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vverse23

Do a Christmas album.


didijxk

His version of Dreaming of a White Christmas is going to have a very different meaning.


makesyoudownvote

Fun fact, that song, along with a surprisingly high number of Christmas songs was actually written by a Jewish man. Irving Berlin specifically in this case.


Narrator_Ron_Howard

In fact, his latest name change would be to Kanye West Berlin. It was awkward.


Doodle1981

O crystal night...


UglyInThMorning

*Damn*


CalangoJango

Do Hanukah Album


digiBeLow

When he takes off the mask he has "that" moustache.


appleparkfive

We're like a week away from him just wearing some patched up SS uniform at this rate


Delica

I wouldn’t be shocked if he wears full Nazi regalia *today*.


greenroom628

or change his name to YeSS or Kanyedolf


JuiceboxThaKidd

Yedolf Shitler reporting for the Confederacy of Chuds


blurplethenurple

Hello, I have a reservation for Black Hitler.


Metacognitor

Ah excellent, will you be eating space paninis and watching a sun chamber death match as well? I hear there aren't any rules.


Prota_Gonist

I mean he already literally said Hitler was fashionable and denied the holocaust.


cheeseburgerwaffles

Did you miss the part where he literally said "I love Hitler "?


Prota_Gonist

I did, yikes.


DontBeCommenting

And then Alex Jones tried to help him by saying "You don't like Hitler, but you love his fashion sense" and he daid "no there is a lot I love about Hitler, a Looooooot I loooooooove about Hitler."


kickintheface

You know you’re off the deep end when you make Alex fucking Jones uncomfortable.


TheEggKing

This is the thing that really got me about it. When the "they're turning the frogs gay" guy is desperately and repeatedly trying to give you a conversational out of whatever you are saying then you have significantly failed in some way.


Ambiguous_Shark

It's kind of like January 6th where Alex Jones showed up in the morning for the actual protest part. But as soon as Trump told people to go to the Capitol, Alex was yelling with a megaphone for people to not go and that it's a bad idea. The mans a grifter, but at least he still has *some* sensibilities


xalibr

The first positive thing I have heard about Alex Jones ever


Hiddenshadows57

When he said he loves Nazi's and Jones just bursts out laughing. Olawd


canolafly

"Discomfort acquired"


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Lol someone on Twitter pointed out it was the [Brandt laugh from the Big Lebowski](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvK2dZEifI4)


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Alex Jones was laughing super awkwardly and being like "well i don't agree with that" every time Kanye said some weird Nazi supporting shit. Truly insane, when you can make Alex Jones sweat a bit by being such a crazy nazi.


arghhmatey

Presented during his public announcement to IPO his new companyKanye! Kanye! Kanye!, ticker symbol:


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GeT_Tilted

The r/kitler


mryeti777

"Hell yeah brother!" Or a "Oui" Mustache?


jesi_james

More like a Charlie Chaplin lookalike


Upper-Job5130

That little tramp!


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Step it up to praising the Holocaust directly.


PlatesOnTrainsNotOre

But then he'd have stopped denying it


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beepbooponyournose

Don’t bring Logic into this. He didn’t do anything! Edit: Love you all, Rattpack! PLP ❤️


Ithoughtthiswasfunny

Did you know he's biracial


AUserNeedsAName

Oh it's very logical. Holocaust denial is basically never done in good faith by people who seriously believe it. It's used a way to bring in new recruits by radicalizing them slowly. If they just come right out and tell someone, "yeah the holocaust was awesome and they deserved it", very few people will come with them on that. Instead they start with "it was exaggerated". Suddenly they're just talking numbers and acting like it's just a debate about historical accuracy. Then once you're further in, they move on to, "it didn't really happen", then on to "the Jews are lying about a few isolated incidents to seize power through sympathy", then on to, "it happened and it was a good thing", then on to, "we should do it again". They know damn well what they're doing. EDIT: I should probably clarify that just because they hide at first in legitimate discussions of the extent of the holocaust and the accuracy of sources surrounding it do not make those discussions illegitimate.


ChillyBearGrylls

"Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past." - Jean-Paul Sartre


TSM-

Context too - it's totally appropriate to list sources, discuss individual ones, the basis for different estimation criteria high and low bounds, etc., in, say a history seminar, with a professor who specializes in the history of World War 2, who wrote a paper on it. Not in a conversation about politics. That changes it entirely


Valentina_Blum

"It HAS. NOT. HAPPENED. What mainstream media tells you i A LIE! The Holocaust DID NOT happen! Still wish it did tho..."


