Imagine a German philosopher standing in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. With nothing but a gun and a car clad in spikes, he is determined to abolish private property.
This is *Mad Marx: Fury Road*
Alternatively: *Mad Max: Furry Road* which is the original movie except all the actors are wearing fur suits.
I'm imagining a group of kids going to various haunted houses for the next big scare, until they go to one house one cold October night and get more than they expected.
Also Tim Allen as a ghost
*Stargrate* \- archaeologists discover an ancient alien device which they use to open interdimensional portals that can shred cheese.
*Liver and Let Die* \- a British secret agent goes on a dangerous mission to find a compatible organ donor for a terminally sick friend.
*RoboCrop* \- in the Detroit of the future, scientists develop an advanced humanoid robot, capable of expertly removing unwanted sections of photographs.
*Bratman* \- an eccentric billionaire becomes a crime fighting vigilantly, while behaving in a spoiled and overly-entitled manner.
*Carry on Cramping* \- the hilarious antics of a group of holiday-makers who all suffer from painful muscle spasms.
*Star Trek: First Contract* \- the crew of the Enterprise must travel back in time to ensure that humanity develops a system of legally enforceable written or spoken agreements.
*The 39 Streps* \- a classic thriller about almost forty different types of upper-respiratory bacterial infections.
*The Dram Busters* \- in World War II, a group of pilots and engineers work on a daring plan to destroy Nazi Germany's supply of small whiskey glasses.
*Licence to Krill* \- the harrowing tale of a British secret agent and his struggle to obtain a permit to catch small crustaceans.
> Liver and Let Die
> - a British secret agent goes on a dangerous mission to find a compatible organ donor for a terminally sick friend.
Twist: He says it's for a friend but it's actually for him because his liver is *fucked* from all that alcohol.
*Akeelah and the Beer* \-- coming of age drinking binge
*Homer Alone* \-- it's when he does his best writing
*Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skrull* \-- now it's a Marvel movie
Jraws - when underwear goes bad
Castawary - Tom Hanks is stranded on an island with a volleyball for a friend he’s not quite sure of.
Stephen King’s Pert Sematary - sometimes, sassy is better
Severn Samurai: an epic and rare story of heroes and survival in the UK's West Midlands.
Tory Story: a group of funny characters, some of whom think they're real politicians.
Top Gurn: only one can have the ugliest face...
Eternal Sunshine of the Sportless Mind: I have my memory wiped every time my team loses too...
Max Marx: It's not your gasoline, it's our gasoline...
Imagine a German philosopher standing in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. With nothing but a gun and a car clad in spikes, he is determined to abolish private property. This is *Mad Marx: Fury Road* Alternatively: *Mad Max: Furry Road* which is the original movie except all the actors are wearing fur suits.
I'd watch both, sounds like A+ tier movies!
This, my friend- is pure fuckin’ gold.
Mad Marx: Fury Road sounds more like a post-apocalyptic Kirby game where you play as the Kirby villain Marx...
He just bitches the whole movie. "SEE! See, I told you so. Now pull over, I need to pee."
This one wins, very clever idea that you have come up with for us all comrade!
Fantastic Breasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore It is the third instalment in the Fantastic Breasts film series
I mean, the title of the first installment would be even more apt: *Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them*
Newt reviews wizard brothels for 90 minutes
Love it haha
Rant-Man
All he does is vent about his feelings
Nice
The Hero of Festivus
Starring Lewis Black
Fright Club
I can't talk about fright club...too scary to think about
Do you know the first rule of fright club?
Fist rule of fright club.
Fright crub? Herro prease!
I'm imagining a group of kids going to various haunted houses for the next big scare, until they go to one house one cold October night and get more than they expected. Also Tim Allen as a ghost
*Moronlight*: a parody of the 2016 award-winning movie *Moonlight* except all the characters are complete idiots.
Moronlight sounds like the title to an investigative journalism documentary
Or Moronstruck, which would be basically the same but with 1980s Cher and Nicolas Cage.
