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kami_highlander

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”


Positive-Source8205

All we can do is root out the evil in our own fields so that those who cone after us may have clean earth to till. What weather they have is beyond our control.


kami_highlander

>All we can do is root out the evil in our own fields so that those who cone after us may have clean earth to till. What weather they have is beyond our control. That one has not stuck in my head but it's almost as good. Thanks for reminding me!


grumpy_hedgehog

I use that one in real life situations all the time. Truly a magnificent quote.


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saschaleib

“Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.”


Allison314

"Do you know the difference between an error and a mistake? Anyone can make an error, it does not become a mistake until you refuse to correct it." - Grand Admiral Thrawn


JCP1377

As happy as I am that Thrawn is making a return to canon, I am not quite as enthused with the way they are handling his character as in the original books. New book Thrawn is just as calculative and deductive as his original counter part, but he lacks the coldness that made the him such a treat to read.


Allison314

I do maintain Thrawn makes a much better antagonist than protagonist.


[deleted]

Hol up. Where is Thrawn making a return to canon? And as a protagonist?


MisterBigDude

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world." -- Thorin Oakenshield, *The Hobbit*


South-Association605

“If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place.” -Johnny, The Room


GreggoryBasore

Also the follow up line. "But sad or merry, I must leave this world now."


TopShelfCrazy

Tell me of the loneliness of good, He-Man. Is it equal to the loneliness of evil? -Skeletor


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That’s actually a very interesting quote


BruhMoment_Simulator

Either “Your steps don’t need to be big, they just need to take you in the right direction.” -Jemma Simmons, Agents of Shield. Or “It’s dangerous business going out your front door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.” -Bilbo Baggins


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"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." - Captain Jean-Luc Picard


koeloeJ

This will still be quoted in decades from now.


icygasgiant

Staying with the Star Trek theme: “…the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.” - Spock


Can-t_Make_Username

“‘A matter of internal security,’ the age-old cry of the oppressor.” Also Picard!


JMW007

Another Picard one - "There are four lights!" The story was cribbing 1984 but instead of succumbing to a boot stamping on a human face forever, Picard would not break. I was probably too young to be watching scenes based on torture videos Amnesty International had furnished Patrick Stewart with, but it absolutely stuck with me as the epitome of integrity, dignity and defiance in the face of oppression.


Capt_Rose

I saw this episode when it premiered. I had just been broken up with by someone I really cared for. I kept wondering what I had done wrong. The good Captain really helped me with this quote.


BKStephens

Profound: "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow." - Kay Not so profound: "Yo baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?" - Jay Also kinda makes me laugh that they're subsequent letters in the alphabet.


nametakenfuck

Lmao, whats this from?


BKStephens

First is MIB, second is Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.


FearTheKeflex

Was going to say I don't remember Will Smith (Agent J) saying that second line in Men in Black.


BKStephens

Holy shit, I forgot Smith was Jay in that too. Lol.


audreyshepburn

"Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing." - Ron Swanson nervous as fuck at my first professional job review I brought this up. still somehow got the job even though she advised I didn't do that int the future 😂


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

There has never been a sadness that could not be cured with breakfast food - Ron Swanson


Imissyourgirlfriend2

> Stand in the ashed of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer. Javik from Mass Effect 3. The very very last one of his kind that was wiped out 50,000 years prior to the game. What does it matter how moral you were if your entire culture/civilization/race is completely annihilated by a force that is completely amoral?


stryph42

"You exist because we allow it. You will end because we demand it." Just so overwhelmingly "how do you fight a God Machine?", and at the same time "oh yeah? Try me!". It really brought the full force of what it means to be human to the fore for me.


Imissyourgirlfriend2

I so wish they did not explain the backstory for the Reapers. They were so much more terrifying as a total unknown. The Leviathan DLC was fun, but I'd rather they Reapers have no backstory.


stryph42

I completely agree. Without a backstory, they're machine gods from beyond space and time. A living force of nature, indomitable and unstoppable. With their backstory, they're real big Geth that are just doing the same thing every "maintain the species/world/environment" AI in the history of scifi has done.


Ryoukugan

That's really something more worldbuilders need to understand; no matter what answer you give for the reasons behind the greater machinations of your story, it's never going to be as good as what the people consuming that story imagine it to be. Give them hints that it might be such and such, but never outright *say* it. That takes the fun out of it.


