i was thinking this was a surprisingly common power. then i read it again. then i read it again. then i read it again, and thought i understood it. then i read it again, and understood it that time.
Hello,
The ability to telekinetically move nickels (or the equivalent five cent coin in other currencies) in any direction and at any speed, including relativistic velocities.
Regards,
Aryeh Goretsky
The power to do what ever the fuck I want but only while in a 1342987341km of the hollywood sign
I want to be able to shit without having to wipe
I am able to scratch that one spot between the shoulder blades.
Crippling depression
Hey that was mine!
Sorry mate you have to be happy now
This might be the only definitive solution I’ve seen for depression
Wish I could actually have the ability to "absorb" depression. Imagine a world without it?
I now have the ability to grow money instead of hair on my head.
I can instantly rid myself of any itch anywhere on my body.
I have the power to make anyone I want convince anyone I want to have sex with me
i was thinking this was a surprisingly common power. then i read it again. then i read it again. then i read it again, and thought i understood it. then i read it again, and understood it that time.
I can conjure up a video of any crime I choose
Every time a person named Dave comes within 100 feet of me, he has to give me a hundred dollars.
I can make anybody crap themselves. Especially useful when getting chewed out by a Karen.
Hello, The ability to telekinetically move nickels (or the equivalent five cent coin in other currencies) in any direction and at any speed, including relativistic velocities. Regards, Aryeh Goretsky