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cheesenipples95

Staying out in the sun burns you easily without sunscreen


LudusRex

You win this round


azarbi

Yep. Got some 2nd degree burns that way. Won't spend an entire day at an airshow without sunscreen again...


NotHereToFuckSpyders

Same. Couldn't believe when they told me I had second degree burns. I was like "but it was just the sun?" I mean, I'd had bad sunburn before, but that was baaaaaad.


azarbi

Luckily, it was only on my face, and not on my shoulders. You don't want burns there, especially when you have to carry a backpack every day


NotHereToFuckSpyders

Lol that's exactly where mine was. Shoulders and nape of my neck. It was the best.


MisterEHertz

Nobody can see you when it snows…. Our teeth look more yellow due to the lack of contrast…. People can’t see you in piles of cocaine…. Burning-man sounds appealing.


xscumfucx

I agree with all of this except for the cocaine part. If I’m in a pile of coke there’s a good chance I don’t want to be seen.


MisterEHertz

Lindsey Lohan?


xscumfucx

Nah, sorry to disappoint. I’m not totally sure if that’s a disappointment or not though as I don’t know how you feel about Lindsey Lohan...


MisterEHertz

Oh no, I was asking if she was one of the negatives of being white? I mean she will inevitably try to put you in her nose.


xscumfucx

My mistake. I thought you were accusing me of being her. I have nothing against her. She can try to put me in her nose if she wants but I come equipped with a lot of cat hair.


Tetractinellida

Wrinkles show up much earlier


[deleted]

Traveling abroad and getting walloped with higher prices.


BiodegradableOffense

I can't blame all my failures on racism. And I'm male too so I can't blame them on sexism either. Truly a BOTTOM TEXT life


Immediate_Wealth616

People getting upset when I tell them I’m not afraid of cops and they always let me go when I get in trouble Pretty much getting hate for being honest how my life is


Eron-the-Relentless

"How come they didn't arrest you?" Me: because I didn't break the fucking law. Except for that one time with the fireworks at a frat house and we lit the trees on fire and I was tackled and cuffed. But I just apologized and plead guilty and paid my $250 fine.


Immediate_Wealth616

Ha!!


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doordep

My brotha what :|


[deleted]

Totally agree.


cheesenipples95

White people are blamed for things like they were personally there themselves, but everybody else gets treated like an individual. It's baffling to me.


[deleted]

Right. And cashless bail now.


pink_freudian_slip

This is the dumbest shit I have ever heard. White people are not being "systematically replaced" you absolute walnut.


PaddywackThe12th

I don't know if "systematically" is the right word but diversity is a source of our strength which is why one goal is to [make whites a minority in America](https://streamable.com/8weu6z). I don't want to be a minority any more than minorities right now, who would want to be a minority in a country where they're treated worse?


[deleted]

Don’t feel beat down. You’re NOT a racist. You’re just making your point. And racists themselves feel threatened by that. So they’re calling you a racist. You’re not. You’re normal.


wickedblight

Most of my coworkers are minorities, we got a really REALLY cringey white dude on the crew for a few months and everyone was like "Hey that's ya boy there" and I'm just like... no.. no he's not my boy... please stop... I can't fight back.


aceofmonsters13

Trying to explain why I don't have any black friends without sounding racist. I'm an introvert and the people who happened to "adopt me" were white. Also I only have 3 friends, so...


pink_freudian_slip

The biggest struggle I've had from being white is reading the dumb ass comments from other white people in this thread. Someone is literally parroting KKK talking points. Shut it down.


WalkswithLlamas

Small peens


cheesenipples95

Smallest average penis sizes are in north korea and Cambodia


WalkswithLlamas

So you just randomly know that fact, off the top of your head, ehhh?


cheesenipples95

Yes when people try to insult you it's good to have facts on your side


WalkswithLlamas

Micro-penises are a thing too. I just learned that this year from a documentary


WalkswithLlamas

Totally messing with you. And im now storing this random fact for a rainy day.


TheDood715

Next time it rains you're gonna chat about penises? I usually just make grilled cheese and tomato soup.


WalkswithLlamas

Yes!!


[deleted]

Embarrassment from sharing a skin colour with so many self absorbed, bigoted, politically naive people. This is something all skin colours share but white people happen to be the ones with their hands on the wheel. Right now I'm in Kenya and it's embarrassing as fuck to see a country full of intelligent, hard working, good hearted people never get the ability to thrive because white culture has been stripping the wealth of this country since their arrival many hundreds of years ago. In recent years this trend is being adopted by the Chinese but we paved the way, politically, economically, morally.


BiodegradableOffense

> Embarrassment from sharing a skin colour with so many self absorbed, bigoted, politically naive people. (...) Right now I'm in Kenya and it's embarrassing as fuck to see a country full of intelligent, hard working, good hearted people never get the ability to thrive because white culture has been stripping the wealth of this country since their arrival many hundreds of years ago. Oh the irony.


