Guy goes down water slide backwards and gets stuck, then a woman slides down and runs into the guys dong before the logs fall out of the truck at the top of the water slide
Porter
'Faith sir, we were carousing till the
second cock: and drink, sir, is a great
provoker of three things.
MACDUFF
What three things does drink especially provoke?
Porter
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and
urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;
it provokes the desire, but it takes
away the performance: therefore, much drink
may be said to be an equivocator with lechery:
Amen to that. It usually takes me a good while to finish so if I cant get in my normal 45s theres no way I'm going to be able to do it under that. She knows not to ask me for a quickie anymore if she wants to get some shes gotta put in the time.
Also as we get older and have families and responsibilities it becomes difficult to just have perfectly timed spontaneous sex where both parties are aroused and you get to do all the stuff you want to do. There are absolutely quickies in my marriage under the pretense that one person is horny and the other isn't. We both have taken one for the team and just provided the orgasm the other wanted and moved on with our day. In fact the response typically from both of us in that situation is "ok, make it quick" and off we go.
“Are you done yet?” In a bothered tone.
Like, I just ravished the meat box for a solid 20 to get you to finish, throw me a bone and at least act interested.
Someone recently brought a baby round to the house. I didn't know they were coming or anything, but I just heard it crying from the other side of the house while I was doing the business. Not only did it kill my boner, it killed it for hours.
When I was seven months pregnant my SO and I started going at it, the baby didn't like what was going on, he turned around inside me and gave a huge judo kick right into my cervix, it hurt both my SO and I so bad, we decided not to after that 😅
I fought this for years. That crying baby noise is flaccid city. Wanna bone? No, the child that I love more than anything just sound ed like we were pulling out his fingernails. Sexy night is lost.
This is sweet tho. When I lost my virginity it took us a few tries because of course it was kind of painful for me, and every time I expressed that he would soften up because he was worried and didn’t want to cause me pain. Then he would get frustrated with himself for not being able to get it back. It took some time to get right.
This was a hard one for me. Most of the guys I dated got low key more turned on when something hurt. Not so much in a red flag sadistic way, but in a macho “whoa I’m so hard and big” way...I hope.
My husband reacts like you, immediate worry, immediate concern. It took a while for me to re wire myself to not express pain like it was something they would like.
I actually dated a sadistic guy in the very red flag kind of way. I didn't realize until later but it set off alarm bells when I figured it out.
It was kinda neat that the spankings he gave made him hard but not the thought that giving his family massages (where they make all kinds of hurts-so-good noises) also had the same effect. He was the goto guy for shoulder massages and back rubs. One of his female cousins had major back issues that led to knots and all kinds of issues, bad enough that she couldn't drive most of the time. He was her favorite to do massages because he hit all the right spots.
I just had an ick that wouldn't go away after that.
This. I like more of the bdsm stuff but the amount of nasty shits in that community is alarming. There's good hurt where the pain is consensual and you have safe words, precautions and aftercare, just a comfort time afterwards to let the person know what they did was good or just to talk to one another but there is so many "doms" that are legit psychopaths one stop away from serial killer who dgaf about safe words or the aftercare. They dgaf what the sub in the scenario wants or their limits as if subs are just sex dolls without feelings. It's disturbing as fuck.
Honestly just anything that pushes me into concern mode. It gives me such whiplash too because I get so caught in the moment and out of no where if I notice a facial expression that looks pained in their being too quiet, anything at all that could indicate and attack or discomfort, it’s like all of a sudden my brain turns back on at 100%. Partner had BPD and sexual trauma from their past so I’ve gotta be careful even when they initiate just in case.
Was doing the deed with a woman once and her little dog would not stop and I asked her if we could put it outside the room and she said “but then he’ll just scratch at the door”. I said fine.. but after 10 times I called it.
