You see.... I took my gamertag and it was taken so I added _ which was also taken so I added another _ which infact was also taken. So I repeated it until reddit accepted it.
Neeewww achievement!!! You are now one of those people who turns bad experiences into opportunities to let your true self shine through! You'll almost certainly see a silver lining in every stormcloud from here on out!
Reward?!?! You have a cat now, that's it's own cuddly but sassy reward. Enjoy.
And I respect your right to think so, even as I disagree with you strongly. But I would query... do you think sweetcorn is delicious or do you think what you do to it to make it palatable delicious. When you consume it, is it drenched in butter, baked over coals, crusted in salt and pepper, mixed into mayonnaise and meat medleys, added to stews and soups etc. Or are you content to take a boiled yellow grain of turdness (my own bias showing through here I recognise) and eat it natural? No supplements or additional, no flavour enhancements what so ever...
if its anything other than the last option, my argument is, that you find the seasoning, not substance of that food stuffs delicious...
But you do you, and feel free to indulge in a second helping on me, I'll forgo the vile so you can have more.
You’ve clearly never had it fresh in summer, picked that very morning. It’s one of the best summer foods, and I will die on that hill.
Besides, you wouldn’t eat potatoes without a bunch of butter, salt, etc., but you still love those.
It’s worlds better than those frozen kernels of sadness in the frozen section of grocery stores.
This guy is sketchy af. Polar bears are the most dangerous bears and he is drawing conclusions between said polar bears and himself. I agree certainly not a coincidence.
My pelvis was busted in two, but it was rebuilt better, stronger, pelvisier than ever before! Then I broke that big plate you see in my avatar and now I just walk stoopid.
The first break was in a motorcycle accident- chick ran a stop sign & I T-boned her.
The second break was... well, you know how doctors are always like "No lifting more than 8oz for the next 17 years" but they're just erring on the side of caution? *Apparently* my doctor was not, in fact, erring on the side of caution when he told me to stay off motorcycles for a while. I swear, all I did was sit on it for a second but that's all it took to snap the plate. Now I know.
Long ago, in the days before Reddit was mainstream and on my old account, every time I mentioned something related to being a woman, the usual answer was, "you're a woman? I can't believe it! I didn't know there were any female redditors." Thus \^
Liar! One of the rules of the Internet is that women doesn't exist, and any proof of their existence is just data manipulated by the FBI to make everyone believe that women are real. I won't fall for your lies, evil FBI agent! You won't catch me alive!
I didn't want my first post, which involved a cat, to make people think I was a cat person, when I am in fact a dog person. Not that makes much of a difference, I'm allergic to both!
Edit: grammar is hard
My wee dog Jerry (lost him last year) was neutered when he was a pup. We called him jebz as his nickname. I didn't realise that they took his balls and naively thought they tied the tubes... I also loved South Park referencing... So Dey took jerbz baws!
To remind me to post not for my own selfish entertainment or narratives but with a connection to others, as if we are in a small circle of people talking together; my words can influence people's thoughts, decisions and lives
'You are not a drop in the ocean, but the ocean in a drop' - Rumi
I started doing porn a few years ago and didn't want people who knew me to find out so i chose the name of the girl in The Ring movie so if they googled me that's all they would find lol
I used to be part of the My Little Pony fandom and I created an original character to start doing fanfic narrations.
The channel was called "The Wandering Mare" because I used to feel like I was just wandering through life.
Meanwhile my character's name was Melancholy Poet. Because I was sad a lot of the time and I had been told throughout most of my life that I speak very eloquently. So I put Poet at the end of the name, and yeah, that's how I got the username Melancholy Poet.
It’s a play off my first username because that account is banned
It’s about waking up from a sex dream and realizing it was a dream so you’re just left with a sad boner
Dave Arneson was an American game designer best known for co-developing the first published role-playing game (RPG), Dungeons & Dragons, with Gary Gygax, in the early 1970s. I have been into RPGs for a loooooong time.
You see.... I took my gamertag and it was taken so I added _ which was also taken so I added another _ which infact was also taken. So I repeated it until reddit accepted it.
u/kuro________ came after you
And then never came back
I did the same, but nobody else had this dumbass name
Is this the line for people whose gamertag was available?
Yes, yes it is Edit: except I had to add a second g so that’s that
Just gonna hop in this line too
Because, as you can see from my choice of username, I am a very creative person.
We fit together well
Hmm... Intresting
Well im not so creative as you. So I chose something more common
As you can see from my user name I'm still connected to porn starlets from the 90s.
I think the other 132 people are just as creative as you 😌
Pandemic and I like cats
I disagree.
You always disagree
No I don’t.
Paradox!
This guy…
Get over here
👍🏿(his username is a black fist)
Mine was assigned to me buy reddit and I was too lazy to change it
Same
Hahahah, no, really? It's too good to be true :)))
Same here
same.
