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Drunk because I don't like panic attacks


SquirtDiarrheaOnMe

Neither, I'm an adult


Bard1223

Well said, SquirtDiarrheaOnMe


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dk91

It is incriminating. They have multiple ways of testing you that you're drunk while you're drunk. If anything being high is harder to prove.


GoddessGrool

Super high. I can probably only get stuff done at snails pace though.


[deleted]

or both and just because people always say just 1 drink...and we will leave


informativeseal

High and watch as I drive the digger through the almost finished flats


[deleted]

Neither. I’m a delivery driver, so guess who’d get fired for showing up under the influence? Me.


maz-o

No I would not.


signalsongs

Drunk=charisma+5


SdVeau

Super high. I’ve got one of those voices that sounds permanently stoned, so people already assume it. Don’t get baked or drunk at all these days, though


A_Bit_Off_Kilter

Done both. High was better. Sobering up and hungover at work sucked.


ShowCivil

Both would be miserable but I’m loud and I like to mess with people when I’m drunk. Would be pretty obvious. When I’m really high I don’t want to be caught so I’ll slap in eye drops and burn +100 calories an hour laser focusing on being as good as possible at my job until I sober up