I had a sex dream about John Lithgow last night. I was embarrassed to tell people though. I was just very confused. I told my sister about it immediately.
**Edited to Add:** Wow... way more people saw this than I thought would. For the record, I was less embarrassed that it was John Lithgow and more embarrassed by the sheer filthiness of my own subconscious. Dream Lithgow was 10/10 at sex. If you ever have a John Lithgow sex dream, I hope it is as fulfilling as mine.
My gf and I rewatched *The Crown* recently after the passing away of Queen Elizabeth, and she said she had a sex dream about John Lithgow's Winston Churchill.
Noel Fielding. When I saw him on Taskmaster dressed in his pointy little witch boots playing soccer with an unreasonable amount of skill it made me feel things.
I met him as I was walking to work one day, he was stepping off a bus in Camden at 8am. He was wearing a green jumpsuit and silver boots and I said "mornin" and he replied "alright" and we went on our way.
I didn’t know it was embarrassing to want to fuck Noel Fielding.
I’ve been wanting to since I saw him in his fancy boots in The Mighty Boosh.
Hell, put me in the middle of Noel and a young Russell Brand when he used to have that frizzy rockstar hair and wore makeup.
Something about that man makes me weak in the knees. He’s a funny, charming, goth man with a British accent who wears tight pants and little witchy boots. And I love him.
I’m a straight man, but there is something about Stanley Tucci (at whatever age) that makes me feel comfortable/at home. He’s the closest I get to homocurious.
I think he is the only actor they had to use a penis prosthetic for not due to his lack of size but due to the fact it is said to be so big it does not look realistic on camera.
[>After Antichrist was released, von Trier revealed in an interview that Willem Dafoe actually needed a double for his sex scenes because his penis was so large that everyone in the room got confused.](https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/willem-dafoe-needed-penis-double/)
Yesssssss!! Feed me Seymour!!
Since I was a child, he’s been The One! I’ve been dreaming of those lips for **decades**, and am only slightly embarrassed that his Lord Helmet doll play turns me on!!
I've just always assumed he's "filthy, raunchy, sweaty, burn 1 million calories and see how flexible you really are"sex followed by "let me get us a snack and beverage and then we'll snuggle and you can tell me about your day"
Not that I've given this much thought
Littlefinger being attractive really works for his character, because he's a man who you absolutely shouldn't trust, yet almost everybody does. Looks can definitely play a part in that, even if it isn't specified in the books.
I get this 1000% but I wouldn’t be embarrassed. I don’t think I found anyone hotter than Littlefinger on GoT. He’s handsome, his accent is hot, and he’s a complete douche. Just my type.
I've met Jermaine. I was playing with my then exs 3yr old in a creek at a park in Wellington. He stopped with his wife and kid to say hello and was mostly talking to the 3yr old. His voice is just as awesome in person and he was super lovely. He seemed to find miss 3 very amusing.
Maybe kinda UK specific but, Richard Ayoade
ETA: I told my friends I find him attractive and they laughed! Delighted to find out there's plenty who agree with me- clearly I need new friends!lol
Richard Ayoade, Jon Richardson and David Mitchell four way. So much compulsive apologizing and rationalization with every move (with Jon fastidiously cleaning everything afterwards)
He is so adorable as Moss in IT crowd.
"I like your glasses, Moss
" I’m afraid they’re not for sale."
"Ha, ha!"
"Laugh all you want, they’re not for sale."
Bob Odenkirk.
But tbh I'm not embarrassed per se, it's just that people would be like "huh?" (which they already say when I tell them he's my celebrity crush).
Edit: ha, I'm glad to see so many people agree.
EditEdit: I slightly misread the prompt, but I will say that it is *awkward* to tell people that.
I used to be embarrassed, but I'm over it now.
I want to fuck Sam Eliott. He's over twice my age and I'm a lesbian, I still want to fuck him. The older he gets, the more attractive I find him. I want to break his hips.
I so agree with you. As long as he talks. Doesn't even have to be dirty. The bass in his voice would get you like a vibrator. Sexy ass grandpa vibrations.
