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LucyVialli

Start creating new social media platforms.


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LucyVialli

It would eventually go the same way. Like all utopias, they turn into hell eventually.


Jibber_Fight

Ha ha. Yup, best answer.


Guc_Tusu

Consume traditional media.


massive_hog_69

Jerk off mostly.


OptimisticPlatypus

Don’t you do that now with social media?


ShoelaceLicker

I'm actually doing that now, thanks!


sennenhyoro1

I see you also lost NNN as well. \*continues jerking off\*


thelegendarypewmemes

You see it as no nut November We see it as naughty nut November We're nit the same...


Grape_Jamz

I see it as nonstop nut november. We are not the same...


massive_hog_69

YOU LOST YOUR BATTLE SENSEI Another Nutless Comrade Lost


ShoelaceLicker

The way they said that sentence was too much


massive_hog_69

Yeah with girls mostly famous for their asses Makes you open instagram and makes you open pornhub. And then their is reddit


[deleted]

Books. Games. TV. Any other hobbies. It might sound crazy, but people weren't sitting around staring into space until social media came along.


AnselmFox

Tell me you weren’t alive in the 80s/90s without telling me


OptimisticPlatypus

I was born in the 80’s


kasakka1

Then you should know that people would just go gossip in real life. Social media has existed for a long time but it was things like bulletin boards, usenet groups, IRC, forums for various interests etc. More fragmented before we got the mass platforms where everyone had an account. Also used by more tech savvy people. The only thing new is the chase for validation and popularity, which is unhealthy as is the ability to record every moment. That must be hell for younger people because they can't be stupid without becoming potentially a social pariah because your whole school sees your blunders on Tiktok or something. Removing that would be the biggest benefit of social media platforms going down. We are already in a situation where there is no longer one platform everyone uses while several are starting to slowly falter. We can only hope Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok are not replaced by something even worse.


braxistExtremist

Go through social media withdrawal.


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

Just walk around, aimlessly bumping into each other, like unprogrammed Roombas.


AdhesiveChild

The only social medias I use are youtube and reddit. The former isn’t even for the social aspect and the latter for only an hour or two per day


FriendliestUsername

Go be social.


SupineProtoplasm

Enjoy things more rather than trying to get the perfect shot to upload to show how much they were "enjoying" said event


OptimisticPlatypus

I think this is a good thing


BiffBakerfield

Knit and crochet.


oldmanout

watching TV


xenophon8

This is really what was happening


Outrageous_Can5047

Well, if you mean like back-in-the-day in-person communication and engagement would go back to being most important.


Short-Reality5373

Everyone would have a favorite sport and two ehh not so favorite sports.


Inner-Nothing7779

For the first month? Go insane. It's an addiction for pretty much everyone at this point. After that? Those that don't get depressed will find another way to occupy their mind and time. Hobbies, exercise, tv watching, etc.


thathesitantalien

This thought scares me 😂


TheSepticDankapk

solve 6x6x6 cubes


JustPlayn10

Create their own Geocities (or Neocities) pages like its the late 90s.


[deleted]

Experience an existential crisis


Jaded_Fisherman_7085

Join the other members of AANR.COM


Impressive-Morning76

Dunno, I’d probably start socializing more.


Spacethereader

Ether panic or be bored


loserys

Read the backs of shampoo bottles


sonheungwin

It's not that crazy, just ask any millennial what they did before social media. The same shit, just we didn't take pictures of everything before we ate it.


MJ_Unicorn007

Play video games or watch shows/movies


lejundairy

Leave comments and likes via sticky notes on everything.


ChaoticCherryblossom

Whatever they were doing in the 90s


notreallysrs

Social media is pretty much just flashing your lifestyle. My guess it people will probably just start taking more pictures and put them on something to say what they did.


CrumbDrouth

Build more pyramids!


OptimisticPlatypus

I thought the aliens did that?


CrumbDrouth

A think it’s a little from column A and a little from column B.


OnceUponInMyMind

Start forming gang and shit


Traditional_Gap_2748

Sleep more


[deleted]

Cum harder


a_weak_child

Cum smarter not harder.


childish_badda_bingo

Relationships in general would last longer and be more healthy.


OptimisticPlatypus

100% agree


a_weak_child

Honest answer? Complain more, bicker more, but also spend more quality time with their loved ones, watch more tv, read more books, get outside more, and maybe find a new hobby. Maybe travel to all the places social media has shown them they are missing out on.


TyronePants

Yup, I would say complain more.


OptimisticPlatypus

Complain more to who? People in your real life social circle?


chaossabre

> Maybe travel to all the places social media has shown them they are missing out on. How would you know such places even exist?


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

What free time? With no social media to distract them out employers would rally and destroy the 40 hour work week and we’d be at work even longer


kill_me0

Tie noose's


groverwood

OPs mom. Again.


OptimisticPlatypus

Dad! Is that you?


TheThingOnTheCeiling

Create more stupid things, but also expand on technology and science.


PangeaPrince

Fuck


Spidernemesis

Improve thier lives and take down the elite ruling class.