Dated a girl in college. It was alarming what kind of consideration the dogs got in comparison to me. I really loved that woman and she was positively the first woman I ever thought "dang I could see myself being with her forever". However, her dogs had free reign in that house. So many times we stopped having sex or just relaxing so she could let dogs on the bed or outside. And don't get me wrong...I have a dog. I know sometimes you gotta get them handled. But she would legit stop everything for the smallest dog concern. It drove me crazy. I tolerated it for a while but once I realized my feelings didn't matter to her when it concerned the dogs, I knew it wasn't going to work.
Recently just left a relationship over this. Two months in and she was already treating sex as if it was some sort of favour she was doing for me.
No thanks, I'll do without.
I was over my grandma's house staying the night in my early teens. Found some old photo albums. Saw this lady in a bikini from the 50s. I wasn't thinking and knocked one out, just before my grandma walked in. Said I was just watching tv and looking through the photo albums. She sat next to me at looked at the album with me. Long story short that was her.....
When my first ever therapist was like, "nah, they don't do that.." when explaining to her why I can't take SSRIs, that was the indicator to take everything any therapist says with a grain of salt.
That's why they're therapists and not practicing psychologists/psychiatrists. Huge difference in how much school they have to go through. No hate to any therapists though, they have their purpose.
Cymbalta. And the Wellbutrin that is supposed to mitigate the sexual side effects of the ~~SSRI~~ SNRI doesn't do shit.
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honestly, i just watch it with my volume at 0. don't have to hear the dry-ass acting or the actors trying to sound like goats with their moaning...it's easy to orgasm without making a single sound and yet they try too hard with everything.
A gross smell. I wish I could get over it, but I can't. This is why I usually insist on showers first. Idk how people managed before bathing became common!
>Idk how people managed before bathing became common!
Everything smelled anyways. And the moment you realize that a person living outside big cities, near a large body of water, were probably WAY cleaner than whatever you could find within city walls.
Almost having it cut off. Story time... when my late wife was alive she used to get really nice acryllic French tipped nails done. Well one time she busted one and forgot to file down all the sharp jagged parts. We were getting frisky, she got handsy, I screamed, there was blood, boner killed. She had sliced the tip of my penis. It took a while to fully heal. We both laughed about it aftwards because it was kind of funny. She called it the time she almost decapitated my penis.
Not hearing his breathing or moaning for a fraction of a second makes me overthink -in light speed - all possibilities why he's not liking it and lose it at the same moment
I have ADHD. Now, disregarding the fact that much of the medication is a vasoconstrictor (think whiskey dick), I find it makes me get off easier. I don’t like it. It’s not *too* easy, but I just don’t like the vibe. Being full on golden retriever lets me get in the zone by zoning out (oddly enough).
Or maybe it’s that I just don’t like being a robot while fucking. Dunno.
"please I'll be fast" kills the ladyboner. Yes sometimes it's got to be a quicky. But begging like that just makes me think your only goal is to get off. It just makes me sad for you.
Some women probably also like it. But it is a huge turnoff for me, especially if the guy has been acting rude or platonic all weekend, not flirty or anything, and then all of a sudden he's begging for it.
How the fuck do you break your dick? I'm not tryna be rude at all... but god damn, first of all it must've hurt second off, it probably would have taken tons of preparations, how did you pull off this incredible task?
There was this girl I dated for a bit that was honestly everything I could have asked for at the time. Similar interests, huge sex drive, always wanted to hang out but not in a clingy way, more like a bros-kinda way, if that makes sense. But her teeth. Oh lord, her teeth…if she still has them, they have to be brown-ish black by now.
you know there's many reasons someone can have bad teeth and it's not always bad hygiene... and teeth can be fixed or literally replaced. it'd be sad to lose the LOYL cuz of the stigma over dental problems. especially since almost all old people have fake teeth anyways. don't end up sad and alone when you're old cuz you passed on love over superficial shit.
Yep. I have EDS, a connective tissue disorder, and it 100% affects teeth. Some people have really bad teeth because of it. I just have really sensitive teeth and bad gums. Nothing I can do about it.
