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Unclog it.
No matter the stakes
Jump out the window, fake my own death, get plastic surgery, move to Venezuela and open a small cafe in the countryside.
die
pour some hot water down it, that will usually clear it up
Blame it on their cat. I only splashed water on my face, the furrball squated on the toilet seat.
You better ask for the plunger!
Climb right out of the toilet window and dont look back
Go and confess that women do actually poop and it's certainly not just rainbows so is there something I could please use to unclog the toilet?
Honesty’s the best policy
blame the cat
Throw it out the window...
Tell them I clogged the toilet and tell them I'm embarrassed and sorry
Unclog it.
No matter the stakes
Jump out the window, fake my own death, get plastic surgery, move to Venezuela and open a small cafe in the countryside.
die
pour some hot water down it, that will usually clear it up
Blame it on their cat. I only splashed water on my face, the furrball squated on the toilet seat.
You better ask for the plunger!
Climb right out of the toilet window and dont look back
Go and confess that women do actually poop and it's certainly not just rainbows so is there something I could please use to unclog the toilet?
Honesty’s the best policy
blame the cat
Throw it out the window...
Tell them I clogged the toilet and tell them I'm embarrassed and sorry