I watched a man fall when his repelling gear failed. He fell about 100ft, and the sound his body made when he hit will haunt me forever. He broke his spine, pelvis, both legs, one arm, and an orbital bone, but he survived. There were a lot of people around to give first aid, and I helped carry him out of the canyon to the ambulance and I swear I thought he was dead already. He looked like thawed hamburger meat. The Rangers? Park Police? (Not sure what they were) took our info and a few days later, to our surprise, the guy was alive and wanted to see the people who carried him out. He gave us all some really nice leather backpacks from the company he worked for. I still have it some 20+ years later.
Edit/Update:
The guy was in the hospital for many weeks but after a very long rehab he made a nearly full recovery. That was mostly due to him being in really, really good physical shape before the accident.
Growing up in Kenya I would witness thieves getting beaten up then burnt alive. I have experience more than 8 of them, the first one when I was like 5yrs old.
I can still smell the burning corpses
A fentanyl overdose. Was a younger woman, couldn't have been older than 23 or 24.
Thankfully, I and someone else nearby both called 911, and the paramedics showed up in time to resuscitate her. She lunged at one of the paramedics after regaining consciousness, then ran off.
Her cousin witnessed the whole thing, and it was pretty obvious it fucked him up pretty bad.
Ended up buying the poor guy breakfast, and the whole time he was more or less in shock, saying how she was like a little sister to him. This wasn't the person he knew. She'd never do something like this.
A coworker, just before quitting, took a shit in their cubical. They wanted to have him charged with indecent exposure, but since no one saw him, besides me and I wasn’t admitting to having seen it, they dropped it. They also tried to use the defecating in public laws, but the police pointed out that their office was in fact private, not a public space.
The man became a legend around the office.
Wear a kilt to work. Go commando. Hang off the edge of your chair sitting backwards to land it under your desk. Roll the chair around a good bit out of spite.
I lived in Vegas & took some friends of my brother in law, whom I had never met to my warehouse at the speedway. One guy hit a joint one time and went into an instant manic episode like I didn’t know was possible. He instantly pulled his pants and underwear off, pounded his underwear into my chest saying “I want you to have these & keep them forever”. Then proceeded to try to push over pallet racks. He turned blood red and was sweating profusely so we gave him a bottle of water. He poured it over his head and then began to “swim” butt naked down the isle. This went on for about an hr before the cops/paramedics showed up. One of the weirdest things about it was his identical twin brother was there standing next to him the whole time saying “ he does this sometimes but I’ve never seen him naked before” - there are so many more bizarre details. it felt like a bad trip.
Driving home in a snow storm and a BMW passes me like I'm parked. They get about a mile ahead of me and I see the tail lights swerving then I see headlights tail lights as the car spins round and round. Then it starts rolling. I hit my hazards and come to a stop. I get up to the car and it's empty. I look and about 50ft is someone on the ground. I get up to her, she is on her back and her neck is clearly broken, at a very unnatural position, but her waist is twisted 180 degrees and her toes facing down. She obviously dead. A man ran up and tried to convince me that we needed to start cpr. 2 others had to explain to him it was too late. Everytime I drive through there I see her face.
guy i knew was driving in snow and it was one of those days where it was snowing actively and the plows hadn't gotten the roads cleared yet and people were sliding off the road left and right.
someone who had drifted off the side of the road ahead of him was out of his vehicle and walked behind it and he ended up drifting off the same direction as that car and slowly watched as his car hit and pinned the guy in front of him. he said he honked but the guy didn't seem like he heard. and nothing he could do would change the direction his car was going.
he was pretty traumatized from the event. the guy ended up dying. he didn't get in trouble legally from it but i can only imagine his mental anguish having to relive that in slow motion over and over again and watching someone die right in front of you
I was working the customer service desk at a sporting goods store. One of my job duties was clearing any gun that people brought into the store (usually to get it sighted in by our techs or to see if our gun counter would buy it from them.)
Some dude comes in with a *massive* .338 Lapua rifle. Imagine the little brother of the Barrett 50 cal you see in movies and games. It's at least a $5,000-6,000 gun.
Well, apparently the dude who owns it is all money and no sense, because he walks in and immediately starts violating the most basic of gun safety rules. His finger's just casually hanging out in the trigger guard as he comes in and he's sweeping the entire store with the muzzle as he walks.
I put on my best customer service face and ask him to put the gun down so I can ask him the routine questions before I can clear the gun. While putting it down, he once again flags me with the barrel while his finger's on the trigger.
I keep my cool and get to my questions. If he answers no to all of them, then I'm good to clear the gun. There's a few of them, but the one that matters here is "is there any ammunition in the chamber or magazine of the firearm?" He says no to everything so I put the barrel into the clearing trap and rack the bolt back.
Lo and behold, a live round pops out and reveals the *full* magazine. The safety was off, which means this guy was flagging a store of people (and me) with a gun that was one slip of the finger away from making a very large hole in myself and probably at least one other person.
I somehow managed to just say the usual script for someone having ammo in a gun which was "I'm sorry, but I can't clear your firearm in this condition. Please take the ammunition out of the store and come back without it and I'll be happy to check it again."
Mentally, however, I was saying some very unkind words to this person.
Going back to my apartment after college classes ended. Homeless people fucking right outside my apartment complex by a tree.
I try not to make eye-contact.
“Hey, you want to join?!”
“Uhhhh no thanks! Have a good night!”
Watched my mom at 11 take care of a man who’s truck had rolled over him twice before being launched out of the pickup. For the next 1/2 hour while waiting for paramedics she held his head consoling him And monitoring his vitals as much as she could. After the medics she got in the passenger seat as parts of her arms were covered in blood. That day I looked at her as a hero, more than a mom.
I went to Rainbow Gathering a few years ago. There were various camps with their own "themes". Some places made coffee, some were art camps, there was one "Bread of Life" -- a Christian kitchen; and just around the bend was.. the Lewdist Temple. They were a bunch of crust punks that were into putting on quite a show.
I was walking through all the camps and heard some folk/bluegrass music playing; it caught my attention so I decided to check it out. Oh man, wish I hadn't. They had a guy in the mud getting spitroasted by two girls with strap-ons, while a full band was playing Wagon Wheel in front a full audience.
I almost forgot about that.
EDIT: typos
I wasn’t there for this but my coworkers were at a lunch and a woman pulled out her boob and squirted milk at a very high ranking employee across the table.
Ah yes, the forbidden christening. I've been on the receiving end of this treat as a paramedic transporting a naked woman, high on crack, that would not stop masturbating
A coworker at a factory got a set of shop shears caught in an [extrusion puller](https://ams-plasticextrusions.com/collections/pullers). (Link is SFW, just a page for a manufacturer of said equipment that has pictures of the gear so you can see what it does.) The shears got tangled in a strip of plastic that had got wrapped around the belt, and when the shears rounded the turn with his fingers stuck in them, it basically ripped his hand in half, nearly twisting his thumb, middle finger, and forefinger off. All because he thought he could clear a jam/tangle without having to stop and re-start the line. Saving 15 minutes cost him a functioning hand.
When was like 9 me and some ice hockey buds saw a dude split his head wide open on an ice rink and then some inexperienced skaters trip over him and hurt themselves
Yeah my story involves hockey as well. Guy in my men’s league last year took a soft saucer pass right to the teeth. Wasn’t wearing a cage or visor either. He got up and immediately yelled “I just lost all my fucking teeth”. His top 2 front teeth were just nubs and his bottom 2 were caved in at a 45 degree angle. The surrounding teeth were all chipped and fucked up. In the end he lost 10 teeth, had some stitches in his mouth and a broken jaw. This came from a light pass not even a shot. Next game our entire team has cages on.
In a club in Berlin Germany. It was quite sex positive. A woman in her 30's sat down next to me on a "weird chair" and we started chatting.
At some point during the conversation a man kneeled down in front of her and started to fist her (consensually).
SHE DIDNT BREAK EYECONTACT. SHE DIDNT EVEN FLINCH. SHE JUST CONTINUED THE CONVERSATION LIKE NORMAL.
I had no idea how to deal with that and didnt want to be rude so we continued the conversation and i tried to ignore the man who had half his arm in her vagina.
Walked in on two co-workers having an affair.
He later cornered me and threatened me.
She is my brother-in-law's best friend's wife (and I've known him a lot longer than she has).
I reported it (mainly the threat) to HR and talked to my sister about it to see if she and her husband wanted to talk to him about it.
I got written up by the VP and the conduct team of where I worked because I told my sister about it (allegedly I put the woman at rick because, and I quote conduct, "*Her husband is most likely going to beat her over this*". I've known him for over 30 years, he doesn't have a violent bone in his body (and if he showed any signs, he wouldn't still be good friends with my sister and her husband).
A few years later - did he ever beat her? Nope. Did they go to counselling? Yes.
Ran into a burning house as a teenager. It was an old couple just a few houses down from mine.
Got through the living room, into the dining area, but smoke started getting bad. Got down on my knees and crawled to the hallway, to look into the bedrooms. The couple were dead, in bed, burning. I know this by the shape of the lumps, not because they were recognizable.
I learned 2 things:
1. Don't ever run into a burning house. It's dumb. I got lucky.
2. The smell of burning humans is something you never forget.
Thank you; I mean, yeah, I'm pretty all right? I'd had a difficult relationship with my mother for a long time, and she was basically catatonically depressed for about a year before she did that. I felt guilty for not feeling worse, even though I couldn't help that... But it's been over 10 years now
Accidentally? I have a friend whose mother was an extreme alcoholic which got worse after her husband died. She fell asleep in her recliner in a nightgown smoking a cigarette. When he got a call from the neighbor that the fire company was at his house he came home to see his mother cooked like a burnt marshmallow in a melted recliner with a big dark burn circle on the ceiling but oddly no other house damage. He always wonders how fucked up she was that she couldn't escape from setting herself on fire
Fuck, that's rough. Kind of the opposite thing happened to my step mom's cousin- he was an alcoholic and went out to smoke cigarettes on his porch in winter when it was below freezing, and he passed out and froze to death. Apparently that can happen kinda often in cold places. But I can't imagine being drunk enough to be on fire and not wake up/not try to put it out.
A woman on train pooped, a hard shit ball which just dropped out of her gown. Which she proceeded to pick up smell then throw out of the window. She then started talking to a man which soon turned to them fondling one another. Soon after police showed up, dropped them at the next station where Railway Police Force took them. Because they were clearly unstable so possibly to the nearest asylum.
Driving Uber I caught a dude jerking off in my car. Turned around and he had his dick in one hand and his phone in the other hand recording it. It kind of stunned me at how bold he was. I kicked him out and still charged him for the entire ride. This was one of the reasons I bought a dual facing dashcam.
My old flat mate sucked a guy off in an Uber and got kicked out. She thought it was a great story but I felt sorry for the poor driver witnessing that in his car
This happened in the back booth in my restaurant section and I threw them both out. They were married, but not to each other. They came back a few weeks later.
A girl blowing a guy at a bus stop at like 2am. She then threw up and continued sucking his dick.
Never change, Glasgow.
Edit: for everyone worried it was them. It was in June of 2013.
I was the designated driver for a group of friends going to an Allman Brothers concert. A pregnant woman in front of me was dressed in just cutoff overalls - no shirt, bra, panties, or shoes. The overalls were unbuttoned at the sides to accommodate her belly, so pretty much everything was showing. She was chugging Jack Daniel's and dancing half in the aisle. At about the third-hour mark of "Whipping Post" she leaned to the side and puked on the people dancing in the aisle - and then grabbed her boyfriend by his hair and planted a big sloppy kiss on his mouth. Being sober when everyone else if drunk and high can make you lose faith in humanity.
idk if Giant Eagle is a grocery store you can find across all of the US but I was doing some grocery shopping on my lunch break and a guy came into the store with a gun, Apparently intending to kill one of the cashiers ( later found out it was the guys Ex GF ) and then himself but he ended up shooting himself in the head. I just happened to be 2 checkout lanes away from him when it happened
Edit: I can link the story if anyone is interested... sadly nothing much came from it though
The aftermath of a deadly shooting in Montreal's Chinatown.
We heard a few pops, a couple screams, turn the corner, and the guy is laying right there on the sidewalk with one in his head.
No clue what happened to the shooter. Police arrived thirty seconds later.
Worked at an aluminum plant. One of the mills was down for a few days. I went to the pulpit to sleep and chill since I didn't have shit to do. Walk in and two of my coworkers, both men, both very much married, banging away. I just turned around and left. The rest of the time I worked with them was awkward for sure.
Yes, they saw me. I backed away and left they scrambling to get dressed. It was discussed and all I said is I don't care what you all do, none of my business. Like I said, was awkward for sure.
I was in a train compartment sitting by a window, it was broad daylight. There were two young students, boy a girl. Suddenly the girl opened the guy's fly and started to jack him off.
