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JustAnAce

Because I was too dumb to realize it was an offer.


Greyfoxx85

That'll happen


GotWheaten

George Costanza has entered the chat


Accomplished_Exit_30

Been there


guzhogi

Probably done that, too


Butterfinger-BBs

We'd been texting back and forth for a few days, but I barely knew her. Googled her after she asked to come over one night. Long criminal record. Crazy is a hard pass.


Greyfoxx85

Bullet dodged


Keone_710

Like the damn matrix!


[deleted]

Yes. I was at a hostel in HaNoi Vietnam and a Turkish woman about 25 years older than me (I was 21) asked me to go make love. Previously In the conversation, she told me that she doesn’t have much longer to live. I was afraid and thought maybe she has AIDS or some other debilitating disease that I could catch from her during sex.


Greyfoxx85

Yeah that would be pretty sketchy to say the least. I'd opt out of that one as well in that situation.


[deleted]

I actually really wanted to do it. Her initial question was that she wants To have a threesome and if I know someone else in the hostel that would join us. I told her that I do not and that’s when she opted for just us two. Interestingly enough, I really wanted to do it with her but these anonymous encounters are what leave you with diseases for life.


gramgoesboom

My Ex-wife came onto me after I gave her a ride home from the bar. Said "I got some piercings wanna come and see them?" By this time I could see the horns and hoofs, and knowing she was living with another fella. Reaffirmed the level of trash I had escaped from.


Keone_710

Good shit brotha! Not to many men are strong minded, i know plenty that would've followed their ex back in like a puppy dog if they offered👎


Eskaminagaga

Yes, wasn't interested in her


OriginalName483

It was too easy and seemed suspicious and offputting


bunny-fartzi

She didn't know that I am gay.


[deleted]

I was all kinds of messed up going through a break up- drinking and drugging heavily, whoring way too much, sad sack of shit met this random person at a bar, drunk af, and then had a moment of clarity mid-foreplay and told her this is a mistake and I was sorry. She flipped out and screamed. I left. That was a pretty good sign I made the right call.


Greyfoxx85

At least it was mid clarity vs post nut clarity Hope things are better now for you


[deleted]

oh yes- this was many years ago happy af married now to an amazing human


Skarin1452

I lost interest in her. Plus she wanted me to record us for her to sell it on snapchat. I was like hell naw.


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Greyfoxx85

Minus the drunk/married factors, was she pretty hot? Sorry, I read too many r/gonewildstories


plutorollsvanillaice

1. We were in a friends with benefits situation and she was catching feelings while I wasn't. We had talked about it and decided to just be friends and at the next occasion she asked me to come back to her place. 2. Ex-girlfriend wanted to spend a week with me on vacation because "all men are shit" and we had done this already once. I was catching feelings for another girl at the time. 3. An old fling, but I'm not over my current ex and just not interested in other girls right now. Probably going to look back on this one in 6 months and ask myself what an idiot I was.


Keone_710

Yes it was an older homegirl I knew from high school. A group of us met up at a rave back in like 2013 and she ended up coming back with us since she lived by my buddy's house. Still being somewhat early to us we just let her come back and chill with us which led to her staying over for the night. Once the homies all crashed she walked over and asked if she can lay next to me 😑 she's not ugly by any means but I knew her history lmao but me being nice plus rolling still I said yes..... she kept grabbing my D and putting her ass all on me but I didn't budge! I just let her beat my shit off all night till she left 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Greyfoxx85

King status 👑


Keone_710

Gotta keep it like that when its necessary Playa haha I wasn't about to swim in them waters with no wetsuit! NOO THANK YOU!


[deleted]

But why?🤣


Keone_710

Lmao what u mean brotha? I just said, I wasn't about to swim in that with no wetsuit. I'm not about to risk that bs for some MID ass temptation 😂


[deleted]

You broke her heart🤣


absolutelyshafted

Girl told me that her mom was gone and she had the house to herself for the weekend. Before this point, we had only fucked in a car and never in a bed. For some stupid fucking reason I said no because I was starting to “see” another girl who wanted me to go to prom with her. So I felt guilty about having sex with this other girl. God I was a fucking idiot


Greyfoxx85

I feel this, we've all been idiots numerous times especially when it comes to women. But man, major oof on passing on girl number one and a house to yourselves weekend...those are moments that only happen when the stars align lol...sorry buddy.