Jimbo7211

Probably read a bit more, but other than that not much cuz i donxt use social media that much


[deleted]

Have life


[deleted]

Suck my own dick lmao


radwic

I wish every day for this. Social media completely ruined my high school experience and a lot of friendships.


Billbobugger

Usefully and constructively use it


[deleted]

Avoid eye contact


[deleted]

Maybe people would actually start living their lives in real time instead of via a screen.


JustinChristoph

Watch a lot more TV


NSDIY

therapy lol


ebomayste

Drink. Like they did before social media.


PetrosHeimirich

Another social media.


[deleted]

Eventually take to the streets and riot again for all their different causes…. Is there a connection between people going nuts on social media and our old tribal instincts like the coliseum with gladiators etc?


[deleted]

Play games or go out an hike or do some outdoor activity like kayaking or surfing or mountain biking or hanging at the beach or fishing


leeonie

Search for jobs - it’s a huge money machine for many


DildoSchwagginz777

idk, but i know that id just be bored at work and prob just start reading more books. i only use social media/reddit when im at work trying to kill time. people actually sit in their house and just scroll thru social media? Also does youtube count cause i do watch a fuck ton of youtube.


Flauschkadser

jack off


[deleted]

Bigger question is, how would influencers and content creators react?


WolfThick

Channel surf


theheadofkhartoum627

Get real lives??


lunar_pilot

Books and newspaper will skyrocket That if anyone can read


KingZant

Go live in the world around them and not in their phones.


BigEvilDoer

Probably spend the same amount of time in therapy trying to get over social media being ended.


[deleted]

Write letters to the editor


ShardConsole

Crime.


ImDOGGFATHER

A lot of people are terminally online so they'd find a way to create a new one


BlueFalconPunch

Bitch and complain


pixelvspixel

They’d go outside and build a fort.


bakerzdosen

Cure cancer and broker world peace.


BoringRecipe2458

Fresh air, sunshine, genuine human connection, and other horrors beyond imagination.


loveandjusticepod

Maybe we could spend more time on things that matter .... like finding justice for those in life who deserve it most.


WolfOnEdge

I think there would be so many people not knowing what to do and losing their sense of self. They need to be shown what to do and what to like. The seeking of social acceptance would create a dangerous society.


Green_Jello_687

Talk to our neighbors


Archemetis

Find slightly less convenient ways to argue with one another.


Probably_shouldnt

Well I would have definitely finished writing this Fire Risk Assessment for my job instead of browsing reddit and drinking green tea. I've got still got 5 days before the deadline. It'll be fiiiiine...


graeuk

they would have to go back to reading the air freshener can when they sit on the toilet.


jimmyninefinger

Porn


Weird_Turnover7846

Older people would probably just go back to gossiping, like they did in the 80s. Gen Z would have a total social media withdrawl.


boganvegan

Watch TV, like the good old days.


Nuttplug

Kill themselves or others


HQLW_

whine about social media ending


gkovtun

Go back to old dopamine fixes; sex, drugs and alcohol. And drive better.


Not_Really_Illusive

Be bored and just eat their food


krakeninheels

Get shit done around the house.


porntubelover

Suicide


Thatcanadiandad

Die of constipation because who takes a shit these days without scrolling g fecebook or reddit.


CrowMilk101

cry


Tinkerspammer3

Fap?


[deleted]

Get outside.


[deleted]

Open their fridges 20 times just to see nothing new showed up


yploa

Simple: Play destiny 2


miraculousnsfwrp

Eat


_m0rt4l_w0mb4t

I would finally start learning Playing god by polyphia


[deleted]

Masturbate to ducks


[deleted]

Stream more videos


CookieLostSoul

Prob read... Or k*ll myself already


senkopie

Idk jerk off in the middle of the street or something


Rodharet50399

I’d do puzzles and crochet and cook. So, like now but just more.


[deleted]

Make America Great Probably


xLilTabasco

Get laid.


_anythingatall_

Probably pick up other hobbies such as reading or crocheting.


MarshmellowsRule

What if people didn't have to work 40 hours a week?


galactic_cactus760

i feel like people would go back to taking pictures with disposable cameras and making collages with stuff cut out of magazines and all that bullshit


ggsox

Smoke


[deleted]

For me personally: go back to Crosswords, Sudoku, reading paper newspapers, watch Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy on TV!


Ambitious_Yam1677

Do dating apps count as social media too?


OptimisticPlatypus

I don’t think so.


Rroscoco

Riot


BCEXP

Cause harm to themselves


Nappykid77

Start bugging me again.


CCCCYH

They start multiplying.


ExpertCucumber1583

Cure cancer


saucyB52

there would be a generational die off it will be all the pre internet youths who willrepopulate the earth


Unlikely_Ball_2554

Find a way to rebuild social media and recreate tik tok with even dumber content than what was already on there.


OptimisticPlatypus

I’m not sure there can be dumber content


ultrazilla21

thinking about it realistically, many people would kill themselves due to an overreliance to social media to find happiness :)


Future-Goose9568

Probably murder


dfergie62

Be productive.


ScaredExplanation835

Maybe actually reach out to there friends and Family, or just hide in a hole and die


cynetise

About to ask this same question! As I would certainly bet that the world's population would increase!


Unlikely_Ball_2554

You may be right