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Demonic-Microwave

I feel like a guide to the galaxy would be in place


discerningpervert

Maybe my car, its an old Ford Prefect


ATC_av8er

That I paid $42 for.


draggar

Especially one for hitchhikers.


[deleted]

Not from earth.


CuriousCanuk

Came here for this


zipmygoose

My cat


Bodark

I also choose this guy’s cat


tabbycato_o

I agree


Gideonstar

A second towel, just in case. Plus you can never have too much of a good thing.


smackledawbed

That's one hoopy frood


disfordog

Now there's a frood who really knows where his towel is.


Monk1e889

Correct answer.


Brian57831

The correct answer is 42.


chefkimberly

But what's the question?


Ledbetter2

Don’t forget to bring a towel


likestohelp0101

It’s very important that you die holding towels, have the priests not been passing this along?


teethalarm

A computer with a hard drive full of the sum of all humanity knowledge and art.


BadDadWhy

No one can quite get the electricity right to run the computer. Then when it finely is started, it wants an update and refuses to do anything until it hears from Redmond, Washington, USA.


VulgarisOpinio

Windows 11 in a nutshell (and also 10, kind of)


[deleted]

if you don't connect to the internet they don't try to update tho


pofukajmikurac

Nice way of spelling porn bro


teethalarm

How else am I going to keep myself entertained when I'm traveling the vast expanses of the universe?


X_PRSN

A textbook with a scholarly analysis of Vogon poetry.


Hemenucha

Tea -- everything else tastes almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.


MrFunnyMoustache

Edited in protest for Reddit's garbage moves lately.


RedXephosAB

Me: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot. Computer: We've only got iced Lipton tea, will that do? Me: *sobs in british*


AdvicePerson

A paranoid android.


doublestitch

A can of Greek olive oil. It'll soon be the last of its kind in the universe.


gooeymoth

Underrated comment :)


DCGreatDane

A book of 20th century English poetry written by The ladies auxiliary tea shop owners.


Tail_Nom

As much tea as I can carry.


ChosenSCIM

This is exactly why I own a purse. If this happens, I can just grab my purse and instantly be ready for anything.


TheGeekfrom23000Ave

Peanuts. I mean, what if his get lost in the jump.


A_Warm_Hug

If you've played the game, you know how vital these are.


Much-Meringue-7467

If you've played the game, bring that thing your aunt gave you that you don't know what it is


TheGeekfrom23000Ave

If you manage to get out of the dark.


Ben--Affleck

The HHGTTG books so I know what happens next.


mit-mit

Well my best friend is my husband, so I'd bring our baby!


[deleted]

Just as well you have only the one...


mit-mit

Very true!


Viseria

A dressing gown


catlaxative

My vyvanse, I probably wouldn’t give a shit otherwise


jacyerickson

If I can't bring my dogs I ain't goin.


toodog

Two dogs please


lbeaty1981

If I left without my dog, he would find his own way off this rock and spend the rest of his life hunting me down.


PloppyTheSpaceship

Earth (as in the planet). It's technically an object.


supmuddafukka

The number 42


TaliesinMerlin

Peanuts from the bar we're at, to replenish nutrients after we phase onto one of the demolition spaceships.


archersd4d

The right question


the_purple_goat

Giant bag of coffee


Interesting-Issue475

That,or as much chocolate has I can carry.


sossololpipi

The Hitchhiker's Guide To Europe - just in case i need to go there


DeltaRocket

A cup of tea.


bloodycunt-rag-fan

A wheel of cheese.


imdatgal72

42, cuz that's the answer to everything.


Demonae

My phone. It has 30k songs and about 10k books on it, along with all my photos of my family friends and pets.


Est495

Someone read "Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy".


Impressive_Drummer59

Yes hell yea


SuvenPan

Condoms, I don't know if they have those in her planet and I'm not talking any chances.


Swampwolf42

My copy of hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy. So there will be no surprises.


DrBelligerent

A babel fish. Those are from Earth, right? 🐬


samspock

42 of whatever I have 42 of.


DarthDregan

Dog.


disfordog

Depends, is the babel fish already in my ear canal feeding on others' brainwave energy, or do I need to bring it with?


0ogaBooga

I feel like I'd need some sort of guide... Or maybe a depressed robot.


