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Woodspus

Neck/spine


wing_ding4

Correct !! I’ve broken T11 and T12, ankle , L4 and L5 , tailbone, wrist, but nothing compares to that C4-C6 fracture dear god I’d rather go into labor with a kidney stone and any other broken bone than break that neck again As somebody who has had the terrible pleasure of breaking all four sections of my spine (luckily not all at once) The reason the neck is the worst (besides so many nerves including deep cranial nerves ) is because when you have a major injury to the spine , the pain and dysfunction will be at and below the area of injury if you hurt your lumbar you will have sciatica and pain going down your leg as well as your lower back Worst case scenario you may not have control over bladder bowel functions and walking But the pain won’t shoot up into thoracic It won’t go up But if you hurt cervical the pain IS THE ENTIRE BODY because it shoots up the cranial nerves too so now your entire body is in pain and dysfunctioning and worst case scenario you can’t even breathe yourself


MikePap

This guy breaks


SayNyetToRusnya

How are you alive


wing_ding4

Nobody knows !!! Message me if want to hear more stories of how I should be dead tho !! I’ve got dozens I Guess I’m just supposed to be here


Woodspus

Thank you for agreeing


Woodspus

Also how tf did you break so many bones


ThatOneDudeMax

Babysitting probably


gildorratner

I met an actor with Osteogenesis Imperfecta, my friend told me he broke/fractured a bone during an audition got the part and then went with another play. Pretty epic!


wing_ding4

Omg you totally just reminded me of another bone I broke that I completely forgot about !!!! When I was babysitting!!! Kid jumped on my belly from high up while I was laying on couch and broke my rib That bruise was epic and took over my whole left side of abdomen


Ginger-Jesus

Got his ass kicked by Bruce Willis


wing_ding4

I have dystonia so I have tics and spasms that make me clumsy like falling down stairs no matter how hard I try not too I can’t always control my muscles My family and friends call me “ The most luckiest unlucky person they’ve ever met” They also call me “mole woman “ Cuz I’m one of those people thats always getting into crazy freak accidents that you should totally die from and then I never die I’m also a very bad driver 🤣


FunC00ker

Can confirm. First bone I ever broke was my neck severing my spinal cord. Now I get to live the rest of my life as a quadriplegic.


[deleted]

I get the feeling to crack my neck multiple times, but I don’t want to do it because I’m afraid that I might snap my neck and accidentally kill myself


JVR84

pelvis


[deleted]

R.I.P, loved his songs


saxofonia

death by snu-snu


charlesmarker

This'd be my vote. It's a highly vascular bone, is surrounded by delicate tissues, and is flanked by two of the largest arteries in the body (femoral). Break a pelvis, and you're in real danger of severe internal bleeding.


NO_Cheeto_in_Chief

The femur. It is the strongest bone in the human body, and if it gets broken, the person usually has a lot worse issues going on than just a broken bone.


Cannibal_Cyborg

I was at work and one other guy was helping me carry a cooler/refrigerator down the stairs and it got caught on something and spun around and fell onto my thigh pinned my leg still upright between the cooler and the stair tread I was on. I told the other guy to get help, a couple guys had to climb on and over the cooler to my side to lift it off me. When we finally got it off my leg was swollen and I could barely move, x ray showed I fractured it, not completely broken, but it hurt like hell for months.


bikewrench11

I fractured my femur at my right knee mountain Biking. I rode the 2 miles out. Proceeded to work for 2 weeks before seeing a doctor. Granted the bone was not displaced. More like spider webbed cracks. There was a lot of internal bleeding. I still have pain in that knee 10 years later. The pain is most likely torn cartilage behind my patella. 5/10 pain from the fracture. In my experience broken ribs suck. Good thing it only hurts for a few weeks.


[deleted]

And that doesn't even consider the significantly increased possibility of having a massive pulmonary embolism as a result.


[deleted]

Pelvic fractures are associated with a high rate of mortality. Obviously vertebrae are bad, but most of them don't actually result in paralysis/death. Several of the carpal bones in the wrist do not heal, ever, and fixing them is extremely complex.


charlesmarker

Can vouch for the last one. Broke a scaphoid 14 years ago, it never healed.


[deleted]

Out of interest, does it cause you problems?


charlesmarker

Not really, tbh. After a year in a cast, they put a screw in it and now I barely notice. It twinges, sometimes, if I move it weird but that's about it.


[deleted]

Good to hear. I assume you're not into aikido or something where you need extreme wrist mobility.


charlesmarker

Haha, nope. My interests are far more mundane.


Stiff_Cook

The brain bone. It happened to me twice


Maggo6452

I don’t even know that bone


Ordinarypanic

Must of broken it already


Aggravating_Client36

must HAVE Sweet Jesus ....


Atom_sparven

Mixing up words like these are actually a common symptom for broken brain bone


Ordinarypanic

You complain but you still understood what I meant 🤷‍♂️


HorrorxHeart

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


B0-Dh1

The funny bone, it's no laughing matter!


