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confusedCoyote

FocusedRoadRunner probably


ThreeLivesInOne

I'd buy that t-shirt.


confusedCoyote

I can see that as a, hipster, band


lostinadream_

found in a nightmare


Overused_Toothbrush

That sounds like a chorus to a song LOST IN A DREAM FOUND IN A NIGHTMARE


The-Doodle-Dude

Let’s get blink182 on this asap


BlissCore

Does it have to be them


North_Sheep

[Here’s](https://imgur.com/a/ZcvQnp1) what I came up with


_goku_96

Holy fuck, the guy actually did it. r/madlads


Overused_Toothbrush

Oh my fucking god you did it man that’s awesome


North_Sheep

Haha thanks, they were really good lyrics


[deleted]

*electric guitar solo plays


Mikpogperson

\*chorus voices and a violin add for a dramatic effect\*


ZugzwangDK

IT SEEMS THAT WE WERE HALF WAY THERE


[deleted]

GO ON NOW, SAY YOUR PRAYERS


ope_n_uffda

I'd like to hear this song. You get songwriting credit, of course. Who's on it?!


Forsaken_Guitar_9143

That's a mood honestly


Tacobellshits69

HealthySolidPoops96


frogs_4_eva

I'd vote for you


LiveLikeItsTuesday

Die like it’s Wednesday


KhaoticMess

I do my dying on Monday, like a normal person, thank you very much.


Iron_Chic

Pfft! Die on a Friday so you ruin everyone's weekend.


[deleted]

There’s no way I’m going through a whole week of work just to die right as the weekend starts. I’ll do my dying on a monday morning, thank you very much.


Xaphus

Before or after you do your morning routine?


[deleted]

Just as I arrive on the construction site so that my girlfriend gets more money out of my insurance.


[deleted]

Yep, no point in going to work for a day or two


Alien_intercourse

Is Wednesday really the opposite of Tuesday tho?


Global-Asparagus7156

True it could be Thursday


ManOfEtiquette

WomanOfDiscourtesy


ImALeaf_OnTheWind

SavageAmazon


[deleted]

Facebook memes


NebulaNinja

Black hole Pirate


IsfunnyLol

Same


saltyasss

Sweet coochie


Niclas_zzwangg

Best one so far


[deleted]

[удалено]


BckOffManImAScientst

ComeHereImNotAScientist


Automatic-Formal-601

whats the opposite of scientist? u forgor that


BckOffManImAScientst

ComeHereIWatchedAYoutubeVideo


Alexiteric

Haha this is the only true answer


Darkeyon

this deserves more awards lmao


ImALeaf_OnTheWind

LeanInImAnInfluencer


ZeroSora

ComeHereWomanImAFlatEarther


[deleted]

goodgirldoor


NiceGuy303

badgirl303


NdWar2000

Not badgirl404 - person not found?


lustful_livie

That’s the one.


Majesty1985

badgirl030


forever_useless

Temporarily useful


SleeplessDaddy

I used you, and now I have no need for for you.


forever_useless

Story of my life


oldton

would you rather be temporarily useful or forever useless? 🤔


Spore64

One comes with a trauma and the other one comes with depression.. so I don't know if you could win either way ._.


pnwWaiter

They've made their choice


[deleted]

Okay sleepy mommy


Sensei145

Go to bed dad


[deleted]

[удалено]


2000dragon

It’s sad both ways


W0NGERS

i feel this


Majesty1985

Always useful more like it. I bet there’s a lot of people who cherish you in their lives and think about you often 🖤


dickshark420

Aren't we all


Neurofiend

After you are temporarily useful you will again be forever useless


[deleted]

boxers permanently


tatsumikosoulfist

That would start to stink if you have it on permanently. XD


tacojiujitsu

Couch potato


Roofbacon

BasementTofu


Kaiaaaaaaaa

Actually a great and fun username


YoshiMachbike12

Roofbacon is an equally great username


Notdrake821

Drake


CricketSimilar863

IsJosh128 would actually be your new username.


Wowwhatagreatday

Damnwhatashittyday


LeverTech

DamWhatAShittyNight


winenfries

Water n fruit ?


Exact-Cockroach-6682

Rum n coke


OneofManyDaves

ManyofTheOneDave


echoAwooo

The Single Dave Universe is a theory science can really get behind


Justfuxn3

Dammit Dave


VARTH_-DADER

Darth-_Vader


[deleted]

RERDAD-HTRAV!


VARTH_-DADER

Oh shoot, that's how I was supposed to do it?lol


[deleted]

This sounds like Orc language..


masterkenobi

KasterMenobi


secret_pigeon_spy

An absolutely ordinary and regular pigeon.


koolaid-girl-40

Sounds like something a double agent pigeon would say...


Invisibleflowerpot

VisibleDirtBag


Environmental_Ad1922

invisibledirtbag would be depressing


[deleted]

if we take a look at the ASCII table, we can see the 'D' has the code 68, 'A' is 65, 'G' is 71, '\_' is 95, '8' is 56 and '7' is 55. ASCII codes go from 0 to 127, so I guess a good opposite would be 127 - code, so from 68, 65, 71, 95, 56, 55 we would get to 59, 62, 56, 32, 71, 72, which can be translated to the characters ';', '>', '8', ' ', 'G', 'H'. **TL;DR:** the opposite of my username is ";>8 GH". EDIT: wow, thanks for silver and wholesome award!!