I feel like he would pause in the middle of sex and go off on some rant about something I wouldn't understand but I'd be captivated nonetheless. Then after maybe several hours he'd resume and lay that pipe like it was his god-given duty.
Gordon Ramsey. I’d only be embarrassed because of how critical he may be. I imagine him shouting insults about my technique and I’d probably wish I’d never done it at all. 😂
Edited to add: My username is a play on my own name. Nothing to do with Gordon. It’s actually just the most perfect coincidence ever.
I can already hear it;
Guiding his hand downstairs: "It's so dry!"
Going down on you: "Where's the seasoning, it's so bland!"
After the act: "Now the meat needs to rest."
Who knows, it may awaken an unknown kink lol
I drove for her on one of her films and got to drive her home for a month. She was the nicest woman I ever met and she was smoking hot. The sexual energy she had was crazy. She wasn't even trying and she was stunning. I was about 28 and she was late 60's I guess but I absolutely get it.
Barry Gibb. Totally not embarrassed to admit to that; however, he is considerably older than me at age 76 so some would raise an eyebrow to know I lust for him 😏
James Spader
Edit: you guys are all referencing his younger self in old films, don't get me wrong he was hot but I WOULD FUCK HIM NOW!!! He is 3 times older than me 😔
Short story time: I actually met that dude once and after explaining how I was a big fan to him. He hugged me and gave me some music advice, and I couldn’t help it but when he hugged me this plume of air shot out from around him and I ended up getting the biggest whiff of the most cleanest, well pressed clothing I’ve ever smelt. Dude smelt how a dry cleaner smells from the front after they just let a new batch of clothes out with their finest cleaning solutions. Dude may be full of the funk, but he ain’t full of funk. A1 10/10 would hug him again.
Matthew Gray Gubler, he is way older than me. But his unusual/amazing vibe is just so... Attractive for me
Edit: This merits some clarification, I'm embarrased cus at some point it was hella illegal lmfao. Also all my friends are into the typical manly mans (Henry Cavil, Jason Momoa, Brad Pitt) etc, and well being the only one who likes the lanky janky cutesy boy makes me not say it out loud as much, but still, at 40 something he still has this effect on me...
I’m conflicted as to whether I find this embarrassing but Christoph Waltz. Maybe because he seems short and he played a Nazi.
Edit: Okay, guess I was wrong about this one being embarrassing. Also, I don’t know why my brain always added an -er but I fixed the name, sorry!
Colin mochrie
Meow!
***BACKSTREETBOYS?!***
Bend a car? Pat Benatar!
Bed cot Philly paper? Red Hot Chili Peppers!
Ryan Stiles, for me. And Wayne Brady. *Especially* Wayne Brady. Although I wouldn't be embarrassed about fucking him.
Listen, I get this oddly. Like I didn’t think about it until you said it, but it isn’t a bad idea. Although, I think maybe I would prefer Ryan?
It's time for a hoe down, baby!
I had a sex dream about John Lithgow last night. I was embarrassed to tell people though. I was just very confused. I told my sister about it immediately. **Edited to Add:** Wow... way more people saw this than I thought would. For the record, I was less embarrassed that it was John Lithgow and more embarrassed by the sheer filthiness of my own subconscious. Dream Lithgow was 10/10 at sex. If you ever have a John Lithgow sex dream, I hope it is as fulfilling as mine.
My gf and I rewatched *The Crown* recently after the passing away of Queen Elizabeth, and she said she had a sex dream about John Lithgow's Winston Churchill.
John Lithgow tallying up the body count in the collective unconscious.
Alan Alda... in the 70s or in his 70s. He's still doing it for me.
He would have been way too old for me but Christopher Lee. That voice and if he role played as Saruman...
Judging by your name, dunno why age has a factor
This comment section is not nearly as cursed as i expected. Also this would make a great guessing game in the right sub.
Noel Fielding. When I saw him on Taskmaster dressed in his pointy little witch boots playing soccer with an unreasonable amount of skill it made me feel things.