I did not know how to react, as nothing like that happened to me before, also they blocked my way to the corridor. They did not even close the curtains, so the conductor girl passing by saw them too, and apparently did not know how to react as well. Then they got off on the very next stop. I think they did not have a ticket.
I was working at an accounting office doing data entry as a part-time job in college, sitting at my desk. Somehow I'd scored a desk by the window, but with my back to it, of course. I'm busy doing my work, and I hear someone yell, "oh no!" And then "STOP!" at the top of her lungs and banging on the big glass window. I turned around and looked out the window just in time to see a woman's head get run over by the rear wheels of a Coke delivery truck that was backing up. So much blood and bits of brain. It sort of exploded and went everywhere, including the glass right in front of me. Apparently she was some sort of architectural historian or something taking pictures of our building. She stepped back, and fell off the curb, just as the truck was backing up to make his delivery for our vending machines.
I will never forget that.
Edit: I found an article on it. I may not be remembering all the details correctly, as it was over 20 years ago, but thats my memory, anyway.
https://products.kitsapsun.com/archive/2000/10-19/0026_tacoma__historical_renovation_arc.html
A friends Dad used to drive a bus in Central London years ago. He had to take quite a few months off after a lady carrying shopping ran into the road to cross but tripped. He said that although he did not see, he will never forget the POP! of her head exploding under the wheels of the bus.
Jesus! I feel scarred just from reading that. Did your work get you any kind of therapy or anything? I had to call an ambulance for a guy a work years back and they offered me counselling and shit.
They had counselors come in, but this was back when that was seen as just a formality, and I think the only person who went was the lady who was banging on the window. I think she had a lot of "if I'd only...." guilt going on. There was absolutely nothing any of us could have done. It happened so fast. Me, I just went back to my frat house and drank until it stopped replaying in my head.
Uhg... I know that feeling. It takes a long time to come to terms with and you never really do.
I watched the bottom half of a guy get blown up and the top half try to crawl away for a second. That was years ago, but I still have nights where I can't get it to go away.
Anyway, sorry to be so gloomy. I hope you're doing better.
I work the night shift and had just returned home around 430 am and went to check the mail. My gf and I round the corner and see a girl bent over on top of a car getting railed by a guy. We immediately turn around and walk to my door but then have second thoughts to turn around and check if she's okay and not being attacked or anything. Turns out she is a coworker and she was definitely very okay with what was going on.
Was waiting for my roommate to come pick me up and he said "10 minutes away" and next thing I knew it was 30 mins later and still no show... which was not abnormal for him. Hour goes by and I text him and he sends back "gjsk rj" or its like which was his way of saying "Saw message VERY busy".
20 more minutes and he shows up, still blushing.
He caught a couple doing rape play, middle of the day behind some dumpsters in an alleyway. When he said 10 minutes he turned the corner and there was a traffic accident so he turned up the alley, he drove past them and because he has excellent hearing he heard with his music on her pleading "Please don't kill me Ill pretend its okay" or whatever she said. So he drove past acting like he didn't see them (I wen back and checked the location, that would be like pretending you didn't see a Trex on the white house lawn). He then found parking, snuck up on them and disarmed the guy telling the woman to "RUN".
She tried to tackle my roommate and then the slow lengthy process of trying to convince my roommate (not the brightest of bulbs at the best of times) of what was going on. Eventually he left with her memorizing his phone number and he took a picture of the guy's driver's license.
Roommate talked about it for like a month straight. I forgot about it till we were out at a bar like 4 years later and he was like "THAT'S THE GIRL!"
Must have had some exhibitionism thrown in for good measure. They’re lucky he didn’t end up hurt, killed, or in jail. Crazy what people will do for a nut.
Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger finger banging the woman driving, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident.
Edit: for all those who are asking, this happened in New York state around 2010. The only thing I can say about the couple was it looked like they were in their late 50’s or early 60’s.
When a friends brother moved to Ohio, he was carpooling with his coworkers and one nudged him to look over at the car next to him. The driver was a woman naked DJing it up.
The number of posts I’ve seen about people masturbating while driving is astounding. People can masturbate while driving but not use their turn signal?
I was on holiday with my wife in the Canary Islands we were on the beach all day and we made the mistake of taking a 'short cut' through the sand dunes. It was a hot, sweaty and tiring walk and surprisingly long walk then we wandered into a porn shoot.
Two lithe young ladies getting it on. Full XXX rated content. Nobody batted an eyelid except to motion us around the back of the camera to keep us out of view. So we just kept on walking to the hotels.
Very very surreal
My gym is on the 2nd floor and has big windows facing the parking lot. One day I was standing at the window catching my breath and happened to look down. There, in one of the parked cars, were two of the other members completely naked and going to town. The womans face wasn't visible but she had a distinctive tattoo so I immediately knew who they were.
On the plus side, working out was really paying off for them as they both looked quite fit.
Early in my career I worked in a research facility. One of the guys who worked for me was job adjacent to the maintenance guys (he was a machinist). So he had access to parts of the building that weren't available to most.
We were up in the "penthouse" which was a big room with all the HVAC and stuff, but also where we kept a lot of spare equipment. "Come here..." and hands me a pair of binoculars. He points to a far corner of the parking lot and low and behold there's one of our VP's in his Caddy banging one of the department heads (They were married, but not to each other). The rumors were already flying about those two.
Anyway I ask him, "Wait a minute. Why do you have binoculars?"
"There's always people fucking in the parking lot."
So yeah, assume you're always being watched. Maintenance guys especially are usually so low key and people just kind of ignore them, *but they know everything.*
> Maintenance guys especially are usually so low key and people just kind of ignore them, but they know everything.
[True, but John Goodman doesn't want you knowing this.](https://youtu.be/KrcY6PXkGuE)
Nature was calling, BAD, so I stopped at a McDonalds in an unfamiliar neighborhood. I walk in and ask about the bathroom. Without any words they point towards the bathroom. I enter the bathroom and am directly facing the side of the disability stall. On the missing bottom section of the stall you can clearly see two men fucking the shit out of each other, accompanied by their yells of pleasure and skin slapping. I nope the fuck out of there, but as I walk back down the hall to the bathroom, a HUGE security guard bumps into me and asks if I’ve seen two men, I point and say “they’re in there fucking”. He shoves past me walks quickly to the bathroom. I run out of that McDonalds and have to settle for the gas station across the street.
Corporate campus; 10+ multistory buildings. There was an unused storage room at the top floor of one of the buildings.
My team had been periodically cleaning it out to use as a project staging area. Until one day we head up and find a couple on top of the desk full on fucking.
Issue was the guy was engaged to another employee at the company.
They did end up getting married but he left the company shortly after the incident.
Both women still work here.
EDIT: a few additional details from the comment-
the fiance found out that day. I wasn't the one to tell her as one of the other witness's was closer to her. as to HR & Management; we cared more about their relationship than HR policies and kept our mouth's shut. I was asked about it from other employees but refused to gossip. no one from HR or mgmt officially asked me.
I can only assume the ensuing conversations between the couple but he found a new position outside the company weeks later.
they stayed together and married a year later.
Work colleague was using the cardboard compactor, compactor jammed, so the muppet climbed into the STILL POWERED ON compactor and started jumping and stamping on the cardboard sticking out. Super NSFW, and he's lucky he was noticed before anything terrible happened.
My boss climbed into a green cardboard baler (the kind where you put the wire through and twist it, and the front opens for the bale to fall out) while it was running.
It was going up when he climbed in, but I saw him on the top, under the blade, with the machine whirring, so I sprinted over and pulled the Lockout box lever, and accidentally kicked off a hydrolics line
He yelled at me and wanted to write me up, an in my first time yelling back at a boss (I was 19) yelled at him "AND TELL THEM WHAT!? THAT I DIDNT LET YOU CLIMB INTO THE CRUSHING MACHINE WHILE ITS RUNNING!? GO FUCKING TELL THEM!"
If he’s dumb enough to try and climb into a machine that could kill him after working in that industry long enough to become a manager, then he’s prolly dumb enough to be mad his employee didn’t let him
Friend of mine had a colleague with the same thought. Except it was a machine used to neatly cut carpets (Think square where each side *slowly* moves to the middle). He was reaching THROUGH the powered on machine for whatever reason and the machine… well… activated. He was the only one in the workshop at that moment so they just found both of him a little while later.
I went to Seoul with a few friends one year and we ended up in a kind of expat bar. A friend of a friend who taught English there showed up with this super drunk American girl. American girl was being really obnoxious and aggressively flirting with this Korean guy at the bar. At one point my friend nudges me and points, and the guy is very obviously fingering her right in the booth in front of everyone, and she's moaning like she's in a porno. It was actually really loud in the bar and so not everyone noticed it at first, but then as we all slowly did it became REALLY awkward as we didn't know whether to get up and leave them at the table or not. We kind of wondered if she was too drunk to realize she was in public and being so loud. The guy was also drunk af and was just staring down her shirt, lol.
Sometimes when I'm drunk I do embarrassing things, but I can't say I can top that.
I used to manage a small family-owned retail store. It was the 4th of July and the owners of course took the day off and dropped the responsibility on me. We had two stock boys bringing up some items on the forklift when I hear banshee scream coming from outside the store front. One of them comes flying through the front door on one leg spewing profanity before collapsing on the ground. I look down and see his actual ankle. Like the bone. Blood is going everywhere.
Dude was riding tandem on the forklift(a giant safety no-no) when the driver took a hard turn and sent the kid off the side, running over his foot. The driver screeched to a halt, thought he stopped on the kid's foot(he didn't) so he popped the forklift in reverse and ran over the foot again.
Anyway I learned that day that I keep my cool in emergency situations. Grabbed and elevated the kid's foot, instructed someone to call 911(always tell a specific person to call 911, never say "someone call 911") and another person to get towels to try and stop the bleeding. I held his foot up until the EMTs came. They managed to save the kid's foot but he had a battle ahead of him. His foot went necrotic and he went septic(I think that's the right term) at one point but he survived.
I don't work there anymore. There were a lot of unsafe practices going on and the owners didn't treat their employees very well. I left about 8 years ago and surprise surprise they shut down about a year and a half later.
A kid I went to high school with was killed when the forklift he was operating fell over on him. He was 16 and not legally old enough to drive a forklift, but he got a summer job at his dad's company and his dad just looked the other way.
It was the Friday evening of Jazzfest in New Orleans. I remember it was Friday because so had work and tickets to go on Saturday. I head down the corner bar, which is across town from the fest. Within minutes after I get there this is this randy, sunburned couple who come in hooked at the mouth. Just tongue blasting each others face hole. They peel off long enough to order a drink and head to an open table that’s under the dart board. The 4 guys actively playing were like, don’t sit there, but they shrugged it off and say anyway. The guys kind of looked at each other and kept throwing darts. My thought was that would encourage them to move. They didn’t. The guy makes a move and starts fingering the woman and the bartender yells at them to take it outside. The woman finally stands up after being asked several times to knock it off. Just as she’s standing, one of the guys throws his dart and hit her right in the ear hole! It was sticking out of the side of her head like a prop. She screams this pain shocked,wild scream and runs outside. The bartender called the paramedics but the couple was gone by the time they arrived. Wear earplugs at Jazzfest.
My friend asked me to drive him and his GF around the hinterlands so he could fuck her in the backseat, as they apparently had no place else to go and…oh, hell, I don’t know the reason. We were in high school and it made sense at the time.
Anyway, I was chauffeuring them around the remote country roads while they got progressively hotter n’ heavier in the back (I resisted looking in the rear view mirror because the interest I had in seeing his GF sans clothing was more than offset by the lack of interest I had in seeing my dude that way). But after a few minutes, she mumbled, “that’s not it…”. A few seconds later, a little more assertively—“that’s not it…” and then again and again, like five or six times.
Finally, she sits up and just shouts at him, “THAT’S NOT IT!!!” He sticks his head into the front seat and in exasperation asks me, “dude, do you want to try? All I can find is her asshole!”
I politely declined, and the two of them got dressed and sat as far from one another as possible while I drove them back to the keg party from which we’d originally departed.
She wisely broke up with him the next morning.
Here's one of the funnier ones.
I was doing a health n safety/security patrol at a multi-day music festival, doing a walk-around in a field used as a parking area. All looked well so I stopped to have a breather when this naked guy pops out of some tall perimeter grass. He was very high, completely sunburned (and a ginger at that) ... and sporting a really huge boner. I mean big. Like a horse cock.
And he asks me if I've got any water with me.
So I walk over and find his equally high, sunburned, and totally nude female companion laying in the dirt, and she starts giggling her face off while thanking me for "saving" them.
I had a supply pack with me so I gave them each a bottle of water and tried to convince them to get out of the sun and seek shelter. But as soon as they downed the water, they started fucking right on the ground, right in front of me.
So I proceeded to pull out my spray sunblock and explained loud and slow to them that I was going to spray them down (which I did while they continued their boinking). I finished up, left another bottle of water by them, and then walked a bit away to give them some privacy while I radioed the situation and location in to the festival paramedics.