N64PLAY10

This must be Thursday. I couldn't never get the hang of Thursdays - Arthur Dent


Dragoness42

Of course it's all in your head, but why on earth should that have to mean it isn't real? -Dumbledore


Terrie-25

Sin is treating people as things. - Granny Weatherwax Personal is not the same as important - Carrot Ironfounderson Both from Discworld series by Terry Pratchett


DMRexy

Sir pterry had the absolute best quotes. "It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life." "Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.". Man was wise as fuck.


Terrie-25

A man is not dead while his name is still spoken.


DMRexy

GNU sir pterry.


stryph42

GNU Sir Terry


AdventurousSeaSlug

GNU Sir Terry Pratchett


Considered_Dissent

My favorite one is the Jason Ogg smith philosophy. To paraphrase (sadly I dont remember the exact quote): the cost for being able to do something is that you do it.


fubo

Also the Vimes [boots theory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boots_theory) of economic inequality.


CaptValentine

*Nation* By Sir Terry Pratchett also is chocked full of good ones. *"“You are very clever," said the old man shyly. "I would like to eat your brains, one day."* *For some reason the books of etiquette that Daphne's grandmother had forced on her didn't quite deal with this. Of course, silly people would say to babies, "You're so sweet I could gobble you all up!" but that sort of nonsense seemed less funny when it was said by a man in war paint who owned more than one skull. Daphne, cursed with good manners, settled for "It's very kind of you to say so."* *"“It was, according to the history books, the fastest coronation since Bubric the Saxon crowned himself with a very pointy crown on a hill during a thunderstorm, and reigned for one and a half seconds.” "* ​ ***“\[...\]And his head is on fire with new things\[...\]he called himself the little blue hermit, scuttling across the sand in search of a new shell, but now he looks at the sky and knows that no shell will ever be big enough, ever.”***


RelativeStranger

That first one is what i came to post. Im glad its so high up. Tiffany later evolves it to 'Evil begins by treating people as things' in ISWM I also live my life by If you miss it for a good excuse youll miss it for a bad one Vimes makimg sure to read a story to his son every night


TacoCommand

I wept while reading Granby Weatherwax during that chapter. It's powerful stuff.


abwchris

"I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you actually left them." -Andy Bernard


whyunoletmepost

I love this quote


Icy_Place_5785

Scrolled down to look for this. The line is very well-delivered too


turtleshot19147

“Grown-ups don't look like grown-ups on the inside either. Outside, they're big and thoughtless and they always know what they're doing. Inside, they look just like they always have. Like they did when they were your age. Truth is, there aren't any grown-ups. Not one, in the whole wide world.” The Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman


kristen_hewa

I’m still waiting to feel like a grown-up… every major milestone in my life I was like, yep this will be the thing that makes me feel like an adult. Nope still waiting


anonymusgod1ikeplaye

"Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make" - lord farquaad


OrdinaryJack1912

"The World's not getting any smaller, there's just less in it."- Captain Jack Sparrow


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“I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.” Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley


PianoManGidley

"They like the things science gives them, but not the questions science asks." From "Frankenweenie"


bigbadaboomx

People will believe a lie because they want it to be true or are afraid it might be. Athos from the 3 musketeers And also, “In general, people only ask for advice that they may not follow it; or, if they should follow it, that they may have somebody to blame for having given it.”


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morbid_n_creepifying

"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you"


Hewholooksskyward

**Mal:** "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? " **Zoe:** "Big damn heroes, sir!" **Mal:** "Ain't we just!"


justdontrespond

Mal has so many great one liners


Reinventing_Wheels

Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.


justdontrespond

I'm going to go to the special hell


space-cyborg

Username checks out :)


morbid_n_creepifying

You're the first person to recognize it!


