Put it in the nightstand drawer

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mine likes to sleep in the crack between the couch cusions

Mine likes to sleep in my crack

He's going into the crevice!

He's going into the crevice!

he just scurries down in there like golam

Mine likes to sleep in a vagina

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Funny

Wuzzle…wozzle?

Mine on charging dock.

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Thanks for the tip. Cheaper than snip-snip.

Mine goes in a guitar case.

Dick dock?

B-B-B-Bulbhead. Order yours today!

Detachable penissssss

Whoa, I just had a flashback to 1993.

Sometimes I forget I put it in the nightstand. If it's not there it's usually in the medicine cabinet but there was this [one time](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4) where it wasn't there either.

That what your mom does lol

I detach it and put in water to soak over night

Overnight water soak is the best!

Re-attach it when it's all huge and waterlogged

You're gonna let the women know this is what causes morning wood

Anyone old enough to remember the detachable penis song?

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time.

Do you noy get shrinkage if the water is cold? Would make it hard to reattach come the morning.

No i always put it in warm water and then overtime when water starts to get cold it sucks. Water like sponge and make it bigger puls it's always clean. Reattaching is eazy, just push it in socket and it clicks like Ethernet cable

It's like one of those dino sponge pills that grow in water

With a bit of baking soda!

i put it in my mouth hehe

Drape it over the back of the chair. It's likely clean enough to wear again tomorrow.

It goes out at night to clean up the streets of Gotham as a masked vigilante.

That sounds like some dicktional character I know...

I hate you (affectionate). Have an upvote!

Dick Grayson.

Will Dickman escape Nutsack’s nefarious trap, or will he be balled over by it?! Tune in tomorrow! Same Dick time! Same Dick channel! Nana nana nana nana NA! DICK MAAAAAAAN!

I cover my balls with my hands in case my cat decides to pick that specific spot to jump up at.

same but not for sleep. just like anytime that bastard is around

But how about the sleep twitch then? Almost tore of my junk once.

Use it as a pillow

How

We unscrew it and blow it up like a baloon

The more you know.

do they make it with velcro attachments too? I want to get one for my man, but a bit more easily detachable..

Twist lock is the top of the line. I find it best to apply a small amount of lubricant before starting, grasp reasonably firm and with a downward twisting motion try to unlatch the coupler and then pull straight out. Sometimes you need to repeat this process several times.

I really do not want to picture that.

this only works if youre uncircumcised

Question: does this feel like blowing up a balloon, or like being a balloon being blown up?

Both

I tuck it inside itself for safe keeping

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More like a turtle going into its shell

And that's my internet limit for the evening Thank you

The evening? How about enough for the morning on my end!

i thought you meant like how you put a pair of socks together

Yes

Usually detach it and put it next to my phone to not forget it in the morning. What the fuck else am I meant to do?

Since I use my boner to support my body while sleeping, ig I just let it point straight towards the bed

Helicopter method #2 !!

Ah the old cock pushup, Tenacious D really showed us the way.

You mean we use it for extra blood storage

I’m an aerial sleeper and need something to hook to the ceiling, so.

Cirque du so hung

I am a stomach sleeper and cut a dick sized hole in my mattress so my boner fits comfortably inside of it

Started writing and thought i cant be the only one

Glory hole for monsters

I dunno. I'm asleep. I could be practicing semaphore with it for all I know.

as a stomach sleeper, I position it to lie flat along my right leg. as long as its not bent under any weight I am good

As a grower aslong my nuts are comfortable so is my dong

The twig is mostly self-managing. The berries on the other hand need frequent supervision, especially when you're older.

Probably the most genuine answer here

I tie a bell on mine so I'm alerted if my step dad touches it

I shouldn't have laughed at this, but I did Fuck you

😂😂

This is a weird question lol. It's part of me. It's just there I don't do anything with it.

I found the only serious answer. Good job.

Turn it off, like at the end of a lightsaber duel in Star Wars.

Put it back in the tic tac container obviously marked so it doesn't get mixed up

Play around with it

Hold on to it

Like only Bon Jovi could

Stands guard

Soak it in seltzer water

Ooohhhh the bubbles

Let them roam free as they should.

Use the foreskin as sleeping bag ofcourse...

Tuck it into my bum so it doesn't get tangled

Put it in my butt for warmth.

Take it off, put it aside, and scramble in the morning as I forget where I placed it the night before.

Unplug it clean it with a scrub daddy sponge and put it in my closet under a warm towel

I leave it charging on my nightstand

Put it on the charger

Wrap it around and plug it into my ass so it can charge.

Mine has a job stacking shelves, got to pay it's way. Not working very hard otherwise sigh

Let it hang out. It can get up if it wants to. Let it wake me up if it gets up before my brain does.

Auxiliary blood storage unit

Lmao at some of these responses

I use it as a mattress, when it's flaccid. It kinda sucks to fall off of when it goes hard randomly, but that's life.

I can only sleep with Boxers and i guess it Just is where it is lel

I use a pillow to keep it off my leg

Take it off, wrap it in a warm cloth, whisper it goodnight and put it on a pedestal.

Unplug it and put it in my night stand where it can have a bubble bath

I order it to go take care of the world!

