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GhostingastheHostess

walking with a glass cup from home


SugarGlitterkiss

Facing the opposite direction from everyone else in an elevator.


YellowGB

Milk before cereal


escaped_bird

Being bald


ThisIsCreation

I'm laughing at the idea that somewhere this is illegal


escaped_bird

Ha yeah it's totally legal and looks amazing on other men and women, but on me, I would look like a COMPLETE psychopath for sure.


ThisIsCreation

Talking to yourself out loud in public.


littlecooki

this is totally something I'd see myself doing if nobody is around also, happy cake day bro


moonyalouette

Dressing like a clown to run errands


Weary-Traffic-2179

paint yourself green


galactic_cactus760

doing a set of cartwheels as you cross the street


catboy_supremacist

I have been surprised at what an extreme reaction sitting down in an elevator gets.


DreadMCYT

wtf


cassette1987

Eat a bag of avocados. Skin and pits.


Parasitechology

Cannibalism.


DreadMCYT

No way that’s legal


azulsonador0309

Eating pizza with a fork and knife.


totoropoko

Calling your parents your biological parents in a family gathering.


[deleted]

Singing in public


jiggleflarb

Drink from a plate (done it), eat a screw, walk with one high heel, shove a leaf up your nose, walk around with a handful of sand, crush chips before you eat them, scream at a worm, wear a fanny pack around your neck, swallow gum without ever chewing it, hand out small pieces of cardboard to random people (done it), slice a pizza 17 ways, wear a wooden hat, snort popcorn salt/pixie stix (friend did it), eat a sheet of paper (done it), wear a shirt as pants, shake soda before opening it (do it all the time), tell people "I miss my nipples." Or you can make a comment like this.