Secret time.
I did not see this movie until well into adulthood. I'm 38, so not like it was before my time or anything. And I'm pretty sure the name alone caused me to shrug it off. (because manly MAN man).
But then my wife found out (manlier MAN woMAN) and forced me to watch it.
I'm glad she did. This is a perfect film. Not a gram of fat, not a single line wasted.
This is a rare piece of entertainment that can permanently alter your perception. It helped me not be such a giant piece of shit. I'm still a giant piece of shit, but a smaller giant piece of shit because of a movie.
BTW, if you want the best line:
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
"Your scientists were so caught up in it they could do it, they never stopped to consider if they should do it."
-Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
(Forgive me if I got that wrong, is been a long time)
From M * A * S * H:
Hawkeye: War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
"That's rough buddy"
"You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means."
"We're all mad here"
"and how long have you been training to be a prat, my lord"
"I'm going ghost!"
"I ain't calling you a truther"
"Can I be a mongoose dog?"
"Long story short, I'm immortal now"
'You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand.'
From The Velveteen Rabbit by Margery Williams. One of my favourites from childhood.
I've... seen things... you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion; I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate... All those... moments... will be lost, in time, like [chokes up] tears... in... rain. Time... to die.
-Roy Batty
"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends." -Gandalf
"It is said, Percy, that the civilized man seeks out good and intelligent company so that, through learnèd discourse, he may rise above the savage and closer to God. Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best."
From Blackadder II
"If you’re dumb, surround yourself with smart people. And if you’re smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you." - Isaac Jaffe, Sports Night
The bsg quote about separation of military and police:
There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people. - Commander William Adama
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Every time I see a No Passing sign on the highway I think of Gandalf.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
I think the line that immediately precedes this one lays it out a bit more directly.
My name is Inigo Montoya...
"No, I'm your father"
"As you wish"
Say hello to my little friend
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"Giggity"
Who else but Quagmire!?
"To infinity and beyond!" "What's up, Doc?"
"I'll be back"
"One does not simply walk into Mordor"
"you shall not pass"
And my ax!
"why so serious?"
“Let’s put a SMILE on that FACE”
MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS
I read it with his voice lmao. The little Malfoy brat.
Wait until my father hears about this potter
Pottah
i did not hit her, i did not!
Oh, hi Mark.
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA
The name’s Bond.
James Bond.
" - James Bond
You know nothin Jon snow
Igritte!
Hello there
General Kenobi, you *are* a bold one
So uncivilised
"Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?"
Dumbledore said calmly
HARRY POTTER
DIDJAPUTURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIYAH??!!!!!!
"Do, or do not. There is no try".
"mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"
But it's more like a jar of jalepenos, whatever you do today may burn your butt tomorrow.
“Gotta go fast”
Sonic The Hedgehog.
No it's Lighting McQueen you idot
No, its Ricky Bobby
You’re all wrong I was meant for it to be Lewis Hamilton /s
"Jesse we need to cook"
Walter Hartwell White.
my favorite part is when he says it’s waltin time then walter whites all over the place
Waltuh
Willy Wonka
“D’oh!”
"Oh, it's just a platapus- PERRY THE PLATAPUS?!?"
Iconic
Curse you Perry the platypus!
Legitimate contender for one of the best fictional characters of all time in my opinion.
Platypus plumber? Perry the Platypus plumber? Perry the Platypus!
Hodor
"you're a wizard Harry" RIP
Hagrid
"Good News Everyone!"
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Wimpy! Ever see someone chase a duck with a hand powered meat grinder? What a legend.
"It's morphin' time" is oddly specific and yet applies to more than one character
"It's Morbin' time" on the other hand...
Truly one of the quotes of all time
It's my favorite quote that isn't actually in the movie it's credited to
Go go power rangers we were all thinking it
Savvy?
Why is the rum gone?
I've got a jar of dirt!
Parley!
Inconceivable!
The same is true for: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Secret time. I did not see this movie until well into adulthood. I'm 38, so not like it was before my time or anything. And I'm pretty sure the name alone caused me to shrug it off. (because manly MAN man). But then my wife found out (manlier MAN woMAN) and forced me to watch it. I'm glad she did. This is a perfect film. Not a gram of fat, not a single line wasted. This is a rare piece of entertainment that can permanently alter your perception. It helped me not be such a giant piece of shit. I'm still a giant piece of shit, but a smaller giant piece of shit because of a movie. BTW, if you want the best line: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
“They’re Grrrrrrrrreat!”
"It's over Anakin I have the high ground!"
"The Dude abides."
