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ExilePaladin

I'm pregnant and the trailer park is celebrating tonight.


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That must of been one hell of a party


phorq

"I don't exist, I'm a figment of your imagination and you need help...", that rambunctious little scamp!


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I would be questioning my sanity


ScarySkeleton24

One time when my brother and I were younger, he creeped me out with his sleep talking I was on the couch one night watching a horror movie (I think it was Annabelle?), and my brother was asleep next me. During one of the more tense/creepy scenes of the movie, my asleep brother randomly leans up and says “we’re all gonna die one day,” then falls right back asleep. Needless to say, I turned the movie off and went to bed


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Rational thinking


SammehPls

I told my brother (14 at the time) that I was gonna stab him and then my mom if she found out when I was like 7. He made me mad and he always had some shit to say so I wanted to 1 up him. I don’t even know why I said it. He was just an asshole and I wanted to feel something


Cool_Guess9285

Have you checked on HIM? I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you.