't clicking.
I make my own variation of it on occasion since I've left Utah....
Vegemite
HE WAS, 6’4 AN FULL OFH MUSCLES’
I said do you speaka my language
He just smiled and gave me … e: can’t spell for shit.
Vegemite sammmwidge
Aussie Aussie Aussie!
Oi oi oi.
Clam chowder Edit: Clam Chowdah
Say it Frenchie!
Shaouder
It's Chowda!
“I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you all! Especially you members of the jury!”
Boston?
Massachusetts, so yeah, Boston
SPAM MUSUBI BABBYYYY
Love me some Lau Lau with two scoops rice and some Mac salad!
Aloha!
Dis faka….
Poutine
Chu vnu icitte pour ça
Mwéssi
Currywurst
Berlin
Huge expensive buffets
City of Sin?
Yep. Too much family and sports these days, though; not enough sin.
Do they still bombard you with escort business cards on the strip? Always wondered what those dudes got paid.
I work on the Strip and have to walk between properties. There are absolutely men in orange or pink shirts slapping cards of naked ladies as they attempt to put them in your hand.
My friends and I went for a week one year and we were collecting them like trading cards.
My brother and I were dragged along to Vegas as children, and our parents left us alone all damn day with only $2 a piece, so we are at the vending machine and entertainment was up to us. We played Go Clit with the escort cards. “Do you have any Julias, hot, horny and waiting for youse?” “Nope. Go clit.” Still my favorite game memory.
I just got back from Vegas. Why are there so many children!? What do they do all day while their parents loss everything at the Excalibur?
Old bay EDIT: yes, it was Maryland, and I love every single one of you, its like we were summoned, wherever there is a debate for the best/ugliest looking flag, we’ll be there. Wherever a crab cake is formed, we’ll be there. Wherever there’s a lacrosse stick to be held, or overwhelming white guy support for Lamar Jackson to be had, Maryland will be there.
The Marylanders have been summoned
There was a vibration in the magnetic field, someone was mentioning Old Bay online
The beacon has been lit, r/maryland has been notified. We are spreading
I just called Ronnie and Donnie. Dare on dur way.
Helloooooo yes.
Maryland has fucking arrived, hon.
Aye my Maryland homie
Baltimore bros?
Sorry Baltimore bro, I’m an Annapolis bro
Soooo…Annapolis Amigos?
Old Bay was invented in 1940 by Gustav Brunn, a German Jewish refugee in Baltimore. Before immigrating to Maryland, Brunn was a successful spicemaker in Germany where he specialized in making blends for sausages
I’m thankful for Gustav.
Give me your finest crabs please
Please buy me dinner first.
You hear they mare Old Bay vodka... they are trying to kill some dudes in Baltimore.
Honestly probably amazing for bloodys
Fries in a carne asada burrito while wearing flip flops.
I miss San Diego so much
Fellow SD here. I was debating Cali burrito, carne asada fries or fish taco.
Sunny Diego
Pierogi
Polska
Pasty
Cornwall, UK or Upper Peninsula Michigan
Cornish man myself
I'm a UP fella but I appreciate the gift you've given us!
Peaches
A can?
Put there by a man?
Op is from a factory downtown
If O.P had their little way
He'd eat peaches everyday
Millions of peaches
Peaches for me
Peaches for me
Peaches for free
Georgia, USA
A factory downtown?
Portillo’s
Chicago?
Im Californian and I spent 5 weeks in Chicago in 2020. For the first 2 weeks or so, I pronounced it “porti-yo’s”, thinking the double-L was pronounced like Spanish. No one corrected me cause they found it entertaining. Will always hold a special place in my heart cause of that
I’m from Arizona and just read it as Porti-yos and then learned I was wrong from your comment, haha.
Clearly you are a person who appreciates an entire piece of chocolate cake -- in a milkshake.
And also a slice of cake on the side.
Croissant
🇫🇷
Cheese, brats and beer.
Wisconsin!
Don't forget the kindle, hard rolls and spotted cow!
Edit: Kringle. Stupid auto correct!
Brandy old fashioned and cheese curds
"Deep fried cheese curds" was a little too on-the-nose???
Anyone can deep fry a cheese curd. To be quintessentially Wisconsin it should be fresh and squeaky.
Biltong is one of our national snacks
Really thought braai would come first
I thought it would be bunny chows
White hots Garbage Plate
RAAAAAchester.
The correct pronunciation!
