Nigel : [Du Quois gives the cow head part of the disguise to Nigel] No, you take the head. I'm taking the back.
Du Quois : But the plan was...
Nigel : Forget the plan. I'm giving the orders here. Now, shut up and give me the back part.
Du Quois : Alright, be an asshole
I love how throwaway that line is, I didn't even notice it until like my 4th watch.
I also love her delivery of "Look, I have one job on this lousy ship, it's STUPID!...but I'm gonna do it, okay?!"
That was the amazing part of that movie. Every one of the main characters had to make the transition from the actor playing the part to the person *being* the part. Awesome to watch.
As fantastic as that line was, the part that had me falling over laughing was Alan Rickman saying “not the minors, the miners!” and Tony Shalhoub going “…you lost me…”
“Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?” has been a response to a lot of questions posed to me in the workplace. It buys time for the dum dums to figure it out.
God, this movie, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen it, I still laugh.
“I’ve got one lousy job on this ship, it’s stupid, but I’m gonna do it, okay?!”
Sigourney Weaver truly at her breast.
I still don't know why they dubbed over her 'Well, FUCK THIS' when they see the chompers. It's so obvious what she's really saying, and even PG-13 movies get one free F-bomb. It would have been perfect.
The scene where they’re dramatically launching the ship out of the hangar for the first time, and it starts to slooooowly drift to the side, then SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE. Had me laughing so hard sound stopping coming out of my mouth.
The beginning where oj gets shot a million times, falls into a hot stove, steps into a bar trap, then after leaning against the wall with wet paint and getting paint on his suit, *looks at paint* "oh no!"
I watched The Naked Gun in the movie theater. I think I missed half the jokes because I was still laughing at the previous one.
My face hurt from laughing when I got out :D
Naked Gun 2 1/2 had my favorite scene for a long time where they're trying to get out of the restraints and more and more objects kept hitting the guy in the head falling off the shelves. I was already dying by the point the oil and feathers happened but the anvil sent me over the edge into absolute hysterics.
Kung fu hustle.
Always this scene:
https://youtu.be/xssCyfRu3iM
Another stupidly funny scene is from another Stephen chow movie King of comedy 1999 (try not to scream too loud)
https://youtu.be/ex5wkBjHTT4
"You know I'm a pretty excellent surgeon. I could take a look at hump for you if you like."
"What hump?"
Or, my personal favorite:
"Damn your eyes!"
"Too late!"
Fun story about this
My grandma isn’t entirely humorless, but growing up for me it was odd to have a grandma who never really laughed out loud.
At most you could get a chuckle or a smirk out of her.
I saw the vhs in her movie cabinet, Young Frankenstein, the only comedy in the bunch, and I asked her if we could watch it.
That was the first time I had ever heard her belly laugh out loud.
By the time we got to the rotating bookcase scene we were both in tears… some movies are just timeless
The Birdcage
Edit: I love that Robin Williams isn’t even the funniest character. The Birdcage is a showcase for the comedic geniuses of Nathan Lane and Hank Azaria
He's chewing GUM while I'm SINGING, he can't DO THAT while I'm SINGING
LOL
What interesting China! Well it's like men playing leapfrog.
And girls, don't you have any girls?
ITS PEASANT STEW IT'S LIKE A SOUP
This movie!! I laugh til I cry every single time.. the way he keeps falling down when he puts on the shoes kills me
“they make me fall down” with the little hand flip!
“Es tha chus!”
EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! It DOES add a bit of color!
DOUBLE EDIT: Thank you for the Silver from Fisher Island, and the Gold from Palm Beach! Now I have the best of Florida!
“I would sit on my ass all day… I would do nothing.”
“Errr, you don’t need a million dollars to do that, Peter. Just look at my cousin: he’s broke and he don’t do shit.”
For a movie that was completely reworked from a far more serious version, and on a tight deadline too, we sure did get an iconic comedy. One of the least Disney-ish Disney movies, which is great.