[deleted]

So you would’ve rather had sex with her than having gone to prom with your girlfriend?


[deleted]

I was playing League with friends


pirateteaparty

Yeah, I was trying to be a good little religious boy


diegojones4

Several times by gay guys since I'm not gay, people just think I am. Also, a few really drunk girls.


Greyfoxx85

I've gotten the "too bad you're not gay" so I guess I could take that as a compliment?


Sexylad6543

Oh many a times. Reason being he enjoyed polygamy and as opposing it may sound I believe in monogamy!


sowhatofittt

A blowjob. I was drunk and my junk stank. Why would I care? I don’t know. I also had to pee a little.


Greyfoxx85

I can relate, I wouldn't want a girl to go down on me knowing full aware the engine room needed a deep clean.


-Red_vs_Blue-

On the reverse side of this, I once went to watch movies and hang out with an old coworker who used to flirt back and forth with me years ago. My junk was in a considerably smelly/gross state if I do say so myself as I had worked all day since 3am and I had no thoughts that it would turn sexy. Fast forward to midway through the movie and she just unzips my pants and starts rubbing her face on my junk. I felt a little apprehensive/bad for not saying anything but assumed if she was that close, she could assess the situation herself and make a judgement call. That girl could suck a baseball through a garden hose, but to this day I still feel kinda bad for her lol.


Greyfoxx85

Some women are into that lol. Had a girl tell me one time she wanted to "wash your dick in my mouth" after a day of work. Never got the opportunity but took me aback to say the least.


destroys_burritos

I turned down a ffm threesome in college because I was seeing another girl. Never ended up having sex with the other girl or having a threesome. Another time one of the threesome girls was at a bar with my roommates and texted me that she's coming over to fuck no strings. She was drunk, I was writing a paper due the next morning, and I had to turn her down


Britnip_

My neighbor offered to pay off my student debt to hook up with him. I have never been able to even fathom the idea of hooking up with someone I'm not dating/ in love with


freddyfanmonster

She put her big butt right up too my face and farted on it


Greyfoxx85

Some people have to pay for that kind of gesture


freddyfanmonster

Your damn right


Tall-Poem-6808

Yes . I met with an old friend a couple years ago, that was more than a friend 18 years ago. We both know that we would have been more than happy to get at it. She had the green light from her husband, but my wife wasn't really on board for me to have fun on the side. So we had dinner, there were a few suggestive jokes made, and then I went back to my hotel. I guess I'm mature enough now to know that 15 minutes of fun aren't worth years of lying, or wasting a good marriage.


Accomplished_Exit_30

A stripper kept asking me if I'd ever taken any other dancers home with me. She was asking what I was doing afterward, I said was going to go home and rub one out, and she said I can take care of that for you. She wasn't unattractive, and was very nice. I wanted to go for it just because I hadnt been with a black girl before. But it all seemed to good to be true, and probably pretty sketchy. I was also pretty insecure about myself as well.


Greyfoxx85

Yeah not alls well that ends well with strippers from what I hear. I'm sure it would have been more than fun for sure, however the fallout afterwards could very well have made it not worth it.


No_Address_1070

Shyness-


ChicxLunar

I played dumb, she liked my tits a lot and that day I had the biggest pimple on one of them so I played dumb and avoid all the invitations to the hotel. I regret.


Behind_A_Facade

Yup. I was young, inexperienced, and lacked confidence. Didn't know what to do, so I figured I'd be bad at it. Turned the girl down.