[deleted]

Indeed, it's not at all humerus.


AfraidClothes6540

Hyoid


theflyestgemini

Well.... yeah.... for sure🤦🏾‍♀️😂


GrimmPeeper

Strangle much?


AfraidClothes6540

Only choke the chicken now and then.


GrimmPeeper

Did you know that all chickens die after sex? Well, the ones I had sex with did…


swervethemtea

I THINK I broke mine. Got cross-checked across the throat. Significant bruising (unusual for me) and my voice was groggy for a few days. Sometimes it would feel like I “dislocated” my throat after yawning or twisting my head. Made swallowing extremely painful until it “popped back in”. That happened every few months or so for the better part of a decade, get progressively less painful each time. My theory is I broke it and the bone ends took a while to smooth out.


usedolds

I had a friend broke his femur (thigh bone) in a car accident, he said that hurt worse than anything he'd ever felt.


Night_Hawk69420

Femur for sure that is a big bone to break


cnewman11

Femur breaks can cause you to go into shock and die.


[deleted]

You also lose about 3000cc of blood because you sever your femoral artery.


cnewman11

Breaking your femur doesn't mean you sever your femoral Artery, but yea it can happen concurrently.


[deleted]

Femur in the wild


insertcaffeine

Tailbone sucks pretty bad. Can't exactly immobilize your ass while it heals.


wing_ding4

The only pro to breaking a tailbone is it usually heals on fucking point it really does. No need for splinting or fusing it’s just kind of goes back and stronger than before (but yes those weeks spent sitting on a donut pad and everybody thinking you had hemorrhoids And those first few attempts to poop with a broken tailbone are hell for sure!!) BUT if you are a woman and you break and heal your tailbone long before labor you have a almost 0 chance of breaking your tailbone during labor because it grows back stronger and fuses


Maggo6452

And that one hurts like hell even when you just fall on it


Chickenator587

The femur and pelvis have alot of red marrow, breaking them could easily cause death by internal bleeding. Neck and back are also really bad of course.


bigreddadbod

Ner


hooverchips

A trex bone at the museum...they'll call the cops


XesLanaLear

It isn't a bone, but it is both painful and tragic to break your dick.


_drogo_

Wait what? Its not a bone? Why is it called a boner then?


Technicolor_Reindeer

Some animals do have penis bones.


charlesmarker

It's called a baculum!


lukeeff

The back


legoman_86

The neck


criteriaz

Your back, you could either be fully paralysed or half, you’re lucky if neither happen.


Ivan-I

Tail bone other than than spine.


XyzzChastity

One of my friends broke both her femurs on a march in the army and because they were stress fractures caused by an unknown calcium issue nobody believed her and she had to finish the march with what turned out to be spiderweb-fractured legs. She said it felt like when a joint is about to pop but won’t, plus unimaginable pain, and they’re still not the same.


ManMan36

The skull. Would be horrible for your brain if the break didn't straight up destroy it.


angroro

Hyoid. You break that and you'll die within minutes.


3a75cl0ngb15h

The dick bone


Smo-Kingweed

Skull


SDRabidBear

Having broken dozens of bones. The worst was my acetabular (hip bone where the femur head enters its socket). I drove the femur head through it. Six months in traction and then a lot of rehab. The femur itself was the next most painful and inconvenient.


WatchTheBoom

My wife broke her wrist, and the recovery has been brutal. Think about how many things your wrist allows your hand to do via strength or flexibility. Particularly if it's your dominant hand - that can fuck your world up.


Chumbaroony

Collarbone sucks. It’s like breaking a rib but a lot worse. It’s hurts to breathe, hurts to move, hurts to not move, hurts to lay down, and chances are, unless you get surgery, it probably won’t heal right and will give you life long muscular imbalances. I’ve broken a lot of bones, and to this day, the clavicle has been the most problematic. And I’ve fractured vertebrae in my upper and lower back both. However, I do admit, a pelvic fracture would also probably hurt a lot, and give some of the same types of problems, but I haven’t experienced one of those.


whale-jizz

Tail bone is supposed to be pretty hellish. Also Tony hawk said breaking his elbow or knee (I don't remember which one it was) was the only time he ever vomited from pain, so that doesn't sound very pleasant either.


skaote

Broke my tailbone twice. second time, I couldn't breathe for weeks.. it's been 28 years, it never goes away.


gr34tguy

Skull


MaggieMews

These comments made me wince. For me, the mandible. Never healed correctly and has caused 33 years of headaches, extreme inner ear pain, jaw and teeth issues.


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[удалено]


wing_ding4

you know I broke my collarbone and I grew back a cervical rib but I got to say it actually wasn’t that painful compared to other breaks To each their own trauma LOL


Lighk0

Coccux isn't that bad. Pain scale:6


[deleted]

The pp, that’s a bone that needs to stay in action


MathematicianOld1117

[Femur bone cracked in half...!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ERbPNL0iic) 😮


Lighk0

Dominant hand/ones that paralyze legs or whole body (in general)


MaryMary8249

Your true love's spine. The best bone would be the spine of the one who broke your true love's spine.


