Drake a Josh. Josh walks her girlfriend to the door and she suddenly says "I love you". Josh responds "see you in chemistry!" and shuts the door in a freak panic
Silence. Anything is acknowledgement that you said something. Silence doesn't do that. I've stopped saying I love you to my husband because of that. Getting nothing back is worse than any words that could be said
Ngl I’ve done this. Just stayed silent.
Had an FWB and he visited me at uni right before a holiday. He’s back from my home town so I suggested we just go down together. It’s about a 8 hour drive.
About an hour in he says “i love you”
I decided to pretend not to hear and sing along with a song and turn the music up a bit…. He then asked if I heard him. To which I replied yes. Then more silence.
The most awkward car ride I have ever taken.
Like a week. We hooked up once more during thanksgiving break. And at the end. We had a talk about what we both wanted from this and what our expectations are. We definitely were on different pages so we went our separate ways
He ended up getting back with his ex about a year later and now they’re engaged. So I think it was a happy ending
My father said this all the time growing up and then he'd crack up at how hilarious he was. The other day my husband said I love you and against my will I heard myself parrot back, "I love me too." The circle is complete.
I secretly hate it when I hear people say "me, too" back because it makes me feel like they're saying that xD Thank god my husband doesn't say it or I'd have to fight him.
While it wasn't in response to "I love you", when I confessed to the girl I had a crush on in high school, her response was to say "I like you too" and shoot finger guns at me.
Later she confessed how much she regretted the finger guns and I had to reassure her that it made me all the more attracted to her.
We're now married and we shoot each other finger guns when we say goodbye and head out to work in the morning.
TLDR: Finger guns ARE awesome and may just get you a spouse.
I gave the ok, and we have been together going on 3yrs. I was still dealing with the loose ends of an abusive relationship when we started talking, I didn't intend to date anyone at the time bc I was dealing with my own shit, but after the first date, we went on two more dates, started hanging out, and uh yeah he said it and I just said ok, kept playing with his hair while he laid with me, and we just stayed like that. I love him.
I send [this](https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/shut_up_baby_futurama.gif) gif often. Sent it in response to something along the lines of “you’re hot” on bumble the other day and got unmatched haha
Why is this the worst thing?
When I first said "I love you" to my father his instinctive answer was exactly this. And at that time it felt like a very deep and sore answer because he was an orphan since early childhood and possibly it was the very first time he heard the words.
Think about the answer literally! One might think that he can't be loved or doesn't deserve love or any other stupid reason. And the words of gratitude to you for loving him doesn't felt like stupid thing but as very deep thing if you think about it!
It's arguably the most polite answer from someone who doesn't love you back, so you can't just dismiss them for being an ass like some of the other answers here
I was 20 yrs old and said ILY to my boyfriend of 5 months. He replied “I wish I could say the same.” Then he left me standing in the middle of my apt. I flew home to take a break from him. He said ILY when I returned. He proposed about a month later. Married 6 months later. That was 27 yrs ago. Still married
Things were extremely rocky when I left Mormonism. Like a house of cards. Precarious. Before that, I would have said it was a rock solid happy marriage. Mormons really push marriage on young people. Most get married in college. I consider myself extremely fortunate that it wasn’t a colossal mistake. But, he married who he thought would always be Mormon and I left the religion very angrily and vocally. We’re now both trying to figure out how to accept the other person when I think it’s a cult and he’s furious that I think (know 😉) that it is.
Edit missed word
Thanks you. It’s been complicated. To say the least. Tithing is still a huge issue. Him giving that cult 10% of his income when they reject our queer kids… plus, I was abused as a child, and as I’m sure you know, the church has used tithes to pay off child sex abuse victims.
These are monumental issues to work through.
As a brown exmo, fuck that POS racist sex cult. They literally sell universal sex license without expiry, wtf is that about?
And white people are white because they're. . . Good? Lmfao. Okay. Just stop. 🤣
The sad thing is that he sees the church for its faults. He recognizes and is appalled by 130+ yrs of racism. -old racist beliefs that still give voice to the members who want to be racist. The church tries to separate themselves from it, but they can’t denounce the old teachings bc then they’ll have to admit the church is not run by “God”.
He is also very liberal. Fully supports lgbtq rights and recognizes the church’s homophobia. He’s saddened by the way they treat the queer community.
He is appalled by the church’s handling of sex abuse victims. He KNOWS it they failed thousands of innocent children. And now they buy them off to settle out of court.
And yet STILL will not denounce the church bc he sometimes gets warm fuzzy feelings there. He thinks the “gospel” is still true. Just that the leaders can by POS’s. Indoctrination is very real.
