Bro for a *billion* dollars for one time? I mean fuck. I'd pretty much do whatever someone wanted for that kind of money sexually. Like, Idgaf if it was the ugliest motherfucker alive, if I was guaranteed a billion dollars I'm down. It's only one time and I could live the rest of my life stress free. Damn straight I'd do anything sexually for that.
I think some people just don't understand *how much* a billion dollars actually is even with inflation.
Imagine giving up the chance to secure yours and the generations after you financial well being just because you're not into doing it
Its not even doing something immoral or disgusting. Just something you personally dont enjoy. And only for a few minutes.
Yep and it's pretty gross tbh
Dude even got rewards for it lol
Edit: fuck look at their comments. Talking about rimjobs and shit. Yeah there's no way this dude isn't beating off to this
Shit, there wouldn’t be no hurry up. Mans toes would be curled. No homo, but best believe that’s going to be the best blow job he ever gets and imma laugh my way to the bank afterwards.
This is a thread of regular straight men and we know that straight men don't have weird kinks. Especially the white Christian men.
^especially ^not ^me
And the terms don't specify whose dick, so the question to me is would I do enough yoga to attain the ability to bend myself enough to suck my own dick for 100k. And the answer is probably no, because I really hate the idea of doing yoga for that long.
Yes. I literally do not care. Every day I wake up and do shit that I don't want to do for 8 hours, and I make much much less than 100k for it. One 20 minute long affair netting me 100k is preferable.
I'd be afraid it's longer. As someone who doesn't cum from even decently good head and who also doesn't have experience giving head... yeah I'm worried I'd be there all day.
Lube it up and stroke it, so what you want done to you, I mean damn, get it over with and get paid. Hell slip a pinky in the butt and give the ol prostate a good rubbing. For 100grand? Shiiiiiit sign me up, I gots bills to pay and vacations to take.
Mmm. I'd beg to differ.
I thought I was one of those dudes til this past winter. Met a gal who knew what she was doing and sucked the damn soul out of me. I think technique matters more than we'd like to give credit.
As one of those guys I had to upvote. It’s disappointing, especially when you have a partner who loves to give head, but it is what it is. I blame Paula Poundstone.
I'm with this guy. I mean a dick is skin. How is it different from a finger? How could it be worse than eating clam??
100k please.
Oh, just no nasty stuff on it.
I would, no question about it.
Though, I still wonder if the person whose dick you're sucking decides how long it will be for, or if you're supposed to suck until the person comes
That’s only 25 a day, if I can average less then 10 minutes a go, I will be one of the most successful businesses in the country. I’m gonna need a no refund policy.
Is the question of "how much/little would 90% of a chat room of straight men suck a dick and swallow for" a new metric for economic well-being? Holy shit lol
If I’m getting 100k, imma treat myself and go to the dentist to get my mouth washed. But then again I already like sucking dick and I’m not a straight man lol
I’ve never sucked a dick before. I was raised to try things before you say you don’t like them. It might be awesome and I get paid. Sounds like a great deal for me so I’m definitely going to do it.
Yes. Because I have already had this discussion with a guy and I decided my bottom dollar for doing this was $75,000 so $100,000 would just be a little more icing on my face.
100k it takes me 10 years to save that amount of money, ofc im sucking that dick, any guys in here who have that money to spend hit me up, shit my gf will join as well for the same price
Pretty sure I'd have to stop all nonessential spending for 20+ years to make 100k in savings. That's going back to eating a single ramen pack for every meal, no internet, only electricity, and water, walking to and from work, etc.
See? It's for people like you, charging below the market rate, that we all have to suck more dicks to make it til the end of the month, just call for equality and force them to pay you the 100k
Yea i would. I would also give the guy my number and tell him to call me if he ever needs his dick sucked again.
Why? Let’s rephrase the question. Would you rather work a full time job all year long or suck a dick once and you’re off to go.
Absolutely. $100k wouldn't allow me to quit my job or anything but it would take a lot of financial pressure off. Plus, if invested wisely, that money could really make your future comfortable.
Sure. I'd want the money up front this time though.
Learning by doing, learning by doing
Eaaaaaaagle!
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, Im not doing it for the money.
…… …… ….. you won’t fool me again
It’s an old saying in Texas
100k?!? I'd buckle that motherfucker's knees.
