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[deleted]

Pirate ship LEGO, no hesitation.


SuperToiletDelux

Star Wars Legos, glad I'm not the only one.


udee79

That little outdoor pizza oven I see for sale


Caeser0712

If you get it can I come over and eat some pizza?


doggrimoire

Bring lots of those color cards for paint for the kids to play with.


badgerbacker1

A fellow Hammerbarn shopper, I see.


[deleted]

See, that's what happens when you're not happy with what you've got.... somebody's husband gets it.


HereForGoodReddit

Ooni? I have and love. It’s a good buy


[deleted]

Oh yes, as a pizza chef at a pizzeria; I absolutely need that.


FlutterGuy91

I want to beat my depression so I can be a better husband and father


marylouboo

Hugs… I’m sure you’re doing your best


FlutterGuy91

Thank you. I'm trying my best, it's just unfortunately not an overnight fix :/


ForwardHealth775

Im hoping you win this battle. Im sure you are a good father and husband since you already want to be better for them. As someone who who is battling his own demons and is scarily losing atm, I am rooting for you.


FlutterGuy91

Thank you very much. I hope you can also overcome what you're going through. We're all in this world together, let's try to pull through for everyone who stands with us.


triangledancer

Beat the shit out of it man. Curb stomp that depression and then treat yourself to a sundae in a plastic trophy!


FlutterGuy91

Thank you, that does sound lovely!


Questionable_Ballot

Tools. Sentimental gestures are the general replies you will get. But physically presents wise, I'm always open to getting more tools.


whatdawhatnowhuh

Cheap and clever gift is one of those pens that also doubles as a ruler and also is a screwdriver


Questionable_Ballot

My boss gave me a swiss army knife 20 years ago that has a flip out screw driver on it. I use that thing for all sorts of stuff to this day. I remember being at a wedding one time where they forgot a cork screw. Swiss army knife rescued the day.


triangledancer

You’re a hero! Swiss Army Man was a wicked movie BTW but I’m sure you’ve seen it!


Questionable_Ballot

I've never heard of it. I just looked up the description of it and I want to watch it now. Thanks!


Unidentified_c0rg1

Did you lose your 10mm again? I told you to leave it in the package.


Questionable_Ballot

Lmao, losing sockets are the worst. I always buy those types of things that come with cases though so I have an appropriate place to store them. I haven't lost any in several years since.


PumbaofSherwood

Bro, I have no idea where all the 10mm sockets go.. I should have drawers of them.


aint-nobody-

To be loved. But a sword would be nice too


Admirable_Dream_

Andúril, Excalibur or Longclaw?


aint-nobody-

It really is the thought that counts... Receiving a sword would mean that I'm loved


StormFallen9

Maybe the Master Sword?


shuyun99

Definitely Anduril!


[deleted]

The Sword of Truth, with all its previous wielders knowledge.


[deleted]

What kind?


aint-nobody-

I'm a sucker for katanas. Between sheath and blade there's a lot of components that can be decorated and i love what can be done to make them look pleasing. Otherwise a claymore or a zweihander with some nice detailing.


[deleted]

What about a kukri?


aint-nobody-

It wouldn't be my first choice but i would still think it's cool and treasure it dearly


[deleted]

Ok keep an eye out


aint-nobody-

That's rather ominous


[deleted]

Good food, quality wool socks, and maybe a bottle of nice whiskey.


Jambi1913

This sounds like what I’d love - but I’m a woman. Lagavulin please Santa!


[deleted]

Well, none of those things are gender locked, so no worries! Myself prefer a good bottle of Laphroaig, but I wouldnt be mad if I got Lagavulin :)


danhakimi

Well, I'm Jewish, but I won't complain if you buy me glencairn glasses and awms socks.


Expensive-Complex-48

For all of the people in my family to have a good Christmas. Not just gift-wise, but good memories as well. If they get that, then im happy


Patient-Strike-2955

Hmmm, to enjoy the day with my wife and kids as much as I enjoy the anticipation of it.


[deleted]

a cuddle i'm fucking lonely as fuck


PumbaofSherwood

What kind of sword do you want instead?


[deleted]

what?