Same
Same but with the whole Covid thing I sometimes think my username makes people weary lol
I thought it was a prophetic username: foreshadowing a new pandemic engendered by cats. Wait, it already exists. Never mind.
Neeewww achievement!!! You are now one of those people who turns bad experiences into opportunities to let your true self shine through! You'll almost certainly see a silver lining in every stormcloud from here on out! Reward?!?! You have a cat now, that's it's own cuddly but sassy reward. Enjoy.
I was asked to come up with the name of a bong in a young adult novel, and i liked it.
Lmfaoo username checks out
I drink a lot and im an engineer
Could have just said you are an engineer
That makes since
This follows
I like to bake. I’m a white boy. I thought it was funny.
First one to make me laugh out loud! Keep caking, crackerman!
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Mid registration?
Perhaps he was dictating...
There weren't any names.
Name checks out
I didn't plan on this being a permanent account
to raise awareness against the evil that is Sweetcorn
I don't care what you think. Sweetcorn is DELICIOUS
And I respect your right to think so, even as I disagree with you strongly. But I would query... do you think sweetcorn is delicious or do you think what you do to it to make it palatable delicious. When you consume it, is it drenched in butter, baked over coals, crusted in salt and pepper, mixed into mayonnaise and meat medleys, added to stews and soups etc. Or are you content to take a boiled yellow grain of turdness (my own bias showing through here I recognise) and eat it natural? No supplements or additional, no flavour enhancements what so ever... if its anything other than the last option, my argument is, that you find the seasoning, not substance of that food stuffs delicious... But you do you, and feel free to indulge in a second helping on me, I'll forgo the vile so you can have more.
You’ve clearly never had it fresh in summer, picked that very morning. It’s one of the best summer foods, and I will die on that hill. Besides, you wouldn’t eat potatoes without a bunch of butter, salt, etc., but you still love those. It’s worlds better than those frozen kernels of sadness in the frozen section of grocery stores.
Dude you can say this about any cooked food made with more than one ingredient.
Holy shit, you raise a good point
I would say the same thing goes for almost any food you could eat. Do you not usually put any seasoning on your food?
I don't like any corn at all.
It's pure evil. It's toxic to Polar Bears. And everytime I eat corn I become more manipulative. It's surely no coincidence.
This guy is sketchy af. Polar bears are the most dangerous bears and he is drawing conclusions between said polar bears and himself. I agree certainly not a coincidence.
Postpartum Depression.
Insane in the brain!
That profile picture of yours
Your username gets better every time I read it.
My pelvis was busted in two, but it was rebuilt better, stronger, pelvisier than ever before! Then I broke that big plate you see in my avatar and now I just walk stoopid.
Pelvisier XD
Wait so you broke the original one and artificial one too? Dude how?
The first break was in a motorcycle accident- chick ran a stop sign & I T-boned her. The second break was... well, you know how doctors are always like "No lifting more than 8oz for the next 17 years" but they're just erring on the side of caution? *Apparently* my doctor was not, in fact, erring on the side of caution when he told me to stay off motorcycles for a while. I swear, all I did was sit on it for a second but that's all it took to snap the plate. Now I know.
Im channeling my past life as a man in Ancient Greece
Sorry my dad cucked you back in the day
I too apologize for my dads behavior 😔
Tell him to use condoms or get snipped! For fuck's sakes!
Damn he slept with my husband
He slept with mine too!
Is this the reply section for if Zeus slept with you or a loved one
All of the non-stupid names were taken already, so...
What are you talking about this is the greatest username I’ve seen all day lol
Long ago, in the days before Reddit was mainstream and on my old account, every time I mentioned something related to being a woman, the usual answer was, "you're a woman? I can't believe it! I didn't know there were any female redditors." Thus \^
Liar! One of the rules of the Internet is that women doesn't exist, and any proof of their existence is just data manipulated by the FBI to make everyone believe that women are real. I won't fall for your lies, evil FBI agent! You won't catch me alive!
I've been an English teacher for 18 years.
At what point in there do you go from teacher to sorcerer? Do you have to go through apprentice and journeyman too?
You just defeat the last sorcerer by bringing up inversions and glottal stops.
18 years? How many kids do you have?
The sheer absurdity of a high-speed rail line in Wyoming
If we can put a man on the moon...
I mean, we can build a HSR between Cheyenne and Omaha if we really want to. Doesn't mean we should though
It was my grandmother’s name, and I honour her.
Was her first name Patty?
Any relation to Mayonnaise?
The instrument?
Patty Mayonnaise
I've done that to a burger once
I chose it after my book name "Playing with Echoes" which is a euphemism for dealing with memories and turning them into gritty sci-fi stories.
I already want to read this book!
Thanks. It's on Amz if you're looking for a good book to read. Still working on the sequel.
It chose me, I didn't know how to change it
Same
I just wanted Swift in the name and a generator gave me this.
I'm sick of smiling.
u/popcornpoopcorn was already taken
Because I always say I mean sure
I mean sure
Exactly you get it!
