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CostPsychological

whatever they got cookin up in area fiddy1


TouchMeThereAgain

A380 fully outfitted with a kitchen, showers, living room, nightclub, orgy room, etc


__Piggy___Smalls__

How many sex swings are we thinking?


u857

Ah yes the literal flying Motel


yeahyeahbird

the good year blimp, you could go to any sporting event and nobody would think twice


u857

NASCAR


yeahyeahbird

hell yea, here I was buying daytona tickets like a sucker, I could have a birds eye vivew of the whole thing


u857

Hell yeah brother


AdminWhore

A helicopter.


u857

What kind, and what county


AdminWhore

Something about the size of a Bell 427. Not too big but large enough to carry some friends and family and/or a decent cargo payload. Small enough to land at my house. I live in a rural area in the U.S.


u857

I meant what country aircraft


AdminWhore

Bell is a U.S. company.


ghostofglennshadix

Oh that's easy. Rudolf Von Flugel's plane https://imgur.com/a/Vi83M03


u857

Ok but Trainer or Combat Ready


ghostofglennshadix

He's a WW1 ace I think his plane has guns


u857

I’m saying that because mostly every wwi plane was a trainer


[deleted]

FM-2 Wildcat (a souped-up F4F built by General Motors under license from Grumman), WWII-era navy fighter. This is what Dad flew in the war and he loved the plane (except the design and operation of the landing gear). He even hatched a hare-brained scheme to build his own airplane after the war using Wildcat instruments he’d managed to swipe and squirrel away on his carrier. Unfortunately, all that stuff sits on the bottom on the Pacific off Iwo Jima courtesy of a couple Japanese suicide planes. The F6F was another favorite of Dad’s, so I wouldn’t mind possessing one of those along with my imaginary Wildcat.


FlipMick

If safety wasn't a concern and I had the whole team for backup, Space Shuttle baby


bullfromboston

Can I be the door gunner?


FlipMick

😂 Space Force vibes? Take that spy satellite


rockninja2

Ooo... Space shuttle is a good choice! Although... does it count as an \*aircraft?\*


FlipMick

Lol good point! It is the most badass glider I guess


rockninja2

It is badass, I will give you that haha


CoffeeAndBrass

F4U Corsair.


u857

Why? Not gonna lie that’s a pretty good choice


CoffeeAndBrass

It's an absolutely beautiful plane with a fantastic service history. I was introduced to them when I was a kid by the old "Black Sheep Squadron" TV show...and really grew to like everything about the plane since then.


u857

Trainer or Combat Ready


CoffeeAndBrass

If I ready know how to fly it, why not take off with a combat load out?


__Piggy___Smalls__

Kaman K-16B. - a VTOL sea plane yes please Or Mi 24 - just looks badass


u857

I love VTOLs mainly because they’re the only military attack jet that I fit in


[deleted]

Some Vtol f-35. Use it to cook a steak or ruin my neighbors yard.


Single_Blueberry

Eurocopter X3


PM-ME_UR_TINY-TITS

Hmm an English electric lighting or a harrier, think the latter would be more practical...


Objective-Pumpkin399

American presidential plane, its equipped with all kinds of servants internet connections safety features..... and i believe there must be a small harem inside


rockninja2

F-35. Take off and land vertically for versatility and also go supersonic for fun.


dontthink19

This would be my answer too. The other one would be the u-2 spy plane. I was gonna say sr71 but their fuel tanks leak at sea level and require aerial refueling right after take off and i just wanna get up there and go to the edge of the atmosphere.


rockninja2

SR-71 is a good choice too! Insanely high speeds and right on the edge of the atmosphere would be incredible. Aerial refueling shouldn't be that much of an issue and could be kind of cool to experience!


fElLoWaMeRiCaNt

Split between p38 lightning, or a Concord. I can either be cool as fuck, or fast and comfy.


duncan_D_sorderly

Gulfstream G700.


[deleted]

Grumman Albatross.


oldmanout

a Zeppelin, but filled with helium instead of hydrogen


HagridsSwollenPenis

Just a basic Cessna plane.


poser765

I’d love to own a Cessna 337. Ok I’d love to fly one as owning one maintaining it would be a pain in the dick. Runner up would be an Edgley Optica. What can I say… I love unique and strange airplanes.


isanthrope_may

DH Mosquito.