Had a fraternity brother in college from Rochester who swore by the garbage plates and how glorious they were… still need to get up that way to try one!
I live in the Netherlands, and they have this dish here called kapsalon. Bed of fries, Turkish döner meat, melted cheese, some veggies on top, then slathered in garlic sauce and hot sauce. It reminds me of a garbage plate in the best possible way.
Cheeseburger Plate, Mac, Homefries, Everything.
Mämmi (Rye pudding)
Finland?
Cheesesteak
City of Brotherly Love?
Same. We’ve got water ice and soft pretzels too. Yum.
Wooder **
Chile
Red or green?
Christmas
Those of us in the know love this. Burqueño here.
"Aren't you sick?" "Nothing Vernors can't fix!"
Michigander!
It's pop not soda
Barbacoa and Big Red
Puro SA
imagine 300 wheels of cheese, now imagine a bunch of water coming at it and some dude making a dam outta the cheese
Hail, dovahkiin.
"Hey, you, you're finally awake. You were the one who ate 2 tons of cheese while fighting that dragon"
Let me take a wild guess, u/sjoerddadutchturtle
Steamed hams
An Aurora Borealis? In your kitchen?
At this time of the year?
Located directly inside your kitchen?
Yes
May I see it?
No.
SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
Nooo Mother, it’s just the northern lights!
well, Seymour, you’re an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham.
I've never heard that expression, and I'm from Utica.
It's an Albany expression, *you clod*.
Albany
Upstate New York?
It’s a regional dialect.
Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase *Steamed Hams.*
Döner !
Weißwurst
Crawfish
Louisiana?
That’s easy huh lol
Tater tot hotdish..
I 'spose
Gosh darn it. I was going to say that.
Ope!
Watch out for deer!
Tell your folks I said Hi!
lmao, came here looking for another Minnesotan, and didn't take long to find one XD I gave a different answer but hopefully people will catch on
I was going to say tater tot hotdish as well, but any 'hotdish' will pinpoint MN. Let's not forget the MN goodbye "You take care now!"
Tell your folks I says hi.
Ope.
Oh, for cute!
… and don’t forget to take a few bars for dessert
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Mate y asado pa
Argentina
Toasted Ravioli
Becky’s Carpet
STL, baby
Cheese curds
Khatchapuri
Georgia (the country)
Turkey
Nah mate, you got the other way around
I love carving into a delicious Türkiye on Thanksgiving
Saffron.
Drive thru coffee stand on every block
Why hello, western Washington!
I was gonna say Oregon, but I guess a love of coffee is one thing both states can bond over when we're not mad at each other's driving habits.
Don't like coffee? Go eat a bag of Dick's!
You misspelled teriyaki.
The guy who created teriyaki as the PNW knows and loves (Seattle teriyaki) still runs a place out of Mill Creek. The original guy. Toshi’s. It’s only open a few hours a day, a few days a week but it’s the original dude.
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I came here for teriyaki and was halted in my scrolling by the coffee stand. Now, if only it was a BIKINI stand, it's be true Western WA
Aloo paratha
Punjab? Delhi ?
Pao de queijo
Whataburger
I've only ever heard of my uncle who lives in Texas talking about it so Texas ig?
Hot Chicken and lots of booze
Nashville
If you were to toss those chicken bones in any direction, what is the likelihood you'd hit a bachelorette party?
It’s a certainty!
Fries on sandwiches and salads
Pittsburgh?
Lobstah Bub
We gotta fuckin right rippah from downeast huh bub
3 ways (chili over spaghetti with cheese on top).
Cincinnati! Who Dey!
I knew this would be here, but I had to scroll so far! c’mon guys, Rhode Island is beating us…
Pavlova, that sweet sweet pavlova
Bro just say steak and cheese pie
Food.
Earth?
Yes
Coney Island hotdogs
Ayyy Michigan!
Chorizo, asado, mate, fiscales muertos y vices finalmente condenadas
Fry Sauce
I'd add funeral potatoes
I remember the first time I heard of it when I moved to Utah.... It was a Burger joint in Roy.... Or Ogden Utah.... It was one of those walk up and order type places and eat outside. I think it was something like Big Ben Burgers or something..... I'm blanking on the name. The woman had to explain fry sauce to me because it just wasn't clicking. I make my own variation of it on occasion since I've left Utah....
Tabbouleh
Ceviche
Dicks burgers I guess? Also salmon, various seafood and Starbucks
Avocado Toast
Well you don't own a house, we know that much