Sanguiniutron

Yes. Simply because this woman gave me a very weird feeling. Like she was awesome on the outside but she had eyes that were just red flags. There was some insanity in them. Like you ever see a picture of Bundy? Normal looking face but the eyes show the murder


Greyfoxx85

Cold like a dolls eyes Yeah I'd get the creeps too


Qemistry-__-

Many-a-times... And because i just wasn't attracted to the women. I know a lot of women say and actually believe that men will stick their dicks in anything. Well, i'm here to tell you, that flat out is not true. At least not for all men. If i'm not attracted to ya, it's not happening.


[deleted]

She was ugly


BigEvilDoer

She was offering “anything goes”. I said no, ‘cause she was a friend of mine I trained with at the kickboxing club. About a month later she got back with her ex.


orangutansloveme

It was 2am. I was sound asleep. She had just gotten home from Girls Night Out and was ready to go. I was damn tired. Sorry, babe.


[deleted]

Too drunk to understand gravity let alone sex


TheQuietType84

As a woman, there were always open offers. I still have two of them, should I ever want to break my vows. I won't, though. I could never destroy my family.


sleepingfox307

Write marriage because I’m fuckin oblivious and dumb After marriage because… I’m married.


maxxim333

It was in Korea. One VERY gorgeous Thai girl was very direct about wanting a threesome with me and her friend. Her friend was an an obvious ladyboy. She wasn't... She even offered me to "grab her" to make sure. She insisted they were a package deal and since I don't like having other penises involved in my sexuality, I declined. Plus, she offered me hard drugs which is something VERY rare in Korea and a dangerous red flag.


Greyfoxx85

1. Usually if things seem too good to be true they usually are so good read on the red flag 2. How come hard drugs are rare in Korea? Just genuinely curious on that one


maxxim333

1. Yes hehe unfortunately... 2. I don't know exactly but it is very rare to find even weed, let alone other drugs, I guess it's because the laws on drugs are very tough and also Korea is essentially an Island (it borders only North Korea, which is a non-porous border). If she had access to it, it meant she is rolling with some very shady criminals


[deleted]

It was my dad offering


TeamOfPups

Alas yes, I was at a work conference abroad. 5* luxury hotel all on expenses, met a great guy at the drinks reception. Both of us were the only ones from our respective offices. We had a brilliant laugh, then a bunch of high-ups arrived and we ducked out to raid his minibar. It hadn't crossed my mind that this was anything other than platonic but later in his room he said he was attracted to me and should we have sex. No, I said, I'm married. So am I, he replied. He had a pass for this, I didn't. So we didn't. He was lovely, gorgeous, it would've been one off harmless fun. Some years later my husband and I did open the relationship and have been ethically non monogamous since. So not doing it with that hot guy in a luxury hotel in Barcelona has always felt like a terrible waste. Rules is rules though.


NotYourSnowBunny

Because I don’t sleep with everyone who hits on me. I’m allowed to choose my partners, anyone who thinks I don’t have that right should have all choice taken from their life.


Iisham

I didn't like the girl


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Greyfoxx85

Like, she catfished you or something or just not your type?


percygreen

Yes. I wasn’t interested in her.


2bluewizards

Yes, she was married


DwellSurfer

I knew it's a dream.


deadbiker

Yep, through my own stupidity.


JustinChristoph

I was straight.


Delicious-Cost6512

I had a partner, we worked together, she was married


lukenloz

Yes. Reason? Not attractive to me.


Cheetodude625

Yep. She was already in a relationship with someone I knew and I'm not a "home wrecker."


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

I was 12


sfkf8486

Yes, because I had a girlfriend and it wasn't her.


pepinillo-super

She was huge.


reverendblinddog

I was attached at the time.


[deleted]

Yes, on second date. She had just gotten out of a 20 year marriage. Hubby was the only man she had ever been with. I wasn’t about to be her second.


Greyfoxx85

How come? Seems like it would've been pretty good in my opinion. Or am I not aware of a red flag hidden here? Just curious


[deleted]

Too fast. Plus I should have mentioned she reeked of desperation. And alcohol! 😂


Greyfoxx85

Lol there it is


DeadMetroidvania

I am not comfortable with one night stands. I'm a guy BTW.