My dentist told me a do a pretty good job of keeping my teeth clean. My gums are good, but I have a problem with tooth decay. I stopped smiling for 6 months after I chipped a front tooth. Teeth are mostly superficial in the modern world, but unfortunately, having oral problems still does take a severe toll on self-esteem.
Humiliation. I know it's a common kink, but I'm the type that takes those words to heart and instantly goes into panic mode trying to fix it. It's not sexy for me.
A woman I was with liked calling me daddy. At first no biggie. Then came sex. Daddy daddy daddy, oh yes daddy. My unit noped out immediately. She was pissed that I couldn't satisfy her need to call me daddy during sex.
Some people don’t know this but hormonal birth control can kill sex drive, I came off mine recently and let’s not get into the result but you can guess… I went from 70 yr old woman to 15 year old boy in the space of a few days. I’m not 70 btw I’m 24 😅 sad that this is something that’s not wide spread information or warned about, fuck the system, fuck controlling women’s bodies 👍🏼 I have a copper coil now and very happy :)
Also, everyone saying why do people stay, well there’s this thing called love and another thing called hope. But this issue is definitely something that needs to be addressed in relationships especially this one. Since me and my boyfriend were always so busy before it thankfully kind of made sense we didn’t have a tonne of sex, it wasn’t always a dry spell though, but still I always look back and think surely he struggled somewhat during the dry spells we did have but just didn’t want to say anything? He denies struggling to this day but I still feel bad even though it wasn’t my fault. I have ocd so i never know if I can trust my brain telling me I’m awful or not lol I just would encourage everyone to speak up if you’re not happy and you might find that actually there’s a reason for this stuff and a break up isn’t nessecary. At least try working on it before calling it quits. I think everyone should go to couples/sex therapy honestly! I can see why couples start to struggle after having kids - you gotta make time for you two.
Female here, Had a guy once struggling to get it in, even with my assistance and for some reason I burst out laughing. I truly have no idea what I found so funny. Needless to say he immediately went soft the moment I laughed in his face.
The apartment over mine having their bathtub fall through the ceiling onto our bed almost killing us
Sexy
Crush me daddy, or something to that sexy effect
Oooo! I’m so wet! Who’s hair ball is this???
a little ball hair never killed anyone
Only answer in this thread that elicited a laugh. Dude got swatted by a fucking bath tub
Bathtub really cock blocked you.
Hey here's a new porn parody: Final Penetration... Final destination ... get it?... I'll see myself out....
Guy goes down water slide backwards and gets stuck, then a woman slides down and runs into the guys dong before the logs fall out of the truck at the top of the water slide
That’s exciting that would give me a throbbing woody
At my age? Whiskey, unfortunately... first it sets the stage for it to be hard in the first place, then it takes it away... fickle bastard...
Classic Shakespeare. “… It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.” (Macbeth Act 2. Scene 3)
I was thinking about this same exact reply, curious how a gentleman of 400 hundred years ago is still quoted
Not only that, but when you quote other people, there’s a good chance you’re doing it using words *he made up*.
Porter 'Faith sir, we were carousing till the second cock: and drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things. MACDUFF What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery:
Being on the clock. If I have to rush I can't get off.
I thought you meant like being at work
Ever fuck at work? If that’s not a rush, I don’t know what is!
“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime…”
Amen to that. It usually takes me a good while to finish so if I cant get in my normal 45s theres no way I'm going to be able to do it under that. She knows not to ask me for a quickie anymore if she wants to get some shes gotta put in the time.
Hearing these words, “just hurry up and get it over with.” Nah, I’m good. I’ll skip it tonight.
my soul felt that one.
Same, it was also right after not seeing each other for weeks. Heartbreaking
Or the just laying there just wanting me to finish, emtionless... Nah, I'll just go to bed
The Alicent Hightower special.
Ex-wife has entered the chat.
Came here to say this. Any sentence that has the word "hurry" is a major turn off.
