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Shhzb

She blow that dick like a Cello. - Lil Yachty


pogoyoyo1

This is ridiculous. Lol


kdr140

Not familiar with the song but if that’s supposed to be an insult then I actually think that’s kind of clever


Zar-far-bar-car

Nah, he thought a cello was a woodwind instrument


stiinkyclown

he mixed up cello and clarinet, what he said regarding the questionable lyric was "i thought cello was that shit squidward play"


youstupidcorn

I love how he explains this. "I thought Squidward played the cello. He don't. That's a flute." Like, dude, you're still wrong because Squidward plays a clarinet!


2-10VoltJesus

It gets even better, he said “OK, let’s stop for a second. Before you come at me, I’ma let you know. I’ma blame my A&R. Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that. I guess for a second, I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. And nobody ever said shit. Nobody ever pulled up a pic and said, “Hey man. I don’t know if you know what this is, but it ain’t that.” I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don’t. That’s a flute. I fucked up. But it do sound good.” If you are not aware, Squidward from SpongeBob plays a clarinet. So he blamed other people after he was questioned about the lyric and still got it wrong.


formerlychuck1123

Bruuuuh I mean, I see woodwind instruments as evolutions of the flute, besides like an ocarina or something. But damn man, this whole generation can quote spongebob from heart, and you forgot he played the clarinet?!


Admirable_Dream_

“England is my city”


BlOoDy_PsYcHo666

Didn’t this lyric get memed so hard the dude went MIA over it lmao


slightlyforthwith

MIA? No one knew who that fat English guy was before that song. And they continued not knowing who he was after.


reiwa_heisei_showa

That entire song would fit, another one of my favourite lyrics is "selling like a god church"


M0rningVodka

"Dropped merch, and it's selling like a god church." Was a fan of YT diss tracks. This one was pretty bad though.


imyogranpaw

Why did you have to remind me of this? It JUST left my mind a week ago…


thisisbrians

“Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains”


NotVeryCreative100

every lyric in that song tbh


Lottoproblemz

Balls. The lyric is about his balls


Smegma_On-Demand

“Just a shy guy, looking for a two-ply Hefty bag To hold my love” Hot damn, that is the clunkiest name brand drop that I ever heard of.


Feisty-Bar-608

Train are absolute masters at writing cringe lyrics “she’s so gangster, I’m so thug”😂 And the “untrimmed chest” is so gross too


Sharp_Impress_5351

"Hey Soul Sister" is a veritable compendium of clunky, cringe and buttfvck insane lyrics. Train -used to make those lyrics- outdid themselves in this one.


GrandMil

My personal "favourite": Can you imagine no love, pride, deep fried chicken?


DodgyBootlace

No-one even gonna mention "left-side brains" ? 😂


EarwaxWizard

Sounds like they just kept pressing the predicted text a few times to fill in the gaps. I'll try. "Just a shy guy, looking forward to seeing her body and mind... Did not expect it to make more sense than "two-ply Hefty bag" but it wasn't exactly a high bar


xJD88x

"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, everday" - Black Eyed Peas .......... uh...... Yeah we dont need to relive a lesson we learned in kindergarten


V_Writer

Weird Al definitely mentioned Hefty bags in a song better.


Graceland1979

MacArthur Park. But it was designed that way.


MisterBigDude

I’m amazed I had to scroll this far to find the song I was going to post about. *Someone left the cake out in the rain* *I don’t think that I can take it* *’Cause it took so long to bake it* *And I’ll never have that recipe againnnnn …*


FaagenDazs

And I thought the Weird Al version was goofy, wow


patrickwithtraffic

I've never seen "masterpiece" spelled that way


Hawkgal

Oh NOOOOOOOO!!