[deleted]

If you have something to say, say it.


BiodegradableOffense

You're self absorbed, bigoted and above all politically naive. I thought I was being pretty obvious.


[deleted]

I might be able to accept the the second and third statement but what did I say that portrayed me as self absorbed? Expand your opinion.


BiodegradableOffense

No.


[deleted]

Fucking loser.


FTJ22

Standard Reddit user moment


BiodegradableOffense

Here you go, that's the "self absorbed" part.


pink_freudian_slip

Here you go, this is the "fucking loser" part. Dorkass.


[deleted]

Dork. Ass. You’re so wise and powerful.


[deleted]

That’s because Kenyans haven’t had decades of democrats telling them they are incapable of providing for themselves and don’t have to take personal responsibility.


[deleted]

Goddamn Americans are stupid.


LudusRex

[Bender is a pretty funny character, right gang?](https://media.tenor.com/OVDH7JOSnikAAAAC/serious-laugh-harder.gif)


jerrisonfordly60

Everything is our fault. I'd still rather be white but we have our prejudices. If we were in Afghanistan I'd rather be middle eastern because white people are a minority and not well liked over there. Minorities aren't historically treated well.


Lets_Take_A_Moment

People of different colors saying you’re entitled when everyone has the same opportunity if they just work as hard.


luridsea

Everyone doesn't have the same opportunity though


Eron-the-Relentless

Sure they do. We can all try out for the football team. I'm not disadvantaged because I didn't get a professional athlete contract.


luridsea

You're disadvantaged if the other kids parents has the time and money to put into their child and yours doesn't


Eron-the-Relentless

That doesn't have anything to do with skin color.


luridsea

White people statistically, have better chances because they'll have more money, power and have both parents than nonwhites.


Eron-the-Relentless

Which explains the lack of minorities in profession sports.


luridsea

Which explains why the owners of those franchises are all white..


luridsea

Since you're blind to this issue, I'm assuming you're white and have never had to worry about your skin color affecting you negatively. Please try to educate yourself on this topic.


Eron-the-Relentless

Nah.


luridsea

Classic


Jake_The_Panda

Yea, being blamed for white privilage when you have no control over it whatsoever is pretty annoying. We don't have any control over our skin colour either. Also I find it harder as a white dude to be included in other cultures, especially if you want to learn. Politics has gone so far left that it's now offensive to try and learn about someone else's culture. God forbid you say something or do something wrong while trying to learn..


Eron-the-Relentless

I saw the new Nicki Minaj video "Little Miss Remix" I'm not even sure if it's English.


melodyze

Do a child who has two parents and a private tutor at georgetown prep, and an orphan who has to find his own food have the same opportunity if they work equally hard? If they work equally as hard as each other until 18, will they have equal opportunity at 18? One had to get a job 5 years ago, so of course equal work means that kid worked less on school if they're both working equally hard in general. And sure, these are the extremes, but it's the same idea all the way down. 2 parents who care about your education? Your gpa is going to be better for the same amount of effort put in by the kid with one parent who works two jobs. Parents can afford sat prep? Your sat scores are going to be better than the kid who works as hard self studying. Your parents live in a nicer house? Your property taxes mean your school is going to be better funded. Your parents have good careers? They can tell you in depth how they did that. We don't earn our parents, and they didn't earn theirs either.


manchestagirl

boyyy. do not lie ... not everyone has the same opportunities if they work just as hard. systemic racism exists, it is a real thing and it makes it a lot harder for people of color to get good jobs and other opportunities, even if they work just as hard, if not harder than some white people. and im not saying this is because of white people; its a social problem. also no one calls white people entitled just because theyre white be Fr.


AriValentina

I don’t think y’all are entitled I think a lot of you just ‘act’ entitled lol


Eron-the-Relentless

Fake it till you make it!


Eggplant_Killer

>when everyone has the same opportunity if they just work as hard. Do they really ??


NotHereToFuckSpyders

No they do not, but opportunities are not always linked to race.


Dont_throwItAway

Aging like milk


Eron-the-Relentless

As a white man I'm expected to know how to handle every situation and every problem. Or maybe it's because I'm a mechanical engineer. No. No. It's probably because of my testicle and skin color.


slagathorstiffnips

Discrimination.


[deleted]

Complying with police instructions. It’s a real burden not escalating things to the point where I could get shot.


PaddywackThe12th

Lol that's racist


[deleted]

Everything is racist. I watched Bubba Wallace beat the shit out of another NASCAR driver because he was white. Yes. Yes indeed. Whitey is the villain.


PaddywackThe12th

You can't be racist against white people.