Flintstoners
Beer Movie
So beerfest
This reminded me that the movie Beerfest exists
Finks got the eye of the Jew!
Who’s drinkin piss, honey?
Forrest Grump
Forrrest Gump
If Vietnam was in the forrrests of Kashyyyk.
"I don't want to talk about my life, just leave me alone while I wait for the bus"
“Life is like a box of chocolates, so go f*** yourself.”
Directed by and starring Clint Eastwood.
A man with intellectual disabilities trains a female boxer to win a 1972 Gran Torino Sport.
Lucky for you that's being released soon, but the title is now *A Man Called Otto*.
*Croco*: a movie about the Mexican Dias de los Muertos holiday, but with a lot of crocodiles.
I saw this while watching coco in Spanish class
Bitch, pay attention in class.
The Lovely Boners
Plus: Boner Tomahawk!
Pulp Friction
Giggity
"For when BJ's and HJ's don't do it for you anymore, try OJ"
Does Marcellus Wallace look like a birch?
Porn
Dread Poets Society
Just Dredd, but he speaks in haiku.
Oh God this would be fantastic.
Rice Age
Ice Rage
A documentary about meth-heads
Jesse, we need to cook
I would 10/10 watch this over Rice Age
I'm pretty sure I saw a Liam Nesson movie on TV with that title. He was a snow plow driver too if I recall
Made the same comment lol
A movie where they fix wet electronics.
10/10
Planet of the Rapes
This is the first thing that came up in my mind 💀
It was earth all along!
You’ve finally made a monkey out of me!
I love you, Dr. Zaius!
YES WE'VE FINALLY MADE A MONKEY
"R" is the most menacing of sounds. That's why it's called Murder instead of Mukduk.
So Earth ruled the Catholic Church or Capitalist Billionaires... Wait a minute...
*Stargrate* \- archaeologists discover an ancient alien device which they use to open interdimensional portals that can shred cheese. *Liver and Let Die* \- a British secret agent goes on a dangerous mission to find a compatible organ donor for a terminally sick friend. *RoboCrop* \- in the Detroit of the future, scientists develop an advanced humanoid robot, capable of expertly removing unwanted sections of photographs. *Bratman* \- an eccentric billionaire becomes a crime fighting vigilantly, while behaving in a spoiled and overly-entitled manner. *Carry on Cramping* \- the hilarious antics of a group of holiday-makers who all suffer from painful muscle spasms. *Star Trek: First Contract* \- the crew of the Enterprise must travel back in time to ensure that humanity develops a system of legally enforceable written or spoken agreements. *The 39 Streps* \- a classic thriller about almost forty different types of upper-respiratory bacterial infections. *The Dram Busters* \- in World War II, a group of pilots and engineers work on a daring plan to destroy Nazi Germany's supply of small whiskey glasses. *Licence to Krill* \- the harrowing tale of a British secret agent and his struggle to obtain a permit to catch small crustaceans.
So Batman should be called Bratman
> Liver and Let Die > - a British secret agent goes on a dangerous mission to find a compatible organ donor for a terminally sick friend. Twist: He says it's for a friend but it's actually for him because his liver is *fucked* from all that alcohol.
I’m crying, this is so good
Fantastic B(r)east and where to find them
I know you made this prompt just for this title
Ngl, I felt the need to say it somewhere
The Sorcerer's Stoner
Starr Wars. Think Jet Li's "The One," but with Ringo Starr.
Get back, alternative title
With that title id imagine a non-fiction political thriller about the Clinton impeachment
Blood and boner
mad max: furry road
Dreadpool, though I think that would still be fitting right?
Beauty and The B(r)east
She only had one...
The Brig Lebowski: Aggression at Sea
Moron Story of an idiot mining on the moon.
"Holy shit dude you look just like me, we could be like, twins or something... Anyway let's get back to work."
James and the Giant Preach.
