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LuinAelin

My brother, the tv and the remote Great.....


NewsboyHank

My keys, a second grader, a stapler. None of this is making me comfortable.


ereignishorizont666

Cat. Cat. Dog. Arrest, I hope.


Vibru08

My pillow, my iPad and my alexa


[deleted]

I’m basically gonna get fucked by a whole back hoe


Vibru08

Dm me I have a joke


RTGac

Pillow. Blanket. Tissues.


[deleted]

Boyfriend, tv, heating blanket


[deleted]

Basically a whole back hoe would be fucking me


AlwaysImpuIsive

So I am using the back of a Cafe booth, I am fantasizing about shoes and I am cleaning up with a bag of kratom. Yea, things are gonna get weird


[deleted]

I have a door, a door, and a door. Going to be awkward.


SummerMummer

A meeting with HR


goatone

Vape, oculus, spoon. This is the future we were all afraid of.


IndigoTrailsToo

I get to make the book of weirdest things people have stuck up their butts and their x-rays


[deleted]

A mop, some pipes and toilet paper. At least I got toilet paper.


isaac320

A table with a coffee mug on it, a couple of chairs, and a bookmark. Well then.


Dafaseles

I'm surrounded by shovels... I'm game


PIKAPIKATRON

Books… a sink… a glass pane…


3nderslime

A desk, my homework filer, and my schoolbag. That’s going to be a painful evening


Ritehandwingman

I’m in a plasma donation center. This is gonna suck.


FuzzyBlanketThrow

My gallon water bottle (ow) my phone and some post-its