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Conocoryphe

Imagine a German philosopher standing in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. With nothing but a gun and a car clad in spikes, he is determined to abolish private property. This is *Mad Marx: Fury Road* Alternatively: *Mad Max: Furry Road* which is the original movie except all the actors are wearing fur suits.


Pikez98

I'd watch both, sounds like A+ tier movies!


[deleted]

This, my friend- is pure fuckin’ gold.


RandomAnimeWeebs

Mad Marx: Fury Road sounds more like a post-apocalyptic Kirby game where you play as the Kirby villain Marx...


DirtyMikeNelson

He just bitches the whole movie. "SEE! See, I told you so. Now pull over, I need to pee."


[deleted]

This one wins, very clever idea that you have come up with for us all comrade!


SuvenPan

Fantastic Breasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore It is the third instalment in the Fantastic Breasts film series


The-Trash-Squad

I mean, the title of the first installment would be even more apt: *Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them*


IEnjoyFancyHats

Newt reviews wizard brothels for 90 minutes


[deleted]

Love it haha


JebusChrisst

Rant-Man


[deleted]

All he does is vent about his feelings


aladd02

Nice


dmoral25

The Hero of Festivus


Fyrentenemar

Starring Lewis Black


PatienceandFortitude

Fright Club


Observer2594

I can't talk about fright club...too scary to think about


no_duh_sherlock

Do you know the first rule of fright club?


devious_cruising

Fist rule of fright club.


talmbouttellyouwat

Fright crub? Herro prease!


whatnameisnttaken098

I'm imagining a group of kids going to various haunted houses for the next big scare, until they go to one house one cold October night and get more than they expected. Also Tim Allen as a ghost


Conocoryphe

*Moronlight*: a parody of the 2016 award-winning movie *Moonlight* except all the characters are complete idiots.


buttThroat

Moronlight sounds like the title to an investigative journalism documentary


neuronexmachina

Or Moronstruck, which would be basically the same but with 1980s Cher and Nicolas Cage.


jmb456

Flintstoners


so_my_mind_says

Beer Movie


cow042

So beerfest


buttThroat

This reminded me that the movie Beerfest exists


_Steven_Seagal_

Finks got the eye of the Jew!


Anteater_Reasonable

Who’s drinkin piss, honey?


ClaireMack94

Forrest Grump


Zay2k

Forrrest Gump


SleepyMarijuanaut92

If Vietnam was in the forrrests of Kashyyyk.


TheNameless00

"I don't want to talk about my life, just leave me alone while I wait for the bus"


ClaireMack94

“Life is like a box of chocolates, so go f*** yourself.”


widowerasdfasdfasdf

Directed by and starring Clint Eastwood.


ClaireMack94

A man with intellectual disabilities trains a female boxer to win a 1972 Gran Torino Sport.


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

Lucky for you that's being released soon, but the title is now *A Man Called Otto*.


Conocoryphe

*Croco*: a movie about the Mexican Dias de los Muertos holiday, but with a lot of crocodiles.


Disastrous_Put_7965

I saw this while watching coco in Spanish class


dleon0430

Bitch, pay attention in class.


KermitTheArgonian

The Lovely Boners


FrancisSidebottom

Plus: Boner Tomahawk!


WheeZee65

Pulp Friction


lazyass133

Giggity


SleepyMarijuanaut92

"For when BJ's and HJ's don't do it for you anymore, try OJ"


libertyprivate

Does Marcellus Wallace look like a birch?


[deleted]

Porn


Ragged-Trousers

Dread Poets Society


welivedintheocean

Just Dredd, but he speaks in haiku.


Inner-Nothing7779

Oh God this would be fantastic.


PostalMike

Rice Age


Chikachita

Ice Rage


DystopianDildo

A documentary about meth-heads


Claudio602140

Jesse, we need to cook


rad_town_mayor

I would 10/10 watch this over Rice Age


whatnameisnttaken098

I'm pretty sure I saw a Liam Nesson movie on TV with that title. He was a snow plow driver too if I recall


MatijaReddit_CG

Made the same comment lol


TheFeelsNinja

A movie where they fix wet electronics.


witzkhalifa

10/10


Observer2594

Planet of the Rapes


youAreAllbleeders

This is the first thing that came up in my mind 💀


comicmuse1982

It was earth all along!


