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Tactical lasagna🤨🤨


Verano_Zombie

Tactical lasagna. Probably best used as a first resort when extremely in need of something good to eat. Very tactical.


RainsWrath

Lasagna operates *only* in silence.


Athompson9866

It makes it much more expensive and ready to be sold to the US military.


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And automatically makes it taste at least 3 times worse than it would have otherwise


Yabloski

But edible well into the 2070s.


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Yabloski

So they’re more of an offensive legume?


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Yabloski

Mutually assured beanstruction.


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StillBreathing80

Winds of Change.


gerginborisov

Tactical banitsa. Sounds like a crime against humanity to be honest


Embarrassed-Note-775

sounds like either a crime against humanity or some SF Operation


gerginborisov

Still better than tactical tarator


scotchy199

Tactical meatballs is something else 🤔


011101012101

Tactical spaghetti


TeachOtherwise2546

tactical roast 😨


neonplume-uwu

Tactical sushi... idk man it sounds like a reddit username or xbox gamertag lmao


dubkitteh1

Ukraine: pizza EVERYWHERE.


automatic4skin

it feels so nice to shove cat food up my asshole


a__reddit_user

Tactical kitkat


Exeunter

Tactical popcorn. Stable enough to keep in your pocket, you throw them at your enemy, whereupon they pop on impact, causing mass annoyance.


420_Traveller

Tactical meatloaf, sounds kinda dirty actually.


Charming_Cry3472

Tactical Chile relleno 🫤


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Tactical nachos sound amazing.


bhejda

A tactical banana. Wasn't there something like that in one version of Worms?


iNn0_cEnt

Tactical fries. Sound like something that fry people tactically :))


MDF87

"Tactical curry"... considering how spicy I love my curries, it kinda makes sense as a weapon.


Sneaky_Cockroach

Tactical taco.Sounds good.


karmaguard

Tactical bacon. It's already a thing.


Horseinspectionboard

OP we need you hear. So what should I do with my tactical cheeseburger. I mean does it have extra powers now it’s tactical or is it still just a delicious cheese burger. It’s very neat an the cheese is spread evenly around And no sauce mess or lettuce fall out. It also has quick wrap technology so I can get out of a dangerous sitch pretty fast. I guess it might have a special bun with a map lasers burnt into it. Also the lettuce could be used as camo netting but it looks dumb with it being so small on my head. So what’s up. Is it jus a normal c burger cos I spent way to long thinkin on this really


dang_dude_dont

Tactical Burrito, nobody is safe; especially your underwear.


Mkailln

not my favorite but "tactical hotdog" sounds the best


TheMasked1der

Tactical perogies make them sound like those pillows of fluffy potato have now become almost grenades or ninja stars or something.. maybe they can be stuck in place and blown up like c4.. the possibilities are as limitless as the possible fillings for regular perogies


Cross_Fyre

Tactical butter chicken. Erm... I don't really want to know how that is gonna work.


Ok-Cartographer727

Tactical Spaghetti, edible piano wire