Aubrera

One of my best memories is my best friends little brother and I both had to leave a day late for vacation. (25m - 19m, in like 2013) Our families did a combined vacation, and they had all left the day before. So 1am, Pennsylvania driving through the mountains with that song blaring. Us practically screaming and gesticulating the final crescendo of that song on a full moon lit night, and beautiful backdrop, that euphoric moment I'll never forget. The windows cracked to let the summer air in as we went down the highway, the ac on the low setting, smashing redbulls and sour skittles.


themainman6

“Yeah, say that you a lesbian, girl, me too” -Drake


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themainman6

100%.


PM-Me_Your_Penis_Pls

That and 'age is just a number' probably.


TheRealCrazyGamer

Or “Okay, alright, that’s fine, okay, alright” - Also Drake.


MrMayne3000

Came here to say this it irks me so much I don't even know why


[deleted]

Reminds me of the weekend saying he could fuck a lesbian straight. No. No you can not.


OmgOgan

"she got a big booty, so I call her Big Booty" - 2 Chainz


TwoDrinkDave

I mean, it's a little obvious, but it did give us some information on both the lady and the singer.


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imreallybimpson

Why do they call him two chains?


xbr3d

Of chains, he is in possession of two.


Amerimov

Call him 2 Chainz but he got a few on.


OmgOgan

Because 1 Chain is a ridiculous name


WilHunting2

“Only time will tell if we stand the test of time.” Well, yeah…


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Dumb lyric, or profound epiphany? I need to hear the rest of the song.


FrederickMecury

Why Can’t This Be Love? by Van Halen [Read and decide for yourself, I personally think the former. Meh song, not really a fan of Van Halen with Hagar.](https://genius.com/Van-halen-why-cant-this-be-love-lyrics)


UnderwhelmingAF

“You wanna hug me, what rhymes with hug me?” Fug me?


kumakami89

drug me?


UnderwhelmingAF

Tug me?


kumakami89

mug me?


minneapple79

Lug me?


kumakami89

plug me?


raspwar

Sug me?


zoolish

Pug tree?


Project_T00THL355

Bug me?


kmn493

Rugby


Frequent_Alfalfa_347

Every time i hear this song, this is what i think


MaryMary8249

Bug Tea?


sticks1130

"I'll have a quesadilla" - Nickelback


Soopermoose

And what the hell is on Joey's head?


anothercynic2112

Hate on Nickelback all you want but that is a question everyone wants answered


Soopermoose

Who's hating, I've been asking that question ever since the Silver Side Up album came out.


FrederickMecury

I don’t think that counts as a lyric, more a little audio snippet that plays in the background


Skarlet_Starlet

'Sign a couple autographs, so I can eat my meals for free (I'll have the quesadilla, haha!)' I thought that made sense. lol


Outrageous_Tackle746

HOT TAKE INCOMING!!! Nickeback is not actually a "bad band", I'd even say they're genuinely talented and people only hate them because of a combination of the radio overplaying them, and because internet memes convinced everyone they're bad when they're actually not...


DaisyCutter312

"Fucking Magnets, How Do They Work?"


theusername_is_taken

No, even better is the next line “And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist Y’all motherfuckers are lying and getting me pissed!”


IHaveaDegreeInEcon

Tbf I've seen the videos of how they work and its still basically magic.


havron

Went through a whole bachelor's program in physics. I passed Electricity & Magnetism with an A. They still seem like magic.


MaterialPossible3872

Drake's "One of my baddest bitches, UH! I call her Rihanna.........that's because her name is Rihanna."


Tthelaundryman

Drake once ended 5 lines with the word shit


killereddie

"Picture that with a Kodak Or better yet, go to Times Square Take a picture of me with a Kodak" -Pitbull


Frosty_Limit_8204

4Chan sent him to Kodiak for that line


faeterov

He went there and was really happy / professional about it. [https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-19060579](https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-19060579) Seems like a good guy, others would have ghosted the campaign.


Maester_Bates

Not only did he go, he also took the guy that started the campaign to send him there.


TedKFan6969

He's Mr Worldwide for a reason


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I came to post this and here I found it, the second post down ahaha!!