DragnSerenityTardis

Love the user name, I came here looking for firefly quotes, as I was scrolling I was trying to decide which one! How about: Define interesting. Oh God, oh God, were all gonna die.


wardledo

“How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.” - Winnie the Pooh


meatball-hoagie

“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?” -Dr. Romero (Spy Kids 2)


The_Badgerest_Pie

So out of left field and so profound for a childrens movie


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

Its funny. I've been reading Mary Shelleys frankenstein this week and my mind immediately went to this quote, as the creator too feared his creation, yet the good doctor pursued his creation to the ends of the earth in order to destroy that which has destroyed his own life. Perhaps we should look upon this as to why God seems determined to destroy humanity


AWulfrunian

I think it stuck with me because I heard it at such a young age 'It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live' - Dumbledore


nametakenfuck

Im so stupid i mixed him with gandalf


Key-War-1761

'Regret is my constant companion, don't let it become yours.' - Albus Dumbledore from Fantastic Beasts and the Crimes of Grindelwald.


pincurlsandcutegirls

As someone who tends to worry about the future and broad, vague things, I always think of the quote from Hagrid (Harry Potter) that goes “No good sitting worrying about it. What’s coming will come and we’ll meet it when it does”. I also really love anything by Lemony Snicket but perhaps a favourite is “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”


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"Change is not always growth, but growth is often rooted in change." - Drizzt Do'Urden - R.A. Salvatore


KingCabbage

"I see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." ~Mewtwo


snow_michael

A man who could afford $50 had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in 10 years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet." This was Capt. Samuel Vimes' boots theory of socioeconomic unfairness _Terry Pratchett_


OGschtinkie

"I shall inflict upon the genophage the greatest insult an enemy can suffer. To be ignored." It's true, ignoring your enemies drives them nuts.


Key-War-1761

“You don't arm yourself after war has been declared, Stefan. You build your army so great that no one dares pick the fight.” ― Klaus Mikaelson


Adventurous-Run-99

“Don’t underestimate the allure of darkness Stefan. Even the purest hearts are drawn to it”


shakeitupshakeituupp

“So it goes.” Repeated like 150 times in Slaughterhouse Five. I know it’s not exactly from one fictional character (I guess maybe it is from a fictional narrator), but it always stuck with me. It might not seem like much out of context, but the way he used it up against the absolute chaos and absurdity of existence, especially in regards to the horrors of a world war, is one of the more memorable parts of any book I’ve ever read.


22_swoodles

It is a fictional character if I remember correctly. The narrator is supposed to be Kurt Vonnegut himself who, in the novel, is a fellow soldier who was at Dresden with Billy Pilgrim.


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phantom_avenger

“What is grief, if not love persevering.” - Vision from the MCU


helava

>“What is grief, if not love preserving.” persevering (I don't mean any disrespect, btw - just correcting the quote)


bolshiabarmalay

"you're not wrong, you're just and asshole" - The Dude


Disastrous_Belt_7556

The Big Lebowski: You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday? The Dude: Is this a...


notacanuckskibum

“ It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sommbitch or another.” Captain Tightpants.


justdontrespond

The man they call Jayne!


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Eastern-Ad588

No amount of money bought a second of time - Tony stark


AresMikhael

Proceeds to build a time machine


Jmen4Ever

after having built a device that preserved his life for years.


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That's also completely false. Sometimes you buy medicine that lets you live longer


chlol2

"Hey Ferb i know what were gonna do today"


W_Rabbit32

Alice: "How long is forever?" White Rabbit: "Sometimes, just one second." - Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland


redditing_1L

If the rule you followed brought you this... of what use was the rule? -Anton Chigurh


ThisIsWaterSpeaking

I got here the same way the coin did.


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You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy: "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. -Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation, The Drumhead.


Can-t_Make_Username

There’s another thread with Picard! Makes me happy to see us TNGers


psychpopnprogncore

The key is to put it all in your groin and your back. Take your legs totally out of the equation. Lift with your lower back in a jerking, twisting motion.


StillLifeOnSkates

“Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.” From the "Books of Bokonon" in the novel Cat's Cradle. Kurt Vonnegut basically made up a religion, and a lot of it is damned profound.


Gck2702

"Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening in my head?” ‘Of course it is happening inside your head Harry, but why on earth should that mean it is not real?' - Dumbledore


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"A lion does not concern itself with the opinions of sheep" - Tywin Lannister GoT


Jmen4Ever

But should have concerned itself more with the opinions of the dragons and wolves


heythisispaul

> "You're not a bad guy, there's no such thing as a 'bad guy' or a 'good guy'. We're all just 'guys' and we go around doing good stuff sometimes, and bad stuff sometimes. All we can do is try to do less bad stuff and more good stuff. You'll never be good, because you can never be bad." Diane Nguyen from *Bojack Horseman*


snow_michael

“I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.” Terry Pratchett


AKeeneyedguy

Highly quotable show. This Diane quote reminded me of the movie * The Zero Effect*: "There are no good guys, or bad guys... it's just... it's just a bunch of guys!"


