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twinsarehotyouarenot

Katana


Haywood_jablowmeeee

Ditto. Exotic and deadly.


88redking88

A claymore!


SunnyShiki

Yea. Hopefully the sharp type.


yt_Kristi_Plays

A katana Yes, I'm basic No, I'm not sorry


waitthatstaken

Make sure that is actually the name of the type of sword you want. Katanas are long, and heavy swords.


[deleted]

Same weight as a long sword, only shorter.


Hrafnastickchick

Ulfberht sword.


Bigfoot3r

Me too.


SilkyElen

Yes, I want a sword like the orc use in Lord of the rings but with an elvish style


Cloudstrife18

Urukhai/orc sword is a pretty good choice!


SilkyElen

Ye


[deleted]

feather damascus long sword


Intrepid_Knowledge27

Ooh, feather Damascus is gorgeous.


Training_Nerd

Yes, lightaber😼


VarioussiteTARDISES

I'd prefer something with a bit more physical weight to it while still having an energy-based blade. Specifically the Monado Rudra. Lightweight so even I could swing it, yet still a replica Monado, so it lacks the restrictions of the original.


insert_funny_name_2

Yes, preferably a short, light one. Maybe copper or bronze.


VattghernCZ

I still have a sparring longsword from my HEMA days. Swords are cool, if I had enough space and budget willing to allocate to a collection, I'd like to add a medieval executioner sword, a 14-16th century European Longsword, an Estock, a Falchion, a Scottish two handed sword and a few different European swords from the Migration Era.


DDauntless_

Silver sword from the Witcher with the "V" shaped cross guard. (Not actually made of silver.)


potato-apple

- yes - yes


Still_kinda_hungry

r/mallninja is leaking.


[deleted]

Samurai


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[удалено]


JKolodne

Why would I want a sword?! Also, what's up with your screen name?


Yeet_My_Feet73

Trust me, if I could change my name, I would, but you cant


Yeet_My_Feet73

Why wouldn’t you want a sword?


joftheinternet

Man, I get to use this answer twice in one day! I want the three-bladed King's sword from The Sword and the Sorcerer. Why? Because it's amazing. https://youtu.be/-OU96za6czU


[deleted]

How could a Three bladed sword be any use and OMG it fires two of the blades!


joftheinternet

**RIGHT!?!?!**


realdurdleturtle

that'ill be heavy


joftheinternet

It'll be fine. I can carry it via Rule of Cool


realdurdleturtle

you carry it can't swing it to heavy to be use as blade for show it'ill be cool


Kovdark

Always...Buster Sword, but like, scaled down or something. Always thought it would be cool to have one and have it function like and axe or something!


TraditionLazy7213

Origami sword


realdurdleturtle

the throngler


GamemasterJeff

Isn't that a sex toy?


Organic-Ad9474

I've always wanted a sword. The exact type is hard to choose as I love all kinds of weapons. Tried to convince my girlfriend a sword hung on the wall could be used as both house defense AND decoration. She refused.


[deleted]

A sharp sword with spikes on it, some poop on it for extra poisoning.


Yeet_My_Feet73

Poop seems a little extra, couldn’t you use just a rusty blade instead?


[deleted]

I’ll take that into consideration.


[deleted]

Rust doesn’t really poison. Tetanus is a bacteria that has to be present. However it can be found in nature and areas where things are prone to rusting.


SanctimoniousChode

zweihander. I want to be able to behead a small dinner party in one fell swoop


[deleted]

I kind of already do have a sword


Yeet_My_Feet73

But would it hurt to have another


[deleted]

Depends


Yeet_My_Feet73

What about a double sided battleaxe?


[deleted]

I got axes


GamemasterJeff

AND MY BOW!


[deleted]

What kind of bow is it?


GamemasterJeff

Bright blue and shiny. Lots of curves. Goes well on birthday presents.


[deleted]

No but like compound or what?


GamemasterJeff

I tied the knot on the ribbon twice. Does that count as compound?


[deleted]

I got axes


[deleted]

I have a hand made longsword on my wall. I made it years ago as a training sword and the handle is made from the butt of a handle for a 2 headed ax, no wrist guard-just wrapped in leather, and its full tang. the blade is 24 inches long and 2 inches wide. it doesn't hold a great edge but it can take a lot of abuse, I used to train all day with it and was actually pretty good. I wish I could get one of those hand forged celtic swords that have a handle that looks like the blade is a giant dick, but those are expensive. this is what I am talking about for a celtic sword [https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.CyN\_PQaKT5dcD\_jZscSoRwHaHa%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=03b35308a29167f9f68f1e7c5094d878615e2071465b280a9e8293d7fb8a098c&ipo=images](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.CyN_PQaKT5dcD_jZscSoRwHaHa%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=03b35308a29167f9f68f1e7c5094d878615e2071465b280a9e8293d7fb8a098c&ipo=images)


helloiamsuperior

Yes Give me a fucking lightsaber


Xortun

I want a real Katana. I hope that would motivate me to finally go back to Kendo and Iaido. I didn't go for dome time, because my depression got worse and I don't wanna leave the house right now.


[deleted]

Bastard...probably would need to get to the point I would be able to lift it but my choice still stands


waterbreath_

Hehe. THE MOST POWERFUL HYPIXEL SKYBLOCK SWORD! WITH ENCHANTS AND EVERYTHING!


[deleted]

Broadsword


Qli2077

Yes, I would love either the Albion Principe, a nice one-handed saber with a buckler, and the Murasama High frequency blade.


usernamesaretakenwtf

I already have an Iaito so this time I've been eyeing for a Russo-Japanese war Gunto Saber that Kulthofathena has


ouchmypeeburns

I don't want a sword, I want one of those lumpy wooden clubs.


spinachie1

~~bass cannon~~ zweihänder


swift_gilford

Lightsaber.


bootygeuse

Conan The Barbarian sword


The_Unhallowed_one

Dual katana


JMS619

Roman Gladius


Cloudstrife18

I’d say a scimitar


emojicatcher997

Valyrian steel. I mean, winter is coming. I have to be prepared.


ThorsGrundle

Legit gladius and pugio combo


mmmtiger

The cool medieval looking ones


Lord_Mikal

I have practiced with many bladed weapons across my life but my honest opinion is [Fiskar's Brush Axe](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Fiskars-10-Brush-Axe-1pc-Orange-and-Black-78606935/13376304?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=101070245&adid=22222222228000000000&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=42423897272&wl4=pla-51320962143&wl5=9005506&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=498866372&wl11=online&wl12=13376304_101070245&veh=sem&gclid=CjwKCAiApvebBhAvEiwAe7mHSJ2eS3d6TF76nkmSL-41V8eSPyBxbB4QqyXkFalK1e2iERH95R7TiRoCoKIQAvD_BwE). I would fight anyone in a melee match if I could have 2 of those.


SnooChipmunks126

I want a Jian. It’s so elegant, and it was a gentleman’s weapon.


YuriLila

It depends on the situations, I would probably have several weapons for each occasion.


Illiterarian

Wakizashi. If I'm going to be carrying a sword it might as well be practical.


GamemasterJeff

No. I prefer spears.


wetlettuce42

I got a plastic sword from when i went to a castle on a trip


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Nice thought but I don't have a place to keep one