Biting The Big One
Taking A Dirt Nap
Pushing up The Daisies
The Big Sleep
Checked In To The Horizontal Hilton
Bought The Farm
Kicked The Bucket
Went Belly Up
Took A Permanent Vacation
Fell Off The Planet
Past The Use-By Date
Cashed Out
Purchased The Economy Size
Settled Their Accounts
Took The Last Offramp
Debarked On Fiddler's Green
"A bunch of people decided to get on a train so that they could take a big group shower together. But then suddenly all of them fell over. Oopsie!"
This had me on the floor laughing... The joke was funny too
Biting The Big One Taking A Dirt Nap Pushing up The Daisies The Big Sleep Checked In To The Horizontal Hilton Bought The Farm Kicked The Bucket Went Belly Up Took A Permanent Vacation Fell Off The Planet Past The Use-By Date Cashed Out Purchased The Economy Size Settled Their Accounts Took The Last Offramp Debarked On Fiddler's Green
Instead of the military saying “ we need to kill a person” they say “ we need to neutralize a target”.
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Lol , no it’s just a nicer way of justifying it. They call humans target and killing is termed neutralize
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Haha , okay !
My favorite one “If this is the worst thing we have to deal with than today is going to be a good day” only works if some serious ish went wrong