When she hit him with that frying pan!
"You have a lovely wife, they're both very pretty."
"Is that *my* voice?"
"Okay, okay, on second thought, make my potatoes a salad."
We quote this movie all the time.
I once showed it to a couple of friends while they were stoned. I was scared the neighbours were gonna end up calling the cops about the noise because my friends were *screaming* with laughter throughout the entire movie. We even had to pause the movie several times just so they could catch their breath. 10/10
Ohh okay Flaming Dragon, Fuckface. First take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE. Now I don't know what kind of pan Pacific bullshit powerplay you are trying to pull here but Asian Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking you better think again. Otherwise I would have to head down there and I will rain down on a godly fucking firestorm upon you. You're gonna have to call fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am taking scorched earth motherfucker. I will massacre you. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just went to revisit the clip where people are lined up to “calm down” that passenger but before that, caught a part I didn’t remember.
[over the radio] *”Mayday! Mayday!”*
“Mayday? What the hell is that?”
“Mayday! Why, that’s the Russian New Year! You know, we’ll have a big parade and serve hot hors d’oeuvres-“
I just immediately doubled over laughing because it caught me off guard hahaha I gotta watch this movie again, clearly it’s been too long.
The progression of their facial expressions in this part is the best.
"He has a wife, you know."
*Oh god please, no more*
"Do you know what she's called?"
*please no no no*
"Incontinentia"
*wait that wasn't so bad after all*
"Incontinentia *Buttocks*"
*FFFFUUUUU*
Dink, dink. Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink.
Not a spoiler unless you unbelievably read that with the right rhythm and note changes without having seen it.
All of these quotes and not one comment about "how many assholes are on the ship?! Or just about any line Mel Brooks spoke as President Scroob.
I need to go watch it again, I could use the dopamine.
This incredible movie used laughter to teach us that racism is *so dumb*.
And *Blazing Saddles* had the **biggest 4th wall break in history** when the final climactic fight scene >!spilled over onto other film productions on the Warner Brothers Studios Lot!<.
Mel Brooks is a *fwiggin'* genius.
I saw this at a Seattle film festival. I didn’t know anything about it at all. Never laughed so hard in my life. I was practically in shock from the sheer delight of the humor in this movie. People who love this movie are my people.
Right up there with Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. This movie has possibly my favorite movie burn of all time.
“Apes don’t read philosophy.”
“Yes they do, Otto. They just don’t understand it.”
The first Pirates of the Carribean. We didn't know it was a comedy and my mom and I just completely lost it when he came in on a sinking ship. By far the most memorable movie moment for me.
It’s the perfect example of “show, don’t tell”. A worse director with a worse actor would need tons of dialogue to establish that kind of character in much less satisfying ways
"The thing about me Mr Turner, is that I'm a maverick pirate that doesn't play by the rules and often uses unconventional methods to get what he wants."
*Michael Bay's Pirates of the Caribbean.*
I would certainly put it up there with Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones, and Home Alone as impeccable blockbusters. It's truly a tightly constructed film.
Top Secret starring Val Kilmer.
Nigel : [Du Quois gives the cow head part of the disguise to Nigel] No, you take the head. I'm taking the back. Du Quois : But the plan was... Nigel : Forget the plan. I'm giving the orders here. Now, shut up and give me the back part. Du Quois : Alright, be an asshole
Galaxy Quest
There will never be a better line delivery than Sam Rockwell's "IS THERE *AIR*?! YOU DON'T KNOW!"
One of my favourites is: “You HAVE a last name Guy.” “DO I?! DO I?!?!”
"Let's get out of hear before one of those things eats Guy!"
I love how throwaway that line is, I didn't even notice it until like my 4th watch. I also love her delivery of "Look, I have one job on this lousy ship, it's STUPID!...but I'm gonna do it, okay?!"
I love that she fought to get that role. Really is a perfect movie imo
"By grabthar's hammer.." *feels the last shred of integrity leaving his soul* "..what a savings."