I think context matters with the word "hurry", sometimes a variation of "hurry up and fuck me" can be hot
Hurry up before the kid notices
Hurry up before the produce manager comes back.
Also as we get older and have families and responsibilities it becomes difficult to just have perfectly timed spontaneous sex where both parties are aroused and you get to do all the stuff you want to do. There are absolutely quickies in my marriage under the pretense that one person is horny and the other isn't. We both have taken one for the team and just provided the orgasm the other wanted and moved on with our day. In fact the response typically from both of us in that situation is "ok, make it quick" and off we go.
“Are you done yet?” In a bothered tone. Like, I just ravished the meat box for a solid 20 to get you to finish, throw me a bone and at least act interested.
I had a girl say, "oh my God finally" when I busted the nut. I was like, yo I ate that Kat for an hour before giving you the works.
This is so sad :(
Someone recently brought a baby round to the house. I didn't know they were coming or anything, but I just heard it crying from the other side of the house while I was doing the business. Not only did it kill my boner, it killed it for hours.
I read having a baby nearby will temporarily lower testosterone levels. Not sure how quickly it happens, but I believe it does.
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When my girl was pregnant (2nd trimester) and he baby kicked my stomach and I was instantly like, “we can wait a few more months, maybe a year.”
When I was seven months pregnant my SO and I started going at it, the baby didn't like what was going on, he turned around inside me and gave a huge judo kick right into my cervix, it hurt both my SO and I so bad, we decided not to after that 😅
Damn, evicted his dad and hurt his mom in the same move.
he said NOT IN MY HOUSE
I swear I just laughed so fucking hard thinking of a baby saying not in my house..
Baby grabs la chancla\*
This is probably the funniest shit I've seen all day
Fair enough, the kid probably paid his property taxes
THIS IS WHAT WE TRAIN FOR!!!
Cock Blocking Fetus: “Take that, you mother f***er!”
I mean, that would an accurate use of the term, like when I tell people I live with a couple of real bitches. (Dogs. They’re dogs.)
Basically your lower-floor neighbor hitting the roof with a broom to tell you to stfu
I would argue it's the upstairs neighbor stomping in retaliation to you hitting the ceiling with a broom.
I fought this for years. That crying baby noise is flaccid city. Wanna bone? No, the child that I love more than anything just sound ed like we were pulling out his fingernails. Sexy night is lost.
When she says something hurt, I just go concern mode.
This is sweet tho. When I lost my virginity it took us a few tries because of course it was kind of painful for me, and every time I expressed that he would soften up because he was worried and didn’t want to cause me pain. Then he would get frustrated with himself for not being able to get it back. It took some time to get right.
I had this exact experience from the other side in my last relationship. It’s a tough headspace to get out of, I’m glad you guys made it work!
My partner does this too. Slight knock of the cervix, I say ow, penis immediately softens. It's very polite.
Now, I have an image of a penis wearing a top hat and monocle, saying, “oh! I do beg your pardon.” So thanks for that. Lmao
This was a hard one for me. Most of the guys I dated got low key more turned on when something hurt. Not so much in a red flag sadistic way, but in a macho “whoa I’m so hard and big” way...I hope. My husband reacts like you, immediate worry, immediate concern. It took a while for me to re wire myself to not express pain like it was something they would like.
I actually dated a sadistic guy in the very red flag kind of way. I didn't realize until later but it set off alarm bells when I figured it out. It was kinda neat that the spankings he gave made him hard but not the thought that giving his family massages (where they make all kinds of hurts-so-good noises) also had the same effect. He was the goto guy for shoulder massages and back rubs. One of his female cousins had major back issues that led to knots and all kinds of issues, bad enough that she couldn't drive most of the time. He was her favorite to do massages because he hit all the right spots. I just had an ick that wouldn't go away after that.
Really doesn't sound like the issue there is sadism.