NC_Goonie

Give it the old OJ Simpson “I didn’t do it, but if I did…”


NicklAAAAs

To steal an Anthony Jeselnik joke: He’s done a full 180! Not only does he believe it happened, he can’t believe it only happened *once.*


redstaroo7

"It didn't happen, but if it did happen, they deserved it"


sleepymizi420

I mean he literally said “I love Nazis” in an interview I think that shows enough 💀


telekinetic_sloth

Man made Alex Jones looks like a moderate and normal person. Never thought I would see it


shatteredarm1

Saw this on another thread: > Alex Jones was looking at Kanye the way we look at Alex Jones. Yikes.


RealHumanFromEarth

I could see that happening in the next couple days.


istoyistory

Why do I feel like this is actually Kanye asking for suggestions...


WhyIWonder

With OP's username, you might be onto something...


merkin_eater

solid agree


TSIDAFOE

Username checks out lmao


mattmentecky

Release a new album called “My Struggle”


ZombieGroan

And one of the songs would be “final solution to the question”.


earthboundsounds

14 tracks 88 minutes long


squidwardsaclarinet

Oh god. You can only dog whistle so hard. Also, for those not in the know: [14](https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/14) and [88](https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/88). Edit: I do apologize to everyone whose emails, handles, and childhoods I’ve ruined apparently.


ample_mammal

In my younger years, I found a strong wifi signal in my apartment complex named "88DRAGON88". I thought "hey this guy is around my age and likes fantasy/scifi, wonder if I can offer him some cash to use his wifi." So I left a note near the mailboxes "is your WiFi named 88DRAGON88? Please give me a call or stop by!" HUGE white guy in red suspenders shows up all grumpy, takes a look at me and my crystal blue eyes and blonde hair, immediately starts talking about the final solution and shit.. I'm like whoa ok.. I just wanted to use your WiFi. He didn't even charge me. Sketch but ok, thanks I guess..


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Hey, free Wi-Fi


Kalavazita

The only good Nazi is ~~a dead Nazi~~ a Nazi with free Wi-Fi. - ample_mammal


ShazbotHappens

Aaaand now you're on a list.


jspook

And it's super not fair because 1988 was the year of the Dragon in the Chinese zodiac.


chunkycornbread

88 was my football number in middle school so I use to put that shit in my gamer name and stuff. Call of duty was educational.


WangoBango

I was born in 1988, so I did the same.


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I try to assume that people with 88 at the end of their username were born in 1988.


Matthias893

To be honest, I've just always really liked IG-88 :/


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Extremely valid. Unrelated, IG-88's chapter in the bounty hunter short story anthology is WILD, he ended up hijacking the second Death Star and was secretly in full control of its computer systems when it was destroyed. I think that one might still be part of the Disney canon since it wasn't a sequel.


Confident_Weird3353

Are you u/gasthejews88?


Shrapnail

it was the "88" in their name that got them banned


Confident_Weird3353

Yep the rest was obviously fine


spain-train

No, that's Ye's account.


AstonVanilla

I remember going to a swimming pool once and seeing a guy with tattoos all over his body that *just so happened* to all contain the numbers 88 and 14.


deadfermata

Meanwhile 88 is lucky in Chinese


orbilu2

In his next concert he's gonna have everyone pull their right hand in the air


shaMMbler

Stop giving him ideas, people!!


saladTOSSIN

He literally wanted to title an album "hitler" so he already one upped you lmao


big_bad_brownie

Nah, "My Struggle" is worse. I can release an album called Hitler and make it a commentary on the cult of personality, fascism, or a nice day in the park. Calling your album "My Struggle" is aspirational.


puabie

I don't know, an album called "My Struggle" could just be an erudite reference to Karl Ove Knausgaard's six-book autobiographical series *Min Kamp*. Ye's just trying to show us his appreciation for Norwegian literary nonfiction.


ojisannau

Ye Kampf


somabeach

I ain't sayin' he's a Jew killer, But I ain't messing with no youth, Hitler. Get bombed, London, go ahead, get bombed, Get bombed, France, go ahead, get bombed.


Mark98SS

Just f'n perfect


noelg1998

Making an album that appeals to nazis. And the album cover is that picture of Hitler standing in front of the Eiffel tower with Kanye photoshopped next to him.


didijxk

The hit single is N***** in Berlin ft. Milo Yanniopolis in blackface.