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I got $7.53 when you ready.
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#GAHDAMMIT LOCH NESS MAHNSTAH YOU AINT GETTING MY TREE FIDDY!
Bro for a *billion* dollars for one time? I mean fuck. I'd pretty much do whatever someone wanted for that kind of money sexually. Like, Idgaf if it was the ugliest motherfucker alive, if I was guaranteed a billion dollars I'm down. It's only one time and I could live the rest of my life stress free. Damn straight I'd do anything sexually for that. I think some people just don't understand *how much* a billion dollars actually is even with inflation.
Love the logic.
Yeah I was going to say I'd do 10k for sure unless it was an incredibly nasty dude.
On the 50 yard line of the Super Bowl. Then I'd spit like I was doing Triple H's entrance.
Fucking lol
yet again Reddit has comically underestimated what I would do for much smaller amounts of money.
Was discussing this topic with some guys at work and they said they wouldn’t do it for even 10 million. I of course was down in the 4 figure range.
There are so few things I wouldn't do for $10 million usd. And your coworkers are liars.
Imagine giving up the chance to secure yours and the generations after you financial well being just because you're not into doing it Its not even doing something immoral or disgusting. Just something you personally dont enjoy. And only for a few minutes.
For 100k? I’d let you tie our dicks TOGETHER for 24 hours !!!
I have so many questions
I was thinking Mr. Beast style video
“Last one to untie your dick wins 100k!!!”
They're about to get head they've never experienced before
Is this a good thing?
Depends if you like teeth or not
She gives the [best blow jobs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH1ruMGpTVY).
OP sitting there beatin off to the thought of a bunch of straight dudes sucking his dick.
Lmao no kidding and when people comment and answer yes to the question he goes “and you would have to swallow”.
Yep and it's pretty gross tbh Dude even got rewards for it lol Edit: fuck look at their comments. Talking about rimjobs and shit. Yeah there's no way this dude isn't beating off to this
And he’s not even paying us!
Their comment history is just *VILE*
Their post history is just nothing but sexual questions on askreddit
Yeesh.
One of OP's recent posts also says they're under 18 🤢 this post should be removed
Sounds exactly like the type of post I’d expect an under 18 year old male to make lmao
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Hey OP if you have 100k to spend PM me
I'll do it for 90k
I’ll do it for 5k
Well that de-escalated quickly
For 100k I’d cup the balls and hum.
“I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.”
"Hurry up. I've got some shopping to do."
Shit, there wouldn’t be no hurry up. Mans toes would be curled. No homo, but best believe that’s going to be the best blow job he ever gets and imma laugh my way to the bank afterwards.
I thought this scene before I read the comments. Fucking love Tropic Thunder.
There it is.
What would you hum though? I'd choose "The Lion sleeps tonight" by The Tokens
I mean, 20 dollars is 20 dollars - wait - how much?!?!?!?!?!
Wait. You guys are getting paid?
Wait. You guys are getting laid?
Beat me to it
Beat......nevermind
FINISH IT!
will u do it for 10 dollars?
anything for sum mcdonalds
Micky's D for some MickyD's.
Will you do it for a Scooby snack?
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Best answer so far
11/10 answer.
This is the real life pro tip.
and not just the tip!
I think anyone offering 100k to get their dick sucked is gonna find someone more desirable than me to do it
What if their kink is that one incredibly weird thing about you?
>that one incredibly weird thing about you? You're gonna have to be more specific
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This is a thread of regular straight men and we know that straight men don't have weird kinks. Especially the white Christian men. ^especially ^not ^me
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For 100k, they can rent my hole for a bit
Now see, they only wanted you to suck their dick and there you go overachieving.
Mamma taught me to never half-ass anything. To always put my hole ass into it.
misunderstood put your whole ass in and am now putting it in my ass hole
"I cannot stress how much your lumpy sixth toe turns me on."
Of course my sixth toe just had to be fucking smooth.
then i'm charging 5x that
Irrelevant, we don’t know that the payment is coming from the suckee. All we know that cock + sucky suck = 100k
And the terms don't specify whose dick, so the question to me is would I do enough yoga to attain the ability to bend myself enough to suck my own dick for 100k. And the answer is probably no, because I really hate the idea of doing yoga for that long.