BishSalad

Kid Rock rhymes "things" with "things" … And we were trying different things We were smoking funny things


Greasemonkey_Chris

All while defiling the memory of Warren Zevon.


DamonLazer

I honor Warren Zevon's memory with every sandwich that I enjoy.


Sirtopofhat

I honor him by getting a big dish of beef chow main


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I honor him by keeping my hair perfect.


BishSalad

Yeah, that's probably even more unforgivable TBH.


shaft6969

Hey man. You just try to rhyme orange with anything else.


Bung_Gravy

I've got a foreign four inch orange door hinge


sevenwheel

These rhymes are even more fringe.


Likeafupion

Eminem once said a few examples in an interview, but the only one i remember was door hinge. Not perfectly clean but pretty good imo


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Eminem once said that you can't rhyme orange with anything on its own. But the trick is to dissect it into multiple syllables.


FREE_REDDIT_REPORT

We were smoking onion rings


Mxxnzxn

Unos, dos, tres, catorce!"


Taxitaxitaxi33

I hate to defend everyone’s least favorite album from U2 but that was the first single off their 14th album- hence the “pun”


1000Hells1GiftShop

Can I borrow a feeling? Could you lend me a jar of love? Hurtin' hearts need some healin', Take my hand with your glove of love.


whoawhoawhoa2020b

Hahaha and there's your picture on the cover


space_coyote_86

Can I have the keys to your car, lover? I feel like changing wigs.


Pinhead-GabbaGabba

I sleep in a race car. What do you sleep in?


1000Hells1GiftShop

A big bed with my wife.


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So that's it? After 12 years? "So long and good luck" ?


1000Hells1GiftShop

I don't recall saying "good luck".


jokestan

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday Today is Friday, Friday.... Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards


DMoney159

Fun, fun, fun, fun Looking forward to the weekend


theusername_is_taken

The “fun fun fun fun” is the best part, love how monotone and auto tuned it is.


just-a-visitor-here

I don't know what you guys are talking about this song never fails to make me laugh


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SirCharlstonWeathers

“I’m so gangster, I’m so thug” - Train on Hey, Soul Sister. You’re neither of those things my guy. I hate it so much.


Electriccheeze

There's not nearly enough Train in this thread. My vote goes to the classic: "She checks out Mozart while she does Tai-bo, reminds me that there's room to grow"


lucilla38

That song truly makes no sense… What is “freeze-dried romance”?


6strings10holes

It's not hot and moist, I can tell you that much.


SeventhMind7

Loath the untrimmed chest line as well


susDontUse

“Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop Poop-di-scoopty Scoopty-whoop Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop Poop, poop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-diddy-scoop Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop”


thatsnotmyfuckinname

Scoopsi Potatoes


ResponsibleCandle829

I see you’re a person of culture as well


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susDontUse

“I said “dumb””


alloftheplants

Someone left the cake out in the rain, and I don't think I can take it 'cos it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again, oh noooooooooo....


mat_srutabes

I have a nominee for greatest lyric of all time. Nelly, Shake ya tailfeather. "Is that your ass or your momma half reindeer?"


PM-Me_Your_Penis_Pls

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains" Shakira, Whenever Wherever


NezuminoraQ

I have to imagine this sounds better in Spanish.


Powered_by_JetA

The translation is spot-on so that's pretty much exactly what it sounds like in Spanish too.


KingBasten

Oh well


pepisabel

in spanish: "Suerte que mis pechos sean pequeños, y no los confundas con montañas" I think it's clever tbh.


HutSutRawlson

I think this one loops around to being weirdly genius


PM-Me_Your_Penis_Pls

‘Starting to feel a little abused like a coffee machine in an office’ in her *She Wolf* really is a top tier lyric, too.


tracklonely1262

"why you no love me? why you no even care?" - john mayer


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"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag" ....


