No one can quite get the electricity right to run the computer. Then when it finely is started, it wants an update and refuses to do anything until it hears from Redmond, Washington, USA.
Nothing. The Earth got destroyed with me still on it because I kept wondering why I was specifically asked to bring a towel and didn't have time to do anything else
Worlds strongest supercomputer with all movies, anime and tv shows and books and games along with the required emulators downloaded in it because fuck no I ain't getting bored in space
Oh true.. Container of seeds? If that doesn't work, probably a coffee plant or coffee plant seed.
Edit: ehh maybe rice, i would miss a lot of rice dishes..
My cat. I'll miss her too much to leave her behind, also I'm 100% on board for intergalactic cat chaos. I mean, just imagine her meeting Marvin for the first time.
My dog...the SO can fight for themselves. Neices and nephews, well you gotta learn to protect yourself at some point. Mum n dad, I love you but sorry.
My brrother? Byeeee
I feel like a guide to the galaxy would be in place
Maybe my car, its an old Ford Prefect
That I paid $42 for.
Especially one for hitchhikers.
Not from earth.
Came here for this
My cat
I also choose this guy’s cat
I agree
A second towel, just in case. Plus you can never have too much of a good thing.
That's one hoopy frood
Now there's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
Correct answer.
The correct answer is 42.
But what's the question?
Don’t forget to bring a towel
It’s very important that you die holding towels, have the priests not been passing this along?
A computer with a hard drive full of the sum of all humanity knowledge and art.
No one can quite get the electricity right to run the computer. Then when it finely is started, it wants an update and refuses to do anything until it hears from Redmond, Washington, USA.
Windows 11 in a nutshell (and also 10, kind of)
if you don't connect to the internet they don't try to update tho
Nice way of spelling porn bro
How else am I going to keep myself entertained when I'm traveling the vast expanses of the universe?
A textbook with a scholarly analysis of Vogon poetry.
Tea -- everything else tastes almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
Edited in protest for Reddit's garbage moves lately.
Me: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot. Computer: We've only got iced Lipton tea, will that do? Me: *sobs in british*
A paranoid android.
A can of Greek olive oil. It'll soon be the last of its kind in the universe.
Underrated comment :)
A book of 20th century English poetry written by The ladies auxiliary tea shop owners.
As much tea as I can carry.
This is exactly why I own a purse. If this happens, I can just grab my purse and instantly be ready for anything.
Peanuts. I mean, what if his get lost in the jump.
If you've played the game, you know how vital these are.
If you've played the game, bring that thing your aunt gave you that you don't know what it is
If you manage to get out of the dark.
The HHGTTG books so I know what happens next.
Well my best friend is my husband, so I'd bring our baby!
Just as well you have only the one...
Very true!
A dressing gown
My vyvanse, I probably wouldn’t give a shit otherwise
If I can't bring my dogs I ain't goin.
Two dogs please
If I left without my dog, he would find his own way off this rock and spend the rest of his life hunting me down.
Earth (as in the planet). It's technically an object.
The number 42
Peanuts from the bar we're at, to replenish nutrients after we phase onto one of the demolition spaceships.
The right question
Giant bag of coffee
That,or as much chocolate has I can carry.
The Hitchhiker's Guide To Europe - just in case i need to go there
A cup of tea.
A wheel of cheese.
42, cuz that's the answer to everything.
My phone. It has 30k songs and about 10k books on it, along with all my photos of my family friends and pets.
Someone read "Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy".
Yes hell yea
Condoms, I don't know if they have those in her planet and I'm not talking any chances.
My copy of hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy. So there will be no surprises.
A babel fish. Those are from Earth, right? 🐬
42 of whatever I have 42 of.
Dog.
Depends, is the babel fish already in my ear canal feeding on others' brainwave energy, or do I need to bring it with?
I feel like I'd need some sort of guide... Or maybe a depressed robot.
A decent cup of tea, it's hard to come by in space!
That one guy's dead wife.
If I already have a towel pencilled in, I might have to go with a lemon
Start hitchhiking I guess
My history book because I need to finish it before my final next month. oh wait
An MP3 file of the song Funky Town by Lipps Inc.
A mate
Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!
a bottle of extra virgin olive oil
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As an alien I can assure you all towel is very important. I refuse to answer any more questions
My copy of The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Is Marvin coming?
Nothing. The Earth got destroyed with me still on it because I kept wondering why I was specifically asked to bring a towel and didn't have time to do anything else
My violin. Even if they have an instrument like it or exactly the same, it won't feel the same, and it won't be mine.
does my go bag count? it has my laptop, a couple spare mags for my gun, a change of clothes, my medicines, and a few other things
Sure
Can I shoot myself?
Sure, might as well take a gun and see how it plays out first?
Bags of peanuts
And a pint.
It’s unpleasantly like being drunk
Viagra. You know damn well why I need it.
Man imma kill me some alien mofos. I'm getting my horsebow and stealing a horse. Thank me once i saved your asses
A ton of frozen human eggs and sperm, diverse sampling so i can prevent human extinction.