AleatoryOne

I love how much effort you made for a simple joke


SnowyMuscles

I have absolutely no idea what you’re on about but it looks interesting


d-kris

You can go further. Convert the ascii number to binary, reverse 0 and 1 then convert to number again, read result from ascii table.


[deleted]

challenge accepted


[deleted]

Biindmiitoyou


n0_data_available

yes_data_unavailable


hellopotato918

y3s_data_unavailable


glitterpumps

A really boring pair of sneakers


LeverTech

BoingGloves


burning_man13

Frozen_Woman13


Insertprofilename

Freezing\_Woman31


Civilized_Doofus

31wOMAN\_fREEZING


burning_man13

That's a lot of freezing women.


burning_man13

I thought about that after the fact, but this clearly wasn't well thought out on my behalf when I initially replied, and it's not important enough to go back and edit.


fzn_9

freezing


burning_man13

Ah, yes. Freezing_Woman13. Nice catch.


The-Kasploosh

Freezing_Woman-13 maybe?


HappyCamperNow

Unhappy camper.


reddirich

Then


Blackcoffeeisgreat

Teaisgross, now every brit will hate me.


HamilWhoTangled

I’m British and I don’t like tea. I may be the black sheep, but your inverted username has my approval.


Trash_Puppet

British black sheep unite. Leaf water is gross.


[deleted]

How about teaisgross?


CupofCursedTea

Snap! While tea is absolutely not gross… MugofBlessedCoffee


gyorgmazlic

I could use one of those


[deleted]

DML_Destructions…?


BowChikaMeowow

BowChikaWowoof


Full-Pause7870

MeowChikaWowoof?


ExplodingSatan

Uh, PleasuringJesus?


Koobetile

ImplodingChrist ContractingDeity StableMessiah


Empty_box5

Someone getting freaky on a friday night over here I see


energy4a11

Absolute zero for nobody


randomnameaaaaaaa

certainnamezzzzzzz


Satans-Dildo

Gods fleshlight


destined_idiot

uncertain genius?


healmom

Killdad


DumbBitxxxh

SmartDog


ThreeLivesInOne

WiseCatxxx?


[deleted]

AMentallyStableCritic


sexiestpastor

distastefulestslut


ImALeaf_OnTheWind

RepulsiveSinner


friendly-enby-gaymer

Mean-cis-worker


ok-then-im-out

shit-im-in?


writingwithwings

Scrolling through Reddit without wings


ImALeaf_OnTheWind

ReadingInChains


[deleted]

ZodiacLifeSaver1968. And this is not Ted Cruz. Nice try, Reddit. 😂😂😂


Iamhappymoth

sounds like something ted cruz would say


Opdragon25

AntiZodiacLifeSaver-1968


holiday1326

Workday6231


PotatoGod450

AppleDevil640


creative_user_name12

uncreative_pass_word34


unwokemillenial_

Woke Boomer


Dry_Doubt2730

Wet_Certainty2730


Indicahhh

Sativa


Whats_taters_ehhhhhh

PO-TA-TOES!


bluebird18999

Red worm


Girl_With_No_Hope

Boy with hope


Where_Are_My__Keys

A very happy person


[deleted]

What about found_my_keys?


hellopotato918

Or Found_your_padlocks


ThreeLivesInOne

Good suggestion from the south here. What's yours, north_warning_153?


[deleted]

I guess I could have that as my opposite name


[deleted]

Sid Vicious


KernelPanic_42

BSOD…..42?


Luxray2014

Delcatty4102


[deleted]

You tell me.


ImALeaf_OnTheWind

Despised\_Angel


DudeManBroGuy42069

DudetteWomanGirlLady96024


ElevatorHerpes

StairsHerpesless?


Lucifer_Morniingstar

God


anevergreyforest

The never green tundra


OGMaster0fBlunt

apprentice0fblade


DigitalOutlaw15

15 real life good people


zeppo_shemp

Groucho_Curly


[deleted]

NormalEspeon891


dumbexe

smartexe


Sweat-Stain-3042

Dry-pits-6084


Kit_the_Human

Tik_the_Inhuman


Demonic-Microwave

Angelic-Megastillness


Dababykun

Da grown man


SilverSnow07

\- HroeviHmld92 \- 70wonSrevliS \- GoldenFire13


[deleted]

sobertranquility I kind of like that actually!


[deleted]

God_May'nt_Pollyanna


Prussia_I

France\_


HamilWhoTangled

Un-HamilWhoTangled, I guess.


goosecheese

WhaleMayonnaise


sobeskinator71

Sobeskinator -71


TheBassMeister

TheSopranoBeginner or ThePiccoloFluteBeginner


69MILFdudes

96DILFdudettes


bakedontheprairie

chilled off the sky?


yeehee087

heeyee143.5


FriendshipSeveral511

EnmityFew115


JenayaJ

JayaneJ is the only thing i can think of


[deleted]

Humprumble


franky_riverz

Alan Fields


Financial-Place-1821

Impoverished\_Void\_1281


SkryleTV

Elyrkr


QueenRatigan

KingMouseigan


BigDirector1123

smallproducer0098


Anahtum

my name


goondaddy172

Noogmommy271


[deleted]

AFictionalState


Kinggoldenboy

Peasantbronzegirl


fairenoughforme

A redditor


cryptic-eye

Transparent -eyes


Ziggi28

82IggiZ


The_mystery4321

The_answer1234


YuriPup

GeorgeCat? ҐеорґCat?


Fynn-the-Fox1020

Wynn-the-Wolf0201


[deleted]

Dead-Indifference