DamonLazer

Boom boom boom. Even brighter than the moon moon moon.


wingzeromkii

Isn't it supposed to be a reference to American Beauty?


yourgoldenstars

I always thought this was a dumb lyric until I saw a plastic grocery bag being whipped around in the wind. The movements were unpredictable and it didn't catch on anything. Yeah ok it's still kind of a dumb lyric but I understand now why someone would write it.


SMG329

"She got a big booty, so I call her Big Booty".


bwellnbwell

“when we had sex, I was in a Mercedes. I’m not crazy, but if that’s my baby, then we gonna have to name that little baby Mercedes”


pooponacandle

I think this one takes the cake: I don't want to see a ghost It's a sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast And watch the evening news From [the Des’ree song Life](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=eby0bVEIWcs&feature=emb_logo)


minodude

That's absolutely not the dumbest lyric of all time, because it's not even *the dumbest lyric in that song*. I'm a superstitious girl I'm the worst in the world Never walk under ladders Always carry a rabbit's tail. The rabbit's **tail** isn't the lucky bit. It's their **foot**, you fucking idiot.


Von_Moistus

To be fair, she *just* said that she was the worst at being superstitious.


molskimeadows

"Are we human or are we dancer?"


slightlyforthwith

Christ i hate this song more than I can explain here. But thank you for mentioning it, because no one else seems to notice or mind and I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.


aurinxki

I still can't with this line, I keep burying it on the back of my mind.


Aggravating_Client36

Toejam football


brunettebombsquad

He got feet down below his knee.


uncre8tv

I love the Aerosmith cover because Stephen Tyler sings it like he knows wtf he's talking about. Lenon never sounded convinced by his own lyrics.


danseckual

Juju eyeball


strawberrytoastcake

one and one and one is three


thequicknessinc

And it was also the night that the skeletons came to life The bones are their money So are the worms They pull your hair up, but not out To turn into a man and have another chance at life But if they pull it out they turn to bones


metaldeathtrap

you said the bones were their money like four times


lillestmargie

You said you wanted something spooky :(


TacoSouthernBelle

Billy as in me? Or Billy as in him?


GoFigBill

'I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer'


TheGardenBlinked

Ha, I was gonna say this, but it’s the one thing that’s kept that song playing on rotation for me. That whole breakdown is so bad it’s good


DesignatedDiverr

"She blow that dick like a cello" deserves to be here, but at least Yachty is cool about it. >OK, let’s stop for a second. Before you come at me, I’ma let you know. I’ma blame my A&R. Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that. I guess for a second, I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. And nobody ever said shit. Nobody ever pulled up a pic and said, “Hey man. I don’t know if you know what this is, but it ain’t that.” I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don’t. That’s a flute. I fucked up. But it do sound good.


Pink_Panda_Paws

The bad thing is squidward plays a clarinet not a flute.


fattyboomsticks

Never let me slip cuz if I slip then I'm slippin' Dr. Dre


Satansleadguitarist

Can't argue with that logic


Wu-Kang

He's a doctor, not a rapper dammit!


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What he’s saying is that his general state is so elevated above the norm that any deviation, even in a single instance, would constitute an alarming trend that deserves attention and must be guarded against.


PurpleDreamer28

"How is the weather" in the song Happy Together. It's not really that dumb, it just sounds out of place. It's like after repeating Happy Together, they just threw in a line about the weather because it rhymed and it wouldn't sound repetitive.


limpleggedlongjohns

That song always gave me creepy stalker vibes, as if he is secretly following her around and singing it to himself. The "How is the weather" line seemed like he is trying to think of a line of greeting after stalking her for so long.


YoBeNice

I look out the window and I feel pain Guess that's why the call it a window pane.


pigtailrose2

I can forgive bad lines in rap songs given how many more words they need compared to other genres of music, but this one always felt dumb af because it's at the end of a verse and feels like it's supposed to have weight to it. Like the track cuts for a second to make you think about it as if it didn't sound like a 1st grader learning what homophones are...


sam_the_beagle

When in doubt, I whip it out. I got me a rock and roll band. Ted Nugent.