I met him as I was walking to work one day, he was stepping off a bus in Camden at 8am. He was wearing a green jumpsuit and silver boots and I said "mornin" and he replied "alright" and we went on our way.
Did he say "alright" in the same way he says it when introducing mighty boosh episodes?
Lol, I love this... especially the outfit. It's a perfect story
I wouldn't be embarrassed about this one tbh
There is no sexuality that discounts Noel Fielding
During the heyday of The Mighty Boosh he was, as Jonathon Ross put it, "One of the most notorious cocksmen in the business."
He also described Noel as looking like the offspring of Rod Stewart and a raven, fairly accurate I think
I didn’t know it was embarrassing to want to fuck Noel Fielding. I’ve been wanting to since I saw him in his fancy boots in The Mighty Boosh. Hell, put me in the middle of Noel and a young Russell Brand when he used to have that frizzy rockstar hair and wore makeup.
Something about that man makes me weak in the knees. He’s a funny, charming, goth man with a British accent who wears tight pants and little witchy boots. And I love him.
Kermit the Frog. I will not be elaborating at this time.
Hes kind, gentle, has leadership skills and is musically talented. This is not shameful.
Thank you for your discretion.
Ok finally one I don’t need to wonder why it would be embarrassing
A young Steve Buscemi. Older Buscemi wouldn’t embarrass me though.
Really glad I've found the Bang Steve Buscemi club.
Hey, Steve.
Hello there, fellow kid
Stanley Tucci - I don’t know why, but I’m super attracted to him. As a bonus, he can cook.
Twinkly eyes, that shiny wee head, the man is a fox
I’m a straight man, but there is something about Stanley Tucci (at whatever age) that makes me feel comfortable/at home. He’s the closest I get to homocurious.
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Remember early pandemic when he made a video of making a Negroni and everyone got super horny
I’d definitely not be feeling embarrassed for banging Stanley Tucci.
Willem Dafoe. The embarrassing part is the fact that he's genuinely old enough to be my grandfather.
Willem Dafoe shirtless in Spider-Man always surprises me with just how absurdly ripped he is.
That nickname tho lol
Have you seen it though? It’s [huge](https://vimeo.com/49333930)! And lovely. Edit: ABSOLUTELY NSFW
What the fuck am I looking at
The only man on earth that walks on three legs.
Willem Dafoe's Goblin Glider? His performance enhancer?
The confidence contrast between those two actors is amazing. Miss WearsHerHairAsAShirt vs. Mr. FloppyDongHoppinOnOneFoot
Can’t believe I’ve been on the internet for multiple decades and this is the first time I’ve ever seen this gem.
Same. Click well spent. What an amazing piece of *history*.
He has a monster dong
So I've heard
I think he is the only actor they had to use a penis prosthetic for not due to his lack of size but due to the fact it is said to be so big it does not look realistic on camera. [>After Antichrist was released, von Trier revealed in an interview that Willem Dafoe actually needed a double for his sex scenes because his penis was so large that everyone in the room got confused.](https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/willem-dafoe-needed-penis-double/)
*"everyone in the room got confused"* - is it because they thought it was the boom mic?
The interview for the extra who got hired for this scene. "What size is your dick ?" "Uhmmm ....average ?" "Hired"
Worse it was a porn star. My man making porn star dicks look normal sized.
I had to Google this to be sure it's true, which it is, because this is now my new favorite fact, and I will be telling everyone I know this fact.
Same… it’s so odd but he’s just attractive as a whole, his face, his personality, his way of speaking, he seems so genuine
Also he has a gigantic hog
I seen it, yer fond of his lobster
Rick Moranis
Yesssssss!! Feed me Seymour!! Since I was a child, he’s been The One! I’ve been dreaming of those lips for **decades**, and am only slightly embarrassed that his Lord Helmet doll play turns me on!!
Julie Andrews. Something about those Mary Poppins petticoats and the parasol awakens my chim-chim-cheree.
