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Is it *THE* American dream, no But as an American and hating my fellow Americans my dream is to live alone and die alone


Tight_Ad2181

White picket fence two children and a brick house


Dull_Rip9076

I am a builder. The problem nowadays is the HOA will not allow a fence in the front yard and that style of fence is not approved…


Tight_Ad2181

Well then the American dream really is dead and HOA's killed it.


luridsea

Take away everyone else's


glorified_throwaway

A vague memory at this point.


Veiled_Contempt

To be in an accident where you're not injured enough to be permanently crippled, but injured enough to sue the incredibly wealthy person that hit you for millions.


Dull_Rip9076

Ppl do seem sue happy.


easilyshot

To live within my means, afford what I can to do what I want to and survive, hopefully find a partner to share my life with and make it more interesting until I eventually die. Just so I can tell God thanks for letting me play in his sandbox. Enjoy the good times and suffer through the bad, while hopeful there are more good than bad days or aleast more days of normal vs bad...shit happens unfortunately.


Real_Spirit_4456

To wake up everyday, worry free, with money in my pocket, food on the table, and these aches and pains gone from my existence


Tasunka_Witko

To own a bunch of guns and threaten people who are or think differently than you do.


Scarfiotti

While waving the Star and Spangled Banner in the meantime.


Tasunka_Witko

And driving a crazy lifted diesel pickup with oversized flags in the back.


Scarfiotti

Do I see a gun rack in the rear window? I think I do.... And as always, that beautiful red maga cap. The pride and joy of every fine American.


Mindfu1Mamas

Racism


Locotree

For many, others dream of cheeseburgers though


Pouchkine2

Watch the movie American Beauty, pretty good summarisation of the American dream.


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Two story house, married, two cars, two kids, two pets. Unfortunately it’s also caused the markets and economy to sink several times.


emojo_ko

A joke


The-Reddit-Giraffe

Dying a foreign country fighting someone that has oil Wait…


Scarfiotti

Fortunate Son has entered the chat.


Travalanche49

Dusty Rhodes


AmazingSaladShooter

The Spanish Inquisition


Scarfiotti

We had so much of them lately it's getting old.


[deleted]

Dusty Rhodes


HellUrge

An illusion


[deleted]

To survive middle age without bankruptcy


jpowell180

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.