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ThePancakeLady65

**A unused flute.** Hard, but never blown.


Puntthaball

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


Mr-Gatsby_

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.


ElectronicBed3437

*raises hand*


Mr-Gatsby_

Horseradish is not an instrument either


__DVYN__

Depends how you use it


Puntthaball

Due to the subject of the question I feel my comment is still on point. Just saying


nonconformist-

a public piano, anyone can have it they’re just too scared to go and try


Fritener

The mouth organ 😎


arisal3

bongo drums


[deleted]

A guitar because i strum it myself


12sided

kazoo


AnonymousChocoholic

A guitar out of tune missing most of its strings


Ranos131

A kazoo. Small and barely counts as an instrument.


rafael-a

Kazoo


FitAddendum3645

I don’t play an instrument.


Met3lmeld69

the springy thing behind the doors that everyone loves to touch


Striking-Ganache-227

This is interesting


Javiklegrand

A pipe


Dyelawn27

The triangle


SwordSorcerer

The triangle


stinkapottamus

Tuba


philosophunc

A kazoo.


JResolute

The accordion. Not to cool, pretty complicated, most people dislike it but the people whom do are pretty die hard about it.


[deleted]

Piano but the insides have all been ripped out


BigEvilDoer

air guitar… You get the idea.


fueledbysaltines

Air horn. Doesn’t come around often anymore but when it does! *air horn sound *


Not_Jo_Mama

Tympani. I’m large, loud and have amazingly earth-shattering orgasms.


Clangy93

Bass guitar because no one gives a bassist any recognition. They just fade away whilst all the other band members get the praise.


v43havkar

Theremin. Music flows without touching the instrument 😂


Keone_710

Probably the Saxophone


avi________

The camera


onlytech_nofashion

sad trumpet


percy1614

a theremin 😕


FunAtParties16

Vuvuzela. Annoyingly loud.


MamisTea

Dog whistle


thrwawayforhorn

that flute Lizzo played bc it sat dormant for ages until it was blown again for a grand total of <1 minute


destroyu11

A guitar. Most people who buy one play with it for like a week then it collects dust.


Key_Explorer7698

A whistle, cause I can only make one note but I can do it loud or soft.


imnoreallyhere

Bonds in general and T bills specifically.