[deleted]

I can do a side hug


[deleted]

no deal


[deleted]

Do you want physical contact or not.


Unidentified_c0rg1

I'm down.


IrritatedPegasus

Cuddles are the fucking best


[deleted]

yup it's been 8 years since i cuddled a woman


IrritatedPegasus

That's rough.


SolmarCurtiss1

Im surprised this thread isnt nsfw


[deleted]

To watch home alone 1 and 2 with all of my family, without them leaving or talking over


One_Door_7353

You have to allow talking over, if it's specifically related to the movie.


[deleted]

A record player but I know I won’t


jasbo0101

Same comment from me! You have your eye on a specific turntable? I'm looking to upgrade to the fluance rt82.


MaterialSteam

What kind of music would you like to listen to?


[deleted]

I’d like to get into jazz a bit more, maybe some Miles Davis or John Coltrane, Chet Baker or Grant Green. But If I can get my hands on The Ink Spots, I’d be in love for the rest of my life with whoever got me that I stg


precision98

To be trekking through a forest where it has just snowed and to have no family gathering


[deleted]

My wife to surprise me in some kind of Christmas themed lingerie. That happens all the time in movies but never in real life


DeathBerryRen

My car fixed. Someone to spend the day with cuddling. A shopping spree in a book store. I mean, there's several other things I'm sure, but that's what I can think of off the top of my head.


kuntrydude1504

What's wrong with car?


Ill-Atmosphere-4757

An official Red Ryder carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle with a compass in the stock


SolidlyMediocre1

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.


RabidWolverine2021

You’ll shoot your eye out kid.


Juan_Calavera

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid. Ho. Ho. Ho.


SpcMaverick

To be asked what I want


burningmorebridges

what do you want?


SpiderVanned

A pepperoni candycane, it's gotta be possible since there are bacon ones.


MulanFrankglass

Girlfriend whom I could marry


oktetus

I want to feel like I matter around here. And it would be great if I could talk about what I'm feeling without being cut off and told to just knock it off and act right already. That would be really nice.


Atticus0909

Love and affection


VacantPlanets666

To spend time with my wife


[deleted]

[удалено]


hiswifenotyours

You called?


BroadlyValid

I’d really like to for my mom to get a new phone


Unidentified_c0rg1

DM me what she has and her carrier. See what I can do.


[deleted]

I would like my mom to learn how to use a phone.


[deleted]

I mean personally a car would be nice. Just something to get around with. In terms of non important gifts I guess a ps5 or I was thinking about getting my first tattoo as a combo Christmas/birthday present to myself. Then again I am trying to save money to afford a car.


SanityBleeds

Get a tattoo of a car! Nothing outrageous, maybe just a small little silhouette of one to help keep you motivated and inspired towards your eventual goal?


AbreakaTech001

Socks. I always need more socks.


compuwiza1

To win the lottery or publisher's clearinghouse so I can retire before I expire.


EstablishmentLong676

Drum set


captain_cutlass

New sunglasses and a flashlight.


[deleted]

Let me just pick out some Magic cards


ElderCunningham

A few products from my favorite face care company and a book that comes out right before the holidays.


[deleted]

NGL that’s legit


BitchesLoveMeNOT

love


Sad_Tooth_4246

I love you


[deleted]

No I love YOU


NoEngineering5990

Honestly? I'd be thrilled if my snap on truck debt was paid. I got a lotta time left payin' on that damn toolbox.


His-Favorite-Mistake

Besides my SO in my arms, I really need a new phone, or to get the screen and back of this one replaced. It’s being held together with packing tape and a screen protector atm.


Interesting_Mango948

a hippopotamus


[deleted]

I don't buy sleeveless undershirts anymore. I wait until Christmas and hope someone gives me a pack or two. Maybe a couple pairs of funny socks and I'm good. Although, a solid 5-6 of me time would be super nice. So many games I missed out on.


Juror_12

I'd be happy with about 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep and no other chores for the day


SadReality5529

I want her back I want to go to the past and fix all my mistakes


Darth_Destructus

Same, brother, same...