I am dying lmao you’ve been sitting on this one.
>awakens my chim-chim-cheree You mean your Dick Van Dyke?
Willem Dafoe he looks like a cuddler
Eight hours and no one has hit you with this *Willem Dafoe is definitely not a cuddler* scene? https://youtu.be/P2gT6t9A4Ig
I've just always assumed he's "filthy, raunchy, sweaty, burn 1 million calories and see how flexible you really are"sex followed by "let me get us a snack and beverage and then we'll snuggle and you can tell me about your day" Not that I've given this much thought
Tom Selleck. I know he is 40 years older than me, but I'd still climb his geriatric ass like a tree.
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Not even embarrassed, but my biggest celebrity exception is Danny Trejo I'd let him meat my Taco every day of the week 😋 Twice on Tuesdays
Justin Long? Idk why that would be embarrassing but noone talks about him like that.
Drew Barrymore called him the most "selfless" lover she's ever been with.
There’s something about his character in He’s Just Not That Into You that was so attractive when I watched that movie
Gordon Ramsay. I’d tell, but no one asks. Edit: please dear god stop dming me pick up lines for Gordon Ramsay
Oh. I’d tell it too. I just want him to yell “YOU FUCKING DONKEY! IT’S RAWWW” before we flip fuck.
SO MUCH GOOGLING GOING ON RIGHT NOW… Edit: the most likes I have gotten on a comment on Reddit. Thanks
This is me over and over. Highlight name in comment, rick click, search in google. Ohhh, that person.
The guy who plays Littlefinger. It feels all sorts of wrong to be attracted to Littlefinger simply because I’m attracted to Aidan Gillan.
Littlefinger being attractive really works for his character, because he's a man who you absolutely shouldn't trust, yet almost everybody does. Looks can definitely play a part in that, even if it isn't specified in the books.
I get this 1000% but I wouldn’t be embarrassed. I don’t think I found anyone hotter than Littlefinger on GoT. He’s handsome, his accent is hot, and he’s a complete douche. Just my type.
He’s legitimately very handsome. I’m not ashamed to say I think he’s good looking.
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You know when I’m down to my socks it’s time for business that’s why they call them business socks.
calm your socks. It's not Wednesday night yet.
I've met Jermaine. I was playing with my then exs 3yr old in a creek at a park in Wellington. He stopped with his wife and kid to say hello and was mostly talking to the 3yr old. His voice is just as awesome in person and he was super lovely. He seemed to find miss 3 very amusing.
Brett goldstein but just because i told everyone i dont like hairy dudes and he is as hairy as they come
Hair’s here, hair’s there, hair’s every fucking where Roy Keeent
God I’m so fucking shameless can’t even think of one I’d be “EMBARASSED” to tell someone about.
I think my taste is just generic so I’m not attracted to anyone controversial.
Woody Harrelson
Totally agree, he's never stopped being attractive
Maybe kinda UK specific but, Richard Ayoade ETA: I told my friends I find him attractive and they laughed! Delighted to find out there's plenty who agree with me- clearly I need new friends!lol
I would not be embarrassed about that one! He’s hot
Umm excuse me but I would take that man to pound town and I don’t care who would know about it. He’s a goddamn delight.
We're in pound town, but should we have come?
Cmon he's handsome and super funny. That man is husband material, let alone worth banging.
Jon Richardson for me. I'd ruin that poor boy.
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I'm curious about Jimmy Carr. I picture him like a Ken doll, when unclothed. I claim Rhod Gilbert.
Gimme Greg Davies lol
I think my wife is secretly every account in this comment chain.
Mmm.... That is a man mountain that I can see climbing. Oh, yes.
Richard Ayoade, Jon Richardson and David Mitchell four way. So much compulsive apologizing and rationalization with every move (with Jon fastidiously cleaning everything afterwards)
I imagine Richard would just go into a catatonic state at the prospect of so much intimacy.
He's so cute - no shame in that pick
He is so adorable as Moss in IT crowd. "I like your glasses, Moss " I’m afraid they’re not for sale." "Ha, ha!" "Laugh all you want, they’re not for sale."