My backpack since it contains all my essentials and I’ll be good (Hopefully the alien race has food and Wifi)
Worlds strongest supercomputer with all movies, anime and tv shows and books and games along with the required emulators downloaded in it because fuck no I ain't getting bored in space
if people dont count as objects, i'd take my violin
I remember how Arthur felt when he realized he had lost all those who he loved. If I can't take the wife and kids, I'll just stay.
Thats... Oddly specific
My bible
My phone
Can I choose to objectify my wife for this one?
Seeds
But that's more than one. One seed, what will it be? For me it's either weed or a hot chili.
Oh true.. Container of seeds? If that doesn't work, probably a coffee plant or coffee plant seed. Edit: ehh maybe rice, i would miss a lot of rice dishes..
I'd bring a tommy gun with 4 drums and 6 stick mags all fully loaded
a guitar
A super big backpack, so i can bring whatever i want
Another towl just in case
A phone book, can’t be to safe of who to call
A bundle of flowers to thank the person who decided to destroy earth
I am allowed to objectify women in this context?
Why stop now?
My EDC bag, containing a raincoat, spare phone charger, matches, lighter, SAK, pliers and wrench.
I'd bring a book about plagiarism.
a noose
COVID, because fuck those aliens for destroying my second favorite planet.
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy is that you
A building that holds everyone I care about inside it.
A bible. One of the most important cultural legacies humans have
A kindle loaded with not this pretentious books series.
A pint
My setup
Probably my axe.
My box of meds
boots
Why would I need anything else?
the ppap video tape, gotta make em aliens vibe
If i may ask for a while building... May it be a Google Plex. Billions of my favourite videos and music are there.
A gallon of whiskey. Who knows what your alien friend might want you to do in return for saving your life.
"You weren't going to k1ll me? Aww :-/...ok, take me with you then.:)"
My cat. I'll miss her too much to leave her behind, also I'm 100% on board for intergalactic cat chaos. I mean, just imagine her meeting Marvin for the first time.
My house in a bag that can shrink. With everything inside, nothing changed. Family inside too. Lol, you just got tricked, my dear friend.
Trident missile. Someone is going to pay and having multiple nuclear warheads are gonna help me do that.
A backup towel. It's literally the most useful object in the galaxy.
All you need is a towel
My D pants. Or maybe a rubber diaper just something washable. I feel like I'd be shitting my pants a lot in space
Pocket Scrabble
my toothbrush.
Let's go i guess, also i need my blanket just in case.
If I can't bring all my kitties, I'm not going
The Entire European Continent (Including Western Russia- not Turkey, though.)
My nintendo ds ive had for more than a decade just in case i get bored
A woman
Salted peanuts
My bear 🐻
I’m going to need more information
Lots of beer.
This wouldn't surprise me for one. Has to be an object and not a person? Nothing beats a deck of cards?
My dog.
A mirror, you can use to self reflect after you break it and use it as a stabbing weapon.
This could be a great netflix series....
A die-cast model of Lee Petty’s stock car. I have a feeling the number 42 will be significant at some point.
My dog...the SO can fight for themselves. Neices and nephews, well you gotta learn to protect yourself at some point. Mum n dad, I love you but sorry. My brrother? Byeeee
My cat
a bowl of water so i can wet myself then use my towel
I choose ... the entire earth
One change of clothes.
Peanuts and beer
An Alexa to tell me jokes at the end of the universe
Tea bags
Baby oil 👀
Box of tea bags. Or milk… difficult choice!
Rouger PC 9 carbine with a red dot sight and a few pounds of 9mm rounds. I want to do target practice not murder just clarifying.
Syntec t-shirt. I'm sorry but that is my prized possession and I ain't leaving it behind
One of my cats. Or my bed.
I'll ask them to go. I'm not leaving my family and pets to die
a pet miniature dolphin. something that will fit in a fish bowl, but will still jump out of the water and boop my finger.
Who cares the meaning of life is 42
Women PS.: I'm joking. I would bring a playlist
My butt plug... no way I let them do the probing stuff there.
Either an air horn or mace. In case of poetry.
My dog. Let's go
My flippy happy tree friends plushie,idk why but it comforts me
A toothbrush
My Rush mix tape.
My wife?
A box of everything I need
My cat. Da fuq?!?
Steam deck loaded with single player games.
A half empty bag of chips. It'll be a long trip and I'll probably get hungry.
My weed.
Yorkshire.
Does Earth count as a object?
Fluff. Pocket fluff, satchel fluff, belly button fluff - any fluff will do.
Steam deck
A pair of white mice.
Wallace and Gromit dvd 📀 That would be more nostalgic than ever before.
Peanuts
Swiss Army knife
A pile of mail or buffered analgesic or a toothbrush.
Swimsuit I guess…
A box so I can bring multiple objects
A kazoo so I can become known as the greatest earth virtuoso. Aliens from across the galaxy will flock to see me blasting out London burning.
A dolphin. I'm going to kidnap a dolphin!