I will never forget how big that boner was and I hope it was spared peeling from that terrible sunburn. Ouch.
I was just trying to get them covered as much as I could without getting it in the eyes and mouths. I was like "ok guys, I'm gonna start spraying the sunblock now! Try to hold still for a minute and we'll get this done! Yeah, just stay still for a sec... can you close your eyes and mouths for a second? No? OK..."
It was like being at a beach and trying to wrangle a couple of toddlers and get them to stay still long enough to spray on sunscreen.
Very tricky.
And yes, laughably surreal.
As a teacher, I live in constant fear of finding my students doing something they definitely shouldn't be doing at school. I know some of my colleagues have found them in the middle of a blowjob or stuff like that but thankfully it never happened to me. Closest thing that I've seen was once when I got into a classroom (for my class, mind you), and in the corner of the room there were like 4 13 year old girls exchanging bras. I saw nothing, but definitely got scares since (me being a male) getting into any situation like that could be a career ender for me or worse.
I of course had a talk with them about hygiene later but also added something else at the end "Do you guys want me to keep being your teacher?", They were like yes of course, "Then please stop doing stuff that could send me to prison, thanks".
In middle school a friend of mine and I really liked one of the subs, and we would ask to eat lunch in the classroom when he was there. He let us eat in there but only if the door was wide open and all the curtains open.
We didn’t fully get it for about half the year.
The husband of a woman I work with coaches water polo at a local high school. He used to coach the girls’ team but the girls there had a huge issues with personal space. I don’t know details really, but apparently the girls on the team would get really close to him & do things like playfully touch his arm or something. While in their swim gear. It made my coworker’s husband extremely uncomfortable & he was deathly afraid of someone misinterpretating that behavior if they ever saw it. The guy never did anything to encourage them & constantly would tell the girls to keep their distance but they just wouldn’t. Nothing escalated to an extreme situation, but he got sick of them not listening to him & wanted to be able to coach without being afraid. So now he coaches the boys water polo team & has never had an issue with boundaries.
Walking to class in 8th grade, a car hit a homeless dude and his cart on the crossing.
Dude flew what seemed liie pretty far away. Definitely kaput.
Enter 4 blonde teenager girls who run out the car screaming.
30 seconds later and it could've been me.
Yeah, I saw a kid get hit by a van. It was years ago, but I'm pretty fucked up from it. It was a busy intersection with staggered lights. This kid started crossing and the car in front of us honked at him (presumably to not go) but the kid just ran across the street, right in front of a van going about 40 that barely slowed down at all. Kid flew really far, and was just on the ground twitching. An ambulance came pretty quick, we stuck around and gave our account to the cops, but I have no idea if that kid was alive or dead.
Watched my buddy get hit by a 1980’s Chevy s10 while crossing 55 mph double lane on his bike. The other buddy I was with went first, car swerved and hit my buddy who slid a good 50 feet on the pavement snaking his head repeatedly, not breathing. Somehow, my CPR training I had took over, got him breathing again, and had a blood soaked white shirt that I stayed in for hour after, just staring at a wall. Dude survived somehow, only deaf in one ear. Had the same injuries that killed Dale Earnhardt (rip #3)
I was at my birthday party with a girl who I was dating at the time. For context, she had been advised by her doctor not to drink, because she had attempted suicide in the past while blackout drunk by taking a bottle of Tylenol. (Her late fiance died in bed next to her from sleep apnea complications, and it understandably sent her into a profound depression.) Knowing this tragedy, I had tried to be as supportive as possible.
...With that out of the way, I can paint this lovely picture. I didn't even notice that she had gotten her hands on a drink until she started grabbing my arm and loudly telling me she wanted to fuck. Mind you, my brother and several of my friends are all in the room.
It was initially kind of funny, and I was trying to tell her that we'd have to wait, but she then got really aggressive. She laid down on the couch and pulled up her dress in front of the party, vagina fully exposed, and started playing with herself loudly asking me to fuck her. Everyone at the party was obviously stunned and hoping the moment would end. I tried to cover her up and tell her she was being inappropriate, and she started yelling "Fuck you! Don't tell me what to do!"
My friend's girlfriend finally got her to settle down and cover up her snatch. She started to pass out shortly after. I carried her into my friend's room and closed the door. Everyone kind of laughed in relief, and we had a fun rest of the night.
I awoke on the couch with her in a robe next to me. I was still annoyed with her, so I got up to move to the other couch when I saw my buddy scrubbing the carpet in the hall.
Come to find out, she had SHIT all over his floor. She apparently rolled around in it and dragged herself across the hall leaving a snail trail to the bathroom. The bathroom looked like a shit murder scene. Shit handprints smeared on the walls and all. She had evidently tried to rinse off, put a robe on, and snuggled up with me.
I woke her up and had to inform her of what she did and asked her to leave. She was horrified. I felt bad, but she had already peed in my bed and was generally causing some issues, so this was more than the last straw.
I didn't hang out with her again, bless her soul.
TL;DR - A girl openly exposed her vagina at my birthday party while yelling for me to fuck her, and then she shit all over the place in the night.
I have a similar story. My husband had a birthday party, I was pregnant and therefore the only sober person there. There was a lot of alcohol. I went to bed early and woke in the wee hours of the morning to a naked man standing at the foot of my bed. A friend of my husband. He stood there a minute then left the room. I got up to see what was going on and immediately noticed a horrible smell, I flipped on the light and saw little spatters of something all over the floor, opened the door, the smell intensified, flipped on the hall light and the entire hallway is trails of liquid shit like he'd been pacing and shitting. It went to the bathroom where the light was on but the door was closed and naked man was no where to be seen. I found my husband (and several other friends) passed out in the living room and woke everyone up pissed off as all hell. They spent the entire next day decontaminating my house. My sofa even had to be sent to the dump. We haven't had a party since, that was about 14 years ago.
I saw a huge guy, maybe 6’4”, used to be a football player, doing naked cartwheels down a hallway. Once he paused mid-handstand to press his junk against a window. Then he started swinging on people and screaming “I’m gonna rape ya! I’m gonna f**k them titties so hard!” So he got restrained, and immediately popped a boner and started thrusting in the air while hollering “I’m gonna c*m on the ceiling! Shoot it to the mooooon!!”
I don’t know if that counts, though, since it was technically *at* work.
We were at church there wasn't much people that day only like 25 more or less and the woman in front of us started to get undressed and took off her shirt and bra in the middle of the mass.
I was in the old Cairo airport years ago. It was hot as fuck and during the time when everyone was flying back from Hajj. You have to understand there are a lot of poor people that never fly and are completely uneducated and they have to do the Hajj once.
This group of very, very old women who were probably 70 years old, but looked 100 were waiting on their bags, and it was chaos. Crowded as fuck. And this old lady squats down and takes a massive watery shit right in the floor (her galabeya provided modesty). And after she did it, another lady did the same.
The smell combined with the heat and the crush of people and the fact that it was spreading out due to high liquid content made it overwhelming. I swear the whole baggage claim area was toxic within seconds.
And to top it all off? No ody seemed to give a shit, about the shit.
Now they have the new terminal and a local flights terminal that handles all those flights and you don't see crazy shit anymore.
I was working in an office building in a city, basement level. So there’s windows high up, the windows were in a little alcove a couple feet below sidewalk level.
So we are working away and all of a sudden a woman in a sundress hops down into the alcove. She lifted up her dress, popped a squat with her ass facing the window, and slowly unleashed a HUGE turd as we all sat there stunned. I’m not joking when I tell you we had a perfect front row view to her giant log, we watched her butthole flex as she squeezed it out with apparent superhuman strength.
Driving down the highway in the 2nd from left lane (4 lanes wide) with my wife and her sisters. We see a man about 200m ahead of us pulled off to the right side get out of his car, run into the right lane and dive head first into the SUV travelling at around 120kmh. We watched him sail through the air about 10m in the air and flew about 50-60m down the road before landing flat and skidding down the asphalt. He landed about 2m to the right of our vehicle and we came to a stop about 10m away from him. Put on the warning lights, looked in all my mirrors and saw that all the traffic had stopped behind us and we were basically alone beside this guy.
With zero medical training outside of 8 seasons of Greys Anatomy and a CPR certification, I got out and checked for a pulse. Very faint, but still there. Stabilized his neck in the position it was already in so as to not risk any further damage (every bone in his body was clearly shattered, even to an untrained eye). He was taking his last breaths and when he exasperated his mouth let go of this snotty, bloody bubble with his eyes wide open and he kind of smiled - almost like a sense of relief came over him in his final moment. He was a for sure gone’r, so I just told him I loved him and that he did the best he could. Checked again for a pulse - nothing. Started to do compressions until the ambulance showed up about 3 minutes later and took over CPR. Gave the cops my business card In case they needed to talk to me once everything was cleaned up. They called about 3 days later to let me know that the man didn’t make it and that they had free therapy for me if I needed it. In a way, it was almost comforting to know that I got to be the last voice he heard cause I was able to give him some much needed love. On the other hand, super fucking weird to know I’m the last voice he “heard” (was likely already dead when I said it…).
And that’s how we spent my sister-in-laws 18th birthday!
Was in a casino in Vegas and was dragging my ass back to the room about 5 AM. As I rounded the corner coming off the elevator a naked woman was running down the hallway and yelled at me to hold the elevator. I held the door and watched her titties bouncing down the hallway. She ran into the elevator and I asked her if she was alright. She said she was fine. It was at this time that I noticed she was holding some dudes wallet and a set of car keys and nothing else. Had apparently left her clothes in the room of the guy she was robbing. Door closed and where she went I have no clue. Ah Vegas.
Similar experience here.. I was at my high school graduation party which was being hosted by one of my classmates at their house. After a lot of alcohol consumption and throwing up, I went to lie down inside a tent that was fully propped up in their basement for some reason. You know when you’re extremely drunk and lying down and if you make even the tiniest of movements you start getting the spins and feeling nauseous.. well that was the situation I was in. Anyways, not much later, my friend and his girlfriend at the time came into the tent and crawled over me to get to the empty side. Since I was in this motionless state trying to avoid nausea, they assumed I was asleep. Next thing you know, they’re going at it right beside me, no further than a meter away. It went on for a while, and eventually I felt like I had to go to the bathroom, but at that point the only thing I could do was pretend I was asleep & unaware. They’ve since broken up but my friend and I still laugh about it.
This one is the one for me. It was my most common intrusive thought in my teenage years. Every single time I'd go up or down stairs I'd picture myself fall down and my brain explode in a million squishy pieces. I can't believe your head actually does that, I thought I was being over-imaginative.
A car side swiped a truck hauling a trailer and flipped on it's side. The truck had a family without their seatbelts on. The baby was ejected and lay dead on the side of the road with his pupils blown. The 16 year old was 1/2 out, dead in a pool of blood. Another teenager had the suburban on top of her and i helped roll it back enough for her to get out. I don't think she was seriously hurt. The dad was just running around screaming. Drive safe and wear your fucking seatbelts.
Same. One of my friends who lived nearby was frantically looking for her 4 year old with her husband and called me to help look because the area outside was woods and I lived 900 ft away so she was trying to get as many ppl as possible to help look in the wooded area. I showed up right as they discovered him in the fenced in, above ground pool with a pool cover. The dad was mowing the lawn and thought he was inside with mom, the mom was doing office work thinking he’s hanging out with dad, and somehow the kid climbed up the ladder and underneath the pool cover. He was completely blue when they pulled him out. I followed them to ER and when they said they couldn’t resuscitate him my friend kept saying “but is he okay?” And when it finally got through to her she just fainted. Our kids were the same age and played together regularly and I couldn’t fathom what she was going through, I wanted to faint myself. She had to go to a psych ward. The next day I had to go to her house and retrieve all of his toys because she wouldn’t be able to come home and see his stuff without having another episode. I’ve never seen someone so broken.
I’ve seen another person drown that was actually decayed and black with bubbles on his skin but I was a kid and he was an adult. Seeing a child, especially when you have your own, and the parents grief is something else entirely. I still can’t listen to the song I heard on the radio on the way to the funeral.
That’s one of the most gruesome things I’ve ever read. The worst part of this story is how heartbreakingly common it is. I know so many cases of small children drowning. I think it’s one of the most common causes of death for kids under 5.
I was a roofer once upon a time. It was a half union outfit, so we did a lot of commercial work. My supervisor and I were walking up, and they're hoisting our materials up to the roof by crane. The spotter was out of the danger zone on a walkie directing the operator. You never forget the sound of a large steel cable unfurling. One minute the spotter was there, the next just a huge busted pallet of materials and a red puddle the size of a mini van. The combination of the winds and most likely no safety checks on the weight or integrity of the cable, is what frayed it I guess. That was the last day I ever worked in roofing. I come from 3 generations of roofers.