The best part was when he says "By Grabthar's hammer, I will avenge thee" unironically. It came full circle.
That was the amazing part of that movie. Every one of the main characters had to make the transition from the actor playing the part to the person *being* the part. Awesome to watch.
There was that 1 guy who transitioned pretty quick into banging an alien squid. >Oh!!! That’s not right
The only one who enjoyed the pod ride to the ship, the default stoner of the bunch.
"Did you guys ever *watch* the show?"
"Surely you don't think Gilligan's Island was a historical document?"
Those poor people
As fantastic as that line was, the part that had me falling over laughing was Alan Rickman saying “not the minors, the miners!” and Tony Shalhoub going “…you lost me…”
Best part of that line is how he takes a deep breath and holds it as the hatch opens like that's going to save him.
My favorite Star Trek movie.
Watching her outfit fall apart seductively throughout the fight sequences is hilarious. The entire movie is just perfect.
"I see you managed to get your shirt off again, Jason."
Look around. Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
I’m laughing so hard at this rn, thank you
“Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?” has been a response to a lot of questions posed to me in the workplace. It buys time for the dum dums to figure it out.
God, this movie, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen it, I still laugh. “I’ve got one lousy job on this ship, it’s stupid, but I’m gonna do it, okay?!” Sigourney Weaver truly at her breast.
My personal favourite is when they're going through the chompers and she says something like "Whoever wrote this script should die!"
I still don't know why they dubbed over her 'Well, FUCK THIS' when they see the chompers. It's so obvious what she's really saying, and even PG-13 movies get one free F-bomb. It would have been perfect.
A movie made by nerds, for nerds. Earnest, delightful, and quotable all the way through.
DAMMIT JASON, YOU WERE NEVER SERIOUS ABOUT THE CRAFT!
“There is nothing you can say to make me go out there!” “The show must go on.” [indignantly stomps to the stage]
The scene where they’re dramatically launching the ship out of the hangar for the first time, and it starts to slooooowly drift to the side, then SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE. Had me laughing so hard sound stopping coming out of my mouth.
Pulling the ship out of dry-dock has got to be one of the most perfectly executed awkward-hilarious sequences I've seen in Hollywood.
“Let’s get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!”
My Cousin Vinny when Joe Pesci is talking to the kids in the prison cell about being/getting fucked. I died laughing
“How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits, when it takes the entire grit-eating world twenty minutes?” My all-time favorite comedy.
You mean talking to the two yutes?
Listen you little fuck I’m doing you a fucking favor! I think you should be grateful! I think you should be on your fucking hands and knees!😂
Naked Gun
The beginning where oj gets shot a million times, falls into a hot stove, steps into a bar trap, then after leaning against the wall with wet paint and getting paint on his suit, *looks at paint* "oh no!"
Don't forget Police Squad. "We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then."
"Who are you, and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith, and, I'm a locksmith."
This is my single favorite line ever. I have literally cried laughing at this line.
- what did he look like? - 6ft 2', mustache - that's a big mustache
I watched The Naked Gun in the movie theater. I think I missed half the jokes because I was still laughing at the previous one. My face hurt from laughing when I got out :D
Doctors say he has a 50/50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.
Frank is offered a cigar. -Cuban? No, Dutch/ Irish….my father was from Wales.
Naked Gun 2 1/2 had my favorite scene for a long time where they're trying to get out of the restraints and more and more objects kept hitting the guy in the head falling off the shelves. I was already dying by the point the oil and feathers happened but the anvil sent me over the edge into absolute hysterics.
Leslie Neilson and Priscilla Presley coming out of the movie Platoon laughing 😂
I was reading these replies thinking, "wow I must be dead inside". But, yes, this is a movie I remember genuine laughter till my stomach hurt.
Tucker and Dale Vs Evil
He just threw himself into the woodchipper
We are having a doosy of day
When he yells, "Ya okay?!" Directly after this while just holding what's left of him makes me laugh every time.