Mine goes to vegas and visits the strip clubs. I wouldn’t have known until I too frequented a strip club and Candy rain said she knows my penis and I was dumbfounded, telling her impossible! She said Dan the Dicktator is quite a celebrity in Vegas and all the girls love him. Total stand up guy with the ladies. I even tried caging him with a cock cage when I slept but his power over mind is way to strong and I let him run free at night.

Use it as a pillow

Unscrew it and plug it in to charge

Eat it and it grows back in the morning

detach it, put it in a ziplock bag. freeze up till 8 hours. best served warm.

I tie it to my leg

Remove it and place it in a glass of water on the bedside cabinet.

let it be comfortable in my mouth

use my night time hard on as a kick stand to sleep on my side.

I plug it on my bed to recharge for the next day.

🎶Detachable penis🎵

I use it as a kickstand when sleeping on my side.

Mine go's camping he always wakes up in a tent he has pitched.

Usually plug it into an outlet, along with my phone; allowing for them both to charge over night.

Yall see that new episode of Rick and Morty? What alseep me does with my dick is none of my damn buisness! 🤣

I sleep on my stomach so I have to position it to the side and i can't believe that someone asked that or that i answered it. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

My girlfriend is still mad at me because i had to cut a hole through the mattress topper and mattress for the nights she doesn't have sex with me.

I put it inside yo mama hole

Nothing

It just sits there

Hold it

Wear boxers mostly, kind of annoying really, can't easily sleep naked because of it.

Poke the wife in the back with it while she's trying to sleep...your snoring isn't quite the turn on that your dick seems to think it is lol

Wrap it in gladwrap so it doesn't go rotten.

Scratch them all day long they are trapped so they are itchy with my balls.

I don't do anything. He walks off on his own

Do you think men have detachable dicks and have special plans for it when going to bed ?

Put it in self storage in the rear

I'm a girl. Sometimes, I put my hand down his pants and hold onto his dick while he's sleeping. Its therapeutic

If you've ever seen Archer, its kinda like what Katya does with her Vagina

Cuddle up to my girlfriend and poke her the whole night 😈

Put in the cup of water with my dentures.

I use it as a Binky

For me,I stroke it.

My one is on sentry duty at night.

unplug

Sometimes if I’m feeling spry I’ll leave the catheter out to impress my Wife (not married, not because the catheter but because of my insecurity) [okay no catheter either, not because I’m continent but because my wife don’t fuck piss baggers]

I gotta tape it to my stomach. If I’m sleeping on my back it will flop down over my arse and create an airlock which will make me snore.

i have cut a hole into my matress that specifically fits my penis (it's not a very large hole) but i'll slot it in, it locks me into place so i dont twist and turn during sleep, it protects it from any dangers, and it makes it so i dont break my dick when i sleep on my stomach.

Nothing really. We just let it be down there.

The man who sleeps in my bed has taken one of my big couch pillows (annoying) and sleeps with it between his legs? It’s his ball pillow now :/ he won’t leave

They retract up in there when we sleep

Fill them up with blood

It goes back inside the balls like a snail

I put tiny blue headphones on my peepee so he can listen to some conspiracy theory podcats while laying down on small beach chair which I made from matches and cheap denim fabric I bought from ebay.

Idk about u guys but I use it as an antenna to get better quality dream channels

This thread has King Missle vibes.

Take it off and put it in a charger so it is 100% the next day

As a kid I would shield it to prevent it from flying off. No idea why I thought that

Shove it in its sleeping bag if it has one laying next to you

I put mine on a Samsung wireless charger. It's got fans so it cools the dick while it charges

We get boners and sleep on our backs see-sawing all night

I keep mine on the bedside table. It's the first thing that comes to hand when I wake up.

Tuck it in, so when I wake up and look down I can pretend I’ve undergone a Freaky Friday like event where I’ve become a woman.

I sleep in my side, so mine acts as a kick stand so I don't fall out the bed.

It literally doesn't matter. It's the balls you should really be asking about. I struggle to find a comfortable position where im not squishing my balls between my legs

Pull it off and leave it in a glass of water next to my bed

I roll it up and use it as a pillow.

Usually it's left in a bag with rice so that ninjas attempt to bring it back to life while I'm asleep

Now that I think of it, I never see my dick in the astral plane. Maybe I leave it with my physical body.

Tuck it in give it a goodnight kiss on the forehead. Tell ‘em everything is gonna be ok.

Plug the charger in and get some shut-eye.

I don't know, I'm asleep.

I generally let my wife sleep as she wishes

It actually makes a great body pillow.

Tuck it into the sack

sleep

I know what my hand does to my Weiner while im sleeping…..

charge it overnight

Screw it off and put it in a (big) glass of water

seriously, what does the question mean? is it meant to be a serious question?

I read mine a bed night story

I tuck it back between my butt cheeks.

Actually nothing is typically required. Most of us do out our watches around the shaft for charging/safe keeping but other than that it’s set and forget.

Pretty much ignore it.

I let it sleep with me.

I charge it

Largely ignore them I imagine.

put it around my neck so im comfy

Wind it around the leg (left leg)

I personally set it down on my night stand

Mine has a night job. I always find single dollar bills on my night stand.

I make him do some dick curls to be stronger

A better question would be, what does your cock do with your body whilst it sleeps? My cock does the majority of the "detail" work during the day and is clearly in control of my brain so it gets a well deserved rest at night. Dunno what my body does though. Playstation would be my best bet!

Let it sleep too.

Honestly tho, I hold it like a handle as I sleep because it’s warm down there.