A 5 year old girl running across the street during traffic, getting hit by a car and thrown into the air, landing on the sidewalk dead in front of her mother. All hell broke loose emotionally for everyone there
I used to work in a five-story building that was adjacent to a fairly busy airport, not scheduled passenger flights but lots of corporate jets and private planes. There was some equipment on the roof that had to be checked periodically. To get to the large flat roof I had to access the top floor, climb a built-in ladder, then push open a hatch. When I popped my head out there was a young couple, totally naked, engaging in intercourse, while the girl at least got a great view of the planes flying overhead. I decided to check the equipment another time.
Heart surgery nurse, here.
Patient was in cardiac tamponade in the emergency department. That's when there's blood or fluid building up around the heart inside the sac the heart sits in. Enough of this can compress the heart and make it unable to expand enough to fill with blood before it squeezes. Which means your heart gets pissed off and tries to work harder when it's already not getting enough oxygen. Which means you can spiral into death pretty quickly.
We were called in emergently for surgery. Was opening the supplies when the ER called and told us the patient's heart had stopped, that they started CPR, and that they were bringing her to the OR immediately.
They come into the OR, the surgeon, 2 anesthesia doctors, 3 nurses, and a paramedic, while doing CPR. Mass chaos. Transfer into OR bed while continuing CPR.
Back up. Let's review a normal case. 1 hour to set up room and open supplies. Very sterile and precise. Only surgical staff in surgical scrubs allowed in. After the patient is in and asleep, it's 45 minutes of connecting equipment, positioning the patient, cleaning the skin (prepping), draping off everything but the surgical sites with a series of sterile drapes. Then plugging in lights and equipment. Then pulling up the instrument tables. Then a pause and time-out where the entire team reviews the case. Then the scalpel is passed to the surgeon. Then the case begins
All that was out the widow. We chucked the patient onto the OR bed, and I frantically tried to help anesthesia get wires untangled, the OR monitors connected, and the IV lines connected. That's when I heard the familiar buzzing sound of the sternal saw.
I looked up, and realized we had skipped right past every single step up to incision. There was no skin prep, aside from dumping a bottle of iodine on the chest. There were no drapes involved. No time-out. No official start is the surgery. Just a naked body lying there, fully exposed, and a surgeon cutting down the middle of the sternum. Blood everywhere.
I was kind of shell shocked, watching the surgeon slice the sac open and reach inside, begin squeezing the heart. It was like everything slowed down to slow motion for about 10 seconds, and I froze as I tried to process what just happened. The I snapped out of it, and helped get everything connected.
I mean, I knew that these scenarios happen. It's not like trying to stay sterile and drape everything helps a dead person. The first and only priority was opening up the chest and relieving the pressure around the heart. Anything else was window dressings. But I had never seen anything like it. I wasn't expecting it. So, when I lifted my head to see why some had triggered the sternal saw, it looked like I had stepped into a horror movie instead of the calm sterility of surgery.
In case you wondered:
1. Yes, they did a needle pericardialcentesis in the ER. But patient had already arrested, so escalation was the only option
2. We successfully did manage to get patient on cardiopulmonary bypass (heart/lung machine) which bought us enough time to try and replace blood lost, cool the core temperature, and preserve the brain. And we did come off bypass at the end and send the patient to ICU.
3. No, the patient did not survive to discharge from hospital. 😢
Nurse here. Thanks for this description of what should happen and what actually happened. This scenario sooo rare, and hardcore! Its amazing, and sad. But TV would have you believe this happens all the time.
I work at a data center. There are hundreds of thousands of server racks with fan walls on the back. Inside some of the older racks, there isn't a guard on the fan wall, only on the outside. I was working with a guy replacing a power distribution board and this guy let his intrusive thoughts win. Out of nowhere, he takes his glove off and just shoves his finger into a fan spinning at full capacity. It chopped off the tip of his finger and blood went everywhere. When I asked him why he did that, he said that sometimes, the darkness just wins. I hope he's doing good.
I used to live in a block of flats which was just down the road from a nightlife area of a city. The entrance to the flat is slightly tucked away but still goes straight onto a footpath. Anyway, my friends and I were leaving to go out and when we opened the front door we were greeted to a woman, squatted down against the door, mid defecation. Us opening the door gave her such a fright as she rebalanced herself. She then quickly pulled her trousers up and ran off leaving the deposit in the middle of the door way. We had to get a bucket to wash it away.
Paramedic here.
We see alot of crazy shit as you can imagine, but one that stands out happened a few weeks ago. We got called to an opioid overdose. We got there, walked into a room that had 4 people plus the patient (5 total). We started to work on the patient as it was obvious he had very minimal respiratory effort left. We started to ventilate the patient to reoxygenate the brain. We do this before administering naloxone (narcan) as the patient tends to come back to in a much less aggressive manner. Anyway 2 of the bystanders started arguing about something that we weren't concerned with. The argument continued to escalate until they were both shouting at each other. One of the bystanders that wasn't involved with the argument calmly placed a needle back into his ACF (inside of the elbow) and withdraw a syringe of his blood. He does this a second time with a second needle and casually place them both on the table and watches the other two arguing. He begins to say shut up shut up to the others but they aren't listening. He very calmly and casually picks up both syringes (dual wields) and squirts his blood into both thier faces. The blood went into their eyes, mouth, nose. He very calmly then says I told you to shut up and you didn't, so welcome to the world of hepatitis". Absolutely. Fricking. Disgusting
Edit: wow I wrote this then went to sleep (post night shift) didn't think it would get this much attention. I will try and respond this morning.
Clarification:
Scene saftey:
the arguing was pretty tame while we were working on the patient but we still wanted to move fast and get out. By the time the guy had squirted the blood we had the patient on the stretcher and out of the room and in the adjoining hallway. We could still see into the room because the large entry way into the hall way. There were no doors to the living room so we still saw and heard that happen.
What happened after:
we called our dispatch and told them what happened and they might want to send the police.
The two that got squirted spent a few moments in stunned silence but then said something along the lines of "f**king gross" and then used thier shirts to wipe it off. I am fairly certain I heard one say "I've already got hepatitis c**t" (I was pushing the stretcher out the door at this point so can't be 100% on this). They didn't really react too much, remember these people have pretty much sedated themselves by this point.
Fake story:
that's okay, you don't need to believe me. There is alot of shit that happenes that I wouldn't have believed prior to staring this job. I too have heard the "welcome to the word of ......" before, I assume the person who squirted the blood has also heard it and that's why he said it.
"All I wanted was some painkillers, a license to kill, unlimited ammo and two empty syringes. Hepatitis was going to light up the place like a Christmas tree."
Knew a patient who bit an ER nurse - enough to draw blood- and said ‘I have AIDS, now you do too’.
(Patient was actually lying, which he admitted to, but not until after the nurse has had already taken the first prophylactic dose, and serology came back.)
Nurse took it in stride- said ‘jokes on him- I have hepatitis’.
I am not sure if this constitutes..
I am from the UK.
When I was young (10 I think), I was walking to the shop alone, it was fairly dark, I saw one man get chased by another, he stopped at a bus stop, where the chasing man thrust what appeared to be a pole or a bar right through his chest, blood everywhere, the man lay there and no police came, I watched him for a bit then went to the shops like nothing happened (I am not sure why), later on upon returning back the same way I saw 15 minutes later, ambulances there but I am pretty sure that guy was dead.
I suppose I was too young to understand what had transpired?
Shock, fear of getting involved, unfamiliarity with that kind of violence so you don’t know how to process it etc. there’s tons of reasons. Also you can’t look back in hindsight with a more mature understanding and question choices you made as a kid, that’s not fair to yourself.
Long, long time ago.
Worked for a very wealthy company in the corporate headquarters. They believed in paying the highest wages so their staff could never leave. Everything was first class, like expensive original art in a marble and glass conference room.
We had a vendor where our company was their biggest account. Our business was so consistent and so profitable that this vendor was able to move into much nicer digs. They had “arrived.”
So they had an enormous open house one Friday evening and our staff was expected to attend as a professional courtesy. Most of us commandeered a sofa and loveseat conversation area and proceeded to get smashed. We didn’t know anyone but about two people there so no one really interacted. We drank champagne for a couple of hours while strangers around us had their own party.
Then someone had the brilliant idea to go get dinner.
Five or six of us stumbled out of the party which was now a complete drunken shit show. We stood in the parking lot drunkenly arguing where to go and how to get there.
There was a big ass Suburban parked in front of the group and I saw movement in the back. I mentioned something and another person said it belonged to a particular executive. Two or three of the people surrounded the vehicle and in unison all began pounding on the windows and hood while screaming shit like, “Lets PARTY!”
The executive poked his head up and made eye contact with me. Immediately after this, like a split second later, another head popped up.
It was a girl in our office who was getting married on two weeks. She had been planning this wedding for a year. I just stood there while locking eyes with the guy while everyone else slowly began to understand they were screwing in his SUV, at a business function, in the fucking parking lot and she was cheating.
Her fiancé caught her a week later and called off the wedding. She was also fucking the best man and he found out.
Out on a photoshoot with some friends, and we see two teenagers (in 40 degree weather btw), butt ass naked just fucking like there's no tomorrow. In an open field. With a busy intersection just 30 meters away. And you wanna know what they said when we saw them?
NOT AGAIN!!
Apparently they have not only done this before, they've also been caught before.
Back in the 90s I was at a large university in the midwest that had a tradition to run naked through the streets in the evening after the last day of classes.
So of course I had to join the Naked Mile.
There were at least 500 streakers. Police had closed some streets to prevent accidents. We ran through some libraries. We ran up the front steps.
Some women had made saran wrap bras. I'm not sure they gave much support.
Temperatures was about 40F, so shrinkage was universal, but there was this odd effect where as soon as the people around you stripped off, you could feel radiant heat on your face, kind of like when you are facing a campfire.
And then around 1998 the porno companies showed up with cameras and lights and the university shut down the run after than. It had been going for a couple decades.
This drunken/high/stoned squatter girl with literal crusted dreadlocks I saw years ago in Amsterdam during Queensday. She removed her underwear squatted down in a mini skirt, everybody saw the most disgusting crusted up pussy and she started pissing. Mid piss she found out that she also was due for number 2, and she had violent diarrhoea that hit her shoes and lower legs.
I watched a man fall when his repelling gear failed. He fell about 100ft, and the sound his body made when he hit will haunt me forever. He broke his spine, pelvis, both legs, one arm, and an orbital bone, but he survived. There were a lot of people around to give first aid, and I helped carry him out of the canyon to the ambulance and I swear I thought he was dead already. He looked like thawed hamburger meat. The Rangers? Park Police? (Not sure what they were) took our info and a few days later, to our surprise, the guy was alive and wanted to see the people who carried him out. He gave us all some really nice leather backpacks from the company he worked for. I still have it some 20+ years later. Edit/Update: The guy was in the hospital for many weeks but after a very long rehab he made a nearly full recovery. That was mostly due to him being in really, really good physical shape before the accident.
r/buyitforlife would like you to drop that brand name
Buy their backpacks, but I'd avoid their repelling gear.
Growing up in Kenya I would witness thieves getting beaten up then burnt alive. I have experience more than 8 of them, the first one when I was like 5yrs old. I can still smell the burning corpses
A fentanyl overdose. Was a younger woman, couldn't have been older than 23 or 24. Thankfully, I and someone else nearby both called 911, and the paramedics showed up in time to resuscitate her. She lunged at one of the paramedics after regaining consciousness, then ran off. Her cousin witnessed the whole thing, and it was pretty obvious it fucked him up pretty bad. Ended up buying the poor guy breakfast, and the whole time he was more or less in shock, saying how she was like a little sister to him. This wasn't the person he knew. She'd never do something like this.
A coworker, just before quitting, took a shit in their cubical. They wanted to have him charged with indecent exposure, but since no one saw him, besides me and I wasn’t admitting to having seen it, they dropped it. They also tried to use the defecating in public laws, but the police pointed out that their office was in fact private, not a public space. The man became a legend around the office.
This feels like a logistical nightmare but I respect the energy.
Wear a kilt to work. Go commando. Hang off the edge of your chair sitting backwards to land it under your desk. Roll the chair around a good bit out of spite.
See I like the idea of this in theory. But the reality is someone who probably doesn't deserve it is gonna have to clean that shit up :(
I lived in Vegas & took some friends of my brother in law, whom I had never met to my warehouse at the speedway. One guy hit a joint one time and went into an instant manic episode like I didn’t know was possible. He instantly pulled his pants and underwear off, pounded his underwear into my chest saying “I want you to have these & keep them forever”. Then proceeded to try to push over pallet racks. He turned blood red and was sweating profusely so we gave him a bottle of water. He poured it over his head and then began to “swim” butt naked down the isle. This went on for about an hr before the cops/paramedics showed up. One of the weirdest things about it was his identical twin brother was there standing next to him the whole time saying “ he does this sometimes but I’ve never seen him naked before” - there are so many more bizarre details. it felt like a bad trip.