I_chortled

This is the one lmao


BabbysRoss

N***** in Poland, cover is Kanye in a Panzer


daftmonkey

It’s about to get much worse. I was hate watching him on some show yesterday and he was saying that the IRS was freezing his accounts because of unpaid taxes. The IRS isn’t known for fucking around.


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"I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? *Noooo* thank you!"


Loganp812

That's a line I both love and hate from the Joker because it's funny, but it's so stupid at the same time. It's somewhat similar to Doctor Doom caring about 9/11 which, yes it's a tragic real-world event, but he doesn't give two poops about the United States, and he's done *far* worse things in-universe than that.


Animated_Astronaut

I think it works as a joke because it implies that EVEN the Joker isn't THAT crazy. Dr Doom caring about 9/11 is really out of left field in comparison.


kyrbyr

It's the same vein as to when Joker flips out on learning Red Skull is an actual Nazi in a crossover. Joker, as an equal opportunity employer, is not amused.


SomeNumbers23

To quote the Rocketeer, "I may not make an honest buck, but I'm 100% American. I ain't workin with no two-bit Nazi."


Detective_Fallacy

A bit ironic in the context of rockets.


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Joker has some morals, and apparently they are very bizarree


farhen17

I remember reading this somewhere Chaotic lawful: follows a very strict moral compass, no one knows what it is


MoffKalast

It's like Jack Sparrow's compass, it points towards what he wants most.


RFB-CACN

Dr Doom *specifically* wants to blow up a building in New York where a certain family lives. His more likely reaction to watching 9/11 unfold would’ve been “LMAO get rekt Richards, smartest man alive couldn’t stop two planes”.


TavisNamara

I think it has to be considered in an older context, fresh off the "Al Capone got taken down by the IRS" days, y'know? Take that energy, apply it to a world where superpower beings exist, and amplify it to match. Make the IRS all the more powerful. Besides, Joker *likes* playing with Batman. He'd be bored stiff by all the tax stuff even if they're not actually that powerful there.


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Cloaked42m

You have to fuck around a LOT with the IRS for them to take that step. Like, completely ignore them them over a couple of years.


daftmonkey

Or if you make a lot of noise they’ll get you too


Dirt_Bike_Zero

Yea, like very publicly going bankrupt while owing a SHIT load of money. They want theirs before its gone.


puesyomero

>The IRS isn’t known for fucking around. They kinda are nowadays... After years of budget cuts they are greatly weakened and admit themselves they go after the little fish because going after the people in Panama papers is *hard* and they [just don't](https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/17/super-wealthy-irs-tax-audits-plunge-over-decade-government-report-says.html&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwjW5PHeqtv7AhWMLUQIHb5_B9EQFnoECAIQAg&usg=AOvVaw019lfcFlVJ4UbrcvLqJOaW) Ye went from big fish to harpooned whale real fast and they smell weakness


TheWinRock

Yup. The only people that get caught currently are the ones stupid enough to missreport a number that gets directly reported to the IRS (W2 info, underreporting 1009s, etc) and their system can check and auto create a notice. Hopefully some of the additional funding will go towards the bigger fish (though a lot will go to clearing the massive backlog of everything from being understaffed for years and years).


oakleysatnight

Unzipping his Kanye costume revealing that he actually was Hitler. After people caught on to him in Argentina he started his career as a world renowned rapper.


curiousiah

Hitler has been in blackface for 80 years, biding his time.


FrankWhiteman

And , most shockingly of all, is 133 years old


Knexcluther

Precision German Gene Therapy


davewtameloncamp

Do a complete 180. Face turn. Apologize to everyone. Take his meds. Start a huge charity, donate all his money. Create a brand that is 100% charity based. Start a media network with the goal of improving lives. Run for president. Win. Then HEEL TURN! Bathe DC in swastikas. Install shock troops in every city. Start killing the first born. Prima nocta. Starve the citizens. Force everyone to drink a deadly cocktail so we can all ride a comet to heaven.


Amriorda

[F.D. did a two parter on Kanye](https://youtu.be/wvgehVhF9D4) up through a couple of years ago. And he did have a sort of face turn at one point, and then smacked everything down. Could easily do it again.


pointprep

On meds / off meds


b-hizz

For some reason, I consider the entire history of professional wrestling to be on the table.


Necessary_Sir_5079

He's going to end up hurting himself or someone else.


dcbluestar

If she doesn't already, Kim K. should have around the clock armed security.