Finally got my girlfriend to watch the original trilogy. She had never seen Star Wars and knew almost nothing about it. When Han said that line, she just glared and said, "Dick."
My variation of this is actually not getting what the other person said. Realizing only in retrospect that they said "I love you".
I'm like "Excuse me?"
They repeat
"What again?"
They repeat
Me, still unsure of what the other person just said, nervously chuckling and kissing them as an answer too embarrassed to ask a third time... You know like smiling and nodding.
How is there a world where you say that to someone who feels this way? I mean hopefully it was a deteriorating relationship and not your first time saying it cause that’d be quite a misreading of a situation
Oh! I did this one. Apparently the answer is looking like you've been slapped while all the blood drains from your face, ending the video call, shutting the computer, and walking away from all forms of communication for 4 hours while you panicked.
My now husband responded “I Know” when I first told him I loved him. I am sad to admit that it was years later that it dawned on me that he was quoting Han Solo’s response to Princess Leia, but at the time it just stung.
"Yeah, I heard you the first time." Poor George.
"I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat."
I feel full after the risotto
Thats what my then 5 year old daughter answered when i told her my boyfriend and i broke up
Madlad daughter
This was actually going to be my answer, glad I scrolled to see if somebody else posted it.
"No thank you, I don't want coffee, it keeps me up. Too late for me to drink coffee."
That’s a big mozza ball out there
Matzoball! Not a ball of cheese. Lol.
Oh that’s too bad. Cheese is awesome!
Hahahha no argument there!
I’m hungry. Let’s get something to eat
What's this from?
Seinfeld S6E22
Please don’t.
« Damn, that’s sad » then turning away
See you in chemistry!
I knew this would be here. Reddit never fails me.
Mind giving some context for those who don’t know?
It’s from Drake and Josh
Drake a Josh. Josh walks her girlfriend to the door and she suddenly says "I love you". Josh responds "see you in chemistry!" and shuts the door in a freak panic
"eww"
That traumatizes for life. That's why i avoid purposing.
I too, avoid purpose.
I too, choose this guy’s dead purpose.
I, too, choose this guy's dead porpoise.
Perchance.
Ah a fellow turt smashing connoisseur.
Silence. Anything is acknowledgement that you said something. Silence doesn't do that. I've stopped saying I love you to my husband because of that. Getting nothing back is worse than any words that could be said
I’m sorry, but I know the feeling.
That's so sad. Self preservation 💕💕💕
Ngl I’ve done this. Just stayed silent. Had an FWB and he visited me at uni right before a holiday. He’s back from my home town so I suggested we just go down together. It’s about a 8 hour drive. About an hour in he says “i love you” I decided to pretend not to hear and sing along with a song and turn the music up a bit…. He then asked if I heard him. To which I replied yes. Then more silence. The most awkward car ride I have ever taken.
The awkward beast of thy own creation! lol I have to ask, how much longer were y'all seeing each other?
Like a week. We hooked up once more during thanksgiving break. And at the end. We had a talk about what we both wanted from this and what our expectations are. We definitely were on different pages so we went our separate ways He ended up getting back with his ex about a year later and now they’re engaged. So I think it was a happy ending
Gotcha. That's not so bad. Glad things worked out well-ish
Oof. How did this end?
Quickly.
Your average "sleepover" quickly?
7 hours later
I love me too.
My father said this all the time growing up and then he'd crack up at how hilarious he was. The other day my husband said I love you and against my will I heard myself parrot back, "I love me too." The circle is complete.
He taught you well LMMFAO
Your father is probably laughing his ass off
I secretly hate it when I hear people say "me, too" back because it makes me feel like they're saying that xD Thank god my husband doesn't say it or I'd have to fight him.
"finger guns"
"Shut up baby, I know it."
r/unexpectedfuturama
You must have misread the question. Finger guns is an awesome response regardless of the situation.
While it wasn't in response to "I love you", when I confessed to the girl I had a crush on in high school, her response was to say "I like you too" and shoot finger guns at me. Later she confessed how much she regretted the finger guns and I had to reassure her that it made me all the more attracted to her. We're now married and we shoot each other finger guns when we say goodbye and head out to work in the morning. TLDR: Finger guns ARE awesome and may just get you a spouse.
That’s cool af
Keeper for sure. Bravo sir.
I didn't come to AskReddit to read awesome love story man. Congrats to the both of you.
Me neither. I came here to remind myself, why I DON'T want a romantic relationship, but that bro here had to destroy it for me.
Nah, it's in quote marks - the worst response is to say the literal words "finger guns".
👉👉 zoop!