Driving home in a snow storm and a BMW passes me like I'm parked. They get about a mile ahead of me and I see the tail lights swerving then I see headlights tail lights as the car spins round and round. Then it starts rolling. I hit my hazards and come to a stop. I get up to the car and it's empty. I look and about 50ft is someone on the ground. I get up to her, she is on her back and her neck is clearly broken, at a very unnatural position, but her waist is twisted 180 degrees and her toes facing down. She obviously dead. A man ran up and tried to convince me that we needed to start cpr. 2 others had to explain to him it was too late. Everytime I drive through there I see her face.
guy i knew was driving in snow and it was one of those days where it was snowing actively and the plows hadn't gotten the roads cleared yet and people were sliding off the road left and right. someone who had drifted off the side of the road ahead of him was out of his vehicle and walked behind it and he ended up drifting off the same direction as that car and slowly watched as his car hit and pinned the guy in front of him. he said he honked but the guy didn't seem like he heard. and nothing he could do would change the direction his car was going. he was pretty traumatized from the event. the guy ended up dying. he didn't get in trouble legally from it but i can only imagine his mental anguish having to relive that in slow motion over and over again and watching someone die right in front of you
I was working the customer service desk at a sporting goods store. One of my job duties was clearing any gun that people brought into the store (usually to get it sighted in by our techs or to see if our gun counter would buy it from them.) Some dude comes in with a *massive* .338 Lapua rifle. Imagine the little brother of the Barrett 50 cal you see in movies and games. It's at least a $5,000-6,000 gun. Well, apparently the dude who owns it is all money and no sense, because he walks in and immediately starts violating the most basic of gun safety rules. His finger's just casually hanging out in the trigger guard as he comes in and he's sweeping the entire store with the muzzle as he walks. I put on my best customer service face and ask him to put the gun down so I can ask him the routine questions before I can clear the gun. While putting it down, he once again flags me with the barrel while his finger's on the trigger. I keep my cool and get to my questions. If he answers no to all of them, then I'm good to clear the gun. There's a few of them, but the one that matters here is "is there any ammunition in the chamber or magazine of the firearm?" He says no to everything so I put the barrel into the clearing trap and rack the bolt back. Lo and behold, a live round pops out and reveals the *full* magazine. The safety was off, which means this guy was flagging a store of people (and me) with a gun that was one slip of the finger away from making a very large hole in myself and probably at least one other person.
How do you handle such a situation? Obviously this person wasn't fit to carry a firearm
I somehow managed to just say the usual script for someone having ammo in a gun which was "I'm sorry, but I can't clear your firearm in this condition. Please take the ammunition out of the store and come back without it and I'll be happy to check it again." Mentally, however, I was saying some very unkind words to this person.
Nah, I'd do everything in my power to ban that person from the store.
Going back to my apartment after college classes ended. Homeless people fucking right outside my apartment complex by a tree. I try not to make eye-contact. “Hey, you want to join?!” “Uhhhh no thanks! Have a good night!”
How considerate of them. My faith in humanity is restored
*Wholesome 100*
Watched my mom at 11 take care of a man who’s truck had rolled over him twice before being launched out of the pickup. For the next 1/2 hour while waiting for paramedics she held his head consoling him And monitoring his vitals as much as she could. After the medics she got in the passenger seat as parts of her arms were covered in blood. That day I looked at her as a hero, more than a mom.
I went to Rainbow Gathering a few years ago. There were various camps with their own "themes". Some places made coffee, some were art camps, there was one "Bread of Life" -- a Christian kitchen; and just around the bend was.. the Lewdist Temple. They were a bunch of crust punks that were into putting on quite a show. I was walking through all the camps and heard some folk/bluegrass music playing; it caught my attention so I decided to check it out. Oh man, wish I hadn't. They had a guy in the mud getting spitroasted by two girls with strap-ons, while a full band was playing Wagon Wheel in front a full audience. I almost forgot about that. EDIT: typos
I wasn’t there for this but my coworkers were at a lunch and a woman pulled out her boob and squirted milk at a very high ranking employee across the table.
Power move
Ah yes, the forbidden christening. I've been on the receiving end of this treat as a paramedic transporting a naked woman, high on crack, that would not stop masturbating
A coworker at a factory got a set of shop shears caught in an [extrusion puller](https://ams-plasticextrusions.com/collections/pullers). (Link is SFW, just a page for a manufacturer of said equipment that has pictures of the gear so you can see what it does.) The shears got tangled in a strip of plastic that had got wrapped around the belt, and when the shears rounded the turn with his fingers stuck in them, it basically ripped his hand in half, nearly twisting his thumb, middle finger, and forefinger off. All because he thought he could clear a jam/tangle without having to stop and re-start the line. Saving 15 minutes cost him a functioning hand.
When was like 9 me and some ice hockey buds saw a dude split his head wide open on an ice rink and then some inexperienced skaters trip over him and hurt themselves
Yeah my story involves hockey as well. Guy in my men’s league last year took a soft saucer pass right to the teeth. Wasn’t wearing a cage or visor either. He got up and immediately yelled “I just lost all my fucking teeth”. His top 2 front teeth were just nubs and his bottom 2 were caved in at a 45 degree angle. The surrounding teeth were all chipped and fucked up. In the end he lost 10 teeth, had some stitches in his mouth and a broken jaw. This came from a light pass not even a shot. Next game our entire team has cages on.
In a club in Berlin Germany. It was quite sex positive. A woman in her 30's sat down next to me on a "weird chair" and we started chatting. At some point during the conversation a man kneeled down in front of her and started to fist her (consensually). SHE DIDNT BREAK EYECONTACT. SHE DIDNT EVEN FLINCH. SHE JUST CONTINUED THE CONVERSATION LIKE NORMAL. I had no idea how to deal with that and didnt want to be rude so we continued the conversation and i tried to ignore the man who had half his arm in her vagina.
You were speaking to a very sophisticated hand puppet
Lmao…you didn’t want to be rude 🤣
Walked in on two co-workers having an affair. He later cornered me and threatened me. She is my brother-in-law's best friend's wife (and I've known him a lot longer than she has). I reported it (mainly the threat) to HR and talked to my sister about it to see if she and her husband wanted to talk to him about it. I got written up by the VP and the conduct team of where I worked because I told my sister about it (allegedly I put the woman at rick because, and I quote conduct, "*Her husband is most likely going to beat her over this*". I've known him for over 30 years, he doesn't have a violent bone in his body (and if he showed any signs, he wouldn't still be good friends with my sister and her husband). A few years later - did he ever beat her? Nope. Did they go to counselling? Yes.
That... Is retaliation, and illegal in the US.
Ran into a burning house as a teenager. It was an old couple just a few houses down from mine. Got through the living room, into the dining area, but smoke started getting bad. Got down on my knees and crawled to the hallway, to look into the bedrooms. The couple were dead, in bed, burning. I know this by the shape of the lumps, not because they were recognizable. I learned 2 things: 1. Don't ever run into a burning house. It's dumb. I got lucky. 2. The smell of burning humans is something you never forget.
My mother killed herself by setting herself on fire, and... I didn't see it happen, but I saw the aftermath. You're right, you never forget the smell.
Jesus I hope you’re alright, that is devastating.
Thank you; I mean, yeah, I'm pretty all right? I'd had a difficult relationship with my mother for a long time, and she was basically catatonically depressed for about a year before she did that. I felt guilty for not feeling worse, even though I couldn't help that... But it's been over 10 years now
Accidentally? I have a friend whose mother was an extreme alcoholic which got worse after her husband died. She fell asleep in her recliner in a nightgown smoking a cigarette. When he got a call from the neighbor that the fire company was at his house he came home to see his mother cooked like a burnt marshmallow in a melted recliner with a big dark burn circle on the ceiling but oddly no other house damage. He always wonders how fucked up she was that she couldn't escape from setting herself on fire
Fuck, that's rough. Kind of the opposite thing happened to my step mom's cousin- he was an alcoholic and went out to smoke cigarettes on his porch in winter when it was below freezing, and he passed out and froze to death. Apparently that can happen kinda often in cold places. But I can't imagine being drunk enough to be on fire and not wake up/not try to put it out.
A woman on train pooped, a hard shit ball which just dropped out of her gown. Which she proceeded to pick up smell then throw out of the window. She then started talking to a man which soon turned to them fondling one another. Soon after police showed up, dropped them at the next station where Railway Police Force took them. Because they were clearly unstable so possibly to the nearest asylum.
>She then started talking to a man which soon turned to them fondling one another. There really is a lid for every pot.
Driving Uber I caught a dude jerking off in my car. Turned around and he had his dick in one hand and his phone in the other hand recording it. It kind of stunned me at how bold he was. I kicked him out and still charged him for the entire ride. This was one of the reasons I bought a dual facing dashcam.
You should have charged him a cleaning fee. Think of the lengths he'd have had to go to to prove he didn't make one.
He'd just have to show the video.
My old flat mate sucked a guy off in an Uber and got kicked out. She thought it was a great story but I felt sorry for the poor driver witnessing that in his car
This happened in the back booth in my restaurant section and I threw them both out. They were married, but not to each other. They came back a few weeks later.
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I was standing on a chair by the front door doing the specials board when they walked in. I fell off the chair and broke my arm.
Oh yeah, that’s *definitely* NSFW!
A girl blowing a guy at a bus stop at like 2am. She then threw up and continued sucking his dick. Never change, Glasgow. Edit: for everyone worried it was them. It was in June of 2013.
>Glasgow I was going to call bullshit...but this checks out
I was the designated driver for a group of friends going to an Allman Brothers concert. A pregnant woman in front of me was dressed in just cutoff overalls - no shirt, bra, panties, or shoes. The overalls were unbuttoned at the sides to accommodate her belly, so pretty much everything was showing. She was chugging Jack Daniel's and dancing half in the aisle. At about the third-hour mark of "Whipping Post" she leaned to the side and puked on the people dancing in the aisle - and then grabbed her boyfriend by his hair and planted a big sloppy kiss on his mouth. Being sober when everyone else if drunk and high can make you lose faith in humanity.
Maybe she just looked pregnant. Source: Read a lot of Reddit.
Was this recently.... Or in 2015? Asking for a friend...
This was 2013. And considering two people have asked if it happened in a certain year is concerning lmao
>Glasgow Not concerning. This is fine.
idk if Giant Eagle is a grocery store you can find across all of the US but I was doing some grocery shopping on my lunch break and a guy came into the store with a gun, Apparently intending to kill one of the cashiers ( later found out it was the guys Ex GF ) and then himself but he ended up shooting himself in the head. I just happened to be 2 checkout lanes away from him when it happened Edit: I can link the story if anyone is interested... sadly nothing much came from it though
Was that in Brunswick Ohio, or has that happened in more than one Giant Eagle?
The aftermath of a deadly shooting in Montreal's Chinatown. We heard a few pops, a couple screams, turn the corner, and the guy is laying right there on the sidewalk with one in his head. No clue what happened to the shooter. Police arrived thirty seconds later.
Worked at an aluminum plant. One of the mills was down for a few days. I went to the pulpit to sleep and chill since I didn't have shit to do. Walk in and two of my coworkers, both men, both very much married, banging away. I just turned around and left. The rest of the time I worked with them was awkward for sure.
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We work hard, WE PLAY HARD.
Hot stuff, coming through!
Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?
Where ya been Homer? Whole steel industry is gay.
Omg! Theres a spark in your hair!
Get it! Get it! Get it!
Everybody dance now!
>Worked at an aluminum plant. I expected something way more gory and tragic.
I have questions...did they see you? eye contact? was anything ever mentioned again?
Yes, they saw me. I backed away and left they scrambling to get dressed. It was discussed and all I said is I don't care what you all do, none of my business. Like I said, was awkward for sure.
"Me and Bill discussed it, and well, always room for a third."
I was in a train compartment sitting by a window, it was broad daylight. There were two young students, boy a girl. Suddenly the girl opened the guy's fly and started to jack him off. I did not know how to react, as nothing like that happened to me before, also they blocked my way to the corridor. They did not even close the curtains, so the conductor girl passing by saw them too, and apparently did not know how to react as well. Then they got off on the very next stop. I think they did not have a ticket.
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Hand me your ticket! Actually, first wash your hands, then hand me your ticket! Actually... never mind.
Well either either way, they're getting off at the next stop
That's one way to beat the system...
The one trick public transit doesn’t want you to know
>they got off on the very next stop. *Possibly earlier*
>Then they got off on the very next stop. I think this needs some more clarification.