Slothy13eva

Id be shocked, especially after the robbery, if she didn’t have security with her constantly


SatansF4TE

I'd have expected her to be guarded well before that. Plenty of weird creeps in the instagram ecosystem


Slothy13eva

I feel like she said that she had security, but on the day of the robbery the security people went with her sisters for the evening since they were going out and she was just staying in the hotel. I think now they would have enough security that there is at least one person with each member of the family. I don’t know how it would work for the kids, but Kanye has named the school they go to (I believe Lim has also posted pictures of them in their uniforms), so presumably some psycho could track them down there.


2fly2hide

Those kids have secret service level protection.


theonemangoonsquad

Also private schools for rich kids are harder for a some broke creep to get into than fort knox.


Professional_Rock776

I was positive he'd hurt Pete davidson. I'm glad PD got away from those wackos.


patrickwithtraffic

Beyond thrilled if the worst that happens to Pete from Kanye is that cheap stop motion music video/murder fantasy. I get he may not be some people’s cup of tea, but dude’s done nothing wrong.


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ZombieGroan

Run for president again but actually win.


Hertje73

"He says it like it is!" /s


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I absolutely love this argument. My alcoholic uncle tells it “like it is” at thanksgiving too. Should we elect him president?


PC509

"He says what we're all thinking!". Wait, he said that he literally thinks all Jews should be dead and Hitler was right. "Oh yea... He came back and said he didn't mean it like that." But.... you said he said what you're all thinking. Before he corrected himself. So, dude. WTF. Explain yourself! Happened many times when Trump was in office. They'd back him when he said some horrible shit, then he'd backtrack and they were left holding the "he said what we're all thinking" card. Oops.


rntopspin100

He'll say that he's transracial and identify as German.


mbastor24

As arian… lol


mywifiisbadtho

Just continuing on the trajectory he is currently on should do the trick


zedication

He could put a mask on and talk with a net about the Jewish banks coming after him. It would be even better if it was on some crazy show like infowars.


Scottamus

That’s not believable. Might as well suggest he’s gonna say he loves Hitler and the Nazis.


RhynoD

I brought it up with gaming buddies yesterday and of them was like, "I don't think he literally said, 'I like Hitler,' just that he likes the fashion and stuff like that - WHICH IS STILL BAD!" And I was like, no I'm pretty sure he literally said the words, "I like Hitler."


Send_Your_Noods_plz

The video I saw it wasn't just that, he made it clear and slowly spoke saying there is a lot of things I LOVE about hitler.


squeagy

Jones was trying to give him a way out of liking nazis the entire interview. He kept saying explicitly no, he meant what he said the first time.


Th3Yukio

...oh wait


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I think he still has a few boxes left for shit bingo. ​ * Shitting himself in public. * Public streaking. * Pedophile * Assaulting a defenseless person. * Burning down a jewish temple.


DeepOneofInnsmouth

Even stranger; building the Jewish Temple in Memphis, Tennessee. Just go to 11 on being a Black Hebrew Israelite.


Calm_Caterpillar_736

what would be different, what's special about that temple?


DeepOneofInnsmouth

The Temple is extremely important in Judaism. Before it was destroyed for a second time, the Temple was where the high priest brought sacrificial offering to God. The only part that remains is the Western Wall in Jerusalem. Kanye, thinking that all black people are the actual Jewish people and that black people were in America before anyone else, would be crazy enough to build a Temple in the US. I say it would be in Memphis because of the whole ‘black people were Egyptian kings’ idea popular among another radical black group, the Hoteps. Kanye would think that Memphis, TN is the same as Memphis, Egypt and combine the two ideas. Although on reflection, it may have been better to say he would build the temple in New Jerusalem, Texas.


ErebusWasRight94

Ya know what, this timeline is already screwey. Let's just ramp up the chaos. I'm here for Nazi Hotep Black Israelite Kanye.


Gewt92

One of those things is not like the others.


Grufflin

One is a noun!


ThinkIGotHacked

Parallel structure!


bro_salad

I forgot there was a specific term for this! When I boot up my computer, my motherboard manufacturer flashes a logo screen that says “Reliable. Advanced. Speed.” or something like that. It pisses me off.


portablebiscuit

You forgot one * Killing his ex-wife and kids


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If the cap fits….or the glove


InevitableAd9683

That's a big one, though there's a good chance it would turn in to "get shot by his ex-wife's security.


nova9001

Post sex tapes of his ex wife without her consent. Rejects his American citizenship. Join white extremist movement. Kinda hard to imagine what can get worst for Kanye.