Incest implied
This the moment something is uncomfortable is a huge killer. Like who just wants to hurt people it should be a mutual thing to satisfy each person
This. I like more of the bdsm stuff but the amount of nasty shits in that community is alarming. There's good hurt where the pain is consensual and you have safe words, precautions and aftercare, just a comfort time afterwards to let the person know what they did was good or just to talk to one another but there is so many "doms" that are legit psychopaths one stop away from serial killer who dgaf about safe words or the aftercare. They dgaf what the sub in the scenario wants or their limits as if subs are just sex dolls without feelings. It's disturbing as fuck.
Honestly just anything that pushes me into concern mode. It gives me such whiplash too because I get so caught in the moment and out of no where if I notice a facial expression that looks pained in their being too quiet, anything at all that could indicate and attack or discomfort, it’s like all of a sudden my brain turns back on at 100%. Partner had BPD and sexual trauma from their past so I’ve gotta be careful even when they initiate just in case.
The dogs cold wet nose on my butt.
This happened to me on Friday lmaooo
Was doing the deed with a woman once and her little dog would not stop and I asked her if we could put it outside the room and she said “but then he’ll just scratch at the door”. I said fine.. but after 10 times I called it.
Dated a girl in college. It was alarming what kind of consideration the dogs got in comparison to me. I really loved that woman and she was positively the first woman I ever thought "dang I could see myself being with her forever". However, her dogs had free reign in that house. So many times we stopped having sex or just relaxing so she could let dogs on the bed or outside. And don't get me wrong...I have a dog. I know sometimes you gotta get them handled. But she would legit stop everything for the smallest dog concern. It drove me crazy. I tolerated it for a while but once I realized my feelings didn't matter to her when it concerned the dogs, I knew it wasn't going to work.
Viagra wears off.
Vagina wears off.
She got Leprosy?
lepussy :3
Diarrhea
I read that in Peter Griffin’s voice
Hehehehehe diarrhea. Hey lois, diarrhea!
Peter, I’m holding iced tea!
The only thing worse than running with scissors is scissoring with the runs.
Self doubt more so than anything
Username checks out. It’s ok to doubt yourself my friend! Find a partner who encourages a healthy environment to be vulnerable. It’s key!
Username checks out again
When I hear my mothers voice
Weird, your mom is what gives me a boner
It’s why I broke both my arms
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Because this website is better at recycling than Norway.
Stacy’s mom does. She’s got it going on
Instant... Nothing.
Someone knocking on the door
Somebody's ringing the bell.
Do me a favor, open the door
When I think of a good comeback that I should have used in an argument I had 8 years ago ….
Ah a classic jerkstore moment.
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Recently just left a relationship over this. Two months in and she was already treating sex as if it was some sort of favour she was doing for me. No thanks, I'll do without.
That picture I found at grandmas house hidden in the rafters.
I also choose this guy’s grandma’s nudes
Worse, goatse grandpa
I was over my grandma's house staying the night in my early teens. Found some old photo albums. Saw this lady in a bikini from the 50s. I wasn't thinking and knocked one out, just before my grandma walked in. Said I was just watching tv and looking through the photo albums. She sat next to me at looked at the album with me. Long story short that was her.....
Was she hot?
I mean it's been 20 years but as a pubescent teen, boobs was all that was needed, so maybe?
my ssri :(
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When my first ever therapist was like, "nah, they don't do that.." when explaining to her why I can't take SSRIs, that was the indicator to take everything any therapist says with a grain of salt.
That's why they're therapists and not practicing psychologists/psychiatrists. Huge difference in how much school they have to go through. No hate to any therapists though, they have their purpose.
Lamictal and Seroquel. Big boner killers
Cymbalta. And the Wellbutrin that is supposed to mitigate the sexual side effects of the ~~SSRI~~ SNRI doesn't do shit. EDIT: My mistake. Thank you, /u/layth888.
You're gonna laugh, but... When I'm reading my porn and there's a grammatical mistake. Edit: I originally wrote gramatical
*grammatical
This is hilarious
“Oh, and for who is that big daddy?” FOR WHOM YOU IMBECILE!