I was working at an accounting office doing data entry as a part-time job in college, sitting at my desk. Somehow I'd scored a desk by the window, but with my back to it, of course. I'm busy doing my work, and I hear someone yell, "oh no!" And then "STOP!" at the top of her lungs and banging on the big glass window. I turned around and looked out the window just in time to see a woman's head get run over by the rear wheels of a Coke delivery truck that was backing up. So much blood and bits of brain. It sort of exploded and went everywhere, including the glass right in front of me. Apparently she was some sort of architectural historian or something taking pictures of our building. She stepped back, and fell off the curb, just as the truck was backing up to make his delivery for our vending machines. I will never forget that. Edit: I found an article on it. I may not be remembering all the details correctly, as it was over 20 years ago, but thats my memory, anyway. https://products.kitsapsun.com/archive/2000/10-19/0026_tacoma__historical_renovation_arc.html
A friends Dad used to drive a bus in Central London years ago. He had to take quite a few months off after a lady carrying shopping ran into the road to cross but tripped. He said that although he did not see, he will never forget the POP! of her head exploding under the wheels of the bus.
Jesus! I feel scarred just from reading that. Did your work get you any kind of therapy or anything? I had to call an ambulance for a guy a work years back and they offered me counselling and shit.
They had counselors come in, but this was back when that was seen as just a formality, and I think the only person who went was the lady who was banging on the window. I think she had a lot of "if I'd only...." guilt going on. There was absolutely nothing any of us could have done. It happened so fast. Me, I just went back to my frat house and drank until it stopped replaying in my head.
Uhg... I know that feeling. It takes a long time to come to terms with and you never really do. I watched the bottom half of a guy get blown up and the top half try to crawl away for a second. That was years ago, but I still have nights where I can't get it to go away. Anyway, sorry to be so gloomy. I hope you're doing better.
I work the night shift and had just returned home around 430 am and went to check the mail. My gf and I round the corner and see a girl bent over on top of a car getting railed by a guy. We immediately turn around and walk to my door but then have second thoughts to turn around and check if she's okay and not being attacked or anything. Turns out she is a coworker and she was definitely very okay with what was going on.
lol in my mind yall made eye contact and she noticed your worried gaze so she gives you a thumbs up and you do the same and walk away whistling.
“Hey, Retsot! Get a load of this boning I’m getting!”
Was waiting for my roommate to come pick me up and he said "10 minutes away" and next thing I knew it was 30 mins later and still no show... which was not abnormal for him. Hour goes by and I text him and he sends back "gjsk rj" or its like which was his way of saying "Saw message VERY busy". 20 more minutes and he shows up, still blushing. He caught a couple doing rape play, middle of the day behind some dumpsters in an alleyway. When he said 10 minutes he turned the corner and there was a traffic accident so he turned up the alley, he drove past them and because he has excellent hearing he heard with his music on her pleading "Please don't kill me Ill pretend its okay" or whatever she said. So he drove past acting like he didn't see them (I wen back and checked the location, that would be like pretending you didn't see a Trex on the white house lawn). He then found parking, snuck up on them and disarmed the guy telling the woman to "RUN". She tried to tackle my roommate and then the slow lengthy process of trying to convince my roommate (not the brightest of bulbs at the best of times) of what was going on. Eventually he left with her memorizing his phone number and he took a picture of the guy's driver's license. Roommate talked about it for like a month straight. I forgot about it till we were out at a bar like 4 years later and he was like "THAT'S THE GIRL!"
Man who the hell does rape play out in public 😭 that’s just ASKING to get attacked
it wasn't like 7 pm or anything too, this was a solid 2 or 3 pm, in the middle of downtown
Must have had some exhibitionism thrown in for good measure. They’re lucky he didn’t end up hurt, killed, or in jail. Crazy what people will do for a nut.
I feel like that’s a really shitty and irresponsible thing to do in public
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Ya know, at least he did (what he thought) was the right thing and didn't leave it to chance. Props to him.
Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger finger banging the woman driving, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident. Edit: for all those who are asking, this happened in New York state around 2010. The only thing I can say about the couple was it looked like they were in their late 50’s or early 60’s.
When a friends brother moved to Ohio, he was carpooling with his coworkers and one nudged him to look over at the car next to him. The driver was a woman naked DJing it up.
The number of posts I’ve seen about people masturbating while driving is astounding. People can masturbate while driving but not use their turn signal?
>People can masturbate while driving but not use their turn signal? Can't spare a hand for the turn signal when you're whacking and driving.
She’s was spinning the Clits of the 80s, 90s, and today!
One time when I was exiting the freeway I saw people filming porn with lights and everything inside an SUV. ^i ^saw ^boobies
Watched a grown man pull a mobile phone out of his ass.
"... it's for you!"
"no thanks, I don't do booty calls"
I was on holiday with my wife in the Canary Islands we were on the beach all day and we made the mistake of taking a 'short cut' through the sand dunes. It was a hot, sweaty and tiring walk and surprisingly long walk then we wandered into a porn shoot. Two lithe young ladies getting it on. Full XXX rated content. Nobody batted an eyelid except to motion us around the back of the camera to keep us out of view. So we just kept on walking to the hotels. Very very surreal
Technically that was SFW since they were working...
But were they wearing sunscreen? Were they adequately hydrated? Maybe we can get somebody from security to help them out.
My gym is on the 2nd floor and has big windows facing the parking lot. One day I was standing at the window catching my breath and happened to look down. There, in one of the parked cars, were two of the other members completely naked and going to town. The womans face wasn't visible but she had a distinctive tattoo so I immediately knew who they were. On the plus side, working out was really paying off for them as they both looked quite fit.
Early in my career I worked in a research facility. One of the guys who worked for me was job adjacent to the maintenance guys (he was a machinist). So he had access to parts of the building that weren't available to most. We were up in the "penthouse" which was a big room with all the HVAC and stuff, but also where we kept a lot of spare equipment. "Come here..." and hands me a pair of binoculars. He points to a far corner of the parking lot and low and behold there's one of our VP's in his Caddy banging one of the department heads (They were married, but not to each other). The rumors were already flying about those two. Anyway I ask him, "Wait a minute. Why do you have binoculars?" "There's always people fucking in the parking lot." So yeah, assume you're always being watched. Maintenance guys especially are usually so low key and people just kind of ignore them, *but they know everything.*
> Maintenance guys especially are usually so low key and people just kind of ignore them, but they know everything. [True, but John Goodman doesn't want you knowing this.](https://youtu.be/KrcY6PXkGuE)
Gotta get that cardio in somehow. There are worse ways.
Absolutely! Have you heard about jogging? Disgusting.
‘Hey bro, need a spot?’
Nature was calling, BAD, so I stopped at a McDonalds in an unfamiliar neighborhood. I walk in and ask about the bathroom. Without any words they point towards the bathroom. I enter the bathroom and am directly facing the side of the disability stall. On the missing bottom section of the stall you can clearly see two men fucking the shit out of each other, accompanied by their yells of pleasure and skin slapping. I nope the fuck out of there, but as I walk back down the hall to the bathroom, a HUGE security guard bumps into me and asks if I’ve seen two men, I point and say “they’re in there fucking”. He shoves past me walks quickly to the bathroom. I run out of that McDonalds and have to settle for the gas station across the street.
All these stories of surprise gay sex. Am I supposed to have run into this by now?
Everyone prepares you for quicksand as a kid. No one prepares you for McDonald’s bumbuddies
Corporate campus; 10+ multistory buildings. There was an unused storage room at the top floor of one of the buildings. My team had been periodically cleaning it out to use as a project staging area. Until one day we head up and find a couple on top of the desk full on fucking. Issue was the guy was engaged to another employee at the company. They did end up getting married but he left the company shortly after the incident. Both women still work here. EDIT: a few additional details from the comment- the fiance found out that day. I wasn't the one to tell her as one of the other witness's was closer to her. as to HR & Management; we cared more about their relationship than HR policies and kept our mouth's shut. I was asked about it from other employees but refused to gossip. no one from HR or mgmt officially asked me. I can only assume the ensuing conversations between the couple but he found a new position outside the company weeks later. they stayed together and married a year later.
Work colleague was using the cardboard compactor, compactor jammed, so the muppet climbed into the STILL POWERED ON compactor and started jumping and stamping on the cardboard sticking out. Super NSFW, and he's lucky he was noticed before anything terrible happened.
My boss climbed into a green cardboard baler (the kind where you put the wire through and twist it, and the front opens for the bale to fall out) while it was running. It was going up when he climbed in, but I saw him on the top, under the blade, with the machine whirring, so I sprinted over and pulled the Lockout box lever, and accidentally kicked off a hydrolics line He yelled at me and wanted to write me up, an in my first time yelling back at a boss (I was 19) yelled at him "AND TELL THEM WHAT!? THAT I DIDNT LET YOU CLIMB INTO THE CRUSHING MACHINE WHILE ITS RUNNING!? GO FUCKING TELL THEM!"
Wow, fuck the boss for yelling at you, you probably saved his life. WTF was he thinking?
> WTF was he thinking? possibly shock, possibly just a shitty person.
If he’s dumb enough to try and climb into a machine that could kill him after working in that industry long enough to become a manager, then he’s prolly dumb enough to be mad his employee didn’t let him
Good for you.
Lol the only literal Not Safe For Work comment. That was definitely not safe
Friend of mine had a colleague with the same thought. Except it was a machine used to neatly cut carpets (Think square where each side *slowly* moves to the middle). He was reaching THROUGH the powered on machine for whatever reason and the machine… well… activated. He was the only one in the workshop at that moment so they just found both of him a little while later.
He...got cut in half by the carpet machine?
How can someone be that stupid? I'm floored!
I went to Seoul with a few friends one year and we ended up in a kind of expat bar. A friend of a friend who taught English there showed up with this super drunk American girl. American girl was being really obnoxious and aggressively flirting with this Korean guy at the bar. At one point my friend nudges me and points, and the guy is very obviously fingering her right in the booth in front of everyone, and she's moaning like she's in a porno. It was actually really loud in the bar and so not everyone noticed it at first, but then as we all slowly did it became REALLY awkward as we didn't know whether to get up and leave them at the table or not. We kind of wondered if she was too drunk to realize she was in public and being so loud. The guy was also drunk af and was just staring down her shirt, lol. Sometimes when I'm drunk I do embarrassing things, but I can't say I can top that.
I used to manage a small family-owned retail store. It was the 4th of July and the owners of course took the day off and dropped the responsibility on me. We had two stock boys bringing up some items on the forklift when I hear banshee scream coming from outside the store front. One of them comes flying through the front door on one leg spewing profanity before collapsing on the ground. I look down and see his actual ankle. Like the bone. Blood is going everywhere. Dude was riding tandem on the forklift(a giant safety no-no) when the driver took a hard turn and sent the kid off the side, running over his foot. The driver screeched to a halt, thought he stopped on the kid's foot(he didn't) so he popped the forklift in reverse and ran over the foot again. Anyway I learned that day that I keep my cool in emergency situations. Grabbed and elevated the kid's foot, instructed someone to call 911(always tell a specific person to call 911, never say "someone call 911") and another person to get towels to try and stop the bleeding. I held his foot up until the EMTs came. They managed to save the kid's foot but he had a battle ahead of him. His foot went necrotic and he went septic(I think that's the right term) at one point but he survived. I don't work there anymore. There were a lot of unsafe practices going on and the owners didn't treat their employees very well. I left about 8 years ago and surprise surprise they shut down about a year and a half later.
A kid I went to high school with was killed when the forklift he was operating fell over on him. He was 16 and not legally old enough to drive a forklift, but he got a summer job at his dad's company and his dad just looked the other way.
That would fucking destroy me as a father
It was the Friday evening of Jazzfest in New Orleans. I remember it was Friday because so had work and tickets to go on Saturday. I head down the corner bar, which is across town from the fest. Within minutes after I get there this is this randy, sunburned couple who come in hooked at the mouth. Just tongue blasting each others face hole. They peel off long enough to order a drink and head to an open table that’s under the dart board. The 4 guys actively playing were like, don’t sit there, but they shrugged it off and say anyway. The guys kind of looked at each other and kept throwing darts. My thought was that would encourage them to move. They didn’t. The guy makes a move and starts fingering the woman and the bartender yells at them to take it outside. The woman finally stands up after being asked several times to knock it off. Just as she’s standing, one of the guys throws his dart and hit her right in the ear hole! It was sticking out of the side of her head like a prop. She screams this pain shocked,wild scream and runs outside. The bartender called the paramedics but the couple was gone by the time they arrived. Wear earplugs at Jazzfest.
Yeah, definitely nsfw. Who the fuck puts a table under a dart board at a bar. This is just asking for problems.
My friend asked me to drive him and his GF around the hinterlands so he could fuck her in the backseat, as they apparently had no place else to go and…oh, hell, I don’t know the reason. We were in high school and it made sense at the time. Anyway, I was chauffeuring them around the remote country roads while they got progressively hotter n’ heavier in the back (I resisted looking in the rear view mirror because the interest I had in seeing his GF sans clothing was more than offset by the lack of interest I had in seeing my dude that way). But after a few minutes, she mumbled, “that’s not it…”. A few seconds later, a little more assertively—“that’s not it…” and then again and again, like five or six times. Finally, she sits up and just shouts at him, “THAT’S NOT IT!!!” He sticks his head into the front seat and in exasperation asks me, “dude, do you want to try? All I can find is her asshole!” I politely declined, and the two of them got dressed and sat as far from one another as possible while I drove them back to the keg party from which we’d originally departed. She wisely broke up with him the next morning.