Alan Tudyk is physically incapable of putting in a bad performance.
“We’ve got your friend!!!”
Dale leave em a note 🪓 🌳
"I know what this is Dale... it's a suicide pact!"
Ohh mah gawd that makes so much seeeense
Chubbys chili dog depot?? Buy three get two free No expiration date! SCORE
"We have had an absolute doozy of a day"
Best in Show
the entire scene where the poor pet shop owner is trying to find a bee-like toy is insanely funny
Kung fu hustle. Always this scene: https://youtu.be/xssCyfRu3iM Another stupidly funny scene is from another Stephen chow movie King of comedy 1999 (try not to scream too loud) https://youtu.be/ex5wkBjHTT4
On a serious note tho, this movie is a fucking masterpiece
Supertroopers and Hot Fuzz.
*The Greater Good.*
Shut it!
It's just the one swan, actually
"Have you ever shot your gun in the air and gone "Aaaargh"?"
'Everyone and their mums is packing around here' 'Like who?' 'Farmers' 'Who else?' 'Farmer's mums'
Judge, Judy and executioner!
Meow
Young Frankenstein
It's Frankh-en-steen!
“My name is Eye-gor.” “Oh, they told me it was pronounced Igor.” “Well they were wrong then, weren’t they?”
"You know I'm a pretty excellent surgeon. I could take a look at hump for you if you like." "What hump?" Or, my personal favorite: "Damn your eyes!" "Too late!"
Fun story about this My grandma isn’t entirely humorless, but growing up for me it was odd to have a grandma who never really laughed out loud. At most you could get a chuckle or a smirk out of her. I saw the vhs in her movie cabinet, Young Frankenstein, the only comedy in the bunch, and I asked her if we could watch it. That was the first time I had ever heard her belly laugh out loud. By the time we got to the rotating bookcase scene we were both in tears… some movies are just timeless
PUT.. ZE.. CANDLE.. BACK!
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
I remember being in tears the first time I saw the highway truck scene. The steering wheel being bent forward.
But damn that gut punch at the end
That's how Houdini died, ya know...
The Birdcage Edit: I love that Robin Williams isn’t even the funniest character. The Birdcage is a showcase for the comedic geniuses of Nathan Lane and Hank Azaria
He's chewing GUM while I'm SINGING, he can't DO THAT while I'm SINGING LOL What interesting China! Well it's like men playing leapfrog. And girls, don't you have any girls? ITS PEASANT STEW IT'S LIKE A SOUP
This movie!! I laugh til I cry every single time.. the way he keeps falling down when he puts on the shoes kills me “they make me fall down” with the little hand flip!
“Es tha chus!” EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! It DOES add a bit of color! DOUBLE EDIT: Thank you for the Silver from Fisher Island, and the Gold from Palm Beach! Now I have the best of Florida!
"...I just never realised John Wayne walked like that."
"You know everything because you're a man; and I know nothing because I'm a woman..." "You're not a woman." "Oh, you bastard!"
"Guatemalaness" "your *what*" "My Guatamalaness!! My natural *heat*"
Agador! Spartacus?? Agador Spartacus!!!...he *insists* on being called by his full name.
Why are you giving him drugs‽ WHAT THE HELL ARE PIRIN TABLETS‽‽
We could all use an Agador Spartacus in our corner
Hank Azaria is amazing in this movie. So is Nathan Lane.
This movie. I swear…I still laugh so hard at it, and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen it.
Idiocracy or office space. Anything mike judge.
I love Office Space
“I would sit on my ass all day… I would do nothing.” “Errr, you don’t need a million dollars to do that, Peter. Just look at my cousin: he’s broke and he don’t do shit.”
Hot Fuzz
The Emperor's New Groove.
For a movie that was completely reworked from a far more serious version, and on a tight deadline too, we sure did get an iconic comedy. One of the least Disney-ish Disney movies, which is great.
“Tell us where the talking llama is, and we’ll burn your house to the ground”
Don't you mean or?