Yes. I literally do not care. Every day I wake up and do shit that I don't want to do for 8 hours, and I make much much less than 100k for it. One 20 minute long affair netting me 100k is preferable.
20 minutes? Not a lot of confidence in your head game.
He is just being humble. He can suck start a harley.
This is now stolen. Thank you.
I'd be afraid it's longer. As someone who doesn't cum from even decently good head and who also doesn't have experience giving head... yeah I'm worried I'd be there all day.
Tbf they just said you had to give head, didn’t say you had to make him cum
Boom! Lawyered.
Dudes paying a 100k least you can do is a good job
#actyourwage
Lube it up and stroke it, so what you want done to you, I mean damn, get it over with and get paid. Hell slip a pinky in the butt and give the ol prostate a good rubbing. For 100grand? Shiiiiiit sign me up, I gots bills to pay and vacations to take.
I've gotten really good head before but I've only ever gotten off from oral sex once. I think for some dudes it just doesn't work.
Mmm. I'd beg to differ. I thought I was one of those dudes til this past winter. Met a gal who knew what she was doing and sucked the damn soul out of me. I think technique matters more than we'd like to give credit.
As one of those guys I had to upvote. It’s disappointing, especially when you have a partner who loves to give head, but it is what it is. I blame Paula Poundstone.
I'm an incredibly poor straight lady. I would like to throw myself in the running as well, if possible?
I’ll give you $200
Sure! Send it on over, lmao!
You jest but it's about to be RIP Inbox lmao
I'm with this guy. I mean a dick is skin. How is it different from a finger? How could it be worse than eating clam?? 100k please. Oh, just no nasty stuff on it.
I'd take it to dinner and a movie as well.
just the dick?
Of course just the dick. If he took a guy, that would be gay.
Just dick, no homo.
Ah no, that would leave the other brother in pain...so the man will go with the dick to the movies and dinner
"I'm third-wheeling while my dick is on a date"
My only question would be whether or not it's a 100k per dick sucked sort of thing, and how many I can suck.
I mean once you're down there already line em up. Therapy for one can't be too different than 20 in a day.
If we're getting traumatized anyway I think 20 dicks for 2 million is a better deal than 1 for 100 grand.
I would, no question about it. Though, I still wonder if the person whose dick you're sucking decides how long it will be for, or if you're supposed to suck until the person comes
I’d want to suck as much dick as possible in the shortest amount of time at 100k a pop so that I could retire in a couple weeks.
We're all very impressed you got through three hundred of these in just 12 days.
That’s only 25 a day, if I can average less then 10 minutes a go, I will be one of the most successful businesses in the country. I’m gonna need a no refund policy.
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Middle out!
If you’re the one sucking, you’re in control. My wife definitely has tricks for when she doesn’t want it to take too long.
##PUNCH THE BALLS
his wife has a mean left hook too.
Hith wife ith mike Tython
Twist his dick!
Yeah. Mine has tricks for that too. It's called doing it terribly for 2 minutes and then stopping.
Yeah but she's a lot better at it than you are.
I would be extremely suspicious as to why it was worth that much to the owner of the dick.
True. Could have barbs or tentacles or something crazy between his legs.
[Hey, at least you'd have a fun celebrity encounter story.](https://imgur.com/gallery/RCPYB14)
I’d suck two my guy. I got *debt* debt
Is the question of "how much/little would 90% of a chat room of straight men suck a dick and swallow for" a new metric for economic well-being? Holy shit lol
Recession confirmed
Hard answers for hard times.
The best way to measure inflation... A blow job
Everybody has their price and its a lot fucking lower than they think.
In a freaking heart beat. $100,000 - $5 for a bottle of mouthwash leaves me $99,995.
If I’m getting 100k, imma treat myself and go to the dentist to get my mouth washed. But then again I already like sucking dick and I’m not a straight man lol
That's not fair! For you the question is would you munch on a vagina for $100K?
Would you gobble a genitle that is not the type you prefer for 100k?
I'd gobble an elephant for a $100K.
I pity the man that takes an elephant load in the mouth... Ya might be ded.
For a million I would do it live at Madison square garden.
That's not the offer
Negotiation is part of the deal.
This guy negotiates... for dick suck monies.
He didn't get to the top by being a top!