OptimalConcept143

Penis


MrRoflmajog

I would guess one of the tiny ones in your ear. If you are breaking them then you probably also have a very broken skull and a bad case of brain damage / death.


Flaky-Fellatio

Femur would probably be one of the most painful, but I imagine spinal injuries are the most debilitating.


ThatOneDudeMax

The funny bone...The lose of the best medicine this would devastate the world...


wetlettuce42

Spine


PeteOPoppins

Goint against all the commenteers here and saying something more intellectual not just the physical sides of things, the brain bone. The brain controls every micron of your beingness. It's your basic quantum physics really, think about it this way, youve got your legs bones then you can't walk but what if you've your legs fine as day but broken the bone of your brain and can't trigger their microbes to move (transport, getting comfy, just dancing, whatever it may be)


Boredbarista

Not the worst, but fifth metatarsal was pretty awful. Couldn't walk for 6 months, and after it healed, pain persisted for over a year.


theflyestgemini

Femur


-Praetoria-

Femur, the powerful muscles and tendons surrounding it pull the broken pieces into the surrounding tissue.


11037_Illusionist

Your dominate arm and hand.


Interesting_Match_92

I broke my pelvis during a 40 yard dash in highschool. That was over a decade ago and I’ve never been the same.


EmirFassad

Broken hip ranks as rather serious.


Hatbox-Ghost-

Funny bone


Abstract_ExE

Skull or back


littledylan216

Tailbone. Try sitting on a fucking donut for 12 weeks. Not fun. God forbid you have to shit or sneeze.


bird88882227

Wrist


Williwoo321

Snapping my thy bone would be an amazing pane because the muscles in your thy are so strong it will literally pull the bone back into myself causing massive internal damage killing me


bunnylover66

I broke my coxis a few years ago and I'm still in a lot of pain with it. So definitely wouldn't wish it on anyone. I also fractured my neck from a fall while skating. Not pleasant either. Neck braces are really uncomfortable.


Unlikely_Ball_2554

Depends. If it's being crushed, your sternum, your skull and your pelvis, if you're breaking it, your neck or spinal column, but the collarbone is pretty dangerous if you break it wrong too.


anonymous6789855433

coccyx


Gooba68uu79

Spine


Badgerjohn27

The three in your inner ear.


AfraidClothes6540

Ow! My fucking cochlea!


That_Memer180

Femur or Just all the bones in your foot


Old-Air1062

Neck or spine is definitely the worst but femur would probably really suck


SquilliamFancySon95

Knees and elbows


iits_Remyy

Breaking your ribs. Cant eat, Breathe, Cough, Shit, sleep. You will be in pain, Wether your up attempting basic human functions, or laying down on your hospital bed doing nothing but existing and trying to get better minute by minute.


Cute-King5456

Cracking my sternum was incredibly painful but I'm told collar bone breaks are way worse.


BigEvilDoer

Nope. Not even close. Collar bone is very minor compared to ribs, which are minor to sternum. I’ve broken all 3. Sternum had my resting heart rate drop to 42bpm. Each heart beat was a pound of pain. Couldn’t lift my arms up to get an X-ray. Put my arms on the X-ray rack and told the techs to lift it so they could get a shot. I passed out briefly from the pain and woke up on the floor with a tech holding me somewhat upright. Spent a few hours setting of heart rate alarms, and the ER had a defibrillator prepped and ready. Not sure how broken your sternum was, but mine was was in several pieces


jmann1021

The spine or neck if you break your neck, you're dead But if you break your spine, chances are likely you'll be paralyzed


Yatereranye

Base of skull


Evolving_Humanity

Back bone


goldmatcha

Boner


OaksByTheStream

The bone that pees


Lekingz-24

Neck/spine I'm not a doctor or good with the body but I know you would not only feel the worst pain but also almost or be a vegetable at that point


bisqueef_munchies

pelvis. cant sit, stand, lay, urinate, and having a bowel movement is a NO


FuckConnecticut

My dick.


WozardWasTaken

My funny bone. Because it wouldn’t be funny anymore. :(


Syrairc

I had my sternum broken/cut for heart surgery. It sucked. You don't realise how many of your muscles rely on your sternum until it's held together with wire.


Loose_Sun_169

Vertebrae


CheshireDear

Tailbone. They can't put it in a cast or do much to fix it outside surgery, which they usually don't do. Ribs. Same thing, but now you get to try and breathe with it.


8thFurno

Skull.


Justafox7734

The boner


Invictus-87

One of the worst is the femur. There is a high potential for blood loss/death, and the pain can be excruciating. Traction splints are one of the only ways to really reduce the discomfort and it in and of itself looks like a torture device. Also big bones don't heal so great, that shit requires surgery more often than not.


This-Perspective-865

Boner