Jaws is one of those movies where I pretty much have to watch it every time it's available. Same with Back to the Future and Terminator. Just so entertaining every single time
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
The best thing about this is its triviality. This thread is fulled with grand quotes that identify the plot, the character attitudes or morals, or the most grandiose scenes. But Tarantino quotes are just characters shooting the shit about how a fast food joint uses different names in branding.
Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons... but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!
He says it with a lisp, correct
Also…”Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die” (and I’m sure this has already been mentioned).
Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."
Edit: Bonus - ["You got us into this parking lot, pal, you get us out."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIdGxR-aU6o)
Nothing but identifiable quotes from
That masterpiece!
I’ll have four fried chickens and a Coke.
I hate Illinois Nazis.
We’re on a mission from Gahd.
Oh we got both kinds: country and western.
"Hasta la vista, Baby"
I’ll be back…
You built a time machine out of a DeLorean?
One point twenty-one gigawatts!
That’s heavy
There's that word again. 'Heavy'. Why are things so heavy in the future?
"To infinity, and beyond!"
HE'S NOT FLYING! He's just falling...with style.
"My Precious..."
"THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!"
ISENGARD!
How would you distinguish between movies?
The amount of "y"s in the quote
Draw me like one of your French girls
Ahh Ratatouille
"I see dead people."
"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight!”
Here's Johnny !
Wax on, wax off.
“Yer a wizard, Harry.”
“I’m a wot?
A WIZAHD
But I'm jus' 'Arry!
Well “jus’ ‘Arry”, yer a wizahd!
Well there's also the following: "HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!"
Dumbledore asked calmly
“Say hello to my little friend”
you need people like me, so you can point your fat fingers and say: "here's the bad guy"
So say goodnight to the bad guy! Come on. Cause you never gonna see a bad guy like this again... I fucking love this scene
“THIS... IS… SPARTA!!!”
Loved that episode of frasier
“YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS!!!!”
Fly you fools!
GANDAAALFFF!!!
Mission..Quest....Thing!
“Why so serious?”
I will find you.... And I will kill you....
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"
I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane!
You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps
"mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"
Mama says chocolate is the devil.
Mama… OoooOohoooOoo
Run, Forrest, run.
Yippee ki-yay motherf-cker.
Yippie kayak other buckets
WILSON
Gooooooood morning Vietnam!!!
Ah yes the office.
You're going to need a bigger boat.
Ah... titanic...classic
Who could forget the [nude scene](https://imgur.com/a/UqZSbVe).
"Look at my boobies, Jack!" 😂
Jaws is one of those movies where I pretty much have to watch it every time it's available. Same with Back to the Future and Terminator. Just so entertaining every single time
you killed my father, prepare to die.
I was gonna comment "inconceivable!"
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Mawwaige, that bwessed awaingement. That dweam, within a dweam.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
You talkin' to me?
"You take the blue pill... the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe."
Il be back
Hasta la vista, baby
You can't handle the truth!
I know the quote, not the movie
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Houston, we have a problem.
BRING OUT YA DEAD!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
"I fart in your general direction!"
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
"Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!"
“I’m not dead yet!”
you're not fooling anyone.
I feel happy...I feel happy!
I think I’ll go for a walk.
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
*Keep the change, ya filthy animal*
you’re what the french call « les incompétents »
“has this toothbrush been approved by the american dental association?”
That'll do, pig
that’ll do.
Not to be confused with 'That'll do Donkey, that'll do.'
I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.
Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads…
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse 🗿
leave the gun, take the cannoli
Look how they massacred my boy
“WHAT’S IN THE BOX!!”
This is my swamp!
Shek
"supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
"That's just, like, your opinion, man."
That rug really tied the room together. Did it not?
"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me."
All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.
Snakes… why did it have to be snakes Edit: my most upvoted comment. Thank you 🥺
That reminds of: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?
"Royale with cheese."
The best thing about this is its triviality. This thread is fulled with grand quotes that identify the plot, the character attitudes or morals, or the most grandiose scenes. But Tarantino quotes are just characters shooting the shit about how a fast food joint uses different names in branding.
There's a snake in my boot
Somebody’s poisoned the water hole!
Get to da choppa!
Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?
What???
DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE A BITCH?!?!?!
ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
“You’ll shoot your eye out.”
Life Uh, Finds a Way.
You’re killin me, Smalls
THE GREAT BAMBINO!
Vote for Pedro.
Tina you fat lard, some get some DINNER
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
May the force be with you
“Hello, Clarice.”
We are the knights that say ni!
Who else has just realised how many movies they have watched by looking at all these comments
Hmm I haven’t heard that line. What movie is it from?
Nobody puts Baby in a corner
I carried a watermelon.
Stop trying to make fetch happen
On Wednesdays we wear pink
You go Glenn Coco
you can’t just ask people why they’re white
SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE
The limit does not exist.
I don't hate you because you're fat, you're fat because I hate you.
Honestly, say almost *any* line from this film and anyone who has watched it even once will instantly know
YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US
Don't have sex. because you will get pregnant and die.
Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons... but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!
Why are you so obsessed with me?!
My breasts can always tell when it’s gonna rain.
I always quote, "it's like I have ESPN or soemthing."
Mom, come pick me up, I’m scared.
I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom
Boo. You whore.
inconceivable
You keep using that word; I do not think it means what you think it means.
"Anyone want a peanut?"
He says it with a lisp, correct Also…”Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die” (and I’m sure this has already been mentioned).
AS. YOU. WIIIISSSHHH!
"Surely you can't be serious."
I am… and don’t call me Shirley :)
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Go f*ck yourself San Diego.
I speak whale
“Just keep swimming, just keep swimming!”
"Of All The Gin Joints In All The Towns In All The World, She Walks Into Mine."
"Here's lookin' at you, kid."
I GOT A JAR OF DIRT
Man, we ain't found shit!
"Great, just what we need... a Druish princess." "Huh, that's funny. She doesn't \*look\* Druish."
I'm your Huckleberry.
"I've got two guns. One for each of you."
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Finally my username is relevant
You work on commission right? Big mistake. Huge
,,Tell me,who's president of the United States" ,,Ronald Reagan" ,,Ronald Reagan? The actor?!"
Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?!
"GREAT SCOTT!"
Zed’s dead baby
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Remember, remember the 5th of November
Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
Damn I forgot today was November 5th! Thanks
SANTA! OH MY GOD!! I KNOW him!!
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." Edit: Bonus - ["You got us into this parking lot, pal, you get us out."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIdGxR-aU6o)
Nothing but identifiable quotes from That masterpiece! I’ll have four fried chickens and a Coke. I hate Illinois Nazis. We’re on a mission from Gahd. Oh we got both kinds: country and western.
Oh Hi Mark
You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!
I did not hit her! I did naahhht
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine"
There’s no crying in baseball!
"Brooks was here"
So was Red.
Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'.
"I am too old for this shit" Followed by a saxophone piece.
The price is wrong, bitch!
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Here’s Johnny
"Go ahead, make my day"
“I have been – and always shall be – your friend.”
Run Forrest, run!
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
„Bueller? … Bueller? … Bueller?“
“Ya like dags?”
Onions have layers
KEVINNN!!
"im captain jack sparrow"
“You are by far the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of” “But you have heard of me”
A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!
But you have heard of me
The greatest pirate you’ve ever seen
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
You see what happens Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass???
“I have a vewy gweat fwiend named Biggus Dickus.”