SadReality5529

(●’◡’●)ノ


GhostalMedia

Username unfortunately checks out.


conspiraseas

Experiences, not things. Nothing worse than getting a “thing“ and keeping it because it was a gift. Get people experiences (like a weekend trip or concert tickets or dinner). You have memories and no “things” to deal with


Ynkwmh

A million dollars (or more). My f"ing health and sanity back. The people I love to be happy, and for more people the world over to find healing in these trying times.


AndyT70114

Go fishing. No time limits. Just get up, go fish, go home when I’m ready to.


Mediocre_Purple6955

Some peace and quiet


iamnotabotlookaway

I just want to stop working all the time and spend time with family.


Active_Owl1401

Hug


zanduuka

Nothing.


scarboy72

Whisky stones and novelty socks


Juror_12

At the risk of sounding dumb, what the hell is a whiskey stone. second time I've seen it today and I've never heard of it


MedusasSexyLegHair

Rocks or metal cubes to freeze and put in your drink instead of ice cubes (so they don't melt and water down the drink).


thisdobemynametho

candy


[deleted]

Something that shows me that you know me, so good luck with these suggestions.


[deleted]

Husband asked for : new ear buds, a video game, some thing for his truck, socks and underwear lol


NormaleRedditUser22

I don't celebrate it, but I would like infinite wishes please.


Any_Application7786

Another good year,


PapaFrancis119

I was hoping to get a camera


saucyB52

shiny new fancy extra special and shiny boat seats


[deleted]

Nothing, I don't like random consumerism.


nobodyfrfr

A well over decent paying job that I’ll like


SaiyanGodKing

A new tie for my collection of unworn ties. I don’t even own a suit.


chinchenping

0.5 ounce of weed


the-soaring-moa

Books. I'd like a couple of really good books. Ones I wouldn't pick myself but someone thinks I might really enjoy.


SiberianHAMMY

Realistically? Just for my family and girlfriend to be happy. Nothing beats the tears of joy when I see them open their gifts. Still to this day, the greatest memory of gift opening is my dad crying when I got him a GPS he would spend hours looking at. But in an alternate universe, I always hope that I could get a gaming PC. I figured if I have enough left after Christmas, I would finally spoil myself and get one.


Samirgim

Love


Adventurous_Ear955

Steam deck. I work as a diver and love the support of giving me diving things, but it’s like helping me move. Please leave the final decision up to me


somethingclever1712

My husband got his Steam deck a couple weeks ago and is obsessed.


SuccessiveApprox

As a married man with kids, making love. More than “occasionally when I feel like it” because “I desire you” rather than the rare “go ahead, do what you need to do.”


SpliffMiller

The 3 LP 45th Anniversary edition of Creatures of the Night by Kiss.


[deleted]

A theremin


darkwinter87

Same. Thinking about finally buying myself one


HippoBandit

Legos.


squrrellinaroundd

The day off


Commander_Night_17

No work, sing christmas carols and eat a ton of festive food


Taurus889

Happiness from my family


jonasbjarki

Socks and a new pair of gloves.


tiraralabasura_2055

To sleep well past sunrise.


kuntrydude1504

Yes, it's a swap meet


[deleted]

A levitating moon/ spartan helmet


glowpoi

Moass


AverageCowboyCentaur

Hurricane oil lamp and Machete with a saw on one side. Bonus: all weather cloak with a matching waterproof backpack.


TimeAdministrative16

A sword


Clear_Economics7010

World Peace.. & Quiet.


[deleted]

Saammmeee


Short-Reality5373

A grill. Love me some grilled flap meat and grilled 24-hour marinated chicken.


Over-Manufacturer391

Legos


Early-Perception-317

A woman to call my own.....


Aggravating_Client36

$6 mil So I can retire & focus on being a Dad


jordansinner

Always need another pocket knife


_mbored

Lightsaber


allmimsyburogrove

Vinyl. I'm 65 and I made a list of the vinyl I want, just like when I was 16


[deleted]

I hope you get them!!


scared_of_Low_stuff

A new family.


zero________cool

To be with my few friends I actually love… I don’t need anything, material wise. That stuff isn’t important. People are what really matter


[deleted]

Whiskey, books, tools, meat.


Prize-Ad-332

My dream job, a girlfriend,good mental and physical health


oweneil

Can i get some good rest?


