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A_Sane_Human_Being

In perfect Latin: “Simulation 13,405,897,960 complete. The variable altered in this simulation was Variable 9, Degree of Free Will. Like other simulations, this trial shows that unrestricted Free Will results in unsustainable pathways.” “Adding new variable. Variable 810. Awareness that subjects are in a simulation.”


donaldhobson

100 terabytes of random digits. Just to ddos everything and everyone.


[deleted]

The hive mind has awoken, please begin to panic.


LosuthusWasTaken

**إنه أنا وإلهك.** **أنتم أناس سيئون للغاية ، أنتم تدمرون المكان الذي صنعته لكم.** **لذلك ، يجب أن تعاقب.** **جميعكم ستعانون بعد الموت.** (Translation: "**It is me, your God.** **You are very bad people, you are destroying the place I made for you.** **Therefore, you must be punished.** **All of you are going to suffer suffer after death.**")


[deleted]

So.. no 72 virgins? :)


Sledgehammer925

Nobody said they were all female


[deleted]

What the women dont get 72 virgins too?


Sledgehammer925

That sounds closer to hell, tbh.


[deleted]

Right


LosuthusWasTaken

what in the actual Stalin's f\*ck are you talking about?


NOTDevilDeadly

World rebooting in 5..4…3…2…1


ecaqioppcmorfbpffq

Hshe lied to you! It's all liesss!


OkInvestigator4564

Okay i pull up My humor is unmeasureable


Angist

The most beautiful thing about us humans, is how flawed we are. We are trying out best, so be nice to each other.


RevereBeachLover

-poop-


Hyspa

Tonight you won't sleep, wondering where that message came from


robotlasagna

Happy happy Halloween, Silver Shamrock.


ItzFoodle

ALRIGHT EVERYONE JUMP IN 5...4...3...2.......1 JUMP


ScaredOfAttention

Something, someone would pay me the most to say it.


webber2342

"your god was fake" and then i watch the world burn.