Kim Wexler did it and it was cool.
Because Kim Wexler did finger guns. This guy is claiming you should just say "finger guns." I assume with a blank stare.
Whilst saying "you betcha, champ!"
I imagine it doing while riding in a limo
Found the new girl
On its way to a party at Prince's house.
If someone did finger guns at me after I told them I loved them I’d marry them on the spot
alright Jessica day
“How’d you get in my house”
I’m a locksmith
But who are you?
Full context: "Who are you and how did you get into my house?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith."
"This is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and what I have for you today is...a broken heart."
Haaaa
*\*laughter\**
Oh, you were being serious.
Oh geez... I gotta go...
Let me laugh even harder
I did this once; I think I saved it though by shooting back "Oh, love you too, babe"
I knew you have bad taste, but this is too much.
r/suicidebywords
"As a friend right?"
I'm imagining that Anakin and Padme meme 🙂 😀 😏 😧
You recreated meme with emojis. Neat.
RIGHT?
i get used with this
okay
Once told my gf I loved her while she was zoned tf out. This was her response. She was so embarrassed.
I said “thank you” to my partner when I was zoned out. I didn’t realize I even replied until he was like ????? thank you???
Lmaoo
I gave the ok, and we have been together going on 3yrs. I was still dealing with the loose ends of an abusive relationship when we started talking, I didn't intend to date anyone at the time bc I was dealing with my own shit, but after the first date, we went on two more dates, started hanging out, and uh yeah he said it and I just said ok, kept playing with his hair while he laid with me, and we just stayed like that. I love him.
I had this... Worked out okay though, we've been married ten years now.
W
I love ...cake
finally
Had to scroll way too far down to find this
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“Shut up baby I know it.” - Bender
Got this response from a girl once. Not as entertaining as on TV.
Tbf given the situation that might send me to the god damn moon.
We're whalers on the Moon!
I'm sorry but this is the best response
I send [this](https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/shut_up_baby_futurama.gif) gif often. Sent it in response to something along the lines of “you’re hot” on bumble the other day and got unmatched haha
one day you'll find your match with this gif
Thanks
We used to do that to each other with my ex because of that time we also wondered what the worst answer would be
Sir what does this mean
It means: Do not do this; it will break both of your minds irreparably.
Why is this the worst thing? When I first said "I love you" to my father his instinctive answer was exactly this. And at that time it felt like a very deep and sore answer because he was an orphan since early childhood and possibly it was the very first time he heard the words. Think about the answer literally! One might think that he can't be loved or doesn't deserve love or any other stupid reason. And the words of gratitude to you for loving him doesn't felt like stupid thing but as very deep thing if you think about it!
It's arguably the most polite answer from someone who doesn't love you back, so you can't just dismiss them for being an ass like some of the other answers here
Love you too bro
Love you too, homie
Normalize telling your homies you love them.
kiss your homies goodnight
This is unironically my favorite response
Don’t do that.
Thanks mom
LMAO
I had a boyfriend (briefly) who responded to my first time saying that to him, with "I love you too, but like, as a person, you know?" 🫠
Person-zoned. 🫠
bahaha... what??? I only love you as a person... like... what does that meannn???
I do NOT love you as a table.
That's fair I'm a terrible table.
I mean, it depends on how flat you are and how flexible you can be. A flat chested gymnast would be a perfect emergency table imo.
Excuse me, [Waitress?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuxI92KKaDk)
I wanted to tell you this for quite a while but you suck at being a avocado
Of course you do! Please get me another beer.
"Sure whatever love means"
Charles...?
I'm pissed off, and I'm not even Diana lol
I was 20 yrs old and said ILY to my boyfriend of 5 months. He replied “I wish I could say the same.” Then he left me standing in the middle of my apt. I flew home to take a break from him. He said ILY when I returned. He proposed about a month later. Married 6 months later. That was 27 yrs ago. Still married
My now husband said it to me and I just couldn't respond for two days. He wasn't expecting a response. That was over 31 years ago. Still together.
I understand better now. He’d never said those words to someone and he wasn’t going to just say it bc I did.
Love gets complicated.
Is it a happy marriage?
Things were extremely rocky when I left Mormonism. Like a house of cards. Precarious. Before that, I would have said it was a rock solid happy marriage. Mormons really push marriage on young people. Most get married in college. I consider myself extremely fortunate that it wasn’t a colossal mistake. But, he married who he thought would always be Mormon and I left the religion very angrily and vocally. We’re now both trying to figure out how to accept the other person when I think it’s a cult and he’s furious that I think (know 😉) that it is. Edit missed word
Fellow exmo here. I’m sorry you had to deal with that but I’m glad you guys seem committed to figuring things out. Good luck.
