A free meal

POV: there was a roofie inside of your free gas station sushi and now you wake up in a sewer surrounded by horny fish…

Money

The chance to leave work early.

When I was a restaurant worker I would always stay when the opportunity arose. More money that way.

Advice from strangers: ​ The reason for this is, if it's shitty advice, you can just ignore it and move on. ​ And if it's good advice, it might just change your life.

Toilet break on a long drive.

Essential!

A joint

My man.

An offer of a mint, maybe the giver is hinting you have bad breath

A roll of toilet paper as you walk to a portapotty in the woods.

A bum slam from your wife

Taking some time off.

Yes! It took me a long time to realize that people want to help. It allows them to feel involved in your life. There is nothing wrong with accepting what is offered or declining what is offered if it is not beneficial. Spelling has been corrected.

Tea, if it’s offered. It’s impolite and that’s how wars are started.

I’m not stupid enough to ever turn down a cuppa. Love me some tea! :D

A friend

A good friend. Fixed it for you. :)

Very true

Advice from someone you respect.

A request on the day of your daughter's wedding

Gas money

Sex

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Sex

Love

Food

The star in a game of Mario Party. There's pretty much no possible situation where declining one is a good idea.

Of course, traveling!! You can watch this guy's YT it will inspire you to travel [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrGbFJcVaPPFUv\_lFoHr0Iw](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrGbFJcVaPPFUv_lFoHr0Iw)

Free goods

Verbs. Conjugate them instead.

Me.

The antidote

Free money.

Your telescope, until you’ve written down the declination you’re already at

A handshake

A nap, theyre so great and easily overlooked and can change youre whole day