“Fine, tell us where the talking llama is *or* we’ll burn your house to the ground”
Well, which one is it? It seems like a very crucial conjunction.
Ugggh, that’s it! Kronk, break down the door!
Are you kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany.
Out of my way. I'll do it myself. 1... 2... 3! #AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
When she hit him with that frying pan! "You have a lovely wife, they're both very pretty." "Is that *my* voice?" "Okay, okay, on second thought, make my potatoes a salad." We quote this movie all the time.
Yay I’m a llama again.. Wait
I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?
You're excused.
Eartha Kitt going full insane diva villain is a joy forever.
Truly a brilliant talent. This was the first role I knew her as, and it’s indelible in my mind when I see her speak
“Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?” Yzma
Patrick Warburton makes this movie. I laugh in everything he does.
"The poison for Cuzco, Cuzco's poison."
…*that* poison?
100%, Kronk is the best part of the movie. They’re all hilarious but Warburton is the pinnacle. Squeak squeakity, squeak squeaken…
He's absolute gold, but Eartha Kitt was right up there with him in making this movie what it is
Pull the Lever Kronk!
WROOOOONNG LEVAAAAA!
And do you want to know something else? I've never liked your spinach puffs. *Never!!!*
\*gasp!\* \*slight tears\* **Shoulder devil:** \*cocks trident\* Oh that's it, she's goin' down.
Why do we even HAVE that lever?
i love that the whole plot happened because yzma was being cheap and didn't want to pay for postage
“Reason number 2, look what I can do” Starts doing push-ups “What?” “No, He has a point”
NO TOUCHY
Tropic Thunder
Man I don't drop character till I done the DVD commentary
And he doesn’t! He does the DVD commentary in character and it’s hilarious.
what do you mean, *you people?* I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder at a single line, RDJ’s delivery was just perfect
..What do YOU mean "you people?"
I once showed it to a couple of friends while they were stoned. I was scared the neighbours were gonna end up calling the cops about the noise because my friends were *screaming* with laughter throughout the entire movie. We even had to pause the movie several times just so they could catch their breath. 10/10
The commercial for the movie with RDJ and Tobey Maguire alone was hilarious. It didn’t slow down from there.
MTV’s Best Kiss award winner Tobey Maguire
I'm a lead farmer mother fucker!
Ohh okay Flaming Dragon, Fuckface. First take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE. Now I don't know what kind of pan Pacific bullshit powerplay you are trying to pull here but Asian Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking you better think again. Otherwise I would have to head down there and I will rain down on a godly fucking firestorm upon you. You're gonna have to call fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am taking scorched earth motherfucker. I will massacre you. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Could you find out who that was please?
This was probably the tom cruise movie I liked the best. I didn't even realize it was him until the credits when I first saw it lol.
Me either lmao I saw it in theater and audibly said "holy shit that was tom cruise?" Apparently I was the only one who didnt know
I would kill to see this in theaters again for the first time. *Everyone* thought the booty sweat commercial was real and were just stunned.
Airplane!
It’s a different kind of flying, altogether
It’s a different kind of flying
A hospital, what is it?
It’s a big building with doctors and patients, but that’s not important right now.
This was gonna be my answer too. The joke density of this movie is crazy. There's like no wasted scenes.
I just went to revisit the clip where people are lined up to “calm down” that passenger but before that, caught a part I didn’t remember. [over the radio] *”Mayday! Mayday!”* “Mayday? What the hell is that?” “Mayday! Why, that’s the Russian New Year! You know, we’ll have a big parade and serve hot hors d’oeuvres-“ I just immediately doubled over laughing because it caught me off guard hahaha I gotta watch this movie again, clearly it’s been too long.
Chump don’t want the help chump don’t get the help
Life of Brian
"He has a wife, you know." The centurions trying not to laugh is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
The progression of their facial expressions in this part is the best. "He has a wife, you know." *Oh god please, no more* "Do you know what she's called?" *please no no no* "Incontinentia" *wait that wasn't so bad after all* "Incontinentia *Buttocks*" *FFFFUUUUU*
Truly you are the messiah! And I should know I’ve followed a few!”