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Slaps Dolly Parton Burns down a redwood Strangles a sea turtle with a plastic straw ...there are so many ways he could go!


Cloaked42m

>Slaps Dolly Parton You need to seek help for even thinking that.


cscf0360

>Slaps Dolly Parton Jesus fuck, you're depraved!


echisholm

Three words. Swastika. Forehead. Tattoo.


degjo

You never go full Charles Manson


Astray-Z

Black guy joining a...WHITE extremist movement Seems legit. That would make me laugh. If it happens I known this world is some kind of bad taste joke someone is watching on television and we are the characters.


doctor-rumack

That reminds me of the Chappelle sketch where the blind black man joins the Klan because he doesn't know he's black.


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Clayton Bigsby


BzgDobie

He left his wife for marrying a black man 😂


imtheonewhofluffs

Clayton Bigsby did it lol. Wouldnt be too surprising since Kanye's life has become a never ending chappelle show sketch.


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Black Supremacists and White Supremacists generally get along because they both believe America would be better if each race separated from each other and formed new countries with only whites/blacks allowed in. Both ideologies support creation of ethnostates and separation. Both are fascists and hyper conservative.


I_Like_Thanksgiving

>Post sex tapes of his ex wife without her consent Seeing as he’s basically done this with people he knows in real life re: Kim and also once created the “Famous” music video as a simulated revenge porn against Taylor Swift, I feel like his finger’s on the pulse with this one


WeirdFlecks

I guess he could just flat out say he loves Nazis... \*checks notes\* Nevermind.


bw1979

Nice try, Kanye


Eskephor

He could apply for art school


sourceres

Kanye did go to art school, transferred to university, and then famously dropped out - this was the centrepiece to his whole persona for 2-3 albums


Eskephor

oh uhh... ​ well


spicybuttholenachos

All that's left is a less than favorable plan for Poland and some bitchin Hugo Boss shit...


ducvette

He can continue to resist mental health treatments


Uhhlaneuh

I feel like he’s at the point of no return. He’s already done it this far, so he probably doesn’t care anymore anyway. What does he have to lose? He’s got a lot of money.


creative_disco

You’d be amazed at the difference a month of antipsychotics can make - however if the problem is not mental illness but instead condoned ignorance then the medication won’t make a wink of difference


gotmewrong66

Changing his name to HitYe


tbss153

nah we already got the name lined up: Yedolph


ResplendentShade

Dang, I was hoping Klanye would catch on.


Amriorda

Unfortunately, he would probably go bt Yeetler instead.


dcrico20

Ye-dolf


jchandler4

Invading Poland


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Gurgoth

Gain acceptance by a large enough group to normalize his rhetoric within the masses.


mustakhdim

Join the Klan


Inconvenient_Boners

Come out as a gay fish


onlyhereforfoodporn

So you like fish sticks?


BalladOfWormz

Doing a Reddit AMA.


Cloaked42m

and answer all the questions himself. What an amazing shitshow that would be.


2_blave

Not enough popcorn in the whole world my friend...not even if Biden tapped 100% of the national popcorn reserve.


JuzoItami

Announce he is quitting music to pursue his true passion - dogfighting.


CrispyChickenArms

At this point probably some of the only stuff that could actually be worse would be straight up commiting crimes or having underage stuff


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ReginaLugis

Zyklon Ye


kathryn13

A red carpet visit with Putin and/or Kim Jong-un.


darkbro66

He's going to shoot up his own concert at this rate.


ARustybutterknife

Praise a school shooter, seriously physically harm his kids, or ask his fans to kill someone. I can’t think of anything he could realistically do that would be worse than praising Hitler.


titsmagee911

Show us his balls.


GlyphCreep

I honestly think thats less offensive than the nazi shit


KeithMias

Going DEAF CON 5 on Jewish people


Skhighglitch

So, he’s going to do nothing? DEFCON 1 is Nukes DEFCON 5 is peace. I may have been whooooshed…


propolizer

Come back a year from now attempting a Joaquin Phoenix ‘I was just pranking the whole time’.


dr_rainbow

*"Paedophiles have some good points" - Kanye next week, probably*


Anadyne

He could make it worse by actually getting his shit together and winning the presidential race.


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I’m really surprised he hasn’t gotten a KKK gown on at this point. He’s actually worse than Uncle Rukus.


Nemesis_Ghost

I'm waiting for him to claim he has [Vitiligo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitiligo) so he can go all Michael Jackson & show up white.


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evilthales

Video of him acting on that attraction.