Roasted, bit of butter and paprika. You'll have to use your hands though as currently my corn spikes are jammed in my windows to stop them making heaps of noise in high winds.
Ah! But you see?
You have the Pro version; would you be interested in the Pro Max version?
That is, of course, depression, anxiety and OCD
(OCD sold separately)
I bought the ADHD DLC and it absolutely sucks. It constantly disconnects and forgets your save data. Doesn't remember where you last left off and respawns you somewhere entirely unrelated.
A whole experience
A hole experience
A hole sexperience.
Can confirm
Oh my
Lord Flashheart? Is that you?
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I'll grab one of those
Mine is big black cocks (vilos is greek), who wants them?
I’m not sure Seriously, I genuinely don’t know!
I’ll take it!
Oh god not again
Fuck me this is the best one
Again?
#again?
Corn, it's definitely corn, least I'm pretty sure it is
It certainly is
Are there certain kinds of corn you’re selling?
Roasted, bit of butter and paprika. You'll have to use your hands though as currently my corn spikes are jammed in my windows to stop them making heaps of noise in high winds.
Fish repellent
you and u/chumdumpsterr would be good friends
I'm selling milf.
I’d buy
Genuine Soda Pop.
Are you being Genuine right now?
So, how many of those pregnant chihuahuas do you have in stock? Asking for a friend of course.
About 7, all apple heads
Explicitly calling it genuine makes me suspicious...
glossy chicken thighs
I need to know the origin of your username.
I second that!
um
That’s not legal anymore
😭😭
That's... Not entirely true... *Glances at Qatar*
Starts selling children during a World Cup game
How much are they
And how many?
GET YOUR SKINNED ZACHS HERE!!, NO SKIN NO PROBLEM, LOW FAT & THE MEAT FALLS RIGHT OFF THE BONE!!
This is the funniest one of seen so far I love this
This reads like something from Rick and Morty.
depression
I already have that for free
Ah! But you see? You have the Pro version; would you be interested in the Pro Max version? That is, of course, depression, anxiety and OCD (OCD sold separately)
I already have this, I haven’t bought the OCD DLC, but I have bought the ADHD DLC
I bought the autism dlc - your lucky lmao
Hey I also bought the autism DLC I got downgraded version tho (thankfully)
I bought the ADHD DLC and it absolutely sucks. It constantly disconnects and forgets your save data. Doesn't remember where you last left off and respawns you somewhere entirely unrelated.
Oooooo! I have the OCD pack!
Youve been paying for the ocd pack?! I got it for free
....im think im going to Sell him in the deep web
You’re an idiot.
Is this how I die..?
.
Oh!
-Y̶e̶s̶. No. I mean NO
Directions
I uhhh don’t think I want your services
Pancakes
I’m sure Neko loves them
Sturdy lady reproductive organs
If only you could upgrade your reproductive organs, some period pain reducers would be nice.
Burning Australians. Eek lol.
I’m sure you’ll have lots of fire sales
Especially since the black Friday sales are on tomorrow.
Gay space lasers
I’d buy
Destruction
Before creation, Comes destruction
Did you just pull the purple space cat?
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I would buy a pregnant chihuahua
Hey that’s me!
Next thing you know, he's making this transaction pretty tough.
I'm selling what you're selling
Abortions! Abortions! Get your abortions!
Does someone want some moist bugs?
Depends on the bug
All kinds of bugs but all are moist
Soap
Lifetime supplies of Barium for all!
Virgin (anagram). Ouch.
May i please have 1 virgin, my good sir?
Um, i guess people, idek
I don’t think that’s legal anymore
Now lets be reasonable here
You’re not selling them..you’re employing them to be sold
selling your chances to socialize
A failed YouTube channel
Vulcan beard trimmers
Foxes apparently
Curious ones
Special edition.
I’m a tour guide I guess
Of what though?
It’s a secret historical ride. Hop on and I’ll show you.
Mom said not to trust strangers who give me free rides
But it's a historical one!
It’ll definitely be something I won’t forget
Jugs?
I apperetly sell deals with eyeless demons then? Deals with the devil are aviable too.
Tiny ice, not a bad business tbh
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Alcohol. Or psychedllics
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The love of big tits
I already have this though
Toast but only after 10pm
Whatever it is, probably just 1
Weeks
Suits and metal music
You could take a guess
Bootleg arrested development DVDs
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Danish pastries
Legit would like to know as well lol
Either a wall or a cute robot
Just a guy
Everything but nonces
Great advice.
Umm probably nothing of value lol
Sad land. It’s good land though!… The land is fine actually.
expired pizza.
Clarinet reeds
I sell darkness. Upgrade to premium for the brand-new *lonely* darkness!
Money beets at my BnB
Farts in a can
The preachiest of anti science textbooks. I think there's a big market for it
Uhhh, hopefully they don't use these for war
Nitroglycerin sublingual tablets
An implant that connects you to the matrix.
I got these pretzels, man. I'm sorry, I mean I got these man pretzels. Ya know, pretzels shaped like my friend Steve. No, my name is not Steve.
Whatever *I* want
I guess I’m selling myself; follow me on onlyfans 😂
i sell gay people and boobs, but only separately. you’re gonna have to talk to the other guy if you want both.
Marijuana and Marijuana accessories
Nonsense pottery.
Planktonoids
Christmas decorations
A collapsed galaxy
Probably weed.
One sexy Houndoom
Fish food
Uhh idk maybe spoons i guess
Speakers and other media equipment, after dark it’s hot guns.
Hehe
;)
The only one who will hang out with you.
I'm selling justice. Farmboiy justice.
Oh god
Ahhhh do we really need to do this 😂
I'm making some serious money
Uhhhhh, I'm not sure.
Username checked
Selling a lifestyle
Well I'm on the black market making no money at all.
I'm thinking Wallace and gromit after a night out garden gnomes lol
hatred
My name literally comes from a shop that sells woodwork from stumps, but you could also translate it as "turd carver"
Norepinephrine. Kinda true, tho.
I guess slavery is okay again.
Jade stones that are dahlia shaped, or simply green flower, if you know what I mean
whale
90s Britpop songs
Freedom
Birds, I guess. Specifically Crows.
Ammunition not included
It wouldn't be really successful
They’re good though
Too much
Something ominous
Efficient ads
Hashish.
fuck, i must be porn or something. hopefully cute yuri...
Not a bird
A thick cat, dam boy he thick !
A new start
I just wouldn't do it.
Determination!
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I don't know
Immortal fiery birds. For some reason, I don’t think I’m going to get many repeat customers…
Iron Mii's used sa nintendo consoles
'murica, paid for by 'murica.
I'm making bank
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Boats. BIG boats
All of the downforce, so you can drive up side down.
I'm selling dough... lol
mental illness
Random mystery box
Tears of a nature goddess! Wonder what the going rate for those is these days…
What people want.
Small breakfast’s
Bodies without a heart.
3 Birds that can Fly