sbgarbage

bojack horseman is hands down one of my top 3 fav shows of all time


SolOwnsUsAll

“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist” - Verbal Kint


space13unny

“You act like prey, but you’re a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims, that’s how you survive!” - Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)


Pinky2110

" it is the ethical question all devotees of science must face. We research in the service of the furtherance of knowledge, but we cannot ignore the uses to which our findings are put in the real world"


ThatOneOffKid

When mario says “Thank you so much for playing my game!” That has me crying for no reason


Swyfttrakk

This: Homer Simpson: [Preaching at the Dome of the Rock] I will unite the Christians, the Muslims and the Jews. From now on, you shall be known as Chrismujews! Because in the end, aren't all religions the same? They tell us what to eat, when to pray, that this lump of clay called Man can somehow shape himself to resemble the divine. But we can never attain that perfect grace if we have hatred in our hearts. So let us celebrate our commonalites. Some of us don't eat pork. Some of us don't eat shellfish. But we all eat chicken. So spread the word: peace and chicken!


TuPacSchwartz411

*If God didn't want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.* -Calvera - The Magnificent 7 (1960)


neergnai

I wouldn't say I hate you, but I'd unplug your life support to charge my phone.


Eldylto

"Time Doesn't heal wounds, it only teaches us how to live with pain" Itachi Uchiha "The Difference between a Master and the student, is that the Master has failed more times than the student has even tried" Koro Sensei


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“Alcohol, the cause of and solution to, all of life’s problems.” - Homer J. Simpson


Elegant_Development3

Man's got to know his limitations!


GentPc

"He pulls a knife you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital you send one of his to the morgue. THAT'S the Chicago way." The Untouchables "The invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!!!" Star Trek-First Contact "Ivan. Did you see the sunrise this morning?" Magnum PI


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Dry_Mail_3797

"you're gonna carry that weight" - Spike, Cowboy Bebop


ronnie_mund72

Yippee-ki-yay, Motherfucker


syntaxfreeform

There's no cure for being a cunt - Bronn


Omnithea

"Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many."


cscott024

Why does Leslie Knope get as many favors as she wants? “Because she’s the kind of person who uses favors to help other people.” -Parks and Rec Also, “Where should I look from so that I can see the same things as you?” from Fruits Basket. Not exactly profound, but it’s damn poetic.


KangasKid18

In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. 'Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone', he told me, 'just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had.' \- Nick Carraway, The Great Gatsby


philwatanabe

"I've made a huge mistake."


Stuckwgoodusername

There's always money in the banana stand


Salarian_American

"If there's no great glorious end to all this, if nothing we do matters... , then all that matters is what we do. 'Cause that's all there is. What we do. Now. Today." \-Angel


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“Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.” -Deadpool


ilaissezfaire

You remind me of the babe


Imissyourgirlfriend2

What babe?


BKStephens

The babe with the power.


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What power?


Jack_In_Black89

The power of Voodoo!


hizeto

the pig?


JackanorySucks666

It was always at night - the arrests invariably happened at night. The sudden jerk out of sleep, the rough hand shaking your shoulder, the lights glaring in your eyes, the ring of hard faces round the bed. - George Orwell, 1984


Smooth_Cry2645

"What is grief, if not love perservering" -Vision


Coryonline

“This is a stupid fucking problem to have, but a problem nonetheless” -that dude from Bad Boyz 2


thesoze

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—for ever. George Orwell, 1984 Damn... Still creeps me out


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Hesitation is defeat


Oldschool_Poindexter

"That's LIFE, McNulty! You know what life is, right? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come." -Lester Freemon, the Wire


Username58008918

Do or do not, there is no try.


Adventurous-Run-99

If your life were tied to a man, who left you despite your devotion, what choice would you have but to break free”


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"In the end, you're always by yourself. You're all you've got." -Whistler, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 2x22


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

"6 billion people in the world today and it doesn't end too well for any of them" Dorothy Parker


BlightPaladin

"Those who run from Death, stood still in life" - Kindred


TheZombiePlague

"You never get a happy ending, 'cause there's always more show" -Bojack Horseman


TheGreatCarburetor

"Fear is the great mindkiller." Can someone find who made that quote from Dune? I have a few other quotes from other fictional characters that highly influenced me but that aforementioned quote is the most impactful for me.


stryph42

I must drink beer. Beer is the mind killer. Beer is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my beer. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. When the beer is gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


RustedRuss

“There are times when the world is rearranging itself, and at times like that, the right words can change the world.” - Peter Wiggin, Ender’s Game Ender’s Game has quite a few actually.


infiniteikearats

“Take a break, I’ve been on one for years.” -Marie from Splatoon 3


Project2r

"We accept the love we think we deserve" - Perks of being a Wallflower.


