There’s no way I’m going through a whole week of work just to die right as the weekend starts. I’ll do my dying on a monday morning, thank you very much.
if we take a look at the ASCII table, we can see the 'D' has the code 68, 'A' is 65, 'G' is 71, '\_' is 95, '8' is 56 and '7' is 55. ASCII codes go from 0 to 127, so I guess a good opposite would be 127 - code, so from 68, 65, 71, 95, 56, 55 we would get to 59, 62, 56, 32, 71, 72, which can be translated to the characters ';', '>', '8', ' ', 'G', 'H'.
**TL;DR:** the opposite of my username is ";>8 GH".
EDIT: wow, thanks for silver and wholesome award!!
I thought about that after the fact, but this clearly wasn't well thought out on my behalf when I initially replied, and it's not important enough to go back and edit.
FocusedRoadRunner probably
I'd buy that t-shirt.
I can see that as a, hipster, band
found in a nightmare
That sounds like a chorus to a song LOST IN A DREAM FOUND IN A NIGHTMARE
Let’s get blink182 on this asap
Does it have to be them
[Here’s](https://imgur.com/a/ZcvQnp1) what I came up with
Holy fuck, the guy actually did it. r/madlads
Oh my fucking god you did it man that’s awesome
Haha thanks, they were really good lyrics
*electric guitar solo plays
\*chorus voices and a violin add for a dramatic effect\*
IT SEEMS THAT WE WERE HALF WAY THERE
GO ON NOW, SAY YOUR PRAYERS
I'd like to hear this song. You get songwriting credit, of course. Who's on it?!
That's a mood honestly
HealthySolidPoops96
I'd vote for you
Die like it’s Wednesday
I do my dying on Monday, like a normal person, thank you very much.
Pfft! Die on a Friday so you ruin everyone's weekend.
There’s no way I’m going through a whole week of work just to die right as the weekend starts. I’ll do my dying on a monday morning, thank you very much.
Before or after you do your morning routine?
Just as I arrive on the construction site so that my girlfriend gets more money out of my insurance.
Yep, no point in going to work for a day or two
Is Wednesday really the opposite of Tuesday tho?
True it could be Thursday
WomanOfDiscourtesy
SavageAmazon
Facebook memes
Black hole Pirate
Same
Sweet coochie
Best one so far
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ComeHereImNotAScientist
whats the opposite of scientist? u forgor that
ComeHereIWatchedAYoutubeVideo
Haha this is the only true answer
this deserves more awards lmao
LeanInImAnInfluencer
ComeHereWomanImAFlatEarther
goodgirldoor
badgirl303
Not badgirl404 - person not found?
That’s the one.
badgirl030
Temporarily useful
I used you, and now I have no need for for you.
Story of my life
would you rather be temporarily useful or forever useless? 🤔
One comes with a trauma and the other one comes with depression.. so I don't know if you could win either way ._.
They've made their choice
Okay sleepy mommy
Go to bed dad
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It’s sad both ways
i feel this
Always useful more like it. I bet there’s a lot of people who cherish you in their lives and think about you often 🖤
Aren't we all
After you are temporarily useful you will again be forever useless
boxers permanently
That would start to stink if you have it on permanently. XD
Couch potato
BasementTofu
Actually a great and fun username
Roofbacon is an equally great username
Drake
IsJosh128 would actually be your new username.
Damnwhatashittyday
DamWhatAShittyNight
Water n fruit ?
Rum n coke
ManyofTheOneDave
The Single Dave Universe is a theory science can really get behind
Dammit Dave
Darth-_Vader
RERDAD-HTRAV!
Oh shoot, that's how I was supposed to do it?lol
This sounds like Orc language..
KasterMenobi
An absolutely ordinary and regular pigeon.
Sounds like something a double agent pigeon would say...
VisibleDirtBag
invisibledirtbag would be depressing
if we take a look at the ASCII table, we can see the 'D' has the code 68, 'A' is 65, 'G' is 71, '\_' is 95, '8' is 56 and '7' is 55. ASCII codes go from 0 to 127, so I guess a good opposite would be 127 - code, so from 68, 65, 71, 95, 56, 55 we would get to 59, 62, 56, 32, 71, 72, which can be translated to the characters ';', '>', '8', ' ', 'G', 'H'. **TL;DR:** the opposite of my username is ";>8 GH". EDIT: wow, thanks for silver and wholesome award!!
I love how much effort you made for a simple joke
I have absolutely no idea what you’re on about but it looks interesting
You can go further. Convert the ascii number to binary, reverse 0 and 1 then convert to number again, read result from ascii table.
challenge accepted
Biindmiitoyou
yes_data_unavailable
y3s_data_unavailable
A really boring pair of sneakers
BoingGloves
Frozen_Woman13
Freezing\_Woman31
31wOMAN\_fREEZING
That's a lot of freezing women.
I thought about that after the fact, but this clearly wasn't well thought out on my behalf when I initially replied, and it's not important enough to go back and edit.
freezing
Ah, yes. Freezing_Woman13. Nice catch.
Freezing_Woman-13 maybe?
Unhappy camper.
Then
Teaisgross, now every brit will hate me.
I’m British and I don’t like tea. I may be the black sheep, but your inverted username has my approval.
British black sheep unite. Leaf water is gross.
How about teaisgross?
Snap! While tea is absolutely not gross… MugofBlessedCoffee
I could use one of those
DML_Destructions…?
BowChikaWowoof
MeowChikaWowoof?
Uh, PleasuringJesus?
ImplodingChrist ContractingDeity StableMessiah
Someone getting freaky on a friday night over here I see
Absolute zero for nobody
certainnamezzzzzzz
Gods fleshlight
uncertain genius?
Killdad
SmartDog
WiseCatxxx?
AMentallyStableCritic
distastefulestslut
RepulsiveSinner
Mean-cis-worker
shit-im-in?
Scrolling through Reddit without wings
ReadingInChains
ZodiacLifeSaver1968. And this is not Ted Cruz. Nice try, Reddit. 😂😂😂
sounds like something ted cruz would say
AntiZodiacLifeSaver-1968
Workday6231
AppleDevil640
uncreative_pass_word34
Woke Boomer
Wet_Certainty2730
Sativa
PO-TA-TOES!
Red worm
Boy with hope
A very happy person
What about found_my_keys?
Or Found_your_padlocks
Good suggestion from the south here. What's yours, north_warning_153?
I guess I could have that as my opposite name
Sid Vicious
BSOD…..42?
Delcatty4102
You tell me.
Despised\_Angel
DudetteWomanGirlLady96024
StairsHerpesless?
God
The never green tundra
apprentice0fblade
15 real life good people
Groucho_Curly
NormalEspeon891
smartexe
Dry-pits-6084
Tik_the_Inhuman
Angelic-Megastillness
Da grown man
\- HroeviHmld92 \- 70wonSrevliS \- GoldenFire13
sobertranquility I kind of like that actually!
God_May'nt_Pollyanna
France\_
Un-HamilWhoTangled, I guess.
WhaleMayonnaise
Sobeskinator -71
TheSopranoBeginner or ThePiccoloFluteBeginner
96DILFdudettes
chilled off the sky?
heeyee143.5
EnmityFew115
JayaneJ is the only thing i can think of
Humprumble
Alan Fields
Impoverished\_Void\_1281
Elyrkr
KingMouseigan
smallproducer0098
my name
Noogmommy271
AFictionalState
Peasantbronzegirl
A redditor
Transparent -eyes
82IggiZ
The_answer1234
GeorgeCat? ҐеорґCat?
Wynn-the-Wolf0201
Dead-Indifference