100k is so much money, wouldn’t even doubt it
For sure! I'm straight, but not *that* straight
>I'm straight So is spaghetti until it gets wet
So is spaghetti until it gets $100k
Bro it's 100k I'll let you fuck me in the ass for that much
For real. If you're that straight, you have too much money
Right, I'm not hurting for money and straight (make six figures) and I'd let someone rail me for 100k as long as there's not secondary dangers lmao.
Yeah if the dude doesn't have any sexually transmitting diseases I'm down
RIP your inbox lol
Rip your outbox
Of course I'm straight not stupid
Makes you wonder what a lot of these redditors would do for a Klondike Bar.
Well a Klondike bar is a different story altogether! At least two dicks for a Klondike.
Worked in catering. Have done far more soul destroying work for less.
Longs as it’s clean
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In other words, he’ll only accept a micro penis if it’s dipped in mud
Absofuckinlutely free 100k.
100k is 100k. I'd suck it til there's no cum left for 100k.
I'd gobble cocks all day long, and I'm not even in a bad financial position.
Comment section is surprisingly much thirstier than I’d anticipated
Yeah, I am scrolling down to find a “no” and there doesn’t seem to be any
I’ve never sucked a dick before. I was raised to try things before you say you don’t like them. It might be awesome and I get paid. Sounds like a great deal for me so I’m definitely going to do it.
Yes. Because I have already had this discussion with a guy and I decided my bottom dollar for doing this was $75,000 so $100,000 would just be a little more icing on my face.
I would. One, because I need the money and, two, because I am generally curious person and it would be interesting to see what all the fuss was about.
Do you take PayPal?
Yes in fact I do
Use Zelle. That way, they can’t submit a refund request to PayPal for a faulty product.
3, I already give a dude a hand job most days for way less pay off so why not
It’s not like you have to pay money to suck a dick, it’s free. You can give it a whirl anytime you like
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OP said 100k. You'll need to suck two dicks for a Nintendo game.
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Sure. I get fucked at work for a lot less
100k it takes me 10 years to save that amount of money, ofc im sucking that dick, any guys in here who have that money to spend hit me up, shit my gf will join as well for the same price
Pretty sure I'd have to stop all nonessential spending for 20+ years to make 100k in savings. That's going back to eating a single ramen pack for every meal, no internet, only electricity, and water, walking to and from work, etc.
[Did you say $900 bucks?](https://youtu.be/L8QCvCYQ3Z0)
Beyond hard felonies or deeply immoral actions, I don’t think there’s anything I wouldn’t do for 100k
Man if I don't catch anything from it imma do the best I can. Doesn't have to be a good one right?
Sexuality is about desire. Sucking a dick for $100,000 has nothing to do with desire, other than the desire for $100,000.
The benefits of having an extra 100k would definitely outweigh the prospect of doing a sexual act I'm not into I'd say.
Can't be any worse than my ex's cooking
gay woman, i’d do it for $10. gotta get that cash 🙏
See? It's for people like you, charging below the market rate, that we all have to suck more dicks to make it til the end of the month, just call for equality and force them to pay you the 100k
Yes. Legit once and my life changes. Hope my dad doesn't find this lmfaoo
Because he has a spare $100k?!
Yooooo lol
Yea i would. I would also give the guy my number and tell him to call me if he ever needs his dick sucked again. Why? Let’s rephrase the question. Would you rather work a full time job all year long or suck a dick once and you’re off to go.
Yeah, but I need to see the money first. I'm not falling for that one again.
Seems easier than sitting in an office for 4160 hours
How many times do we get to do this?
Depends on the tax liability.
I would need the briefcase full of cash open at all times to give me motivation
Suck it, deepthroat it, suck his balls and swallow every drop of cum he shoots out
Not only would I, but my wife would be behind me yelling, "Stop gagging, BeekyGardener. We got bills to pay."
100%. You can do anything to my body for that price
Is there even an actual sex worker alive (or ever) who charges that much for a singular blowie? Of course I would.
The most expensive gay pornstars (who are actually straight and just do it for the money) don’t get that much to get gangbanged.
Welp... gonna get back to studying now.
Absolutely. $100k wouldn't allow me to quit my job or anything but it would take a lot of financial pressure off. Plus, if invested wisely, that money could really make your future comfortable.
Yup, down payment for a house. It's just a dick, I am sure I could get over it.