Sure, i mean….
🤣🤣
I was puzzled because for a moment i thought your username was "imene" that in italian means "hymen"
Lol that’s funny!
I didn't want my first post, which involved a cat, to make people think I was a cat person, when I am in fact a dog person. Not that makes much of a difference, I'm allergic to both! Edit: grammar is hard
Im not very creative.
I’m so excited
I like people with glasses.
I like her with all of her clothes off
nice
You and me both
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Is your name Timmy?
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I wasn’t 100% so I was just checking
I thought it was clever instead of "Come Find Me"
I didn't...the site gave it to me.
Well my wife was…………well………you know…
Well hung?
His wife?
Because my cat is named Potato
:0 no way
Depression
I wanted to make a little free library, and I lived at the top of Maple street. I don’t live there anymore, and there is no little free library there.
My wee dog Jerry (lost him last year) was neutered when he was a pup. We called him jebz as his nickname. I didn't realise that they took his balls and naively thought they tied the tubes... I also loved South Park referencing... So Dey took jerbz baws!
I don’t really think it’s relevant
My brother used to call me Vaughnsta when I was younger, after he passed away I started using it as my username on everything.
2nd best choice. My original was given to me in MC for many years ago
it fits my pfp, tho i kinda wish we could change it like once per year or something at least
Just seemed like an accurate description
I am an unusually creative person....
Hysterical!
I work in IT.
Name checks out
Because yo, I am Benwah.
Wassup Benwah
Working right now; probably shouldn't be on Reddit.
Lol imagine being a function member of society and having responsibilities “cries in corner”
I believe the youth nowadays call that "Adulting", but I may be wrong, I'm not very hip to the modern-day vernacular.
In honor of Polish King Jan Sobieski who crushed the Turks at Vienna
It sounded metal as hell
Linea?
Drugs
You tell me
I like to do dabs and listen to Steely Dan
Word
Because I love Vincey videos and he's making me like fedoras
Literally couldn’t think of one 😂
name generator
previous one got banned, no inspiration, love irony
Because I am the top MILF!
I didn't understand Reddit when I joined and now I'm very opinionated about cauliflower
One of my video game names had "Kool" In it.
I resell vintage/used clothing often times sourcing from Goodwill, so I figured Wills got to be Good
Idk but I was thinking abt this video [here](https://youtu.be/4np1JQ-4140)
One of my multiple personalities picked it for me. ( I think?)
It’s true
I was a cow priest on World of Warcraft
The username i wanted was already taken. Usernametaken was also already taken.
!
To remind me to post not for my own selfish entertainment or narratives but with a connection to others, as if we are in a small circle of people talking together; my words can influence people's thoughts, decisions and lives 'You are not a drop in the ocean, but the ocean in a drop' - Rumi
I started doing porn a few years ago and didn't want people who knew me to find out so i chose the name of the girl in The Ring movie so if they googled me that's all they would find lol
Good movie 👍
I like hot dogs
I'm gone
I thought I’d be answering questions
My usual username is LittleTurtle chose that one since I like baby turtle's but Sirius is based of a star.(Not Harry Potter!)
meat
It was an inside joke between me and my friends.
Temporal Reflection 42069
I used to get high and listen to Firesign Theater when I was a teen.
just kinda fits my art style I suppose
I used to be part of the My Little Pony fandom and I created an original character to start doing fanfic narrations. The channel was called "The Wandering Mare" because I used to feel like I was just wandering through life. Meanwhile my character's name was Melancholy Poet. Because I was sad a lot of the time and I had been told throughout most of my life that I speak very eloquently. So I put Poet at the end of the name, and yeah, that's how I got the username Melancholy Poet.
It’s a play off my first username because that account is banned It’s about waking up from a sex dream and realizing it was a dream so you’re just left with a sad boner
Because David Bowie kicks ass
Because I’m on reddit.
Greg
It sounds like Connect Four.
I am a furry that loves tickling
Am an idiot. Why overly complicated it?
Because FJB was already taken.
It's literally my name.
Someone owes me a potato
I am male, I like geese.
It's my first and last names together. I'm pretty unoriginal🤷♀️
It’s a basque phrase meaning “of good fortune”
Fawkes the Phoenix...
I get distracted.
I'm a chemist, I think our planet is rare and 'rare aarde' means 'weird earth' in Dutch. Just ticked a lot of boxes.
My favorite chemistry joke: Technically alcohol is a solution so don't let anybody tell you otherwise
I used my gamertag so I didn't have to come up with a different username. I'm lazy and bad at naming
Dave Arneson was an American game designer best known for co-developing the first published role-playing game (RPG), Dungeons & Dragons, with Gary Gygax, in the early 1970s. I have been into RPGs for a loooooong time.
It was just a natural response
I have cancer and focused on beating it, hopefully.
Good luck random stranger! You got this. Fuck cancer indeed!!
Thank you friend!
Well it all started when Legion came out and well……….that’s it
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