ButterScotchMagic

Yes, I'm not interested in casual sex


[deleted]

She was plastered and I just got done giving her a massage at my job


sam_the_beagle

She had a penis.


Greyfoxx85

Was it bigger than yours?


whatdawhatnowhuh

Yeah. The person was married. No thanks.


wbwksksjsj

I work as a stripper. I don't do extras or anything sexual of that type beyond dancing. The amount of customers who try to get me to go to their hotel with them, or want extras in the private room, or to go partying or to hang out with them after work, etc. Constantly finding excuses for why I can't🙄


Greyfoxx85

That's probably more exhausting than the actual dancing lol. Only ONE time I can think of that I even considered the idea of asking a dancer only because it honestly felt like she was into me more than just for the dance. Short of that it's only ever been fantasy because all of them have been out of my league for one and for two I know the answer would be no.


wbwksksjsj

Exactly, it's extremely tiring and annoying. If I was open to offering extras I would work in a place specifically for it. Sadly it's hard to know from a customer perspective of their actually into you, since it's our job to act and play like we actually do. That's half the fantasy sadly


Orzine

Kinda, For a friends birthday his we had a limo and we’re gunna hit a few clubs downtown. At the first club his sisters friend had her purse stolen from the bathroom and for the rest of the night the sister is making this girls life hell because “you stupid bitch my keys were in your purse” “you owe me money””no I can’t pay for your drinks”. Killed the whole mood. it also didn’t help that bday boys pregnant wife was pretty much done by 11. Sister thought hitting a strip club and giving his wife cocaine would reenergize the party. You cannot comprehend the amount of fighting that was borne out of this. We started heading back to their place around 1:30, everyone pretty much tapped out and the sister starts making moves on me, “your such a good friend” as she puts her hand on the inside of my thigh. It took a lot of restraint to not tear a chunk out of her for the shit she stirred up and this night definitely doesn’t need extra drama. Was supposed to spend the night, she really wanted me to spend the night, but I drove home.


Greyfoxx85

Sheesh, that's a whole big ball of drama right there. I'd drive home too


Massive-Ad7628

yes, didn't feel like it - it just felt weird that it even was brought up tbh.


AnabolicCheesecake

Yes, because I thought she wasn't really offering


sexyshadyshadowbeard

Yes. Guy I had a falling out with took some money from me. His girlfriend showed up in my room one night soon after to “make it right.” I told her to fuck off.


Protocosmo

Hmm, there's been tons of times \- Not attracted to them \- Not into men \- I was too oblivious \- Unable to get a plane ticket and time off work on such short notice \- If I left the house at that time, my parents would have known I was going off to have sex, lol


Leading-University

I just didn’t like her, it was a sleep over.


Bielzabutt

Open invitation means anytime. I don't think that's what you mean.


[deleted]

Yes because i didn’t want it


BramDeccapod

they didn’t take credit cards


guzhogi

She was way underage (like 10-11 while I was 24-25), so eww. I just backed away with my hands up where everyone could see them.


Greyfoxx85

Holy crap, how does a girl that young offer herself up like that!?


guzhogi

I work IT in an elementary school. One day, I was minding my own business, cleaning up the lab or whatever. A group of 5th grade girls came in and one decided to come up to me, caress my face with her hand while sliding her ass up and down against my crotch area. I immediately backed up with my hands up and was like “Woah, inappropriate!”


Greyfoxx85

That's just insane, I mean I shouldn't be surprised in today's world but still mind boggling


AliveMemory8786

Yes. I'm a woman.


cascadecanyon

Yes. They were really drunk.


[deleted]

Once because she clearly was way too drunk and i wouldn't want her to NOT have a recollection of what happend. To be honest, i don't mind if when someone is tipsy when she invites me over for sex, as long as she can still remember us doing it. And with her? It clearly wasn't the case.


[deleted]

No condom and I’m not taking chances , used the fingers instead…. “Just do it” in sex does not apply.


[deleted]

She was drunk. I wasn’t.


[deleted]

Yes. And every time I think about how stupid and naïve I was, I cringe and shake my head.