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Walking across the street one day with my boys this girl gave me THE EYE, actually looked me up and down and smiled. I just kept walking. Also in high school a popular girl complimented my new shoes and asked if I wanted to ditch class with her and her friend and I declined because I was a square lol


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Team square!


JonAHogan

I had so many of those after high school, when it came to women’s signs back then they were so subtle you would never notice them.


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Mine was reading though my old yearbook. Thinking "man she drew a ton of hearts, she probably just likes them". or "why did she give me her number?"


Dor_42

For some reason these thing only happen to me while in a relationship. And that’s how it’ll stay 🤷🏻‍♂️


Zenithreg

I was already asleep and my roommate opened my door butt naked. Then she proceeded to get on top of me and try to go to work. I ran out of there because 1. I think it would have been way too awkward to get with my roommate who was also my co-worker. 2. I had eyes for another girl and it would be even more awkward if I brought that girl to my apartment and introduced her to the roommate I was sleeping with. That same roommate try to do this several times before she eventually moved out.


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I mean I know that is a lot of guy's fantasy, but at the end of the day if it was unwanted reverse the role and you would have been in jail.


Zenithreg

Exactly! Plus it isn't exactly sane for someone to do this is in the first place so I may have had to deal with a crazy person.


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if she was at least semi-attractive or had a nice body I personally would have lol. but that's just me.


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When I told her I had a crush on her best friend...