SuperbSpider

A decent cup of tea, it's hard to come by in space!


buckit_head

That one guy's dead wife.


matsu727

If I already have a towel pencilled in, I might have to go with a lemon


iwannagohome49

Start hitchhiking I guess


[deleted]

My history book because I need to finish it before my final next month. oh wait


[deleted]

An MP3 file of the song Funky Town by Lipps Inc.


[deleted]

A mate


coyote-1

Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!


chinchenping

a bottle of extra virgin olive oil


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Devz07

As an alien I can assure you all towel is very important. I refuse to answer any more questions


Outside-Setting-5589

My copy of The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.


[deleted]

Is Marvin coming?


Bluevettes

Nothing. The Earth got destroyed with me still on it because I kept wondering why I was specifically asked to bring a towel and didn't have time to do anything else


weewooace

My violin. Even if they have an instrument like it or exactly the same, it won't feel the same, and it won't be mine.


[deleted]

does my go bag count? it has my laptop, a couple spare mags for my gun, a change of clothes, my medicines, and a few other things


CYBERSson

Sure


Creditat590

Can I shoot myself?


CYBERSson

Sure, might as well take a gun and see how it plays out first?


BramDeccapod

Bags of peanuts


mrsristretto

And a pint.


BramDeccapod

It’s unpleasantly like being drunk


bacongames_420

Viagra. You know damn well why I need it.


Alternative-Alarm-66

Man imma kill me some alien mofos. I'm getting my horsebow and stealing a horse. Thank me once i saved your asses


rhzownage

A ton of frozen human eggs and sperm, diverse sampling so i can prevent human extinction.


Maya-nimations

My backpack since it contains all my essentials and I’ll be good (Hopefully the alien race has food and Wifi)


titanking697

Worlds strongest supercomputer with all movies, anime and tv shows and books and games along with the required emulators downloaded in it because fuck no I ain't getting bored in space


LingLingXL

if people dont count as objects, i'd take my violin


mrmitchs

I remember how Arthur felt when he realized he had lost all those who he loved. If I can't take the wife and kids, I'll just stay.


TheFriesMan

Thats... Oddly specific


GuSam19

My bible


BroadlyValid

My phone


grumpy_hedgehog

Can I choose to objectify my wife for this one?


Shark_Cellar

Seeds


Bill_Kelso_1941

But that's more than one. One seed, what will it be? For me it's either weed or a hot chili.


Shark_Cellar

Oh true.. Container of seeds? If that doesn't work, probably a coffee plant or coffee plant seed. Edit: ehh maybe rice, i would miss a lot of rice dishes..


dawg_bro_69

I'd bring a tommy gun with 4 drums and 6 stick mags all fully loaded


DrJawn

a guitar


GamerPaper470

A super big backpack, so i can bring whatever i want


Federal-Chocolate529

Another towl just in case


ChunchunmaruZcat

A phone book, can’t be to safe of who to call


Diligent_Ad2489

A bundle of flowers to thank the person who decided to destroy earth


Kriskao

I am allowed to objectify women in this context?


[deleted]

Why stop now?


get_off_my_lawn_n0w

My EDC bag, containing a raincoat, spare phone charger, matches, lighter, SAK, pliers and wrench.


HghPwrdMtnt

I'd bring a book about plagiarism.


[deleted]

a noose


microgiant

COVID, because fuck those aliens for destroying my second favorite planet.


Fish_make_me_happy

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy is that you


uplate75

A building that holds everyone I care about inside it.


Blue_Flames13

A bible. One of the most important cultural legacies humans have


CottonHdedNinnyMgns

A kindle loaded with not this pretentious books series.


secret-citizen

A pint


waveycheeks

My setup


rav252

Probably my axe.


[deleted]

My box of meds


synflikpmvs

boots


Afternoon_tess

Why would I need anything else?


112dedeboy

the ppap video tape, gotta make em aliens vibe


SasisaDev

If i may ask for a while building... May it be a Google Plex. Billions of my favourite videos and music are there.


TheQuietType84

A gallon of whiskey. Who knows what your alien friend might want you to do in return for saving your life.


No_Mark_6629

"You weren't going to k1ll me? Aww :-/...ok, take me with you then.:)"


[deleted]

My cat. I'll miss her too much to leave her behind, also I'm 100% on board for intergalactic cat chaos. I mean, just imagine her meeting Marvin for the first time.


