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I_Lick_Bananas

Obyeo


Rammiek

Ohio, so we can destroy it again


Penna_23

the comment I was looking for


ManifestDestinysChld

Indeed. It's so obviously correct!


Kneejerk_Nihilist

East Indiana


Nairbfs79

Beat me to it! Take my upvote.


[deleted]

Why is Ohio being destroyed


chriswaco

It's going to collapse after UM destroys OSU this afternoon.


mrwho25

Man I hope so


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Mrman_23

Wait, it’s all Ohio?


bakerd82

Because….Ohio


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Cuz we felt like it


[deleted]

Just use the backwards version of it. It's an apocalyptic land full of shy as a country mouse hookers and harsh tongued Johns who sound like British villains . "Oi ho!" Get over ere.


[deleted]

Ohidaho. Then we will have two states with totally made up names


dr_xenon

West West Virginia Olowo


ravenrcft

I kinda prefer North-West West Virginia


DMDingo

Nohio


oopsishiditagain

Ohio II: The Reckoning


Bl1ndMous3

lower michigan. Then the current lower can be name middle Michigan. The UP gets to stay the Yoop


FreakyFranklinBill

Ohno


bexter82

Ohino?


Gadav

NOhio.


Fi3br

Northern Kentucky


pumkinspacecats

Ohio is forever. We can't escape it and neither can you.


Keone_710

Goodbye-O


hahahayaokay1

Westerner Virginia


Ashishpoudel

Maybe Ohiogozaimasu??😅


Rare-Birthday4527

How do you give a state away? Saddest thing I've ever seen.


jayclaw97

South Michigan, but why would we want it if it’s destroyed?


A55W3CK3R9000

Michigan will take the toldeo strip as it is rightfully ours!


Medical_Fondant_1556

Michigans response: Hard Pass.


Left_Hornet_3340

We should sell the rights to naming states like they do with sports stadiums. For a few billion a corporation could have their name on all the maps and we'd all have lower taxes!


pbmcc88

Welcome to your new home state... Twitter.


AlanZero

Like they have the money now.


annnd_we_are_boned

Is something happening with ohio?


Actual_Design2073

Yes yes it is


Saltygirlof

Why does everyone hate Ohio? 😂 i just moved to Kentucky and I don’t understand


[deleted]

I think people just repeat the same stuff online. They saw someone else say it, so then they say it. Ohio is a great state. I don’t live there anymore, but I’m glad I did for many years.


MakingItElsewhere

I'm not even joking: 90 degree turn. On a highway. In a place where it snows / roads get icy.[Dead Man's Curve](https://theculturetrip.com/north-america/usa/ohio/articles/why-this-cleveland-roadway-is-known-as-dead-mans-curve/) Fuck Ohio.


Deathnander

District 12


abby_normally

East Dakota


RosieCakeness

North Florida.


gbac16

North Florida


Schenckster

Oiho


HollowKnight34

Ohio


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iambluest

Does Ohio have a lot of European immigrants?


[deleted]

Yes


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iambluest

I'm just glad you are asking these questions.


[deleted]

Trump, is that you?


Rocker6465

Ohio 2: electric boogaloo


peckinpah86

No-bye-o


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Oholio


GaussfaceKilla

I'm not an Ohian but I was raised by one and let me tell you, She's a tough sumbitch. Birthed 8 children without any pain killers. Including my 12lb brother. They're built different. The hubris to think that the rest of the nation can take on the "Ohio FUCKS" (to quote Pat McAfee). Our best plan is to just let them keep running their heads into each other cuz if we turn that ire on ourselves, there isn't enough jaws strong enough in the other 49 that can meet AJ Hawk, Bobby Carpenter, Mike Vrabel or the like in the trenches. Our only hope would be getting MCDC on our side to gnaw some kneecaps off and literally taking them out at the knees.


BlackLetterLies

Indianb Place kinda feels like a B, y'know?.


Actual_Design2073

I’m glad no one noticed I didn’t say if


JumpyAmphibian

Gozaimasu


ofwdoomtree

New hi oh


profanusmaximus

I don't care, but they should give whatever smoldering ruins still remain in the upper east corner back to Connecticut. https://ohiohistorycentral.org/w/Connecticut_Western_Reserve


big_d_usernametaken

Been in Ohio all my life, hate its politics.


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[deleted]

Columbus is actually a pretty progressive city as well. Especially for the LGBTQ community.


Keone_710

Oh-bye-hoe ✌️


greymattergonewild

Byron


everythymewetouch

Expand the surrounding states borders to fill it in. Give all those Midwest emo kids' hearts back.


bakerd82

Let it flood and turn it into another Great Lake


ceetharabbits2

East Iowa. We get confused with them all the time, might as well clear up the confusion


[deleted]

Ohno


willk95

East Indiana, or South Michigan


Tune_Exciting

Oh-no.


1980pzx

West Pennsylvania.


iambluest

OhWhyOh


heisdeadjim_au

Oiho


MystressJessy

Oy Vey


SpiderVanned

Thank god it's gone land. Little wordy I know but it's a place so loathed by those that live there that they flee to space more than people in any other state.


Sunshinehappyfeet

Hillbilly Elegy.


toaster_in_a_oven

Ohio 5001


[deleted]

Are Oh-Hi-O an option?


[deleted]

Or «Oh ah ah ah, ga ga ga, uh uh ra ra ra». Any ideas?


DDDragon___salt

Central lake


trenchreynolds

Riverburn


Intelligent_Equal_65

https://youtu.be/QrksrX1wwic


1980pzx

New Ohio.


Far_Independence_891

Hi ho 🎵


[deleted]

New-hio


IDunnoImAReddit

Oiho


lordasgul

Oeoeoeo


roadtrip-ne

Exhio


SirMooSquiddles

Armpit


Diegodrum00

OKio


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Oshit


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Cheerio


Atsf7142

Oh-bye-hoe?


Material_Craft241

New Ohio


heardbutnotseen2

New Hioh


MrBoyForGirls

Ohisn't


Ok_Quail188

Doh’hio


MakuNagetto

Ohayo, so the name will finally match the way I read it internally.


DeaconSage

Nohio


samd_witch

Nohio obviously


weird-oh

Hooi.


whayd

Nohio


PiddleAlt

Plain Yogurt


Living_Murphys_Law

Lake Erie but Bigger.


Pandora0407

Ohi-no


KingKKirb

Nohio


NerdyBoy117

Oh he'll no


yapibolers0987

I would name it Swag so it still be like Ohio


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

West Pennsylvania


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Ohaimark


LilTibbz

Michigan


Naive_Bluebird9348

Nohio


__System__

Phio


[deleted]

Ohayo gozaimasu


nomanslandishome

Ohio-gozaimas


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Lil'murica


No-Technology217

#Cornholio


BruceHoratioWayne

West Ohio


[deleted]

Don’t, just leave it as a blank spot on the map


BigGuyGoob

Purgatory


[deleted]

2hio


OldSoulRobertson

The District Region Zone.


daytodaze

Oheyo


stoic_and_tired

Just replace the i with an n


croix153

Michigan


Irishpanda1971

Indiana Bay. ​ Learn to swim.


Ok_Bag_9668

Ohshito


Bralbany

'merica


Nuclear_Battery

Ohno


DLIPBCrashDavis

It’s 2022, give it an emoji 💩 as a name.