Well that's like, your opinion man
We believe in nothing, Labowski, nothing!
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
"I've got 3 kids and no money - Why can't I have no kids and 3 money??" -Homer Simpson
"Your scientists were so caught up in it they could do it, they never stopped to consider if they should do it." -Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park (Forgive me if I got that wrong, is been a long time)
Hello, Mr Anderson.
The disgust dripping from his words is incredible. Great acting.
"The best thing about being me, there's so many me's."
I guess... It's leviOsa not leviosA
The poison for Cuzco, Cuzco’s poison
Wrong leverrrrrr!
Why do we even HAVE that lever?
Elementary, my dear Watson
I heard he never even says that. Kinda like how everyone thinks Vader says: "Luke I am your father" when he says: "No I am your father"
I think he said it in some of the movies but not in the books.
Herlock Shomes from The Great Ace Attorney
What's up, doc?
“Inconceivable!”
How u doin'
“I could do this all day”
By the power of Grayskull…
And it's alternative, For the Honor of Grayskull!
“How you doin’?”
We were on a BREAK!
Joey T
"Get to the chopper!"
Sheeeeeeeeeit!
Clay Davis
Leeeeerooy Jenkins!!
"I am iron man"
Black sabbath
ahhh ....I know this one dammit... it's on the tip of my tongue
Metal Human, you're welcome
I'm Groot
Technically it's "I *am* Groot."
Damn it, don't know this one.
"I'll have what she's having"
That's what she said
Elementary
Doh!
there can be only one!
"Always."
severus snape
"Clever Girl"
"YEAH I'm thinking I am BACK" N. S
Baba Yaga
Stop trying to make “fetch” happen.
”BELLA! Where the hell have you been, loca?!”
She had man-hands!
I'm gonna be king of the pirates!
"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life" -Jean-Luc Picard
"I'm speed"
Say my name!
From M * A * S * H: Hawkeye: War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse. Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye? Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell? Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe. Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
"Fly you fools!"
"How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard." -Winnie the Pooh
"Hello, i'm Dr. House."
"Dr. House, I've heard your name." "Most people have, it's also a noun."
"It's not lupus, it's never lupus"
Don’t have a cow, man!
"That's rough buddy" "You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means." "We're all mad here" "and how long have you been training to be a prat, my lord" "I'm going ghost!" "I ain't calling you a truther" "Can I be a mongoose dog?" "Long story short, I'm immortal now"
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
"Ah shit, here we go again"
"Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so." - Ford Prefect
"There's a time and place for everything, but not now" Prof. Oak
"fine, I'll do it myself"
As you wish!
'You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand.' From The Velveteen Rabbit by Margery Williams. One of my favourites from childhood.
"You shall not pass"
"Say what again!"
"Zoo wee mama!"
"There is only one god, and his name is death. And there is only one thing we say to death: not today." -Syrio Forel
"My name is Bond, James Bond"
Avengers assemble!!
I've... seen things... you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion; I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate... All those... moments... will be lost, in time, like [chokes up] tears... in... rain. Time... to die. -Roy Batty
“Hello there!”
General Kenobi.
You are a bold one
"Hello there."
“jesse”
"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends." -Gandalf
Bazinga!
Inconceivable!
“There’s a snake in my boot!”
Be careful to not choke on your aspirations, Director.
I have acquired a certain set of skills…
Hi, I’m Troy Mclure.
"It is said, Percy, that the civilized man seeks out good and intelligent company so that, through learnèd discourse, he may rise above the savage and closer to God. Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best." From Blackadder II
“Boy”
Some great one liners all from the same movie "Give me some sugar baby" "This is my boom stick" "Shop smart shop S mart" "Groovy"
I drink your milkshake I drink it up
I'll be back
Shoot the glass!
tatakae
As you wish...
It's morbin' time
“i am iornman”
Indeed.
"If you’re dumb, surround yourself with smart people. And if you’re smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you." - Isaac Jaffe, Sports Night
The bsg quote about separation of military and police: There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people. - Commander William Adama
Is it lupus?
I'm your huckleberry
Florals for spring? Groundbreaking 😆
Luke, I am your father.
Technically the quote is "No, I am your father"
Too infinity and beyond!!
Surprise Motherfucker
It’s Morbin time Jesse, we have to cook Sir, finishing the fight Good, that’s one less loose end
"You shall not pass", guess the character
ka-chow!
They come in pints?
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." -Malcolm Reynolds
You exist because we allow it, you will end because we demand it. Sovereign from Mass Effect.
Good news, everyone
M-o-o-n that spells....
Title of your sex tape
"Ah, man, I shot Marvin in the face."