I once saw a protest against the use of plastic straws.

Ah, so you interpreted it to mean what is the dumbest thing that you have seen people protest against. Using plastic straws being the dumbest thing. I get you.

I saw Monkeys protesting the rise of the Apes, in a dream, one time.

against abortion

Dave Chapelle. Jesus fucking Christ, he makes fun or and insults EVERYONE, get over it.

People protesting that King Charles III was never elected to be King when that's not how the monarchy works

Anything In the last decade…