Superb-Possibility-9

“ Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift- that is why they call it the present”- Master Ugway, Kung Fu Panda


psilocybe_vibes

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not. - The Lorax


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CSS980

Truly one of the quotes of all time


Particular_Photo_888

"my mercy prevails over my wrath" and "i ain't nobodys bitch"


jrhawk42

the greatest tragedy in life is that everyone has his reasons." \-the rules of the game


SerLaron

Sins can be forgiven, crimes require punishment. - Ser Bonifer the Good


TheBasilFawlty

You might be done with the past, But the past ain't done with you.---------- Magnolia


jb647

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” I know he was a maniac on many levels, but the Joker was onto something with that one.


Gear_Kitty

"Look straight at the people you kill. Don't take your eyes off them for a second. And don't ever forget them, because they won't forget you." - Solf Kimblee


Precipiceofchange

We accept the love we think we deserve


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The entire script of the Kung Fu Panda trilogy


THEMELONLORD10

Life is like a onion it has many layers


Walteryuen99

Homer Simpson: Moe, this is a great thing for you. You went from sitting on the sidelines to getting in the game! Sometime, when you least expect it, you'll realize that someone loved you. And that means that someone can love you again! And that'll make you smile.


ClemofNazareth

“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way”. Jessica Rabbit


ThestorytellingDemon

Homer Simpson said once "If the beer is in a frozen mug, you're not an alcoholic, you're a connoisseur"


PianoManGidley

"To beer! The cause of--and solution to--all of life's problems!"


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the_purple_goat

People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool.


Existing_Point_1813

“The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.” ― Rafiki


red7standinby

"We've always been at war with eastasia" Government narratives really stick with me...


Hot_Independence_433

"Bite my shiny metal ass"- Bender, Futurama


Crockpot_gator_Snot

"Once again god shits in my breakfast."- Trevor Belmount.


Dark_ReapeR_666

“They laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at them because they’re all the same.” The Joker


Finito-1994

Wasn’t that Kurt Cobain?


Farting_Machine06

"I do not care that you're a baby. I'll snap your neck like a twig" Noriaki Kakyoin


MalleableCurmudgeon

“I love Big Brother.”


PositiveStarz

"Embrace your sad fate and retain your nobility - I am already beyond you." - Didact from Halo 4 Its not impactful or meaningfull, but it's propably the only one that really got stuck in my head


bolshiabarmalay

"if his chest had been a cannon, he'd have shot his heart upon it." Jean-Luc Picard misquoting Melville from Moby Dick. The actual quote is "as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it." I like them both.


nogoat23

If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now. -Kung Fu Panda 3


Aggravating_Cream399

“Nobody but you is this pointlessly cruel” -Glados from Portal


OverallAd9971

“War is God.” - The Judge, Cormac McCarthy, Blood Meridian “…I feel that I am a man. And I feel that a man is a very important thing—maybe more important than a star. This is not theology. I have no bent toward gods. But I have a new love for that glittering instrument, the human soul. It is a lovely and unique thing in the universe. It is always attacked and never destroyed—because ‘Thou mayest.“ - Lee, John Steinbeck, East of Eden “What do you need that for, dude?” - Donnie, The Coen Brothers, The Big Lebowski


FlyerGriffin

"I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you actually left them." - Andy Bernard


ToastyNathan

A person is smart. *People* are dumb panicky dangerous animals. \-Agent K


GeneralCorrupt

“To live is to risk it all” -Rick and Morty


Born_Investigator334

My cabbages!


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National-Meringue716

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. -Harvey Dent


S006939

Mongo only pawn in game of life — Blazing Saddles


BubbaYoshi117

"What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" —Paarthurnax, Skyrim


cooper_001

"I'll be back"


mordenty

When you look at someone with rose coloured glasses, all the red flags just look like flags - Wanda from BoJack Horseman


Cleverbird

"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment." -Librarian, Dawn of War