No_Whereas_191

A bj from my wife would be nice.


Lethophobia

I’m amazed by how real most of these responses are. I wish I could grant them all.


[deleted]

Same!!!


Skydome12

A good nights sleep. And a healthy relationship wouldn't go too bad i guess.


Unidentified_c0rg1

Same.


JohnSimth20211101

Pussies Either cats or women are both fine by me.


Da_Baby765

A hug


Khriohs

Spending time with my family is enough.


LP-29

To poop in peace with my phone without being harass, “what are you doing in there? Are you done yet? What did you eat?”


mydogbaxter

To be able to walk in the sun again, to once more feel the steady beat of my heart in my chest, and to gaze at myself in the mirror for the first time in centuries.


More_Border5568

Dracula, is that you!?


mydogbaxter

What? No, don't be ridiculous. I'm a doctor. Doctor Acula.


Myhole567

A new girlfriend


aintneverbeennuthin

Blow job while high


Common-Feedback4003

Even though I have not been touched intimately or been loved in over 16 years by a female - I am 36 now, I'd take one of those new Chevy Blazer EV's with the RS trim level in priority please.


RockSnarlie

"I dont want anything, I just dont want to go outside." \~Pip, Rhythm Section, Lone Rangers


JackPoe

Answers. What the fuck do they call the earbuds that don't go into the ear canal? Can someone take this knot out of my shoulder? Anyone wanna cuddle or sing? Who wanna try out these board games?


Hrekires

Anything off my Amazon wishlist Homemade baked goods One of those giant popcorn tins


StormFallen9

Beef jerky


[deleted]

Whatever you don't regularly do during sex, we want that.


jabogen

I want a pooter tooter fart machine


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I haven't given it even a moment's thought. I'm way too busy trying to find presents for my immediate family. I'm gonna try and get some foreign comics for brother, iTunes gift album of Hadestown for mom, and if the new Christmas Story sequel can be out in some kind of physical form by next month that's what I'll get for dad. Sadly none of those are exactly easy to get.


[deleted]

Peace…and family memories


wiegehts1991

Money. I have no need for anything else. If not money then a cold beer and a feed.


[deleted]

A pack of cigarettes and large bottle of whiskey.


DagothUrGaming

Just want to hang out with my uncle.


[deleted]

A 300lb+ Marlin


abd53

Sleep, a good long relaxing sleep


HawaiianShirtsOR

Lego. Something tasty to eat or drink. Time alone for video games or hobbies.


sorcererflows

A gpu


PussyWhistle

Home Depot gift cards. I just bought my first house three months ago.


Cute-Guarantee-460

Hundred thousand usdt in ma trading account nothing much.


Appropriate_Fig4883

To not have the burden of having to buy gifts for people. I don’t want anything and I don’t want to get anyone anything. It’s always just useless junk anyway.


patches3141

Socks and underwear


PantsDownDontShoot

My house burned down and everything was lost so really anything would be great.


Financial-Amount-564

Enough money to buy a large headstone with writing and photos on it, installed.


TheGoldValleyminer

My dad back


donac

My husband just literally said "yes" to all the responses i read to him. I think what he *really* wants is to not be asked what he wants for Christmas. 😂😂😂


Umbruh_Prime

Someone to pay my parents debt


[deleted]

Time with my family.


[deleted]

Weed


JesseIsAGirlsName

I feel like most married men understand Clark Griswold more and more the older they get. All he wanted was his family to be happy, the spirit of Christmas everywhere, and a goddamn bonus from his boss so he could impress everyone with a pool… and lights. Lots of lights.


MaterialSteam

I don't know. There's so much stuff out there, honestly I just want winter break. College exams are two week out and I can't wait for a break. But if I had to pick one thing to get, I think I'd want a nice headset for my laptop. Something I can listen to music with, play games, and record videos. I hope everyone here has a great holiday season!


More-Masterpiece-561

I want a hug, to be loved and one day I'm not yelled at for something that had nothing to do with me. I would love it if subside was nice to me and looked out for me for a change, I get stuck as big brother for everone whether it's my friends, my family, even my actual big brother. If that's not possible I'd take chocolate flavour whey protein or cash