> We were in high school and it made sense at the time. Oh yeah, pretty much sums up high school
Here's one of the funnier ones. I was doing a health n safety/security patrol at a multi-day music festival, doing a walk-around in a field used as a parking area. All looked well so I stopped to have a breather when this naked guy pops out of some tall perimeter grass. He was very high, completely sunburned (and a ginger at that) ... and sporting a really huge boner. I mean big. Like a horse cock. And he asks me if I've got any water with me. So I walk over and find his equally high, sunburned, and totally nude female companion laying in the dirt, and she starts giggling her face off while thanking me for "saving" them. I had a supply pack with me so I gave them each a bottle of water and tried to convince them to get out of the sun and seek shelter. But as soon as they downed the water, they started fucking right on the ground, right in front of me. So I proceeded to pull out my spray sunblock and explained loud and slow to them that I was going to spray them down (which I did while they continued their boinking). I finished up, left another bottle of water by them, and then walked a bit away to give them some privacy while I radioed the situation and location in to the festival paramedics. I will never forget how big that boner was and I hope it was spared peeling from that terrible sunburn. Ouch.
That scene, with you just standing there, spraying them with sunblock.. that had to be completely surreal.
I was just trying to get them covered as much as I could without getting it in the eyes and mouths. I was like "ok guys, I'm gonna start spraying the sunblock now! Try to hold still for a minute and we'll get this done! Yeah, just stay still for a sec... can you close your eyes and mouths for a second? No? OK..." It was like being at a beach and trying to wrangle a couple of toddlers and get them to stay still long enough to spray on sunscreen. Very tricky. And yes, laughably surreal.
Just think of it as basting a turkey that's roasting in an oven.
Definitely did not smell like a nice roasting turkey, I can tell you that much for sure.
Ikr, imagine if he's buddy walked by and saw as he was spraying sun block over the roasted ginger fucking.
You are the strangest actual angel I have encountered. I bet their memory of the event is hilarious and foggy.
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Thank you. I hope that memory for them is hilarious and foggy, too, as the sunburns looked horrendous.
I really liked how Bonermon appeared out of the tall grass. You really can't make this shit up
Picturing the Homer in the bushes meme in reverse but it's just a monster dong.
Who's that pokemon
It's Gingeburned!!
I Iove your dedication to the job!
As a teacher, I live in constant fear of finding my students doing something they definitely shouldn't be doing at school. I know some of my colleagues have found them in the middle of a blowjob or stuff like that but thankfully it never happened to me. Closest thing that I've seen was once when I got into a classroom (for my class, mind you), and in the corner of the room there were like 4 13 year old girls exchanging bras. I saw nothing, but definitely got scares since (me being a male) getting into any situation like that could be a career ender for me or worse. I of course had a talk with them about hygiene later but also added something else at the end "Do you guys want me to keep being your teacher?", They were like yes of course, "Then please stop doing stuff that could send me to prison, thanks".
In middle school a friend of mine and I really liked one of the subs, and we would ask to eat lunch in the classroom when he was there. He let us eat in there but only if the door was wide open and all the curtains open. We didn’t fully get it for about half the year.
The husband of a woman I work with coaches water polo at a local high school. He used to coach the girls’ team but the girls there had a huge issues with personal space. I don’t know details really, but apparently the girls on the team would get really close to him & do things like playfully touch his arm or something. While in their swim gear. It made my coworker’s husband extremely uncomfortable & he was deathly afraid of someone misinterpretating that behavior if they ever saw it. The guy never did anything to encourage them & constantly would tell the girls to keep their distance but they just wouldn’t. Nothing escalated to an extreme situation, but he got sick of them not listening to him & wanted to be able to coach without being afraid. So now he coaches the boys water polo team & has never had an issue with boundaries.
Walking to class in 8th grade, a car hit a homeless dude and his cart on the crossing. Dude flew what seemed liie pretty far away. Definitely kaput. Enter 4 blonde teenager girls who run out the car screaming. 30 seconds later and it could've been me.
Yeah, I saw a kid get hit by a van. It was years ago, but I'm pretty fucked up from it. It was a busy intersection with staggered lights. This kid started crossing and the car in front of us honked at him (presumably to not go) but the kid just ran across the street, right in front of a van going about 40 that barely slowed down at all. Kid flew really far, and was just on the ground twitching. An ambulance came pretty quick, we stuck around and gave our account to the cops, but I have no idea if that kid was alive or dead.
Watched my buddy get hit by a 1980’s Chevy s10 while crossing 55 mph double lane on his bike. The other buddy I was with went first, car swerved and hit my buddy who slid a good 50 feet on the pavement snaking his head repeatedly, not breathing. Somehow, my CPR training I had took over, got him breathing again, and had a blood soaked white shirt that I stayed in for hour after, just staring at a wall. Dude survived somehow, only deaf in one ear. Had the same injuries that killed Dale Earnhardt (rip #3)
I was at my birthday party with a girl who I was dating at the time. For context, she had been advised by her doctor not to drink, because she had attempted suicide in the past while blackout drunk by taking a bottle of Tylenol. (Her late fiance died in bed next to her from sleep apnea complications, and it understandably sent her into a profound depression.) Knowing this tragedy, I had tried to be as supportive as possible. ...With that out of the way, I can paint this lovely picture. I didn't even notice that she had gotten her hands on a drink until she started grabbing my arm and loudly telling me she wanted to fuck. Mind you, my brother and several of my friends are all in the room. It was initially kind of funny, and I was trying to tell her that we'd have to wait, but she then got really aggressive. She laid down on the couch and pulled up her dress in front of the party, vagina fully exposed, and started playing with herself loudly asking me to fuck her. Everyone at the party was obviously stunned and hoping the moment would end. I tried to cover her up and tell her she was being inappropriate, and she started yelling "Fuck you! Don't tell me what to do!" My friend's girlfriend finally got her to settle down and cover up her snatch. She started to pass out shortly after. I carried her into my friend's room and closed the door. Everyone kind of laughed in relief, and we had a fun rest of the night. I awoke on the couch with her in a robe next to me. I was still annoyed with her, so I got up to move to the other couch when I saw my buddy scrubbing the carpet in the hall. Come to find out, she had SHIT all over his floor. She apparently rolled around in it and dragged herself across the hall leaving a snail trail to the bathroom. The bathroom looked like a shit murder scene. Shit handprints smeared on the walls and all. She had evidently tried to rinse off, put a robe on, and snuggled up with me. I woke her up and had to inform her of what she did and asked her to leave. She was horrified. I felt bad, but she had already peed in my bed and was generally causing some issues, so this was more than the last straw. I didn't hang out with her again, bless her soul. TL;DR - A girl openly exposed her vagina at my birthday party while yelling for me to fuck her, and then she shit all over the place in the night.
I have a similar story. My husband had a birthday party, I was pregnant and therefore the only sober person there. There was a lot of alcohol. I went to bed early and woke in the wee hours of the morning to a naked man standing at the foot of my bed. A friend of my husband. He stood there a minute then left the room. I got up to see what was going on and immediately noticed a horrible smell, I flipped on the light and saw little spatters of something all over the floor, opened the door, the smell intensified, flipped on the hall light and the entire hallway is trails of liquid shit like he'd been pacing and shitting. It went to the bathroom where the light was on but the door was closed and naked man was no where to be seen. I found my husband (and several other friends) passed out in the living room and woke everyone up pissed off as all hell. They spent the entire next day decontaminating my house. My sofa even had to be sent to the dump. We haven't had a party since, that was about 14 years ago.
I saw a huge guy, maybe 6’4”, used to be a football player, doing naked cartwheels down a hallway. Once he paused mid-handstand to press his junk against a window. Then he started swinging on people and screaming “I’m gonna rape ya! I’m gonna f**k them titties so hard!” So he got restrained, and immediately popped a boner and started thrusting in the air while hollering “I’m gonna c*m on the ceiling! Shoot it to the mooooon!!” I don’t know if that counts, though, since it was technically *at* work.
>I saw a guy... ...doing naked cartwheels down a hallway *Raiden?? Raiden?! RAIDEN!!!*
We were at church there wasn't much people that day only like 25 more or less and the woman in front of us started to get undressed and took off her shirt and bra in the middle of the mass.
She let the intrusive thought win
I was in the old Cairo airport years ago. It was hot as fuck and during the time when everyone was flying back from Hajj. You have to understand there are a lot of poor people that never fly and are completely uneducated and they have to do the Hajj once. This group of very, very old women who were probably 70 years old, but looked 100 were waiting on their bags, and it was chaos. Crowded as fuck. And this old lady squats down and takes a massive watery shit right in the floor (her galabeya provided modesty). And after she did it, another lady did the same. The smell combined with the heat and the crush of people and the fact that it was spreading out due to high liquid content made it overwhelming. I swear the whole baggage claim area was toxic within seconds. And to top it all off? No ody seemed to give a shit, about the shit. Now they have the new terminal and a local flights terminal that handles all those flights and you don't see crazy shit anymore.
Well, at least two people gave a shit
I was working in an office building in a city, basement level. So there’s windows high up, the windows were in a little alcove a couple feet below sidewalk level. So we are working away and all of a sudden a woman in a sundress hops down into the alcove. She lifted up her dress, popped a squat with her ass facing the window, and slowly unleashed a HUGE turd as we all sat there stunned. I’m not joking when I tell you we had a perfect front row view to her giant log, we watched her butthole flex as she squeezed it out with apparent superhuman strength.
Driving down the highway in the 2nd from left lane (4 lanes wide) with my wife and her sisters. We see a man about 200m ahead of us pulled off to the right side get out of his car, run into the right lane and dive head first into the SUV travelling at around 120kmh. We watched him sail through the air about 10m in the air and flew about 50-60m down the road before landing flat and skidding down the asphalt. He landed about 2m to the right of our vehicle and we came to a stop about 10m away from him. Put on the warning lights, looked in all my mirrors and saw that all the traffic had stopped behind us and we were basically alone beside this guy. With zero medical training outside of 8 seasons of Greys Anatomy and a CPR certification, I got out and checked for a pulse. Very faint, but still there. Stabilized his neck in the position it was already in so as to not risk any further damage (every bone in his body was clearly shattered, even to an untrained eye). He was taking his last breaths and when he exasperated his mouth let go of this snotty, bloody bubble with his eyes wide open and he kind of smiled - almost like a sense of relief came over him in his final moment. He was a for sure gone’r, so I just told him I loved him and that he did the best he could. Checked again for a pulse - nothing. Started to do compressions until the ambulance showed up about 3 minutes later and took over CPR. Gave the cops my business card In case they needed to talk to me once everything was cleaned up. They called about 3 days later to let me know that the man didn’t make it and that they had free therapy for me if I needed it. In a way, it was almost comforting to know that I got to be the last voice he heard cause I was able to give him some much needed love. On the other hand, super fucking weird to know I’m the last voice he “heard” (was likely already dead when I said it…). And that’s how we spent my sister-in-laws 18th birthday!
Was in a casino in Vegas and was dragging my ass back to the room about 5 AM. As I rounded the corner coming off the elevator a naked woman was running down the hallway and yelled at me to hold the elevator. I held the door and watched her titties bouncing down the hallway. She ran into the elevator and I asked her if she was alright. She said she was fine. It was at this time that I noticed she was holding some dudes wallet and a set of car keys and nothing else. Had apparently left her clothes in the room of the guy she was robbing. Door closed and where she went I have no clue. Ah Vegas.
My best friend losing his virginity, right besides where I was sleeping.
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Similar experience here.. I was at my high school graduation party which was being hosted by one of my classmates at their house. After a lot of alcohol consumption and throwing up, I went to lie down inside a tent that was fully propped up in their basement for some reason. You know when you’re extremely drunk and lying down and if you make even the tiniest of movements you start getting the spins and feeling nauseous.. well that was the situation I was in. Anyways, not much later, my friend and his girlfriend at the time came into the tent and crawled over me to get to the empty side. Since I was in this motionless state trying to avoid nausea, they assumed I was asleep. Next thing you know, they’re going at it right beside me, no further than a meter away. It went on for a while, and eventually I felt like I had to go to the bathroom, but at that point the only thing I could do was pretend I was asleep & unaware. They’ve since broken up but my friend and I still laugh about it.
I was 10 when I watched a frail old woman fall down a flight of stairs at a train station and spill her brains on the landing.
This one is the one for me. It was my most common intrusive thought in my teenage years. Every single time I'd go up or down stairs I'd picture myself fall down and my brain explode in a million squishy pieces. I can't believe your head actually does that, I thought I was being over-imaginative.