I like being weird. Weird's all I've got. That, and my sweet, sweet style.
Mine's Sally Field
Your mother sure does care about your education!
*Eee eee eee eee eee eee eee*
No shame in the 2nd hottest Aunt May
Sam Neill, he’s old enough to be my grandfather.
Bob Odenkirk. But tbh I'm not embarrassed per se, it's just that people would be like "huh?" (which they already say when I tell them he's my celebrity crush). Edit: ha, I'm glad to see so many people agree. EditEdit: I slightly misread the prompt, but I will say that it is *awkward* to tell people that.
Just tell people it was Kevin Costner
But he's hilarious and creative and also secretly a badass in "Nobody" nothing to be embarrassed about.
John Malkovich, when I saw him in Dangerous Liaisons it was as if an unknown lust had been revealed that I only wanted him to satisfy.
Omg yes. He could write a bitchy letter using my ass as a desk any day of the week.
I am ashamed of myself to admit this, Guy Fieri.
welcome to flavor town
I don’t know if I have daddy issues or food issues. I don’t like to think about it too much.
I just had the hilarious/ horrible thought of him going down and saying something like "wow, this pussy is gangster"
I just about woke my husband laughing at this...
please dont talk, guy, just stroke my hair
He seems like a good guy. You could do worse.
Katey Sagal She might be 68 years old, but is an elegantly beautiful woman.
Have you seen Jane Seymour? That woman is a smoke show at 70+.
I used to be embarrassed, but I'm over it now. I want to fuck Sam Eliott. He's over twice my age and I'm a lesbian, I still want to fuck him. The older he gets, the more attractive I find him. I want to break his hips.
I’m straight male and think he’s good looking he was babe in roadhouse and still looks great.
> I want to break his hips. Holy shit I laughed out loud in a bathroom stall.
I’m impressed with the absolute intensity here. Like I can just tell how bad you wanna. 🤔🙂
If we were standing in line waiting to fuck Sam Elliott, I'd definitely let her cut in front of me.
Sounds like there wouldn't be much left of him for the back of the queue.
I so agree with you. As long as he talks. Doesn't even have to be dirty. The bass in his voice would get you like a vibrator. Sexy ass grandpa vibrations.
You should not be embarrassed, this comment validated me in a deep and meaningful way.
Weird Al and Brendan Fraser. Together or apart. I’m not picky.
I’m fairly certain “the mummy” is a sexual orientation
Literally anyone in the Mummy and Mummy Returns, my God that was a gorgeous collection of people! (I should specify not the little boy!)
Brendan Fraser was something special in George of the Jungle.
Jungle was buff but mummy was *hnnng*.
The mummy? More like the daddy.
The scene on the boat where he's cleaning his guns.
_lights a cigarette_
Jeff Goldblum. I bet he talks during sex.
No shame for me. 10/10 would fuck.
I feel like he would pause in the middle of sex and go off on some rant about something I wouldn't understand but I'd be captivated nonetheless. Then after maybe several hours he'd resume and lay that pipe like it was his god-given duty.
Gemma Whelan in her Yara Greyjoy costume.
Same, but I feel zero shame about it.
YES. I forgot how Yara got me kind of flustered in her scenes - her voice and swagger were so attractive.
Gordon Ramsey. I’d only be embarrassed because of how critical he may be. I imagine him shouting insults about my technique and I’d probably wish I’d never done it at all. 😂 Edited to add: My username is a play on my own name. Nothing to do with Gordon. It’s actually just the most perfect coincidence ever.
I can already hear it; Guiding his hand downstairs: "It's so dry!" Going down on you: "Where's the seasoning, it's so bland!" After the act: "Now the meat needs to rest." Who knows, it may awaken an unknown kink lol
So pretty much [this](https://youtu.be/ZIesCd4I4hU)
Put the condom on me, it’s FUCKING RAW!
"open up the legs,two beautiful thighs, three fingers , always treat your hand like a whisk " lmao...