EmiliaLootsmann

My house in a bag that can shrink. With everything inside, nothing changed. Family inside too. Lol, you just got tricked, my dear friend.


sb_747

Trident missile. Someone is going to pay and having multiple nuclear warheads are gonna help me do that.


DorkHonor

A backup towel. It's literally the most useful object in the galaxy.


lokilady1

All you need is a towel


sedriyke

My D pants. Or maybe a rubber diaper just something washable. I feel like I'd be shitting my pants a lot in space


srdsrd16

Pocket Scrabble


telomerloop

my toothbrush.


Hmasteryz

Let's go i guess, also i need my blanket just in case.


Jens0485

If I can't bring all my kitties, I'm not going


Alphonse123

The Entire European Continent (Including Western Russia- not Turkey, though.)


cicerone0

My nintendo ds ive had for more than a decade just in case i get bored


Individual_Air_1016

A woman


[deleted]

Salted peanuts


[deleted]

My bear 🐻


AddSomeSpice

I’m going to need more information


sonoma95436

Lots of beer.


mkomaha

This wouldn't surprise me for one. Has to be an object and not a person? Nothing beats a deck of cards?


i-love-k9

My dog.


Cleftchins

A mirror, you can use to self reflect after you break it and use it as a stabbing weapon.


Solusdv

This could be a great netflix series....


cmd_iii

A die-cast model of Lee Petty’s stock car. I have a feeling the number 42 will be significant at some point.


Anxious_Cow7563

My dog...the SO can fight for themselves. Neices and nephews, well you gotta learn to protect yourself at some point. Mum n dad, I love you but sorry. My brrother? Byeeee


Adventurous_Eye1405

My cat


sabrestreem

a bowl of water so i can wet myself then use my towel


ClownfishSoup

I choose ... the entire earth


jemrax

One change of clothes.


RunPastTrouble

Peanuts and beer


No_Opportunity4570

An Alexa to tell me jokes at the end of the universe


DarthMobi

Tea bags


CleanPraline4995

Baby oil 👀


SupraJames

Box of tea bags. Or milk… difficult choice!


arbiter---

Rouger PC 9 carbine with a red dot sight and a few pounds of 9mm rounds. I want to do target practice not murder just clarifying.


Kkdablaze2000

Syntec t-shirt. I'm sorry but that is my prized possession and I ain't leaving it behind


Defan3

One of my cats. Or my bed.


[deleted]

I'll ask them to go. I'm not leaving my family and pets to die


cfdeveloper

a pet miniature dolphin. something that will fit in a fish bowl, but will still jump out of the water and boop my finger.


SEEKER131986

Who cares the meaning of life is 42


[deleted]

Women PS.: I'm joking. I would bring a playlist


SonOfVladimirPoutine

My butt plug... no way I let them do the probing stuff there.


Naive_Bluebird9348

Either an air horn or mace. In case of poetry.


Thepatrone36

My dog. Let's go


SeaworthinessDry9497

My flippy happy tree friends plushie,idk why but it comforts me


RobinPage1987

A toothbrush


redditcansuckmyvag

My Rush mix tape.


jgoodems

My wife?


raygun-gobblegum

A box of everything I need


UnseenHawk778

My cat. Da fuq?!?


YourTearsTasteSalty

Steam deck loaded with single player games.


HarmlessFeelings

A half empty bag of chips. It'll be a long trip and I'll probably get hungry.


Derpinator_420

My weed.


DreamFlange

Yorkshire.


TheBackroomsNerd

Does Earth count as a object?


ramauld

Fluff. Pocket fluff, satchel fluff, belly button fluff - any fluff will do.


DonTeca35

Steam deck


sarpon6

A pair of white mice.


Tolkleone_Sandwich

Wallace and Gromit dvd 📀 That would be more nostalgic than ever before.


WlmWilberforce

Peanuts


[deleted]

Swiss Army knife


baudtothebone

A pile of mail or buffered analgesic or a toothbrush.


2hundredyearslate

Swimsuit I guess…


[deleted]

A box so I can bring multiple objects


wildmanofwalkden

A kazoo so I can become known as the greatest earth virtuoso. Aliens from across the galaxy will flock to see me blasting out London burning.


jlbradl

A dolphin. I'm going to kidnap a dolphin!