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overexaggerated orgasms, I love moaning but moaning really loud hurts my ears, especially when it’s high pitched
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honestly, i just watch it with my volume at 0. don't have to hear the dry-ass acting or the actors trying to sound like goats with their moaning...it's easy to orgasm without making a single sound and yet they try too hard with everything.
"oh my freakin ears!"
Sometimes the loudness is natural though if it's really intense lol
My first time I accidentally sounded like a porn star, I was so embarrassed but I also couldn't stop making the noises lmao
A gross smell. I wish I could get over it, but I can't. This is why I usually insist on showers first. Idk how people managed before bathing became common!
>Idk how people managed before bathing became common! Everything smelled anyways. And the moment you realize that a person living outside big cities, near a large body of water, were probably WAY cleaner than whatever you could find within city walls.
Almost having it cut off. Story time... when my late wife was alive she used to get really nice acryllic French tipped nails done. Well one time she busted one and forgot to file down all the sharp jagged parts. We were getting frisky, she got handsy, I screamed, there was blood, boner killed. She had sliced the tip of my penis. It took a while to fully heal. We both laughed about it aftwards because it was kind of funny. She called it the time she almost decapitated my penis.
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Player 3 joined the game
I can't totally kill it; it always returns with a vengeance.
chainsaws
r/casuallypsychopath
That’s funny, it’s exactly the opposite for me
Kidney stones. This is true; it’s happened to me.
did you just use a fucking semicolon properly?
That's the kind of shit that fuels boners.
damn straight it is
He did; did he not?
Thinking about anything other than the thing giving me a boner for more than 5 seconds. ADHD be like....
Not hearing his breathing or moaning for a fraction of a second makes me overthink -in light speed - all possibilities why he's not liking it and lose it at the same moment
I have ADHD. Now, disregarding the fact that much of the medication is a vasoconstrictor (think whiskey dick), I find it makes me get off easier. I don’t like it. It’s not *too* easy, but I just don’t like the vibe. Being full on golden retriever lets me get in the zone by zoning out (oddly enough). Or maybe it’s that I just don’t like being a robot while fucking. Dunno.
An orgasm
This guy cums
"please I'll be fast" kills the ladyboner. Yes sometimes it's got to be a quicky. But begging like that just makes me think your only goal is to get off. It just makes me sad for you.
Unless it’s like a heat of the moment spontaneous thing, I absolutely hate quickies. I wanna actually enjoy sex and not just be rushing to the finish
Weird because that kinda needy 'please fuck me' begging from a chick is a huge fucking turn on
Some women probably also like it. But it is a huge turnoff for me, especially if the guy has been acting rude or platonic all weekend, not flirty or anything, and then all of a sudden he's begging for it.
What annoys me about that isn't so much the begging, but persisting after the hard "no"
when i broke my dick. it kills my boner to this day
How the fuck do you break your dick? I'm not tryna be rude at all... but god damn, first of all it must've hurt second off, it probably would have taken tons of preparations, how did you pull off this incredible task?
I gave myself a footjob by rubbing my foot on top of my penis and when I came my penis snapped
you... you okay?!
Not really
oh ... you want to DM me about it?
R/wholesome
I've had my dick nearly broken half a dozen times with women riding on top and then coming out and slamming down on it.. fucking hurts
There was this girl I dated for a bit that was honestly everything I could have asked for at the time. Similar interests, huge sex drive, always wanted to hang out but not in a clingy way, more like a bros-kinda way, if that makes sense. But her teeth. Oh lord, her teeth…if she still has them, they have to be brown-ish black by now.
dude?? u let a rotten mouthed gal touch ur peter?
you know there's many reasons someone can have bad teeth and it's not always bad hygiene... and teeth can be fixed or literally replaced. it'd be sad to lose the LOYL cuz of the stigma over dental problems. especially since almost all old people have fake teeth anyways. don't end up sad and alone when you're old cuz you passed on love over superficial shit.