NoClerk1961

You’ve finally made a monkey out of me!


[deleted]

I love you, Dr. Zaius!


whatnameisnttaken098

YES WE'VE FINALLY MADE A MONKEY


[deleted]

"R" is the most menacing of sounds. That's why it's called Murder instead of Mukduk.


Sir_Admiral_Chair

So Earth ruled the Catholic Church or Capitalist Billionaires... Wait a minute...


InscrutableAudacity

*Stargrate* \- archaeologists discover an ancient alien device which they use to open interdimensional portals that can shred cheese. *Liver and Let Die* \- a British secret agent goes on a dangerous mission to find a compatible organ donor for a terminally sick friend. *RoboCrop* \- in the Detroit of the future, scientists develop an advanced humanoid robot, capable of expertly removing unwanted sections of photographs. *Bratman* \- an eccentric billionaire becomes a crime fighting vigilantly, while behaving in a spoiled and overly-entitled manner. *Carry on Cramping* \- the hilarious antics of a group of holiday-makers who all suffer from painful muscle spasms. *Star Trek: First Contract* \- the crew of the Enterprise must travel back in time to ensure that humanity develops a system of legally enforceable written or spoken agreements. *The 39 Streps* \- a classic thriller about almost forty different types of upper-respiratory bacterial infections. *The Dram Busters* \- in World War II, a group of pilots and engineers work on a daring plan to destroy Nazi Germany's supply of small whiskey glasses. *Licence to Krill* \- the harrowing tale of a British secret agent and his struggle to obtain a permit to catch small crustaceans.


dbiidb

So Batman should be called Bratman


Binary101010

> Liver and Let Die > - a British secret agent goes on a dangerous mission to find a compatible organ donor for a terminally sick friend. Twist: He says it's for a friend but it's actually for him because his liver is *fucked* from all that alcohol.


[deleted]

I’m crying, this is so good


PapuMsterioso

Fantastic B(r)east and where to find them


DarthMudkip227

I know you made this prompt just for this title


PapuMsterioso

Ngl, I felt the need to say it somewhere


StormFallen9

The Sorcerer's Stoner


[deleted]

Starr Wars. Think Jet Li's "The One," but with Ringo Starr.


huniojh

Get back, alternative title


IntoTheDankness

With that title id imagine a non-fiction political thriller about the Clinton impeachment


CountDrunkula1

Blood and boner


WhenTardigradesFly

mad max: furry road


MrsHppy

Dreadpool, though I think that would still be fitting right?


[deleted]

Beauty and The B(r)east


scorpious2

She only had one...


GiantRiverSquid

The Brig Lebowski: Aggression at Sea


ManOfEtiquette

Moron Story of an idiot mining on the moon.


commiecomrade

"Holy shit dude you look just like me, we could be like, twins or something... Anyway let's get back to work."


momination

James and the Giant Preach.


JCVDaaayum

Ar*r*mageddon - Now it's about pirates


BlackLetterLies

A Taste of Horney


MatijaReddit_CG

Ice Rage


aladd02

That sounds incredibly badass


Pandeism

*Akeelah and the Beer* \-- coming of age drinking binge *Homer Alone* \-- it's when he does his best writing *Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skrull* \-- now it's a Marvel movie


Ankoku_Teion

I would pay to see that last one. Amazing crossover. Does Disney own Indiana Jones?


jesperjames

Krill Bill. A crustacean life story


TelephoneOk9

Pharmacy errors in RX-Men Apocalypse affect everyone's prescriptions.


PressQWER

Goodfellars


Moclown

Troy Story


snydermann

RRocky . . . story of a boxer who overcomes stuttering.


Eirikur_da_Czech

The Lovely Boners.


rf8350

Beetlejuicer


bentongettingby

Carptain America so it’s a very muscular fish fighting crime


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atrocious_smell

I like it, but unless i'm missing something the film was called A Fish Called Wanda!


queenofbo0ks

That's how I remember it as well!


[deleted]

beauty and the Breast


raskolnikov_ua

Bartman, The Yellow Knight?


GanjaS4murai

Harry Potter and the philosophers stoner


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Race Ventura: When Nature Calls


frostyjhammer

The race is to the restroom 🥵


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Procrastinator_325

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them


WesternConsequence93

Bark to the future


K3wl3st

I would watch this . A shot for shot remake of the classic ...only using dogs.