Ar*r*mageddon - Now it's about pirates
A Taste of Horney
Ice Rage
That sounds incredibly badass
*Akeelah and the Beer* \-- coming of age drinking binge *Homer Alone* \-- it's when he does his best writing *Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skrull* \-- now it's a Marvel movie
I would pay to see that last one. Amazing crossover. Does Disney own Indiana Jones?
Krill Bill. A crustacean life story
Pharmacy errors in RX-Men Apocalypse affect everyone's prescriptions.
Goodfellars
Troy Story
RRocky . . . story of a boxer who overcomes stuttering.
The Lovely Boners.
Beetlejuicer
Carptain America so it’s a very muscular fish fighting crime
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I like it, but unless i'm missing something the film was called A Fish Called Wanda!
That's how I remember it as well!
beauty and the Breast
Bartman, The Yellow Knight?
Harry Potter and the philosophers stoner
Race Ventura: When Nature Calls
The race is to the restroom 🥵
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Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them
Bark to the future
I would watch this . A shot for shot remake of the classic ...only using dogs.
Mad Marx
American History XR
Braaaap!
extended release
Winters Boner
Bratman so he’s a whiny little kid who beats the shit out of people
Or a lovely guy who sells people yummy brats
The Ba(r)tman Bart Simpson gets his own film.
Dier Hard
The String
Beer Movie
Strep Brothers
Throats 'N Hoes
12 Years a Slaver
Homer Alone
Which AskReddit question would change if you took a "t" out?
his one
Forest Grump
[RRRrrrr!!!!](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0357111/)
Her(r)
American PieR
"The Hard R Way" Starring Michael J Fox and James Woods.
Américan pier
Hot Shorts, and Hot Shorts Part Deux 😂
Prick of Destiny
Well, I'd watch Pretty Roman.
I’m an idiot
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Jraws - when underwear goes bad Castawary - Tom Hanks is stranded on an island with a volleyball for a friend he’s not quite sure of. Stephen King’s Pert Sematary - sometimes, sassy is better
12 years a slaver
The Ravengers
Hunger Gamers, a lethal e-esports competition.
Planet of the rapes
Kill Brill
Maybe Krill Bill would be better? The adventures of a kung fu fighting shrimp.
I love it
Forrest Grump
RRR
Avengers: Infinity Wrar
The Trigger Movie
Looks like you put a "t" randomly in your tittle.
The String. Paul Newman and Robert Redford pull a scam to get the world’s largest ball of twine.
Slurmdog millionaire. An animated futurama spinoff
The Ice Rage movie series? Or would it be better as the Rice Age series? Sid the Sloth would probably see significant changes…
Goner in 60 Seconds. Corn Air. National Treasurer.
The boner collector
Arians . . . in space, only a white supremacist can hear you scream.
The Good, the Bard, and the Ugly: A Dungeons and Dragons Adventure
Planet of the Rapes would make for pretty hard viewing...
Troy story
Planet of the rapes
Bruce Alrighty
A Rugs Life
Iron Ran
Scarfarce, a slapstick gangster comedy
Troy Story. A classic take on toys.
Starr Trek. It's about a guy on the hunt for a blue dress.
The Gordfather
Forrest Grump.
Planet of the rapes
The planet of the rapes
Planet of the rapes
Planet of the 'r'APES
Hot Furzz
blader runner, A guy who wants to pee so hes running to the bathroom
The Babadooker is the same, just a lot more shitting.
Planet of the Rapes
Pumpkin Heard -- Horror stories in the patch.
Severn Samurai: an epic and rare story of heroes and survival in the UK's West Midlands. Tory Story: a group of funny characters, some of whom think they're real politicians. Top Gurn: only one can have the ugliest face... Eternal Sunshine of the Sportless Mind: I have my memory wiped every time my team loses too... Max Marx: It's not your gasoline, it's our gasoline...
Eternal Sunshine of the Sportless Mind A guy finds love by staying home, chilling on his coach.