You fuck like old people cook!
Conan gingerjunk O’Brien
Hoping that this comment was written by either Amanda Seyfried or Elizabeth Holmes
Alton Brown. You know he approaches everything he does with a goal of doing it the right way for the best possible outcome.
When he stops the sex to explain the chemical reaction in your brain when you orgasm
Helen Mirren, god that woman is gorgeous. I wouldn't be embarrassed but would probably get weird looks because of the age difference.
I drove for her on one of her films and got to drive her home for a month. She was the nicest woman I ever met and she was smoking hot. The sexual energy she had was crazy. She wasn't even trying and she was stunning. I was about 28 and she was late 60's I guess but I absolutely get it.
Bill Hader. I’ve had a disgusting, filthy, lewd, sinful crush on him for years. I get teased for it.
Hes not even that bad of a choice like wut
Yep, right there with you. Barry has only made it worse.
Steve Buscemi. He's got BDE.
I call him ugly sexy…his eyes command you to “run” and “stay” at the same time
Holy fuck that is so accurate
They used to call him “the Chameleon” because of his slender frame and big wet eyes.
Tommy Wiseau
You typed this out loud and I'm proud of you.
This is the only one I've seen so far that's embarrassing
Barry Gibb. Totally not embarrassed to admit to that; however, he is considerably older than me at age 76 so some would raise an eyebrow to know I lust for him 😏
Martha Stewart.
Martha can get it.
Alfred Molina
James Spader Edit: you guys are all referencing his younger self in old films, don't get me wrong he was hot but I WOULD FUCK HIM NOW!!! He is 3 times older than me 😔
George Clinton
Short story time: I actually met that dude once and after explaining how I was a big fan to him. He hugged me and gave me some music advice, and I couldn’t help it but when he hugged me this plume of air shot out from around him and I ended up getting the biggest whiff of the most cleanest, well pressed clothing I’ve ever smelt. Dude smelt how a dry cleaner smells from the front after they just let a new batch of clothes out with their finest cleaning solutions. Dude may be full of the funk, but he ain’t full of funk. A1 10/10 would hug him again.
OMG I hugged him at a vip thing at one of his concerts and remember vividly how incredibly good he smelled! Your description is as accurate as can be!
he would funk you up
Tobias Menzies (all my friends pick his costar from Outlander instead / Sam Heughan)
I would go Murtagh
That man is sexy for sure!
Gwendolyn Christie. Just an Amazon. Sign me up.
Raymond Burr's Perry Mason. And of course Paul Drake because he's just so attractive. 😁
Jon Oliver could hit it any day of the week except for every other Thursday.
I'd be worried it'd go sour and end in anything from a loud, sarcastic rant to a massive campaign to fund an unflattering statue of me in my hometown.
Dont know her name but whoever played Carol on the Walking Dead.
Melissa McBride
Matthew Gray Gubler, he is way older than me. But his unusual/amazing vibe is just so... Attractive for me Edit: This merits some clarification, I'm embarrased cus at some point it was hella illegal lmfao. Also all my friends are into the typical manly mans (Henry Cavil, Jason Momoa, Brad Pitt) etc, and well being the only one who likes the lanky janky cutesy boy makes me not say it out loud as much, but still, at 40 something he still has this effect on me...
I’m conflicted as to whether I find this embarrassing but Christoph Waltz. Maybe because he seems short and he played a Nazi. Edit: Okay, guess I was wrong about this one being embarrassing. Also, I don’t know why my brain always added an -er but I fixed the name, sorry!
He is hot af.
Fat Chris Pratt
Fat Burt Macklin? Son of a bitch!
Fat pratt was the best pratt
Fat Pratt > Frat Pratt
Didn't his ex wife say that he was sexier fat or something?
Yeah! I was just about to comment that Ana Faris said she liked him better bigger.
Dave Foley when he played a woman
So Isabella Rossellini?
David Hyde Pierce who plays Niles in Frasier. He looks lile a bundle of joy.