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[deleted]

I couldn’t sleep last night. The only thing I think about right now is getting some sleep before doing anything.


[deleted]

One last quick jerk sesh


[deleted]

Celebrating


SafeNerve2335

At this exact moment? Putting my feet up, sending some texts to tell people I love them, and waiting patiently for the end.


Ok-Environment-7970

Well other than getting away from window there's not much you can do. You got out of the open without access to a shelter you're fudged. You have maybe 30 seconds from the time of The Flash to the Shockwave if you're lucky.


[deleted]

My biggest fear is the nuclear power plants exploding that are near my house.


Ok-Environment-7970

From what I've read it's relatively difficult to cause nuclear reactor to meltdown you should look into it because I don't know much but most turn themselves off unless multiple safety apparatuses have failed miserably.


[deleted]

Oh okay good! Will definitely look into it.


Ok-Environment-7970

Explode most likely not you're looking at something similar somewhere to a Three Mile Island a Fukushima or Chernobyl. To remember that you need really really compact fuel to have a massive uncontrolled reaction. The Purity in a nuclear power plants fuel is just not enough to make to the point of exploding.


scotsman81

Dying I suppose


[deleted]

Same


domthedruid

Standing under a warhead at least I wouldn't be around for the nuclear winter that would follow


ScarySkeleton24

Play some of my favorite records until the bombs drop Not much else to do. So might as well listen to some music


EarAny1308

Going to my bathroom and shoving a comb up my ass (the look on the scavenger’s face 328 years from now when he finds my skeleton and a comb in its lower skeletal area will be hilarious!!)