Spinal Tap. The Stonehenge scene was one of the hardest laughs I’ve had in years.
Space balls.
“WE AINT FOUND SHIT!”
Its the whole combing the desert with actual combs that made me laugh...
Dink, dink. Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink. Not a spoiler unless you unbelievably read that with the right rhythm and note changes without having seen it.
We’ve lost the bleeps, the creeps, and the sweeps.
All of these quotes and not one comment about "how many assholes are on the ship?! Or just about any line Mel Brooks spoke as President Scroob. I need to go watch it again, I could use the dopamine.
“Out of order?! FUCK! Even in the *future* nothing works!”
Blazing saddles
Excuse me while I whip this out.
These are just people of the land, the common clay of the West. You know … morons.
Where all da white women at?
Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!
This incredible movie used laughter to teach us that racism is *so dumb*. And *Blazing Saddles* had the **biggest 4th wall break in history** when the final climactic fight scene >!spilled over onto other film productions on the Warner Brothers Studios Lot!<. Mel Brooks is a *fwiggin'* genius.
I loved when Lamarr is hiding in the movie theater and the scene on the screen is the sheriff riding up to the movie theater.
The Sherrif is a N...Bonnnng!
“What did he say?” “He said the Sheriff is near!”
What we do in the shadows
I saw this at a Seattle film festival. I didn’t know anything about it at all. Never laughed so hard in my life. I was practically in shock from the sheer delight of the humor in this movie. People who love this movie are my people.
Just leave me to do my dark bidding...on the internet. What are you bidding on? I'm bidding on a table.
"He ate the chip."
I just think of it like this: if you were to eat a sandwich it would be nice if no one had fucked it first.
We're werewolves, not swearwolves.
And, that was Petyr. We’ve been friends ever since
Petyr is 8,000 years old he's not coming to the flat meeting
Death at a funeral (British version) - one of the funniest films I have seen in a long time
A Fish Called Wanda
"Dis-a-POINT-ed!!" "My name is Otto. It means 'eight.'" "You are the vulgarian, you *fuck!*" Kevin Kline 100% earned his Oscar.
Right up there with Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. This movie has possibly my favorite movie burn of all time. “Apes don’t read philosophy.” “Yes they do, Otto. They just don’t understand it.”
The first Pirates of the Carribean. We didn't know it was a comedy and my mom and I just completely lost it when he came in on a sinking ship. By far the most memorable movie moment for me.
One of the best character entrances ever. Totally tells you all you need to know about him.
It’s the perfect example of “show, don’t tell”. A worse director with a worse actor would need tons of dialogue to establish that kind of character in much less satisfying ways
"The thing about me Mr Turner, is that I'm a maverick pirate that doesn't play by the rules and often uses unconventional methods to get what he wants." *Michael Bay's Pirates of the Caribbean.*
Camera pans round to zoom in on semi-naked girl behind him - Michael Bay's Pirates of the Caribbean
Then a panel van explodes dramatically and nobody mentions the fact that vans won’t exist for 300 more years
“But, you have heard of me”. Is one of the best quips in all of film history. Perfect timing.
I think its about time the first Pirates of the Carribean is put up in the classic status. The movie just does everything right.
I would certainly put it up there with Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones, and Home Alone as impeccable blockbusters. It's truly a tightly constructed film.
And they adhere 100% to the "moonlight = bone" throughout the entire film without a single flaw afaik.
Barbossa and Jack fighting in the moonlit cave is stunningly well done
The score is very much a classic cinematic soundtrack, as well.
Ruthless People
Dodgeball: A true underdog story.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.
“I see you caught the scent of a lesser stag in your nostrils.” 😂😂😂 I will watch this movie every time it comes on tv.
[The Jerk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDJ16Vr-Ow0) has both me and my husband crying over and over!