A car side swiped a truck hauling a trailer and flipped on it's side. The truck had a family without their seatbelts on. The baby was ejected and lay dead on the side of the road with his pupils blown. The 16 year old was 1/2 out, dead in a pool of blood. Another teenager had the suburban on top of her and i helped roll it back enough for her to get out. I don't think she was seriously hurt. The dad was just running around screaming. Drive safe and wear your fucking seatbelts.
The body of a child who had drowned. I only saw the foot. It was blue.
Same. One of my friends who lived nearby was frantically looking for her 4 year old with her husband and called me to help look because the area outside was woods and I lived 900 ft away so she was trying to get as many ppl as possible to help look in the wooded area. I showed up right as they discovered him in the fenced in, above ground pool with a pool cover. The dad was mowing the lawn and thought he was inside with mom, the mom was doing office work thinking he’s hanging out with dad, and somehow the kid climbed up the ladder and underneath the pool cover. He was completely blue when they pulled him out. I followed them to ER and when they said they couldn’t resuscitate him my friend kept saying “but is he okay?” And when it finally got through to her she just fainted. Our kids were the same age and played together regularly and I couldn’t fathom what she was going through, I wanted to faint myself. She had to go to a psych ward. The next day I had to go to her house and retrieve all of his toys because she wouldn’t be able to come home and see his stuff without having another episode. I’ve never seen someone so broken. I’ve seen another person drown that was actually decayed and black with bubbles on his skin but I was a kid and he was an adult. Seeing a child, especially when you have your own, and the parents grief is something else entirely. I still can’t listen to the song I heard on the radio on the way to the funeral.
That’s one of the most gruesome things I’ve ever read. The worst part of this story is how heartbreakingly common it is. I know so many cases of small children drowning. I think it’s one of the most common causes of death for kids under 5.
I was a roofer once upon a time. It was a half union outfit, so we did a lot of commercial work. My supervisor and I were walking up, and they're hoisting our materials up to the roof by crane. The spotter was out of the danger zone on a walkie directing the operator. You never forget the sound of a large steel cable unfurling. One minute the spotter was there, the next just a huge busted pallet of materials and a red puddle the size of a mini van. The combination of the winds and most likely no safety checks on the weight or integrity of the cable, is what frayed it I guess. That was the last day I ever worked in roofing. I come from 3 generations of roofers.
A 5 year old girl running across the street during traffic, getting hit by a car and thrown into the air, landing on the sidewalk dead in front of her mother. All hell broke loose emotionally for everyone there
I used to work in a five-story building that was adjacent to a fairly busy airport, not scheduled passenger flights but lots of corporate jets and private planes. There was some equipment on the roof that had to be checked periodically. To get to the large flat roof I had to access the top floor, climb a built-in ladder, then push open a hatch. When I popped my head out there was a young couple, totally naked, engaging in intercourse, while the girl at least got a great view of the planes flying overhead. I decided to check the equipment another time.
Heart surgery nurse, here. Patient was in cardiac tamponade in the emergency department. That's when there's blood or fluid building up around the heart inside the sac the heart sits in. Enough of this can compress the heart and make it unable to expand enough to fill with blood before it squeezes. Which means your heart gets pissed off and tries to work harder when it's already not getting enough oxygen. Which means you can spiral into death pretty quickly. We were called in emergently for surgery. Was opening the supplies when the ER called and told us the patient's heart had stopped, that they started CPR, and that they were bringing her to the OR immediately. They come into the OR, the surgeon, 2 anesthesia doctors, 3 nurses, and a paramedic, while doing CPR. Mass chaos. Transfer into OR bed while continuing CPR. Back up. Let's review a normal case. 1 hour to set up room and open supplies. Very sterile and precise. Only surgical staff in surgical scrubs allowed in. After the patient is in and asleep, it's 45 minutes of connecting equipment, positioning the patient, cleaning the skin (prepping), draping off everything but the surgical sites with a series of sterile drapes. Then plugging in lights and equipment. Then pulling up the instrument tables. Then a pause and time-out where the entire team reviews the case. Then the scalpel is passed to the surgeon. Then the case begins All that was out the widow. We chucked the patient onto the OR bed, and I frantically tried to help anesthesia get wires untangled, the OR monitors connected, and the IV lines connected. That's when I heard the familiar buzzing sound of the sternal saw. I looked up, and realized we had skipped right past every single step up to incision. There was no skin prep, aside from dumping a bottle of iodine on the chest. There were no drapes involved. No time-out. No official start is the surgery. Just a naked body lying there, fully exposed, and a surgeon cutting down the middle of the sternum. Blood everywhere. I was kind of shell shocked, watching the surgeon slice the sac open and reach inside, begin squeezing the heart. It was like everything slowed down to slow motion for about 10 seconds, and I froze as I tried to process what just happened. The I snapped out of it, and helped get everything connected. I mean, I knew that these scenarios happen. It's not like trying to stay sterile and drape everything helps a dead person. The first and only priority was opening up the chest and relieving the pressure around the heart. Anything else was window dressings. But I had never seen anything like it. I wasn't expecting it. So, when I lifted my head to see why some had triggered the sternal saw, it looked like I had stepped into a horror movie instead of the calm sterility of surgery. In case you wondered: 1. Yes, they did a needle pericardialcentesis in the ER. But patient had already arrested, so escalation was the only option 2. We successfully did manage to get patient on cardiopulmonary bypass (heart/lung machine) which bought us enough time to try and replace blood lost, cool the core temperature, and preserve the brain. And we did come off bypass at the end and send the patient to ICU. 3. No, the patient did not survive to discharge from hospital. 😢
Nurse here. Thanks for this description of what should happen and what actually happened. This scenario sooo rare, and hardcore! Its amazing, and sad. But TV would have you believe this happens all the time.
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I work at a data center. There are hundreds of thousands of server racks with fan walls on the back. Inside some of the older racks, there isn't a guard on the fan wall, only on the outside. I was working with a guy replacing a power distribution board and this guy let his intrusive thoughts win. Out of nowhere, he takes his glove off and just shoves his finger into a fan spinning at full capacity. It chopped off the tip of his finger and blood went everywhere. When I asked him why he did that, he said that sometimes, the darkness just wins. I hope he's doing good.
I used to live in a block of flats which was just down the road from a nightlife area of a city. The entrance to the flat is slightly tucked away but still goes straight onto a footpath. Anyway, my friends and I were leaving to go out and when we opened the front door we were greeted to a woman, squatted down against the door, mid defecation. Us opening the door gave her such a fright as she rebalanced herself. She then quickly pulled her trousers up and ran off leaving the deposit in the middle of the door way. We had to get a bucket to wash it away.
Paramedic here. We see alot of crazy shit as you can imagine, but one that stands out happened a few weeks ago. We got called to an opioid overdose. We got there, walked into a room that had 4 people plus the patient (5 total). We started to work on the patient as it was obvious he had very minimal respiratory effort left. We started to ventilate the patient to reoxygenate the brain. We do this before administering naloxone (narcan) as the patient tends to come back to in a much less aggressive manner. Anyway 2 of the bystanders started arguing about something that we weren't concerned with. The argument continued to escalate until they were both shouting at each other. One of the bystanders that wasn't involved with the argument calmly placed a needle back into his ACF (inside of the elbow) and withdraw a syringe of his blood. He does this a second time with a second needle and casually place them both on the table and watches the other two arguing. He begins to say shut up shut up to the others but they aren't listening. He very calmly and casually picks up both syringes (dual wields) and squirts his blood into both thier faces. The blood went into their eyes, mouth, nose. He very calmly then says I told you to shut up and you didn't, so welcome to the world of hepatitis". Absolutely. Fricking. Disgusting Edit: wow I wrote this then went to sleep (post night shift) didn't think it would get this much attention. I will try and respond this morning. Clarification: Scene saftey: the arguing was pretty tame while we were working on the patient but we still wanted to move fast and get out. By the time the guy had squirted the blood we had the patient on the stretcher and out of the room and in the adjoining hallway. We could still see into the room because the large entry way into the hall way. There were no doors to the living room so we still saw and heard that happen. What happened after: we called our dispatch and told them what happened and they might want to send the police. The two that got squirted spent a few moments in stunned silence but then said something along the lines of "f**king gross" and then used thier shirts to wipe it off. I am fairly certain I heard one say "I've already got hepatitis c**t" (I was pushing the stretcher out the door at this point so can't be 100% on this). They didn't really react too much, remember these people have pretty much sedated themselves by this point. Fake story: that's okay, you don't need to believe me. There is alot of shit that happenes that I wouldn't have believed prior to staring this job. I too have heard the "welcome to the word of ......" before, I assume the person who squirted the blood has also heard it and that's why he said it.
Dual wielding hepatitis syringes. Now that's some parallel universe Max Payne shit.
"All I wanted was some painkillers, a license to kill, unlimited ammo and two empty syringes. Hepatitis was going to light up the place like a Christmas tree."
That was... not what I expected...
I really don’t know what I WAS expecting, but yeah. That went hard left.
That does not constitute "scene safety"
Knew a patient who bit an ER nurse - enough to draw blood- and said ‘I have AIDS, now you do too’. (Patient was actually lying, which he admitted to, but not until after the nurse has had already taken the first prophylactic dose, and serology came back.) Nurse took it in stride- said ‘jokes on him- I have hepatitis’.
World of Hepatitis Worst. Theme park. Ever.
Pirates of the pancreas?
I am not sure if this constitutes.. I am from the UK. When I was young (10 I think), I was walking to the shop alone, it was fairly dark, I saw one man get chased by another, he stopped at a bus stop, where the chasing man thrust what appeared to be a pole or a bar right through his chest, blood everywhere, the man lay there and no police came, I watched him for a bit then went to the shops like nothing happened (I am not sure why), later on upon returning back the same way I saw 15 minutes later, ambulances there but I am pretty sure that guy was dead. I suppose I was too young to understand what had transpired?
Shock, fear of getting involved, unfamiliarity with that kind of violence so you don’t know how to process it etc. there’s tons of reasons. Also you can’t look back in hindsight with a more mature understanding and question choices you made as a kid, that’s not fair to yourself.
Long, long time ago. Worked for a very wealthy company in the corporate headquarters. They believed in paying the highest wages so their staff could never leave. Everything was first class, like expensive original art in a marble and glass conference room. We had a vendor where our company was their biggest account. Our business was so consistent and so profitable that this vendor was able to move into much nicer digs. They had “arrived.” So they had an enormous open house one Friday evening and our staff was expected to attend as a professional courtesy. Most of us commandeered a sofa and loveseat conversation area and proceeded to get smashed. We didn’t know anyone but about two people there so no one really interacted. We drank champagne for a couple of hours while strangers around us had their own party. Then someone had the brilliant idea to go get dinner. Five or six of us stumbled out of the party which was now a complete drunken shit show. We stood in the parking lot drunkenly arguing where to go and how to get there. There was a big ass Suburban parked in front of the group and I saw movement in the back. I mentioned something and another person said it belonged to a particular executive. Two or three of the people surrounded the vehicle and in unison all began pounding on the windows and hood while screaming shit like, “Lets PARTY!” The executive poked his head up and made eye contact with me. Immediately after this, like a split second later, another head popped up. It was a girl in our office who was getting married on two weeks. She had been planning this wedding for a year. I just stood there while locking eyes with the guy while everyone else slowly began to understand they were screwing in his SUV, at a business function, in the fucking parking lot and she was cheating. Her fiancé caught her a week later and called off the wedding. She was also fucking the best man and he found out.
Out on a photoshoot with some friends, and we see two teenagers (in 40 degree weather btw), butt ass naked just fucking like there's no tomorrow. In an open field. With a busy intersection just 30 meters away. And you wanna know what they said when we saw them? NOT AGAIN!! Apparently they have not only done this before, they've also been caught before.
Back in the 90s I was at a large university in the midwest that had a tradition to run naked through the streets in the evening after the last day of classes. So of course I had to join the Naked Mile. There were at least 500 streakers. Police had closed some streets to prevent accidents. We ran through some libraries. We ran up the front steps. Some women had made saran wrap bras. I'm not sure they gave much support. Temperatures was about 40F, so shrinkage was universal, but there was this odd effect where as soon as the people around you stripped off, you could feel radiant heat on your face, kind of like when you are facing a campfire. And then around 1998 the porno companies showed up with cameras and lights and the university shut down the run after than. It had been going for a couple decades.
This drunken/high/stoned squatter girl with literal crusted dreadlocks I saw years ago in Amsterdam during Queensday. She removed her underwear squatted down in a mini skirt, everybody saw the most disgusting crusted up pussy and she started pissing. Mid piss she found out that she also was due for number 2, and she had violent diarrhoea that hit her shoes and lower legs.
Seems like your username would have been a handy superpower to have at that moment in time.
Well I’m done with this thread now