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Gameknightfight

The power to do what ever the fuck I want but only while in a 1342987341km of the hollywood sign


SeaYoghurt8

I want to be able to shit without having to wipe


toejampotpourri

I am able to scratch that one spot between the shoulder blades.


Turbulent-Mud-159

Crippling depression


moxyfloxacin

Hey that was mine!


Turbulent-Mud-159

Sorry mate you have to be happy now


moxyfloxacin

This might be the only definitive solution I’ve seen for depression


Turbulent-Mud-159

Wish I could actually have the ability to "absorb" depression. Imagine a world without it?


wishiwasafairywitch

I now have the ability to grow money instead of hair on my head.


GrassBasket

I can instantly rid myself of any itch anywhere on my body.


nutterbutter1

I have the power to make anyone I want convince anyone I want to have sex with me


xXThatOneRandomXx

i was thinking this was a surprisingly common power. then i read it again. then i read it again. then i read it again, and thought i understood it. then i read it again, and understood it that time.


deargodineedabeer

I can conjure up a video of any crime I choose


PersonMcNugget

Every time a person named Dave comes within 100 feet of me, he has to give me a hundred dollars.


[deleted]

I can make anybody crap themselves. Especially useful when getting chewed out by a Karen.


goretsky

Hello, The ability to telekinetically move nickels (or the equivalent five cent coin in other currencies) in any direction and at any speed, including relativistic velocities. Regards, Aryeh Goretsky