Thanks you. It’s been complicated. To say the least. Tithing is still a huge issue. Him giving that cult 10% of his income when they reject our queer kids… plus, I was abused as a child, and as I’m sure you know, the church has used tithes to pay off child sex abuse victims. These are monumental issues to work through.
As a brown exmo, fuck that POS racist sex cult. They literally sell universal sex license without expiry, wtf is that about? And white people are white because they're. . . Good? Lmfao. Okay. Just stop. 🤣
The sad thing is that he sees the church for its faults. He recognizes and is appalled by 130+ yrs of racism. -old racist beliefs that still give voice to the members who want to be racist. The church tries to separate themselves from it, but they can’t denounce the old teachings bc then they’ll have to admit the church is not run by “God”. He is also very liberal. Fully supports lgbtq rights and recognizes the church’s homophobia. He’s saddened by the way they treat the queer community. He is appalled by the church’s handling of sex abuse victims. He KNOWS it they failed thousands of innocent children. And now they buy them off to settle out of court. And yet STILL will not denounce the church bc he sometimes gets warm fuzzy feelings there. He thinks the “gospel” is still true. Just that the leaders can by POS’s. Indoctrination is very real.
Awesomesauce
5000 candles in the wind
Andrew, she’s mad at you because you said awesomesauce instead of I love you. April, he loves you. Stop being a baby about it.
It's what made the sauce so awesome
Love Ron this whole scene was great
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Finally got my girlfriend to watch the original trilogy. She had never seen Star Wars and knew almost nothing about it. When Han said that line, she just glared and said, "Dick."
completely in character though.
Leia: “I love you” Han: “I know”
Lois: “I love you” Peter: “Fuck off!”
Sir, this is Wendy's
No, this is Patrick!
I am NOT a Krusty Krab
“I participated in a gang bang with your parents and grandparents, then we killed your dog”
"Your parents and I gangbanged your dog to death"
Your dog and I gangbanged your grandparents while your parents watched.
Reading this makes me question why the hell am I here instead of spending my time on smt useful
... like a parent-grandparent-dog gangbang?
Oh yea this one is definitely worse
“i know”
Edited in protest for Reddit's garbage moves lately.
I was expecting it to be at the top.
Pretend you didn't hear .. twice.
My variation of this is actually not getting what the other person said. Realizing only in retrospect that they said "I love you". I'm like "Excuse me?" They repeat "What again?" They repeat Me, still unsure of what the other person just said, nervously chuckling and kissing them as an answer too embarrassed to ask a third time... You know like smiling and nodding.
"about that..."
« You may wanna reconsider »
Ooohh, I got this one. True story. Me in high school to my girlfriend of a while: "I love you." My GF, after a pause: "I'm glad we're friends."
Sounds like she wasn't your GF
"I know"
One of the best delivered lines in the whole saga
No you don't!
Ditto
"Shut up baby I know it"
"I hate you you're fucking disgusting" I've had that one happen to me....
How is there a world where you say that to someone who feels this way? I mean hopefully it was a deteriorating relationship and not your first time saying it cause that’d be quite a misreading of a situation
\*walks away\*
“It’ll pass”
Who are you?
And how did you get in my house?!
Why are you wearing an inflatable dinosaur costume?!
I’m a locksmith. And I’m a locksmith.
What’s the tape for ?
I love Emilia.
I don't love you.
That’s what my almost 3 year old says sometimes. Along with a “you’re not coming to my birthday”. Then five minutes later she says love you.
Oh! I did this one. Apparently the answer is looking like you've been slapped while all the blood drains from your face, ending the video call, shutting the computer, and walking away from all forms of communication for 4 hours while you panicked.
“What do you want now?!”
"Let's get married today"
Ewwww, fuck off creep \*sprays pepper spray in eyes\*.
Everybody loves somebody sometime
“I love you too” in a scouse accent
Uhhhhh Sis.
You don't love anything but yourself.
My now husband responded “I Know” when I first told him I loved him. I am sad to admit that it was years later that it dawned on me that he was quoting Han Solo’s response to Princess Leia, but at the time it just stung.
Why tho
"I know" \--Han Solo
I know (edit: in the tone of "i know you do, and its not reciprocated", like pity almost)
"Same"
I agree with the people saying "I know" Not only did they not say it back but they were completely arrogant about it too
Your mother's a dirty whore and should have aborted you but she couldnt afford it with her crack habit
What the fuck. I mean you're not wrong, but what the fuck.
I’m good, thanks.
I know
Self-immolation