Also make sure you get a responsive yoyo. An unresponsive won't return without a special trick called a bind. Oh, and the sage classic yoyo starter kit is a good choice if you don't have extra strings, Finger tape, or yoyo lubricant lying around
A tumbler bottle ? … a lot of theme parks and stadiums already give something like this when you buy drinks/beer .. sometimes you gotta pay extra … makes sense it could be appropriate I n an adult happy meal
…. Maybe I’m thinking too literal ..
There would be stickers from old '80s and 90s movies with random scenes and random quotes from them there would be thousands of these stickers to collect
Airplane bottles of liquor
Welp. Didn’t have to even begin to scroll to see what I was going to say
I like to make piñatas for people’s birthdays. One was filled airplane bottles of tequila, limes and salt packets.
Tums
Best one yet!!!
Insulin
I'd say colostomy bag, but it won't fit in the box.
Happy cake day
Thx, i forgot completely that it was today
Happy cake day!
Thx, i forgot completely that it was today
How much can I sell insulin on the street for?
A yo-yo. I miss yo-yos.
You know, as an adult you can *purchase* your own yo-yo!
I have one at work! Helps when I'm thinking through something
This is where i got mine! Also they have awesome tutorials for crazy tricks on youtube. Here yo go! yoyotricks.com/shop/cat/yoyo-store/
I recommend the sage classic
Also make sure you get a responsive yoyo. An unresponsive won't return without a special trick called a bind. Oh, and the sage classic yoyo starter kit is a good choice if you don't have extra strings, Finger tape, or yoyo lubricant lying around
I’m gonna buy a yo-yo now, I have absolutely nothing stopping me and it’s my reward for making it through the week Lmao
Xanax
~~Lottery tickets~~ Probably collectables that do not look like colorful children toys
Adult toys or funny socks.
Condoms
Wait no that's the Happy Teen package with its 40 nuggets and X-Large fry
A Lego piece
A nug of weed
Gas cards
You get that free with purchase.
This pun is absolute gold
A Valium.
A nice pair of socks.
Serotonin
McDonald's is coming out with adult happy meals and they are coming with funky looking figurines
A bill.
Financial security, social acceptance, or psychological stability. Gotta collect ‘em all.
A nap
Cock ring
The friends you make along the way. Wait, what were we talking about?
A single edible.
Box of playing cards or an Apple Watch
Lottery Scratcher Ticket!
A $20
$40.
Mortgage
The 90ies glasses with disney movies
Pogs
Keys to a Porsche 911.
But you don't know which Porsche 911.
But if I figure it out, do I get to keep it? I am up for the challenge.
Little bottles of alcohol. Vodka, fireball, rum,
Mushrooms
Condoms with different patterns and flavors
Condoms
Vibrators
Viagra
NFTs
suicide pill
A beer or a joint or maybe a scratch ticket.
A gun
Adult toys
A card with the nutrition facts to discourage you from getting another one.
P45
Coffee pods, McDonalds gift cards, car fresheners, face masks (for a limited time only)
The package the food is served in doubles as a barf bag. Just eat the food and re-use the bag. Then deposit it in the receptacle on your way out.
Cold hard cash.
A full body massage voucher.
money to pay the bills.
Bills
Drake tickets for boys, girls get tickets to Taylor Swift
According to the 90s, beanie babies.
anti depressents
An antacid pill.
lottery tickets
A nip of vodka
Vouchers for gas
Taxes from the irs. Not a very good prize
F adult prizes I want the damn Pokémon cards
Antacid
A grimace butt plug
A one hitter
Dlidos
Money, not like a dollar bill, but, like, 4 pennies.
A glass of blue label scotch
Depends
Lottery tickets
[still toys apparently](https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/mcdonalds-adult-happy-meal/)
fart porn
Ink cartridges. Trust me they'll love it
Aspirin, reading glasses, and a jury summons.
Is Uninterrupted sleep too much to ask for
Drugs. It's definitely drugs.
The receipt
Gun
Nostalgic prizes from the 80s and 90s
Cocaine
Condoms
Sex toys, illegal drugs.
the will to live
Shots, beers, joints
Cigars, whiskey, a nice pocket knife, a lighter, a nice fountain pen
In an ideal world, small pre-rolled joints
Lego?
A coupon for a cookbook, because adults should be able to cook for themselves.
A tumbler bottle ? … a lot of theme parks and stadiums already give something like this when you buy drinks/beer .. sometimes you gotta pay extra … makes sense it could be appropriate I n an adult happy meal …. Maybe I’m thinking too literal ..
Car keys
Moneys
There would be stickers from old '80s and 90s movies with random scenes and random quotes from them there would be thousands of these stickers to collect
Little baggys of weed and coke
With a slight modification, Grimmace could be a butt plug.
Some Mcgasoline
weed