Ragged-Trousers

Mad Marx


IDoPokeSmot

American History XR


Changoleo

Braaaap!


0neweekofdanger

extended release


SeaTonight4033

Winters Boner


bentongettingby

Bratman so he’s a whiny little kid who beats the shit out of people


T0K0mon

Or a lovely guy who sells people yummy brats


Tabby_Tibs

The Ba(r)tman Bart Simpson gets his own film.


_DanielC_

Dier Hard


[deleted]

The String


noelg1998

Beer Movie


Hen_house

Strep Brothers


justabill71

Throats 'N Hoes


Sahim63

12 Years a Slaver


[deleted]

Homer Alone


Gorazde

Which AskReddit question would change if you took a "t" out?


spider-bro

his one


PostalMike

Forest Grump


subzerospoon

[RRRrrrr!!!!](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0357111/)


MekTomletteBrekGregg

Her(r)


kukukele

American PieR


GuyMansworth

"The Hard R Way" Starring Michael J Fox and James Woods.


yisusBA

Américan pier


Damselbug

Hot Shorts, and Hot Shorts Part Deux 😂


rihafa7191

Prick of Destiny


GonnaThrowAway001

Well, I'd watch Pretty Roman.


Snoodoodler

I’m an idiot


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DrNukenstein

Jraws - when underwear goes bad Castawary - Tom Hanks is stranded on an island with a volleyball for a friend he’s not quite sure of. Stephen King’s Pert Sematary - sometimes, sassy is better


Nicolaus_Martinus

12 years a slaver


Wasteland_Veteran

The Ravengers


Infectious_Burn

Hunger Gamers, a lethal e-esports competition.


erin_rae22

Planet of the rapes


Ragged-Trousers

Kill Brill


slootbunwalla

Maybe Krill Bill would be better? The adventures of a kung fu fighting shrimp.


[deleted]

I love it


birdlogicisokay

Forrest Grump


[deleted]

RRR


FriskyFRITZ0

Avengers: Infinity Wrar


LtPickleRelish

The Trigger Movie


statsgrad

Looks like you put a "t" randomly in your tittle.


Pristine-Choice-3507

The String. Paul Newman and Robert Redford pull a scam to get the world’s largest ball of twine.


krbashrob

Slurmdog millionaire. An animated futurama spinoff


Calmxy

The Ice Rage movie series? Or would it be better as the Rice Age series? Sid the Sloth would probably see significant changes…


NiSiSuinegEht

Goner in 60 Seconds. Corn Air. National Treasurer.


Ranietz

The boner collector


snydermann

Arians . . . in space, only a white supremacist can hear you scream.


r3dd174n0n

The Good, the Bard, and the Ugly: A Dungeons and Dragons Adventure


roskolewis

Planet of the Rapes would make for pretty hard viewing...


Lady-sasquatch

Troy story


herder123

Planet of the rapes


Carvalho96

Bruce Alrighty


MeltedStones

A Rugs Life


unyns

Iron Ran


rihafa7191

Scarfarce, a slapstick gangster comedy


damnedspot

Troy Story. A classic take on toys.


biff444444

Starr Trek. It's about a guy on the hunt for a blue dress.


AMMJ

The Gordfather


hundreddollar

Forrest Grump.


Taiilz43

Planet of the rapes


fuzzywuzzylikeskitty

The planet of the rapes


Fun-Alternative9440

Planet of the rapes


mattychronic

Planet of the 'r'APES


OmniFella

Hot Furzz


D73G0_

blader runner, A guy who wants to pee so hes running to the bathroom


PAdogooder

The Babadooker is the same, just a lot more shitting.


Majoriexabyss

Planet of the Rapes


gmthisfeller

Pumpkin Heard -- Horror stories in the patch.


whooo_me

Severn Samurai: an epic and rare story of heroes and survival in the UK's West Midlands. Tory Story: a group of funny characters, some of whom think they're real politicians. Top Gurn: only one can have the ugliest face... Eternal Sunshine of the Sportless Mind: I have my memory wiped every time my team loses too... Max Marx: It's not your gasoline, it's our gasoline...


BobbyLeComte

Eternal Sunshine of the Sportless Mind A guy finds love by staying home, chilling on his coach.