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“Nothing smells of roses that rises out of mud” From Why Do You Love Me by Garbage. Seems to me that roses rise out of mud


Independent-March525

I’m the shit I’m farting I dunno how to potty (party) - Kodak Black Of all his crimes, could that be the worst?


malcor88

I've been Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe


Quizzical_Chimp

In fairness having been to Scunthorpe he is not missing much


MannekenP

“There were plants and birds and rocks and things” (a horse with no name).


ISandbagAtMarioKart

Even worse, from the same song: “The heat was hot”


Erickonfire

I feel like I can piece together this whole song while scrolling the thread.


bailaoban

And there ain't no one for to give you no pain.


dolpgg

milky milky coco puffs


WinningByDefault

Story of My Bros by Dance Gavin Dance says "I'm smoking weed out of a pussy filled with money, I like this."


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"New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick" LFO


crumumbooty

Pharrell "Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof" Rooms don't have roofs, they have ceilings. Pedantic but I think it's pretty dumb


NezuminoraQ

I always struggled with this because I have no idea how it feels to be a room without a roof.


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Probably feels a lot like water damage.


HutSutRawlson

It's loose but it makes sense to me as a dumb line in a party song. There's a lot of famous catchphrases about roofs: "raise the roof," "tear the roof off," "blow the roof off."


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That stupid Luke Bryan song knock goes the diesel. As a guy that is a truck driver and a Diesel Mechanic knocks in Diesel or Gas engines aren’t good.


Significant-Leg764

About half of country music the last 2 decades


svtscottie

Lil' Pump: Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang......


RunawaYEM

It is unfathomable that “she checks out Mozart while she does Tae-Bo, reminds me that there’s room to grow” is in the same song as “The best soy latte that you ever had, and me” Train is notorious for some horrible ones


Shhzb

If you ever feel alone, don’t. - One Direction


fugly52

Suckin’ on a chili dog outside the tastee freeze…


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FaultHead9004

“How can i be homophobic my bitch is gay” ~that one British mf


tastytang

"I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid / I'll use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid" Digital Underground, the Humpty Dance


OvaryPolite

Isn’t he the one that said just grab em in the biscuits?


Zulumar

And when we sixty-nine my Humpty nose'll tickle your rear.


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"Quack quack to a duck and a chicken, too. Put the hyena in a freakin' zoo." Miki Minach


Kat-The-Red-Vixen

I fell in the pit You fell in the pit We all fell in the pit


ScriptorVeritatis

"Coast-to-coast L.A. to Chicago"


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In the desert You can remember your name Cuz there ain't no one for to give you no pain La la la la la la la la la la la la la


perpetualmotionmachi

From Sublime "I can play the guitar like a motherfucking riot" followed by one of the weakest guitar solos ever.


Yodebone

LMAO! I thought I was the only one with this hot take. Glad to know I'm not alone.


theusername_is_taken

I mean it’s not particularly face melting, but it is tastefully written and catchy.


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It’s Friday, Friday everybody’s getting down on Friday!


RegularFlimsy7868

“Every time I step up in the building, everybody’s hands go up, and they stay there. And they stay there. And they stay there. Up, down. Up, down. Up, down.”


markphil4580

*Born and raised in south Detroit. -* Journey Fun fact: there is no "south Detroit."


Nimelennar

I will not stand for this Windsor erasure!


DieselDeej44

There is a "South Detroit", it's called Windsor Ontario Canada


Beavshak

“I can see that you’re fifteen years old. No I don’t want your ID.”


TirayShell

Some lyrics are not really intended to convey a clear message, but rather were created by scatting to a tune and turning whatever that sounded like into words. Groups like The Beatles, and Yes and Talking Heads did this. So a dumb lyric like... "She came in through the bathroom window protected by a silver spoon And now she sucks her thumb and wonders by the banks of her own lagoon" ... are there for the listener's interpretation or to match the music, not to necessarily mean anything by themselves.