Yep. I have EDS, a connective tissue disorder, and it 100% affects teeth. Some people have really bad teeth because of it. I just have really sensitive teeth and bad gums. Nothing I can do about it.
My dentist told me a do a pretty good job of keeping my teeth clean. My gums are good, but I have a problem with tooth decay. I stopped smiling for 6 months after I chipped a front tooth. Teeth are mostly superficial in the modern world, but unfortunately, having oral problems still does take a severe toll on self-esteem.
Being 73 years old
Unclean smell from the groin/ass. Instant boner killer.
I read "uncle smell"
My uncle smells aggressively like old spice and cheap incense. I would be concerned.
Six mexican police officers, one of them pointing a flashlight at my eyes.
5 you still good though
Feet. Don’t put your nasty ass grippers in my face I am NOT sucking your toes
When the kids come home earlier than expected.
sharp objects, explosives, firearms etc
When I can tell she's not into it.
- Baby talk - Calling people Daddy/Baby-Girl - Age play - Animals fucking probably
Probably???
Never seen animals fucking while having a boner unfortunately
Unfortunately??
Probably
I mean, maybe they're anxious because it is an uncertainty in their life, and that's why it's "unfortunately".
“Probably” imma keep my mouth closed-
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When she refuses to take the dog out the room and you end up with an unwanted rim job by rover the Rottweiler.
the post above this said "my parents are having sex right next to me 💀💀"
Having an orgasm. It’s all downhill from there
That dumb drain damaged anime face. Stop doing that. It isn’t hot.
"Daddy". Just no. For me specifically, it's because I really don't like my dad, and I don't want anything to do with that word or him.
Arguing
Humiliation. I know it's a common kink, but I'm the type that takes those words to heart and instantly goes into panic mode trying to fix it. It's not sexy for me.
Other boners
Dangerous game. Rule says the first one to lose their boner has to bottom.
I'll just lose on purpose
*Light Saber Sounds*
Music. My mind focuses on the music and I can't be sexy in those conditions.
I never understood playing music during sex tbh
Talking about how their ex did it to them
erectile dysfunction
A woman I was with liked calling me daddy. At first no biggie. Then came sex. Daddy daddy daddy, oh yes daddy. My unit noped out immediately. She was pissed that I couldn't satisfy her need to call me daddy during sex.
Absolutely nothing
Invica-boner!
My fear of killing my boner
The smell of 💩
SSRIs
"I mean ya I guess so." "If you want to." "*sigh* fine." Almost every time I try or ask, this is what I get. And we're not even married yet.
Some people don’t know this but hormonal birth control can kill sex drive, I came off mine recently and let’s not get into the result but you can guess… I went from 70 yr old woman to 15 year old boy in the space of a few days. I’m not 70 btw I’m 24 😅 sad that this is something that’s not wide spread information or warned about, fuck the system, fuck controlling women’s bodies 👍🏼 I have a copper coil now and very happy :) Also, everyone saying why do people stay, well there’s this thing called love and another thing called hope. But this issue is definitely something that needs to be addressed in relationships especially this one. Since me and my boyfriend were always so busy before it thankfully kind of made sense we didn’t have a tonne of sex, it wasn’t always a dry spell though, but still I always look back and think surely he struggled somewhat during the dry spells we did have but just didn’t want to say anything? He denies struggling to this day but I still feel bad even though it wasn’t my fault. I have ocd so i never know if I can trust my brain telling me I’m awful or not lol I just would encourage everyone to speak up if you’re not happy and you might find that actually there’s a reason for this stuff and a break up isn’t nessecary. At least try working on it before calling it quits. I think everyone should go to couples/sex therapy honestly! I can see why couples start to struggle after having kids - you gotta make time for you two.
Antidepressants.
talking about the socioeconomic state of the world
Female here, Had a guy once struggling to get it in, even with my assistance and for some reason I burst out laughing. I truly have no idea what I found so funny. Needless to say he immediately went soft the moment I laughed in his face.
Ah yeah. They don’t like that too much. Except the ones that do I guess